Evening Star Newspaper, January 10, 1922, Page 21

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It promptly loosens a dry, tight cough, and soon you will notice the phlegm thin out and disappear. day’s use will usually break up an ordinary throat or chest cold, and it is also splendid for bronchitis, croup, hoarseness and bronchial asthma. Pinex is a most valuable concen- trated compound of genuine Norway pine extract, the most reliable rem- edy for throat and chest ailments. To avoid disappointment, ask your druggist for “2/; ounces of Pinex” with directions _and don’t accept anything else. Guaranteed to give absolute satisfaction or money re- funded. The Pinex Co., Ft. Wayne, Ind. Use Cocoanut Oil For Washing Hair 1t you want to keep your hair in good condition, be careful what you wash it with, Most soaps ard prepared shampoos con- tatn too much alkali. This dries the scalp, makes the hair brittle and is very harmful. Mulsified cocoanut oil shampoo (which is pure and entirely greaseless), is much bet- ter than anytuing else you can use for shampooing, as this can’t possibly injure the halr. Simply moisten vour halr with water and rub It In. One or two teaspoonfuls of Mulsifled will make an abundance of rich, creamy lather, and cleanses the hair and scalp thoroughly, The lather rinses out easily, and removes every particle of dust, dirt, dandruff aud excessive ofl. The hair dries quickly and evenly, and it leaves it fino and silky, bright, flufly and easy to manage. You ean get Mulsified cocoanut ofl shampoo at any drug store. It is very cheap, and & few ounce: mough to last family for months. Be m \.z 'sives you Mulsided— To Cure a Cold in One Day g T. ‘ake FEATURE PAGE. 0ld Man Coyote’s Great Idea. BY W. THORNTON BURGESS. Who never has a new idea Will not gain much from life I fear. —O0ld Man Coyote. Over at his home in the Old Pasture Old Man Coyote had gnawed & splen- did big bone until it was polished. There wasn't a scrap of anything left on it. Then with his strong teeth he cracked that bone and feasted on the sweet marrow that was inside. When there wasn't so much the smell of this left he gave a little sigh of satis- faction and contentment and stretched out for a rest in the sunshine. He licked his lips and grinned. Then ONE BY ONE THE HENS CAME OUT INTO THE HENYARD. he licked his lips end once more grinned. He was thinking of Bowser the Hound and how he had fooled Bowser over in the Green Forest and by so doing had made a chance to get that splendld big bone. “I suppose” thought he, has bones like this often. My, but he is lucky. He certainly is lucky. I wonder how it would seem to never have to wonder where the next meal is coming fro Tll have to visit Farmer Brown's again soon. I wish there was a place over there for a fellow to hide.” Just then he remembered the stack of straw in Farmer Brown's barn- yard from behind which he had watched Mrs. Brown give Bowser that “Bowser \ bone, and in a flash a great idea came to him. He grinned so much that it was a wonder he dida't laugh right out. The next morning, just as the Black Shadows were disappearing, Old Man Coyote once more was over back of Farmer Brown's barn. All was still. No one was yet moving in Farmer Brown's house. Bowser was in his own snug little house asleep. Old Man Coyote stole over to that stack of straw and there he went to work. What was he doing? He was burrow- ing under that straw. Yes, sir, he was burrowing under that stack of straw. He worked fast and it wasn't long before he had a hole under that straw, a hole hig enough for him to crawl into. Once out of sight un- der that straw he made a place big enough for him to turn around in. It was snug and warm; very, very comfortable, indeed. ©Ola Man Coyote grinned as he lay down in there, facing so that he could peep out and see all that went on in Farmer Brown's yard. “This is the most comfortable place I have found this winter,” thought he. “Jack Frost and Rough Brother North Wind may do their worst for all I care; I'll always be warm in here. Best of* all, I can watch all that goes on in Farmer Brown's yard and never be suspected. I can learn the ways of everybody about here, and if I don't i:: plenty to eat my name isn't Old n Coyote. This is Yes, sir, it is a great a great idea. faea "I ought to have thought of it long ago. Bg this time jolly, round, red Mr. Sun had