Evening Star Newspaper, February 23, 1922, Page 36

36 7 . THE EVENING STAR,- WASHINGTON, D. C. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1922. — n [; HARVARD [;l_UB “DOING GOOD —4% KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES—Looks Like Pa Is R.gl.:. —By POP MOMAND. T S CLA ; S : . : TO NME LIKE 1922° IS GONNA BE TH' SHORTEST | YEAR IN HISTORY' WHY SHOULD \T BE ANY SHORTER? HAIR; MARRIAGES LAST SHORTER, AN' EVEN A GLA3S OF SoDA IS SHORTER - AN' MOST WAITERS ~ SHORT CHANGE You: AM I RIGHT? / YouRE wRoNE oL DEAR! ITS GONNA BE THE SHORTEST YEAR superficial thinkers say I'm wasting tme and cash; but, oh, the lasting good 1do! If they would hold that fact in view, they'd see their talk is trash. A thousand men have better fare because I choo-choo everywhere, they bless me as I pass; and worthy men like Henry Ford accumulate a humble hoara because 1 burn the gas. John D. is able to upbuild Research Foun- dations, amply filled with scien- . tists severe, who find the germ that causes mumps, and make the blamed thing bump the bumps, wink AS ANy OTHER YEAR' Opposite Lafayetts Park and Wkito Houss AT ANNUAL DINNER Graduates From Classes of 1870 to 1921 Present at l Racquet Club. The Washington Harvard Club held its thirty-ninth annual dinner at the Racquet Club last night. A large SEASON'S GREATEST FRANK W. STAFFORD ___“RIP VAN WINELE'S DREAN" HOLIDAY BILL ~ THELMA? The Psychic wonder Who Knows Everything | | “DoLLY connoLLY " i ; | | i 1 number of “grads” ranging from "i0| .. ",nq gisappear. And With PERCY WENRICH ‘"{“}“““"""“‘ ‘“‘:h““‘:" Drofession | - Mechanics in their homes The Popular Contralto and Musical 3 Declaring that the rofession |~ o eveni ding s and Rkttt " ppy evenings reading pomes s was fast losing its traditions by rea- | SR YO T CATE L e my mw‘,,&“a%m ot The WeCormacka— son of r“‘;‘ laxity of ‘l‘“‘l "“: “;::’l wagon Knows no rest, but journeys —Pithy Paragraphs. y tions of the various states in ui = Vet wherele BARGAIN MATINEES ng adequate training of those wh6| north and east and west, whereter - —_— were admitted to practice in their| the long road goes. And mwn: s T 5 25 cents so ee.ts s ;. £ the s blues, an 3 ey S gilie| lke Alron ‘shed the. e, POLICE HALT ELOPERS. | TODAY'S AMUSEMENTS. . _ AMUSEMENT: £ vemts 99 benls ve to the Bar Agsoclition's confer-| fgure daily im the news, udon A0 GARRICK—Galsworthy's “The Skin Bt ey and bolisaye) NIGHTS: Sae ] & i e o e the the throbbing wires, because I soak Game,” performance at $:15 p.m. e g ence, said that in one state there| 1 Would-Be Husband Decides Not to L S Were no educational requirementsand | my Sunday hat and fountain pen ec NATIO 4 White-headed . ° TN ] Ty o enter thel und Maltese cat, to buy some rubber | Await Arrival of Girl's Father. |Bov.” at $ . eCIa l m e tures CHARLES THOMAS, beading & an, office. He I burned up all the country KEITH'S — Singer's Midgets and 2. . - teom thetr |, Marriage of Miss A. Louise Frank- | vaudeville, at 2:15, 5 and $:15 p m. | e o and people look from holr |lin resident of