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ce Deeerrrannesrevensnveeereneneseacomnereyenenevora cane cetenetanewerseneeuenn eee yeaa eaeeeereetannevetsyseeenevnsvetereesreereseneerereessemreneneeesernmmeeemen who filches from me my good name robs me of Che Caspers Sunvap -Cridune that which not enriches him but makes me poor Entered at Casper (Wyoming) postcffice as second 8 matter, November 22, 1916. Davis and the “World” and the Democratic did not take Bryan’s purse, but they asked im for his good name, and he gave it—and he stands before the American people “poor in- deed,” ‘shorn of that high honor that was Sergey abdve The Casper Daily Tribune issued every evening ond Yhe Sunday Morning Tribune every Sunday, at Casper, Wyoming. Publication offices: Tribune Bulld- Mg, Opposite pos.office. Business Telephune. <---=--~ 15 and 16/ ed him as a man who stood for principle Branch Telephone Exchange Connecting All all else. iaario nese And if Mr. Bryan stultified himself by his By J. E. HANWAY AND E: EB. HANWAY support of Davis, so did the “World” in” equal tatives degree stultify itself by supporting Charles W. Praiaen mine Ae Bronte 1720-23 Steger ..| Bryan. If the “World” had been honest with it- Chicago, Ll., 286 ,Fifth Ave., New York City; G obe| selfand with its readers, it would have denounc- Bldg., Boston, s., Suite 404 Sharon Bidg., 55 New Montgomery St, San Francisco, Cal. Copies of the rvbune are on file in the New York, Chicago, and San Francisco offices and visitora are ed Bryan on the morning after the convention as it now denounces him after the election. It did not do so. It was willing to conceal its real opin. ions in the hope that party success might thereby be attained. The Democratic party may need to get rid of the Bryan family, as the “World” says, but if so, it also needs to get rid of the “World” as well. SUBSCRIPTION RATES By Carmer and Outside State One Year, Dally and Sunday One Year, Sunday only .-.. 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The law is based upon the assumption, which experience shows to be well founded, that, on an average, when men reach a certain age it is better to retire them and let younger men take their places. Without such a law on the statute books it is very difficult to retire a man who has rendered faithful and efficient service but who has be- come unfitted for the responsibilities of his po: sition. Because of that difficulty many a man has been continued in the public service long after his usefulness’ has ‘ended. Rather than hurt the feelings of a. man who has passed the years of usefulness and bring upon him what he would deem a humiliation, the government sometimes has permitted him to continue in of- fice although he may be a hindrance rather than a help. Fortunately, General Pershing is not in that class. 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Register complaints before 8 o'clock oO 1 Discouraging Production What is the effect of constant agitation for a reduction in the sugar tariff? At present it is just enough to give the American beet sugar in- dustry a chance to exist in competition with cheap labor foreign production. } The constant agitation to lower the tariff tends to make the farmer who raises sugar beets uneasy, it keeps the beet sugar factory unsettled and throws a wet blanket of discouragement over this domestic industry which saves our na- tion from being at the mercy of foreign pro- ducers. - Some sugar factories state that their crop this year will be only 50 per cent of what it was last year. This is a discouraging situation. How much better it would be if western farmers and western sugar factories could feel assured that over a period of years: they would have certain tariff protection which they could count on in making the investments and improvements necessary to bnild up the sugar beet industry to the position it should command in this nation. Conservation and Waste Some years ago tax experts called attention to the fact that minerals, oncé removed from the ground, cannot be replaced, and demanded that this fact be considered in establishing an equit- able method of taxation for mineral lands. These tax experts hit upon the term “wasting industries’ as applying to mining: and the win- ning of petroleum from the ‘ground. Now it \ap- pears that this same term, “wasting industries” necessary tax classification, has fastened it- lelf upon the mineral industries in such a man- ner as to mislead the public. The layman asks: “What are these industries wasting? If they are wasteful why should they not be curbed?” The-politician quickly takes ad- vantage of this 0] g and insists upon regu- lation, Is it waste to mine copper ore, convert it into household and electrical appliances which mere posible modern improvements and convenientes for the home, farm and factory? The same condi- tion applies to all other metals whose use is basic to modern civilization. Is it waste to take petroleum from the ground and, froza the resulting oil and gasoline alone, furnish the world with the fuels that have rev- olutionized transportation by land and sea and in the air—fuels that have simplified power transmission in countless industries—fuels that have been the chief factor in the modern expan- sion of good roads? The Best\Campaign Speech : “To my father who is listening in, in my old home in Vermont, and to my other invisible audi- ence I say ‘Good night:’ ” President Coolidge was speaking. Now and then a political foe has charged that the execu- tive lacks originality. But there was originality, in that. We should be interested to know. whether any other person in the whole United States thought of that as the climax of the Republican campaign! The president himself ‘did, * The chances are that it was a studied farewell. At any rate its fitness, its fine emotional quality, cannot be denied. . Life has been described as a little way, a few short steps, from the cradle with its lullaby of love to that quiet wayside inn-where all at last must sleep and’ where’ the only salutation is “Good night.” In all our language there are few words that are sweeter “Good night—until we meet again—good night pee morning breaks and life’s vain shadows lee ‘ Radio listeners, thrilled’ to those final. words filled with filial affection. Portentous events were in the making for the morrow. Grave is- sues hinged upon the people’s word. But the last thought of the nations’ leader in what in some ways was the supreme moment of his life was a thought of the father who, in childhood and in the Jater years, had so often uttered the words dear to every loving heart—good night! A father’s affection for his'son who had hon- ored him through all the years of duty nobly done! It was not forgotten in the night of tri- umph and of dedication. So long as men have such memories, so long the ones who are helpfully near and dear to us through all life’s journey are remembered there is hope for the republic. Good night to dad! That was the best campaign speech the year has known, ‘ Home Owners Vote From a Democratic source comes one very plausible explanation of the tremendous drift of voters to the Coolidge-Dawes ticket. The New York Times remarks that the Republican candi- dates got practically all the votes of residents of New Jersey who work in New York, and this ig the explanation: “New Jersey sends many thousands of com- muters to New York city, house. owners most of them, with a stake in the community where they dwell. They registered and voted “on Tues- day, and as they are conservatives by interest they doubtless had a good deal to do with the Coolidge landslide in that state. On the eve of the election it was difficult to find a New: York commuter who did not intend to vote the Repub- liean ticket.” Probably the same influence was at work all over the country. There is no other country in the world where so large a proportion of the people own their homes, and even people who do not like the destructive policies of the Demo-rad coalition in congress. The Serpents Tooth The basest ingratitude that has been anywhere displayed since the results of the election became known, was in the following remark of the New York W 1, the leader of the Democrati¢ press: “If the Democratic party is to wage a success: ful campaign in1928 or any subsequent year, it Philippine Defense The Washington Armaments conference not only fixed a limit on the number and size of our must be done forever without Mr.