begun his daily climb up in the blue, blue sky, and there were many sounds from Farmer Brown's house. Presently Farmer Brown and Farmer Brown's boy came out to milk and feed the cows and to feed the horses and the nens. Bowser the LISTEN, WORLD! BY ELSIE ROBINSON. -When will wives realize that al- though a husband needs a career he also needs a little careering, Marriage is a serlous job and beautiful and worthy career, but it's also an acquired taste, like eating olives. I mean no disrespect I'm simply stating the truth. Humans love and mate naturally—but they had to be taught to get married, just as they’'ve had to be taught to wear shirts.” And the old urges still speak. Not necessarily an urge for vice or lawbreaking, but an urge for adven- QU3BANDS (VEED A CAREER-BUT ALSO A UTTLE CAREERING. ture. That's the trouble with mat- ried life—it's too apt to cut out the adventure element. Our first_hairy grandpa’s home life didn’t cut out the adventure element. It was always a toss-up whether he would bring home the mastodon or the mastodon would bring him. This prevented life from palling. But there are no such diverting gambles now. The glory of the campfire dims in the everlasting struggle to pay the gas man. Who can afford an adventure trail if he has to go into a taxi? And without their campfire victories and their trail dangers, something within Hound came out of his little house, men goes hungry. yawning and stretching, and went over to the back goor of Farmer Brown's house and whined until it was opened for him. All this Old Man Coyote watched. Presently the pleasant odor of fi ing ham’ tickled his nose and set his mouth to watering He sniffed long- ingly, but they were noiseless sniffsa. Black Pussy the Cat came out and sat on the doorstep while she washed her face. One by one the hens came out into the henyard. How Old Man Coyote did hate the wire fence around that yard! Farmer Brown and his boy went into the house for break- fast. Everybody seemed to be having breakfast, everybody but Old Man Coyote. (Copyright, 1922, by T. W. Burgess.) It's harder for the man now than it is fon the woman. The cave was always her natural, profitable habitat. It wasn't his. He took it on as a re- sponsibility. And. if he's headstrong or none too bright, he's apt to throw it off again if the bonds be made too tight. Give your man a little of his hunt- ing trail again. Let him go off on his lone, once in a while. Let him go a- fishing! and lie about it, as that first grandpa lied about the mastodon. Let him track in mud and keep his compaots with the warriors. It will pay, sisters—it will pay. Things for Boys to Make PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. Noted Physician and Author. Infantile Paralysis. After the acute and feverish stage of acute poliomyelitis has passed, perhaps three weeks after the onset of the illness, the plaster casts or splints or other apparatus which may have been used to procure that most salutary aid, physiological rest, Guring the early stage of the paraly- sis, may be removed every day or two for the application of electricity. The casts or splints are discarded permanently when the physician feels that there is no further likelihood of relapses, for they serve no useful purpose after the stage of fixed or permanent paralysis has arrived. If the child is to wear any appliance or brace later, either to prevent con- tracture or to enable the child to walk, that is a question for the or- thopedic physician. The best results seem to be ob- tained from a combination of elec- tric treatment and massage applied three or four times a week for not less than ome year. This electric treatment and massage can be ap- plied properly and safely only by the family physician or the orthopedic physician or nurses under their di- rection. Sometimes an intelligent mother may learn to apply such treatment -to her child ~with the nurse's help. It is a mistake, against which parents are warmed, to en- trust such treatment to any other hands. Eleotricity and massage may and often do work grave injury when unintelligently used. Miracles or spectacular effects do not happen outside the spurious healer seecking to make people see things which are not there. Aside from the rapid recovery of function in_the affected muscle groups, which often occurs spontaneously in the first stage of the disease, any