a suburb of Rich-\ mipagco—Dolly Connolly and xper s | Might Ret proper nd say 1am & cranks L |, A o G e Wien: | vauaevilic. at 215 and 8:15 pfo. / | "RANDALL’S i:‘.,";,,," o B | OLYMPI D e e WE vuvwgwswuvmz foundation before begin- | wasting gas anc ol Wiet& |mond. was frustrated by parents of | GAYETY—“Keep Smiling,” at 2:15 5 — el ME Comeéds, “I ning wiy of the law. should tackle honest toil, u"dh"‘"’* “hfl \would-be bride, a ed by the|and 8.15 p.m. Develop Your Films and Print = % 2 ‘Tubs. th avings bank. But, oh, my llocal police, the latcer taking charge Monte Carlo Girls, at e o1 = m: e :I.:r.e.. "1:;:;:‘»"‘1'““’; the fr‘l:mli. u.i good I do! The world |of Miss Franklin wken the couple b | 20 5 p.m. | Your Photographs : riai; DUMBARTON 1242, Wixcons Associated Harvard € declared | ghould bless me as 1 choo and chug l(‘:':eru;'u"r(:x;?,?fl”;?&:;»_flm courthouse _ STRAND —Grace Cameron and ! ; Aud BOMEY| oTHE PRIN NINTH-AT-D his hopes that the prejudices aEaindt{ ) on: my way: a hundred industries | “I'm cighteen years oid and my own | yidesiile, at 12 noon, 2 andy M A LEESE OEFICAL IO \R.EGENT JSth and_Yeu Streen Popular Husical Comedy Star S Mhroueh the Thek of knowledge| succeed because you see my auto |boss” declared Miss Frankli SAnn; 2 . D S147 8tk | ROBERT W, K. in > gy el said, “through the lack of knowledge | e a0 she reached police headquarter RIALTO—Betty Compson, in “The - | HE 3 GRACE CAMERON of the institution.” would be dispelled | speed the merry livelong day! I'm going to get married.” Law and the Woman,” at 11:30 a.m,, 1 ik 2 SheouEn e settiition fof e o (Copyright.) WALT MASON. “Don’'t you o0 home without me, |1:30, 3:30, 5:30, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. — - — | Original «Dolly Dimples Girt D e —_— she said to the disappointed prospec-| PALACE—Willlam . Hart in C 1 Stock | . o . Harvard{ Let Gude Furnish the Flowers |live bridegroom. “White Oak,” at 10:50 am., 12:30,! omplete Stoc R £ PHOTOPLAY &3 STV For the wedding or recetion. 1214 F. | Peroe was told he would mot be ar. | 2:15, 4:15, 5:55, 7:55 and 10 p.m. Edison Mazda Lamp$ “CONFLI Shirley Mason, “Liitle Miss . = dverti es| vis_suggested he mig) i Smiles” wer corre- | “alrulstment et RE hendaranEete, e RS on Maz ps || HIPPODROME 2i* & :X-Avew. Z 3 ——— arrival of Miss Franklin's parents. 7 o i ; 2 e ribed its h He said he fully e : y appreciated the | a message here asking that the mar- achevemens r;""(““:r‘l‘ARREST RESTAURANT MAN | £i6 it o Str. Semin and. thoughe | siage of thelr daugnte he presemted e Gibson Lo., Inc. MOORE’S Dr?fl"hd ": '; s abtnon mf nr“L & —_— it w m;m be best for him to keep out | giving her age as scventeen. They | 917-919 G St. N.W. RIS Cirener AMison. |stx Gallons and 25 Half Pints of [ofslEht T L H e sent|S[ed on the frst rain and ‘took RIAIL To fl Many at Dinner. i rted Seized. e | “zrh:k,; Bep: Sergt. Carlin of . 