‘Bryan, his} battleships but also prohibited us from increas- family and his platforms,’ ing the fortifications of the Philippine Islands. ‘That comment was based upon a statement by | But that most isolated outpost of our territory William Jennings Bryan to the effect that the would be naturally selected as the point of an early attack if war were to be forced upon us by some other nation. Our best chance for effec- tive defense of the Philippines seems to be by air, which means that we must let nothing stand in the way of the fullest development of our air forces. President Coolidge has been much im- pressed with the performance of the around-the- world flyers and of our two great dirigibles. Democrats must begin at once on the campaign of 1928. Now look at the facts. ‘The Democratic convention, with the approval and connivance of the “World,” had nominated John W. Davis for president, and Mr. Davis dic- tated the nomination of Charles W. Bryan, mani- festly for the sole purpose of getting the benefit of the prestige and influence of Bryan, his fam-| and is understood to be very friendly to gener. ily and his platforms. If not, what earthly rea-| ous appropriations for aviation purposes. son was there for the selection? And Mr. Bryan came through as desired. He Mr. LaFollette describes the result of the elec: had made the statement publicly that Davis was] tion as “the loss of one battle in the age-long impossible—that he could not carry a single| struggle of the masses against the privileged western state. Nevertheless, William J. Bryan] few.” The senator is seeing things upside down swallowed his words in abject humility and went | again. With the vote 14,000,000 for Coolidge to out on the stump to stultify himself in the hope | 4,000,000 for LaFollette it looks as though .the that Davis migh&win. No man in American polit-} masses won, instead of lost, their battle. It is Je such a sacrifice ical history ever m for the benefit of h party. “Who steals my purse steals trash * * * but he barely. possible the masses look upon the sena‘ tor and his friends ax the “few” who are seeking to exploit them, than these—“good. night.” | strange sand mer of°1924* was’ much lighter than in "1923, total car “loadings in, the last week of May being only 918,213 The ‘pedk=load’ loading?‘ was .fedched ‘in 1924: the railways had‘ae surplus of $9,952 ser- viceable’ cars. J i the largely increased traffic “of the the railways’ have installed ‘tn /ser- vice, within, the last two years and to Improved operating methods. “There is’ another véry.{mportant reason for it, however, upon which too much stress cannot be laid. This is the co-operation the railways have been given by all classes of shippers through the-Shippers’ Regional Ad- visory Boards which" have -been ‘or- sanized'in.all parts of the country. “These boards are composed en- tirely of shippers and of representa- tives of ‘shippers, such as members of state railroad commissions. Each of them: is ‘organized into .conimit- tees which are composed of repre- sentative ‘ shippers of different classes of commodities, “The ‘com- mittees of the Regional: Shippers’ Boards‘constantly keep in “touch with the shippers of the various clases of ‘commodities that they rep- resent and also with the officers of the individual railways and the re- gional managers of the Car’ Service Division of the’ American Railway association. By this means the rail. ways are kept advised regarding the transportation needs of the shippers of every class in’ every ‘territory, which, of course, helps them to dis- tribute’ cars‘ equitably between ship- pers, ‘and at the same time to get the maximum. service from cars...» “While there ‘has been no substan- tial shortage of cars in any. part.of the country this year, {t ‘would be 4 mistake to assume that'the trans- portation problem that has been Presented\to the shippers and the railways has not been a difficult one, It has’ been particularly true In/thé western .grain belt. Theré: can: be Uttle'doubt that if i had’ not been for the close | eo-operation between the Regional Shippers’ boards. and the .officers of western railways within recent months ‘there have’ been’ serious .congestions and, in consequence, ‘car shortages’. in certain ‘sections. In fact, since 'the total number... serviceable ‘cars _re- Ported In October ‘eqs than 4 per cént of the, total number ‘aval. able, it’ is not improbable that a substantial’ ‘car shortage’ would have ;occurred’ if ‘the; operating’ ef: ficlency of the not been at {ts height and there had not beefi such ‘close © co-operation ' between them’ and. the . Shippers’. Regional “No kind or amount of legislation, or ee phred og icon by any public body, coul ave solved,the transportation problem: presented to . . and railways this! fall solved by the cordial co-operation, of the two interests” directly concern- od." the tl Germany’s New Ships Is Germany. preparing: to. monop- lize the’ sf : affairs may be brought, about nation 12 thire were tie. Steet ber | Nosh. Beery a: one of the moat ef. considers the ‘rapid’ growth bare Rircoabeptn Malice ee mie |fective vililans In” captivity, and 2 : Some’ of-the Demoératic party by| such ® good actor that we mix our Faretent ma stew cory pose “within let them try. it. hissing for his screen villainy with ing industry. of other ‘nations and | It'is seat scteviiengeid the present unsatisfactory state of thelr shipping trade. The gréat» wonder {s that.a bank- rupt nation whose seagoing craft were .surendered to\.other powers only five years ago could so manipu- late affairs that‘in that brief period she could have built.up a new mer- chant-marine of’ nearly 3,000,000 gross tonnage ‘and continue to ‘plan, build and launch new vessels in face of the fact that there are now in“ the” ports of {the world ‘about 7,000,000 grése*tons:of idle shipping. How ‘can the ‘financial ‘institutions of Europe:or any other country have sufficient confidence, in the face of such |e: situation, ‘to back the build- ers of these. new-ships;.some of them: of eno: sive, and having as ent as 39,000 tons? of these questions are an- swered by, aehinping expert who says in a technical journal that, far from being: a, great: handicap, the loss to Germany of’her old vessels was a good thing, for those she is now building ere of the new type of motor ships “which, ‘though more costly than the old steamers, are much less expensive to operate. In these deys, he says,-the motor ship can be run at a. profit where',the steamer would incur a loss. Then there is the new. rotorship for which s0 much is,clatmed’in the cheap op- eration—e German invention that may revolutionize navigation. Attention also is drawn to the fact that German,seamen are paid only about one-third as much ‘as those of Gréat Britain; who, in‘turn, receive less than: Americans.* Then, too, the German seamen are paid in cur- rency, while the.freight charges are pald in gold, affording another ad- vantage to German ship-owners. So, while someof the sof Britati and America are: becoming bar: at anchor and few now ones are on those of a nation. which emed to be severed from é marine is one of the strang- ‘est. _All the comfort that other na- ‘should be an important factor in the matter of reparations. . ical and ever the turnip may. be in‘the. of the free versifiers the pawpaw is poetical. by the standards of any sata SS ‘rare nana, ‘Buckeye banana or Missouri Dbanana,"but this is merely a failure to-appreciate the home product at its‘ own’ peculiar wotth. paw. is alone in finvor, in character and in ‘all that, makes {t. poetical. ‘The ‘rich,.semi!-fluid pulp.of a large mati riety =| treat, flavored like nothing else, goes | deléctable associations. @rn boy who ‘has ‘never know the joy, of hunting and finding paw- Paws has missed part of his ‘heri- things of nature and is coupled with wearchings through deep woods. Like the‘ wild. ginseng its growing ie the rich, moist, leaf-mulched soll )where the forest trees throw their “Faint Hearts.” wiggle. ~ protecting shadows, and there in llt-| ing Kinogram News. 3 PT SAL ERO ooelas 1 ela aa tak tle “colonies,” as the bot, = z im, Monday and Tuesday—Jack Liv- ust take “J rip to : fanilats ‘express it, it hovers aa\it try;| .. Wednesday, Thufeday und Friday jestone in Scores of Hate,’ also | the Columbia theater today and see ing’ to’ hide. ing relic of the forest primeval, and js struggling for existence as verw."* rt of Semon in his first feature length Sede the forests ‘grow. thinner. 