Evening Star Newspaper, December 21, 1921, Page 38

Two Scouts 1t is a>dark and dismal day; the wind is keen, the skies are gray, and rain, of many cheap-john sorts, comes, down by gallons and by quarts, and people. splashing through the mud, hand out ‘remarks | that chijl the blood. And Mr. Cheer- up cries,’ “Hooray! Unpleasant things {vill pass away; tomorrow will be bright and falr, with sun- shine glowing everywhere, and we'll enjoy our;bliss the more because to- day seems quite a bore. We must have rain and slush and sleet to make our better days complete.” And Mr. Cheerup's song and dance are heartening, as we advance upon our errands, vain or sane, amid: the slush and mud and rain. But Mr. Killjoy says, “My friend, this dog- gone rain will never end; and if it does thers'll be a freese and we'll have green pains in our knees. The weather’s - hourly growing worse, and he is wise who hires a hearse; there’ll be an outbreak of the flu, and that will put an end to you.” We hear, him spieling in the rain, and feel that everything Is vain, and when at last we reach our homes we're shooting spasms in our domes, and rheumatism here and there, and mumps, and falling of the hair. Thus these two scouts go up and down: one tries to cheer the weary town: the other journeys to and fro, and scatters stove-length chunks of woe. (Copyright) ~ WALT MASON. T e JIMMY THIEF FORCES WAY INTO APARTMENTS Four Entered by Burglars—High- Woman Foiled in Plan to Hold Up Grocer. Doors of three apartments at 2106 F street were jimmied yesterday and the apartments ransack Frederick M. Jones, 2129 G street, reported that the door of his apart- ment was jimmied and his apart- ment robbed of two watches, string of pearls, string of beads. ten talk- ing machine records and $15 in cash. Burglars entered the residence of Sidney E. Bishop, 3306 Macomb street, by Dbreaking a glass panel from a side_door, and stole a watch valued at $50, and § A young white man alighted from an automobile last night, entered the store of Jacob Kline. 700 1 street southeast, pointed a revolver at the proprietor and demanded cash. He was compelled to Jeave the store and drove oft in the machine. Raymond Brengle. 82 Q street, was attacked by three colored men on Q street between 5th and Gth streets last night. The trio searched his l\me he told the police, but got Sjeanette K , 32 Hud- eet, Edgew; A . told the police of the loss of & handbag con- taining a check for her trunk and other articles while boarding a street car at 9th and F streets last night. Mea stolen from a ce box at Howard's stand in Western market last night. Murphy, N, Reduced Railrond Fares Account Christmas holidays, via Southern rail- . Apply 142 n.w. or Union station. —Advertisement. WILL FORM INFANTRY UNIT Howard Universit; Proposal Ap- proved by War Department. Aut © hat been given by the War Department for the establish- ment of an infantry unit, Senior Di vision, Reserve Officers’ Tra‘ni Corps, in Howard ["niversity, thisci The authorities of that inatitut have agreed to maintain a two years compulsory course of military train- ing 2s a minimung for its physically tit male students, Which course when entered upon by any student, shall be a pre-requisite for graduation. 