1L hsYiast 3 Daye=—ii pam. Monte Appel, A. M. Lieu avis an erg 535 S‘h St. S.E, . John L. Barr, | the police special investigations squad NE '['HEATFR h St. S.E. Bradford, H. Billings, | Tuesday night arrested Irwin Iisenbers, ER A = B LS, THE ARISTOCRAT OF Gratton W. D. Collins, J. twenty-seven years old, proprietor of PROGRAMS fe W a restaurant at 1125 Tth street, on »"DXL" LUST'S PARAMOUNT PRESENTS it B A A ESEXN charges of selling and illegal Dm!s?\» Sion of intoxicants. They reported the seizure of six gallons and twenty- five one-half pints of whisky and numerous bottles of extracts. Couch, I H 1 BETTY | 2‘}1")(31}( o n ot ; ‘s ...z:um lu“}mllhul l‘lh.v.r{\v‘ V. Imiay, 9 ' ,Dl', w. GRIFF,TH S" ward Kimbal Arthur Veith, H = o5 Kane. R. B. Kiine, Rob- lsn t a Home i _SWAY DOWN EAST ClRCLE -;m- Pa. Ave. Ph. W. 953 | <ATH M CALL ot C. Lovett, Howard h Luquer, Herbert ( n, C. E. N Worth Saving For? Perhaps you own your home now. Lucky man—lucky family—to he free from Rent Day! WWWWMWWMWWWWWWWWWWWWW THE LAW AND THE WOMAN % Divertissements 98 CHRISTIE COMEDY EXCLUSIVE FOX NEWS SPECIAL OVERTURE ‘ VIOLIY SOLO AY 3 v TOM- MIX in “S_KY HIGH':\ FAST MOV Health Candies 40, 60 & 80c Ib. 119 H PRINCESS 21171 CAROLI o 11th & ) LA z. | ERAKDALL'S :I‘I“r:‘l:r. ot g. E Sta. SAToic | HAROLD u.m”. A Chesney ADMITS FORGING CHECK. , Private John Burke, ‘Army Medical Corps, Under Arrest. The Highest Class Stationery at a moderante price, can be obtained at E. Morrison Paper Co. 1009 Pd. Ave. Why not start NOW—This Week —TODAY—to own your own home. One Dollar will give you the start— we’ll add 3% Interest—and before 0%~ NEXT WEEK -—wa GLORIA |CAPITOL % | i Two Shows Daily, 2:15 and 8:16 | This Week, TOM SULLVIAN'S i MONTE CARLO GIRLS . Jonn Zurke, twenty_seven years old. . vate in the Medical Corps, U. - Wrestinz Thurs. Night—Joe Tumner ws. || stationed E\L Iter Reed Hospital, is |7 3 3 > Charlia Met: Amateurs’ Nieht Friday. e o e e et Tor Bal e you realize it—you’ll be well on your thenari Bevor,_pmaivon el Friday. - by Détectives Lyon Loanx way to the Blessed Fireside of Home- | CRITERION THEATER TODAY—TOMORROW—SAT. s il 1avestments of First-Class Heal iy 9th and D Streets N.W. ) i ) he a t: ortga; 'q N v N e e Ownership. B Bl SULLIAR S B ™ Burke, according to_the detectives. admitted obtaining $120 on a orged check. He said he was in need of money at the time he passed the check. | @ further stated it was his intention | to makergood the amount of money he | obtained. [ — MISSING AUTO FOUND. Colored Men Deny Taking Car| HART IN “WHITE OAK” A Paramount Picture BEGINNING SUNDAY A FAST-MOVING e—————————————————— GAYETYR b ihosas |1 “KEEP SMILING” | ‘With BERT LAHE NEXT WEEER—“TOWN SCANDALS." }! “Samson and Delilah | PLAY. WITH THRILLS HER HUSBAND'S SECURITY SiNeraii BANK ‘WASHINGTON'S LARGEST SAVINGS BANK Cornerof 9th and G Streets WWWWWWMWWWWMWWWWWWWWM WHEN you think of a luscious, thick, tender, | juicy steak do’ you see visions of two and | three dollars’ flap-flap- ping their wings? At least two dollars if you cook it dt home—and that won’ ’t cover pota- FIRST TIME SBOWN AT POPULAR PRICES MR. PEMBERTON, Mae Murray, Gertrude Hoffm: essons est baliroom dances. 