19 the| LOver#”"? Sport Pictorial comedy, “The Girl in the “Limou- | musical comedy turnover ‘of riotous man who remembers’ back fifty Alneriin. sine,” also Conway Tearle in “The ne Beh See oe years, especially if he was country! sunday and Monday—'THe Code | Fighter. company cast dhotine lene bred, the hunting of the wild frult) etne Wildrenesy"*with John Bowers | Friday and Saturday—Road show, the bea tneteiee ete that belonged to him! wHo found i| star of Harold Bell Wright's “When | “Bringing Up Fath salt, tryitk, Tees eiCaeneeS sity smell et new hickory mute ati | *,2i00's a Man," in it he Is support: © a Jaugh-making collapse of the whole in their:green ‘hulls pleasures of dreamy autumn days. ‘In these times of swarming popula- Fi let » Ben Wik i ram which includes the following réath every nook-of the country, it} Ge: jovein Hollywood. with Irene | *7st run picture, Ben won SPE aires iq {san ‘industrious seeker who finds} 5...) Marguarite. “De La’ Motte, Notch Number One. pe a: WB 1," “My Hawall,” a=ripe'pawpaw, for every one that) Harry Myers und Rosemary ‘Theby.| Wednesday and Thursday — ‘The wre Boand,* My " forms beneath the broad sheltering Jeaves:is marked in its infancy and watohed during {ts stages of growth their:way to the market, but for the most.part’the joys of pawpaw hunt- For the week the Columbia has a th resent pee a7 age pasts a Pein eee. SR al My UR SO LET er] RE SAS CHE COnenGe Tike” a, ages ieee aly eRe chameleon. You've got to-step if y * . you want to be in on the fun. Wed- Third Parties nesday and Thursday another hot shot fs fired by Vogel and Miller and pendents, workers, progressives and personal-liberty shouters who sup- ported. Bob LaFollette can cenvince the Democrats that they ougt to go out of business as a political organ- ization they may have the consent of the Re) nay. not deeply impress the ancient| Pola Negri’s latest Paramount our admiration for his work, Ben| ——. Tetfersonians. The party of An-|star picture, “Lily of the Dust,” a] tyon proves once more that he ts 4rew Jackson has a long and-rather| Dimitri Buchowetzki production,| one of the best juveniles in the A. H. Cobb interesting history and has ‘had lots | was shown for the first time in Cas-| world of lights and shadows; and x: Warehouse Co. of adventures with movements that suggested the methods of the boa constrictor. racy 1s not vastly. different from the general pronouncements of the. Re- publican tariff from different ‘viewpoints, yet ‘the leaders in both parties agree hat. the schedules of customs duties should not’ be left "to: the politicians. Inthe last election conservative Democrats, voted by. the thousand for, Coolldxe because they. realized that their. own candidate was in a Hopeless race. and they wished to in+ dicate their resentment of the La- Follette attacks upon the constitu: tion. 4 s mont .of naturally’ became an amalgamation of opportunists. ‘The party at dif: ferent: periods of its history has formed strange alliances with the “Greenbackers, other wild tribes, but back of every- thing else there has always been respect fer the constitution and a reverence for the fundamentals of the republic that would have held the sea. competent, but dangerous) It!,will not’ now ‘suffer tteelf-to be It would’ be much better for the te’there 4 HMean ‘party’ seems “destined to rep- resent’ the’ ‘conservative: thought of the country. The'natural opposition of the radicals might well be round. a” up in’ the Democratic camp—it the~ miracle” is» possible of accom: Peettee a third party ef major pre- . Waiting List ing vita ot applicants wie. seek to Gvervrume- enrolliin'the"army. The navy de- POSITIVELY *s partment '{e willing to accept a few NEW A THIS SEASON" fnrall the. large cities and were ex- @rting themselves to find sufficient individuals to make up the strength permitted ‘by. law. vantages to be gained through a term? of,enl{stment in’ the army or navy have become better known, and;the standards and morale of the services have improved under Re- publican’ administration, paign for recruits has given way to ag steady pressure from young men of character who wish to enroll. sale/of. fruit on. Sunday, while pro- Aibiting the sale of vegetables. The 25c arrest of a dealer, charged with selling-tomatoes’on the Sabbath left $ prosecutor in a quandary, since the dictionary defines the tomato as both a fruit and a vegetable. RK ‘ MUSICAL ‘Yes, the Hudson Coach IN IRE LAND 2 NUMBERS SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1924. scan extract from it’is that it udience . “Why the Pawpaw is) Poet- the Turnip Not.” adam ee trait the. “Elodelen ab The paw- Scene from the popular musical comedy at the Iris “Bringing Up Father in Ireiand,” COLUMBIA HAS\ | GOOD COMEDY AS OFFERING Wutch those naughty palm leaves Nov. 21 and 22, Pawpaw of the yellow va- no mote like a banane than rts The west The fruit belongs to the wild Rialto. Sunday, Monday and Tuesday— Pola‘ Negri in her Intest Pgramount picture “Lily of the Dust.” Fables Tris. Sunday.