1t also is agreed that the authorities shall “use their endeavors to promote and further the objects for which the training corps is erganized.” —_— Headaches from Slight Colds Laxative BROMO QU the Headache by curing tie Cold. The ‘gennine snaure ve. (Be sure | MO.) 3 dvertisement. CHANGE IN PERSONNEL. Hoover Reorganizing U. §. Section | of Inter-American Commission. Secretary Hoover has begun the! reorganization of the American sec- | lion " of the Inter-American High, Commission and the personnel has been | announced as follows: Secretary Mellon, honorary chair- | man; Secretary Hoover, chairma Senator Jones, Washington, vice chairman; Joseph dent of the United Commerce, Illino Adams, Virginia; A fornia; 0. K. Davis, > Myron W. Robinson, New Jersey; W. O. Hart, Louisiana, and John H. Fahey, Massachusetts, reappointed. be g Sou get B Reduced Holiday Fares. Atlantic Coast Line, 1418 H st.—Adver- | tisement. OFFICERS CALLED HOME. e officers serving with the graves registration service in Kurope have | heen ordered to the United States and | fous stations. are Maj. 4 2 termaster Corps: (hapx}.ln J Capt. Freeman B, | ter Corps. and | . Gerald Cole and Albert M, kson and rst Lie ‘harles Elastic Slockmg € Consult us if you need omne D We npecialize in thin Expert Fitting for Men and Women KLOMAN’S Instrument Co. 1114 14th St. NoW. Phone M. 3088 ALL GOODS BELOW COST As T must vacate these premises January 1. New stock of .« VIOLINS, BANJOS, MANDOLINS, UKULELES, DRUMS, BOY SCOUT BUGLES. Your chance to buy musical instruments for NXmas at bargain prices. 713 14th St. NW. i TODAY’S AMUSEMENTS. National—Otis Skinner, in_*Blood and Sand.” Performances at 2:20 and 8:20 p.m. Poli's—San Carlo Opere. Company, “Madame Buttetly,’ 15 p.m. Garrick—“The Wandering Jew,” photoplay. Shown at*8:20 p.m. B. F. Keith’s—Gallagher and Shean, vaudeville, Shows at 2:15 and 8:15 p.m., Belasco—Shubert vawdeville. Shows at 2:15 and 8:15 p.m. Cosmos—Tolman Revue. vaudeville. Shows at 3, 6:30 and 9 p.m. Feature picture at 1 and 4:30. Strand—Electrical Wizards. vaude- ~ille. Shows at 12:30, 3:45, 7:30 and Capiiol—“Bathing Beautie: lesque. Shows at 2 and 8 p.m .\Ia\ruvolfla.n—?ols Negri, in “Ven- Feature at 11:49, 1:43, 5 and 9:52 p.m. Rialto—"“What No Man Feature shown at 11:30 a.m. and ev- ery two hours thereafter. Louis Htosza, soloist, sings at 3:30, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. Palace—Thomas Meighan, Prince There Was.” Shown at 10:50 m., 12:35, 2:20, 4:15, 6, 7:50 and 9:50 p.m. Columbia—*“Don’t Tell Everything.” Shown at 10:45 a.m., 12:30, 2:20, 4:20, 6:10, 7:50 and 9:50 p.m. in “A \?wwm THE EVENIN(} KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES—But Pa Was Too Late. - L YGOTTA DO IS I WA UP AGAINST (T, AN’ SHE EASON WNTH ‘Efv. MY WIFE WAS GO’ CRAZY \mH THIS YMAS PRESENT STUFE GuT T TOLD HER LD SortE REASONING TO CUT'OUT A LOT of 1T! - COL. JUDSON BREAKS DOWN. Col. Willlam V. Judson, Corps of Engineers, formerly Engineer Com- missioner of the District of Columbia and recently stationed at Chicago, has broken down in health and has been ordered to the Army and Navy Gen- eral Hospital, Hot Springs, Ark., for observation and treatment. Cigars of Guaranteed Quality Safe cigars to buy for your friends, sold by leading dealers of Washington: Deer Head, $1.00 to $14.00 per box La Anita, After Dinner, $1.75 to Ofty, $7.00 per box $3.50 per box $3.50 per box $2.25 to $1.75 to WE HAVE the greatest display of smokers’ articles ever shown in Washington Cigar and Cigarette Holders, Cigar and Cigarette Cases, Ash Trays and Tobacco Pouches. 