1550 Biltmore st. Col. 2002, Ren Imgram’s moted l{st;o the Ivanez movel, acreen production , of world - famous WITH Women’s Dainty New Spring Strap Pumps That Were $5.95 and $7.50 DAVISON’SPr1329 M n.w. Mum T s ot ince Stk steps. Teach vou to dance correctly In & few lessons. UNDER UNITED STATES . TREASURY SUPERVISION Owned by E. T. Goodman. i A new coat of a paint of different } e new coat o : o color from the original on_the snto- || Don't grmble with ferg, savo while you Washington Opera Cnmpany ! Fammous Lillipntian Wonders e i o i |y 8L SRR 2 S opT FYESBIC W2 o3 | SINGER'S MIDGETS car, but cret number disclosed its | - Transferred from National rc;mr Frida, . % en [‘M:fl“!l\t Alligood of ;|he ATS HONORED, % See Street Parade 5 P.M. Today police automobile squad alleges that | s = 3 he found the car in possession of two | M‘E«M i Starting From Theater Bee the Lion and Dog Caged Together colored men and arrested them on a T = in the Lobby. 11 to 12:15 Daily charge of grand larc | G | 5 3 : The men registered as Frederick D. | W 1 73 AL it gl Do b et asy I e SYLVIA CLARK jThe iaser ickinson, 2 street. ey denie = having stolen the car, the police re- AND SAVINGS A Great Deal Little Klown” ported, and claimed they obtained it ’ ' ’ ' ' — Leo Doanelly With Millicent Hanley from an unidentified individual on the | Cor. 7th and E Sts. in “Tis and Tisn't.”” Toto, the Cele- s oin oing!! oing!! at Steal e e 2o O OF THE APOCALYPSE” ol e o Strictly pricate. Any hous Separa tudios. Class Rat_eve. Insiractions and dancing., 8 o 3. Phivate classes instructed form your own class, GLADYSE WILBUR, RUDOLPH VALENTINO llB AlIGE TERRY ¢ Dupant e {Dunons Stva) B e 1035, = P | il . s T March Edison Diamond Disc Re- Creations Now on Sale I"WI'IH!IITN!IH Bercee_zoe r:';.;‘ mr-u" ‘.—“‘. Prll ce, $1.85 toes, nice brown pota« ATlo" Al Matinee, | , Balirom danciug, classes every Wedaestay = il Steing Quarts toes, bread, butter and Sat.at 2| Week Nights, 8:30 to 12 . 80GS9—Price, $1.55 Erminie Airs—No. 1—Mixed Voices—New York Light Opera Company. Erminie Airs—No. 2—Mixed Voices—New York Light Opera Company. No. 80690—Price, $1.85 Sunshine Cloud—Contralto and Baritone—Helen Clark Joseph Phillips. Could T oo My Boy Again—Contralto—Flizabeth Lennox and Chorus. . No. S0702—Price, $1.85 Blue Danube Waltz—I'iano—Walter Chapman. Liebestraum (Dresm of Love)—Piano—Walter Chapman. No. §2247—Price, Silvio! & quest'ora (Silvio! At This Hour!)— snpm:o and Baritone, in Ttalian—Pagliaccy, Claudia Muzio and Mario Laurenti I Am Only the Io son l'umile ancell iid)—Soprano, o Hahan Saana Tecomvrenr, Claudla Diusio: > X . 50870—Price, $1.35 st Patrick's Day Medley—Violin—Joseph Samuels. b Ges!