im- provement under eleotricity and mas- sage is very slow, taking many months, and, as already mentioned, such _treatment must regularly and faithfully kept up for not less than one year In order to accom- plish any good. Patience and perserverance, there- fore, are the essentials for success. Unfortunate indeed is the paralyz child whose parents blow hither and yon, “trying” this and that treatment at_the behest of friends. Most cities have free clinics, some- times pay clinics, where proper treat- ment may be had at little or no cost if the parents are unable to pa: Even many small towns now have some provision, for the care of in- fantile paralysis cases under the di- rection of the health authorities. ‘Whenever possible, a warm bath im- mediately preceding the massage and electric treatment is helpful. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. Head Nolses. . T have been a victim of nolses in my ears for years. One ear has a noise something like Niagara Falls, and the other sounds like a boiler fac- tory tuning up. You can scarcely imagine. 2 a. 8) Answer—The cause of a head noise is often not in the ear, but some- thing systematic. Tobacoo poison- ing, anemia from various causes, the use of drugs, quinine, antipyria and acetanilde in pain killers and alleged 1 h grippe or cold cures and headache remedies, high blood pressure from various disease conditions, some- times a heart lesion. I had a real noise for several years—in my case it something like a ford trying to pass a motor cycle in the quiet zone near a ho: Should your noise inarease enough to be annoying there would be no harm in having your doctor and, if he deems it ad- visable, an ear specialist, look you over. COFFEE IEALCOFEEE C Swing Stilts. Bwirg Stitts o gom Materials Needed—Two poles, some rope, two staples, two pleces of broomstick. The old-style stiits are & back num- ber when compared to these. Although swing stilts are harder to use, they are better for exercise, giving play to most of the muscles of the body. The sketch here shows how they are made, but be sure and use a strong rope or small, tough chain, and fasten the foot rests (piece of broomstick) good and tight. To attach rope to poles, use clinching staples or eyebolts. LE ROY CRIGLER. (Copyright, 1921.) Lemon Sponge Pie. Mix two tablespoons of flour and one cup of sugar together; add one tablespoon of melted butter, two egg yolks and the grated rind and juice of one lemon; beat well, stir in one cup of evaporated milk and fold in the stiffly beaten whites of two eggs. Pour into a deep pie plate lined with pastry; bake in a quick oven for ten minutes, reduce the heat and cook until firm—this takes about forty minutes. Cover with a meringue and brown in a slow oven. e A gown of coral-colored panne vel- vet is stamped with silver flowers and fringed with pearls. MAXWELL HOUSE (@) T D. C., TUESDAY, JANUARY 10, 1922. -Brides Will Be Brides By Lucille Van Slyke. John Trains Susan Sue. HE youthtul Lindsays and their youthtul lodger, Prof. Shel- don, were holding a whispered and amused indignation meet- ing. The glassed doors of the living room were shut, the two men were strolling up and down smoking cigar- ettes, Merriam looking very lovely in an orchid neglige, cuddled in the ;:Ic:;‘cth cushions under a rose-colored They were discussing Susan Sue. Susan Sue herself, plump, stern and fitty-eight, was in the kitchen, g homemade “bread. She disapproved strongly of the irresponsible houl hold into which her beloved mistress, Mrs. Thorne Blaisdell, had stationed he; Mr dell had positively had to bribe her to get her to go. “Susan Sue, it's your Chri ell had in , pretty littl: ‘who needs somebody to see that s eats three tim her rubbers, an ny pendable whom I can trust to that she does it.” But the youthful household were already in a state of revolt at Susan Sue's efficlency. “I can’t find anything,” grumbled John. “Because she puts -ver{mlnt where it belnogs!” Merriam giggled. “It belongs wherever I leave it!' sserted petulantly. “My yard were a family 3 He had bought them ostensibly for work about the wee back yard, but they were really comfortable walking shoe: He liked to slip in and out of them half a dozen times & day on Bundays and holidays. He usually left them standing on th hall stairs, whe: he rest of the fam. ily stumbled over them and grumbled over them. “And my tweed cap-—" young Sheldon took up the refrain of the song. “You don't mind, do you, Mistress Merry, if I leave it on the newel post?’ “Not when it's on the newel post,” Merriam laughed. “Only, your aim awf'l poor, Shelly, it's mostly on the oor.! “I think it's a good thing her keep- ing that mangy-looking sports coat of yours off that hall chair——" John began chidingly, but his utterance was stopped effectively by the sofa pillow that Merriam threw. “Just the samey,” serted vehemently, “we must take a ‘stand about this thing quick or the old dragon won't let us call our souls or own. I should think if—er—well—after all, it would look better coming from you, Merry! Couldn’t you just say—in passing— that we liked things left where we left 'em?” “Me?” Merriam sat up in surprise. “Why, I'm scared to pieces of he: would really J nd she likes you much e likes me, I'm sure, 3 passing—said to her that we liked things where we left ‘em—' John opened the door with much determination. But he swung it shut after him in Shelly's d Merriam' curious faces. They waited expec- tantly while he conferred with the redoubtable Susan Sue. He came back rather cockily. He pulled out the tip table and the cards for their usual game of dummy bridge. “Sure I did,” he answered their chorused question. “She was as re- sectful as anything. Went on thumping _the bread so mad-like at first that I thought I wasn’t going to get away with it, But after a while she looked up and said she'd see that everything was fixed right where we left it That's the way—" He leaned over to pinch Merriam’s dimpled cheek, “that I ought to have started in with you, young lady. Gently, but firmly. I bid hearte—" bread thumpin, louder than before, two went on much erriam thought. ‘The three of them gave Susan Sue an amiable lmd night when she appeared at the oor 'w minutes later. But they t each other like the youth- pirators they were as they heard her plod heavily upstair: An hour later settling the .Yoh!nujumpafl up and flung at the hunter's he exclaimed, “let’s take a k before we go to bed.” almost scampered to the hall- heir outdoor togs. on the hall core, de a grlc.d the newel post at which he ad flung it when he had come in in the early evening. And third stair from !)l:l floor reposed John's beloved 0! m some woman trainer! he sat down to rom_slippers to shoes. “Look ‘Wwe three are saving. No traipsing up- ¢ reached for a shoe. ‘And besides all that——" he paused eloguently, “ther tisfaction of feell i really, & showdown as to Who boss—us or Susan Sue——" tugged at the shoe. Sheldon d at_ his cap. And Merriam d petulantly at her coat. They indeed where their owners had them! For lef! Susan had firmly nailed them there! Another Episode of This Story fia Tomorrow’s Star. Modern Lamps Are Designed for Different Uses—@ive Care to Their Selection. ‘The modern lamp has developed be- yond the stage when any one was con- sidered a good selection for any us pretty lamp” was wanted, an choosing it consisted In taking the one which best fitted into the color scheme of the room for which it was intended. No longer may this method be em- ployved. The first question asked the purchaser is, “For what use is the lamp intended?” Reading or decora- tion, bedroom or living room? For you must know that there is much difference In those designed for the intimate boudoir and those intended for the general living parts of the house. Just as certain materials seem meant for informal use and some for formal use, 8o are the modern lampi and their -shades. Take, for instance, the doll shown In today’s sketch. Her skirts of pink taffeta soften the light of the electric bulb concealed beneath them and thus is it made to take its place under the heading of decorative lights. No reading may be donse in the soft glow it diffuses, but surely it adds to the charm of its surroundings. Useless? ot a bit. That which is beautiful has a definite mission in home decorations, and this piquant miss with her old-time hoopskirts not only fits In, but adds to the atmosphere of the boudoir. Her dainty dress, however, is not suitable to the living room. Or if it seems suitable to yours you may be- gin to suspect that something is wrong with the living room. For pink Al il taffeta has sm reason ever to b used in a room which has as mue¢l general use. 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