25c to $25 25¢c to $15 25¢c to $18 Humidors for Cigars and- Cigarettes, $7 to $40 Ladies’ Pipes and Cigarette Holders. Henry T. Offterdinger Manufacturer and Importer 508 Ninth Street“N.W. (Between E and F Sts.) . Agent for COMOY'S London-Made Briar Pipes 9 Health Candies 1009 Pure Our Finest Bon- bons, Chocolates, Trinities and Orig- inal Specialties. Fruit Cake $1.00 Ib. - Of finest ingredi- ents, packed in exclu- sive tins for presenta- tion. 60_(: Ib. Our regular line of Bonbons, Choc- olates, Fudges and Caramels. The Fruit and Nut Shop Now Located at 13th and F Baskets of Fruit $1.00 to $20.00 A-complete assortment of the finest Nuts, Figs, Dates, Raisins and- Can- died }-mnts. 4 v Christmas Stock- ing Candies, Chil- dren’s Sweets, But- tercups, etc. Our Special Gift Box $1.00 Finest assortment in hand- somely embossed Blue, Green and Gold boxes. Lunch With .Us Today- 13th and F Sts. 12039 G St THAT AINT A BAD 10eA%\ TLL GO _HomE AND S0 " HEY BELLA DONNA' DO You KNOW WHERE MY WIFE |SP~ STAR,” WASHINGTON, D:. C., WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 21, 192T. SHE BORROWED FOTEEN DOLLARS FRon ME, DREU ALL DE TIONEY SHE WAD Wy DE SAINGS WK A WENT OUT QVD‘N' A GW(N OF CHRISTIIAY ADVER TISEHENTS! “A Big Hit"—Post ED. GALLAGHER and AL SHEAN samie Four Mortons jov™" Joe FORD SISTERS ‘With D. Appolon and Their Own Colebrated Orchestrs Rhoda Royal’s Elephants Victor and Helen, in Bemarksble Foats. Leavitt and Lockwood, Mlle. Lyna Tyber, Mme. Herrmenn, Blanche Creighton. And~ * with Banta Claus Giving. Keith Kiddies at Matinees. bogina day and ending Saturday. YOU ST. REPUBLI Near 14th Golored Thester, ‘oday—11 P.M. “lDLE HANDS"’ Orchestra. g i Christmas.” Subsidiaries | Clearance Sale of Christmas Tree Lighting Outfits Set No. 1 Rttt s 51.98 Set No. 2 e s 9298 The Gibson Co., Inc. 917 G Street N.W. OPEN EVENINGS Prettily Boxed Stationery For holiday giving. Get our prices first. E. Morruon {’nper Co. Brownie Cameras Make Ideal Chmtmas Gifts No. 2-C....... Be Sure to Get Yonrs -t Gibson’s Kodak Filling Station 917-919 G St. N.W. “If T were asked to give advice ito a group of young folks who |l | wanted to get ahead,” sald 2 suc- | cesstul old man the other day, “I would simply s: lake friends jand SAVE MONEY i Ol-‘ commzm AND SAVINGS Cor. 7th and E Sts. Eversharp ' Pencils Make Ideal Christmas Gifts. 50c to $5.00 | All Guaranteed. GIBSON CO. 917919 G St MW Models, etc. Experienced hands’ as well as all|] mechamcal equnpn.ent. H8. r. KlNS °co. 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RAND A l l ys Thmlevr. neh & ¥ S, AND TOMOT: ELITE l“h‘" Street and WV PLAY | QWS WUDEVILE i NINTH-AT-D FLORENCE REED AND EARLE FOX “THE BLACK PAITIIEI’S cus” 5—ALL—STAR ACTS—5 —IN— “A PRINCE THERE WAS” With MILDRED HARRIS Based the Stage Play By GEO. M. COHAN xtra Added Attractic nub Pollard Comed “CORNER POCKET" GOL!IMBIA Contintous—10: SECOND GREAT “ELK Paramount Presents WALLACE REID GLORIA SWANSON ELLIOTT DEXTER “DON'T TELL EUEIIYTIIIHG% LOEW'S COLUMBIA SAVOV THEATER "RANDALL'S i HO 1230 _“RED_COURAGE. 