—Medley of e o Aecondion—John 3. Kimmel. No. 50871—Price, $1.35 rves and Steve. in “Court—Vandeville Sketeh—Billy Golden and ly Shop Girl—Department Store Scene—Justine Roberts. Nov 50S72—Price, u.u jce—No. 1—Accordion—P. Froshinf ay—Xylophone—Signor Lou Chiba 806SS—Price, $1.85 Leave it With Him—Contralto—Georgia Brevilller. Land Where the Roses Never Fade—Baritone—Robert E. Clark. No. £0691—Price, $1.85 Zove Me Or Not—Tenor—Faul Reimers. Flow Gently, Sweet Afton—Contralto—Christine Miller. coffee. QIA WALLIS Special Steak with all the tenderness of a lover’s look, plus French Fried potatoes and WALLIS coffee of excellence, are yours, Sgrved tastefully, for C. MWallis’ “Washington’s Largest Restaurant” 12th and G Sts. N.W. Tonight at 8:15 CHARLES DILLINGHAM Presen: \THE WHITE- HEADED BOY ight's Tickets Will Be r ed Benefit H and and ARCADE Not a “Dance Hall” —BUT— A PERFECT PLACE TO DANCE MATCHLESS MUSIC POPULAR PRICES n:ucz cflul Black Satins Black Suedes Patent Leather Starting Sunday—Seats Selling GEORGE WHITE’S SCANDALS With Ann Pennington—100 Others GSHIIBEI" K GALSWORTHY’S Toatoy” THE SKIN GAME With Jane Cmy and the Famous Lon- don Cast. Next Week, Com. Monday Mats. Thurs. & Sat. 3 At TI9 Oth st. T v;mp:::.y:: to_ di in a few lessons, an o dance lessons, any time. hours, 10 a.m. to 10 Valse Caj Perfoct Dirgation Messrs, Lo Eriacon™. Strap and Buckle Effects Also Tan Brogue Oxfords JOE BROWN !u.l.suol 2D STASE DANCING, La Gitana—Violin—J. Mazurka de Concert—Violin—J. No. 8224S—Price, $2.25 Clang of the F Bass-Baritone——Arthur Middleton. | Voico of the Mountain Land—Rass-Baritone—Arthur Middleton. R T e issoff. Plastro Borissoff. —PRIVATE_ UESSON e, 75c. = Sovvene, B30, el S Gintivaom tor rents $7. W, ATURDAY ends this sale. If you want to.share in one of the best offerings we have been able to Oil of Cloves Quickly Soothes_ Baby’s Rash No. 82249—Price, $2.25 . . Desri—_Soprano—pma Cone. 0 make for some time, don’t delay. High-grade CHRISTIAN SCIENCE RE-CREATIONS No. 80675—Price, $1.85 Jut !‘n To-Day—No. 11, Lesson Sermon, ‘‘Substance”—Abbott— C. Dyrenforth, _ Brooklyn made Slippers—Right out of our regu- lar spring stocks: But next week they go back to their Regular Prices—$5.95 and $7.50. rso lessons, with | $a3f hour, $1. You meed mot have an &P pointment. Open 10 2. m. to 10 9. m. ritone—Robert Oollid-r the Lfln)—!o 12, Lesson Sermon, "ll ’—Topliff—Baritone —Robert C. Dyrenforth. RIGHTWAY SCHOOL OF DANCING Nozzema, the Penctrating, Greaseless Oil of Cloves Cream Proves It 1218 New York Ave, N. W. Tex 1¢ Yoars America’s Feromest Acplemy Jack Hottman and Lillian Hoskins, No. 80676—Price, $1.85 Enough to 13, Lesson Sermon, ‘‘Reality’’—Ross—Baritone Enow—No, o Bobert . Dyrenforth. Is My Shepherd—No. 14, Lesson Sermon, “Unreality’’—Liddle —Baritone—Robert O. Dyrenforth. Grn:u'\l RE-CREAHD‘ . 73003—Price, $1.8% llnfllh (The Little Broken Ring)—Gluck—Baritone New Silk Sports Hose serbrochens Eduard Mittelstadt. g 3 - % Mass | doun sum Stadtle hinaus? (ast I Then Lesve My Little Good-looking Tailored-seam Stockings, in the new sports shades — Beige, Nude, Ooze, Castor,, Crepe Gray, also Tan and Black. Special value at— 1.95 Town!)—0ld Folk Song—Baritone—Eduard Mittlestadt. THE GIBSON CO., Inc. 917919 G St. NW. ~ 414 9th St. Cor. 1914-16 Pa. Ave. 7th & K 233 Pa. Ave. S.E. ‘:ul: Indies ¥ THAT MADE X v YORK ThGow Tom TwO YEARS. P rfl."“.& (e o e