— Douglas “The Yankee Consul" Macl. and cor -—-Bebe Daniels and Richard Dix in “Sinners In Heaven.” Mack Sennett- Langdon comedy, “Shanghaide the sights. Oh, boy! This ts the Columbia's latest of- fering in fast and furious fun—a It is, in’ fact, a inger- comedy, “Agar: ting Pape Wednesday and Thursday arry ed by Alice Calhoun and Alan Hale. Also a Van Bibber Fight” and Fox News. Tuesday, Wednesday and Thurs- day—“Behold This Woman” a story Columbia. Sunday, Monday and Tuesday— The Happy Go Lucky company in the novelty “A Trip to Hono ulu.” thé house. An idea of the rare pleasure “A Trip to Honolulu” will afford Cas- per flares up right out of the pro and all “The story.» joA,- when innumerable auto riders “Mama Whip,” ‘He Loves Me," ‘Just for Tonight,” etc., etc. Just ave it to your imagination. In the same program is a first run picttire featuring Ben Wi'son in “Notch Number One.” Happy Go Lucky company in a new musical show. Feature picture, ‘Free As Steel.” * Friday and Saturday—A new mu- sical show by the Happy Go Lucky company and feature pleture. Also comedy, ‘Accidental Accident,” Pathe News and Topics. Friday and Saturday—‘In Holly- wood With Potash and Perlmutter” also Van Bibber story “The Driving Fool” and Fox News. Nit’ will do to gather. <A few find If the mixture of socialtists, inde- again they do it on Friday ang Saturday, Complete chahges all thé way through. Wednesday night of this week will witness the presentation of the Columbia's gift to the lucky one of its many patrons—a nice new Chev- relet coupe. Don’t miss your chance, ROLEIN THE “LILY OF THE DUST iblican leaders, but they per at the Rialto theater yesterday. This picture reveals Miss Negri ip a role radically different from any- thing she has ever attempted before. Heretofore she has essayed the heartless, fiery vamp, but in this one it is another thing again. She plays the role of a real lovable’ wom- an—even as you and I, The screen play is based upon Paul Bern's adaptation of the pow- erful story and play, “The Song of Songs.” It concerns the adventur- ous career of a poverty stricken girl whose beauty is the cause of all her ‘misfortunes. Despite her innate goodness, she is compelled, by cir- cumstances, over which she has no control, to accept the unwelcome at- tentions of men. She tries again and again to get a new foothold and start afresh. But even her af- fections and kindnesses spread snares’ for her, The plot works up to a smashing climax and then marches on to a happy and logical ending. . From the moment the film begins to unwind on the screen, Pola's viv- id personality dominates the picture. She is by turns, tender and wistful, vital and cyclonic. Her zeal, her earnestness and sincerity make you forget that she is merely playing a part. ‘The supporting cast is thoroughly up to the fine work of the star, Raymond Griffith gives a tremend- ously impressive performance, The entire production — reflects great credit upon Dimitri Bucho- wetzki. ‘The modern; creed of the Denioc- party, They tackle the Take Note! The human loss and toll of the late war in figures was appalling. Being known as “the outs" during its career, the Democracy The human loss through unsani- tary conditions in the country is even greater. the Popullsts and intry above’ any despoiling ocracy; is frequently In- . . IS YOUR PLUMBING PROPERLY INSTALLED AND IN A SANITARY CONDITION? Schank Plumbing & Heating Co. Inc 359 East Second St. The First Spiritual Church of Casper will install Charter Sunday Evening, November 16 Everybody Welcome K. P. Hall. Over Kassis Store Phone 711 ment—but there {fs small war- THEATER Next Fri. and Sat. Nov. 21 and 22 ~Mat. 2:30, Nite 8:15 But as the ad- the cam- PRICES Nite $1.65, $1.10, 88c yo eel a In: Spokane the law permits the Mat. 88c, 50c, Children with the Baked Enamel body. SEATS ON SALE TOMORROW AT THE BOX OFFICE Not a Movie