14th and Col. Ra. O] MCRANDALL'S F at 10t ETROPOLITAN THIS WEEK 10:30 A. M. to 11 P. M. POLA NEGRI In a Lore-Drama of Power “UENDETTA” EXTRA AL. ST. JOEN In “Fast and Furious” —Overture— “Il Guarany” (Gomez) Washington's Finest Orchestry N. MIRSKEY, Conducter Scenic — Pathe News — Topics B CRANDALL'S 18th & Col.Rd. KnickerBocKER —TODAY— | Beginning at 6:30 P. M. | i i In a New Romantic Drama ! Mack Sennpett's “BE REASONABL SIIIIBEIIT hudewlle Belasco Theater Lafayette Park and White Heuse “A WONDERFUL BILL” ERNEST EVANS H ¢ H The Mar of Stone * AND HIS GIRLS | _w 3% | CAROLINA 11th & N. C. Ave. 8.E, PAULINE FREDE] “THE STING OF THE TARH G ™ 8:20 tonight, 350 to $1. Mats. nl'n. & Sat. The Wandering Jew A Mammoth icture of Surpassing Int Appropriate Vocal and remeat] Meme: NEXT WEEK. SEATS THUR. JULES HURTIG Presents GREEN JADE A Somedy Drama by Breughten Tall With an unusual ocmpany which inclal ORRIN JO! MABEL B! TAMES SPOTTAWOOD, ARTHUR HOHL, ELEANOR WOODRUFY, GABY FLEURY, OLGA OLONOVA, nmn MARCEL. Staged by J. C. HUFFMAN. CONTINUOUS SHOW THE TOLMAN REVUE MERLE TOLMAN and Her Dancers A Beautiful and Classy Offering CAMERON & MEEKER “‘Without Rhyms or Reason™ WALSH & AUSTIN In a Clever Comedy Skit “THE LIFE SAVER" JOHNNY JESS & CO. In 2 New Comedy Playlet "3 FRYENDLY FECD GARDNER’S BULL DOGS PHIL DAVIS A Dark Spasm of Joy Mack Sennett 2-reel Comedy “MY GOODNESS” Shown at All Performances MA_RIEPREVOST In Her Newest Pict: “NOBODY'S FOOL" Matinees 'Shown Only at 1:1 °l-l7 First Time Shown) Films Presenting “Wedding Bells™ MLLE. ARNA CODEE EDDIE K"r_smi late featured cmndun Tast Waltz.” Gallerini Sisters, Musiciste de IN MATINEES 25 eents 50 cents in_tho house (except on Batur- Sunday and bolidays), _ NIGHTS. 25c to $1.0 . MATINEE WEE —The Vet eraus of Yoreign Wars receive & poction of | T aetints ‘of each matince poriormance | this woek, the money to be devoted to their_fund for sick and disabled service Decomber 31—Thres 8 and 11 p. m. th Street GAYETY Bolow ¥ Jean Bedini's «TWINKLE TOES” Bigger and Better Than Ever. | GREND GPERA 9 oo SHUBERT ATTRACI Poli’s s Ter FORTUNE GALLO, Genoral Diroctor REPERTOIRE: MOORE'S RIALTO 11 A. M—ALL WEEK—I1 P. M. A SUPERB PROGRAM CLARA KIMBALL YOUNG | WHA T NO MAN KNOWS — AND AS— CONCERT ARTIST LOUIS ROZSA BARITONE METROPOLITAN OPERA Appearing 3:30, 7:30, 9:30 P. M. SUBSIDIARIES I . Paggi, Bo “!Afll AGB!,” mml Agostiai Royer, D’Amioo. 8AT. l(u “THAIS,” Fitsiu. (guest), IL TROVATORE," Saroys, Tommasini, Vells, !'!'-n and Thurs. and Sat. Mat., §0c te §2. EXT SUN, NIGHT. SEATS THUR. I'IONEY DEW ""“‘" 500 to §2.80. Im. AT hln--eh‘l.l YALE GLEE CLUB| ANNUAL CONCERT |Wardman Park Hotel * Tonight, 8:25 N Tickets, $3.00, $2.00, $1.00 at ZIMBALIST’S ™grical Play l : T. Arthur Smith, Inc. 1306 G Street Lord Gaantloroy” Remember in Sending Your Christmas Gifts ~—That the Red Cross Diet Kitchen will des {liver at cost. Special erders of any delicaci jfor the sick. 16 Jackson Place. Main 19 | ATIONAL JoM2zT. I OTIS SKINNER { In ‘Tom Cushing's New Play. | BLOOD AND SAND | Founded on, the Novel by BLASCO IBANEZ i STARTING HT—Seats Tomorrow i H 1 Littlo G] Mats. 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