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PAGE EIGHT THE C. The Ci every eve PER DAILY TRIBUNE the world were scrapped, France Issued Would rise from the wreckage, like Morn-|the Phoenix from its own ashes, .|with increased prestige jer Daily Tribune and The Sunda and a tial rivals. England, the United States, and Japan all stand above France in naval supremacy. With navies re- moved, and with the present French disposition toward continually add- ing to and improving its imposing war machine on land, who would be the loser by this deal? France? Hardly. The losers would be Eng- |land, the United States, and Japan. That such a suggestion would Entered at Casper (Wyoming), Post: / office as Second 93 Matter, No 1916. and 16 ANTON baitor CIATED exclusively tion of The As " greater advantage over any poten-)| entitled to *, meet with anything but silvery peals aio the his paper and) of laughter in this country today is ise ite ‘ie —————et | inconceivable, until one remembers Aiavertising Bacccocstalives. {the presence of William Jennings Prudden, 2 obe Bldg.. Bos , Sharon Bldg. n Fran: Cal. Copi Daily Trib- Une are on file w York, Chi- Francis@o of- welcome: nd rs are cago, Boston San fices and v SUBSCRIPTION. BATES By Carrier or ail One Year, Daily and y One Year, 1 2 a not insure d becomes one Member of the Member of Aud’t Bureau of Circulation (A. B. ©.) sociated Press Kick If You Don’t Get Your Tribune Call 15 or 16 any timo between 6:30 and k p, m. if you fail to receive your Tribune. A paper will r y cial _mes- be delivered to you by specia | senger. Make your duty to let the Tribune know when your carrier TRIBUNE'S RAM Irrigation project west of Casper to be authorized and completed at once. ‘A complete and scientific zoning system for the city of Casper. A comprehensive municipal and school recreation park system, in- cluding swimming pools for the children of Casper. ““Completion of the established Scenic Route boulevard as planned by the county commissioners to Garden Creek Falls and return. Better roads for Natrona county and more highways for Wyoming. More equitable freight rates for shippers of the Rocky Mountain region and more frequent train service for Casper, THE CASPER PRO! WHY NOT FIND OUT? There sre several excellent rear| sons why the Reparations bugaboo continues to burden the public mind and the public prints, and seems likely to do so on through the rest of the Twentieth Century Among these reasons let the following be enumerated: (1) There is no unbiased esti- mate, however, sketchy, of the cost of repairing Devastated France. (2) There is no accounting to date on what Germany already has paid. If anybody knows they can have a job in England or France as diplomatic public accountant. (3) There is no reasonable means of estimating what Germany can pay or how much of her assets she is concealing. In place of the impartial state- ment of costs of repairing devasta- tion which the Reparation Commis- sion was supposed to produce we have only the offhand statements of French Ministers. These show costs so high that the figures can not possibly be accepted without question by any fair-minded out- sider. In place of the reliable statement of the amount Germany has already paid which the Reparation Commi: sion ought to furnish we have esti- mates from various partisan sources ranging from two and a half billion dollars to eleven billions. The es- { s vary as to the items which be included and a3 to the s which should be set on the items. , then, surprising that any politician and any propagandist can stand up and assert whatever it suits him to assert and get away with it? BRYAN IS IN AGAIN The president of the Naval com- mittee of the French senate now suggests that all the navies of the world be abolished. He apperently has some support from the French government This will come as an amnetng at- titude on the part of that so dear France when it is recalled that it was the militaristic spirit and irrec- oncilable attitude France that came near disrupting the Naval Limitation Conference in Washing- ton. That England is thoroughly sick of her late ally is shown more plainly every day, and that Ameri- can public sentiment has undergone a very radical change which dates back to the actions of France at the Wash on Conference there is no doubt. There is considerable question regarding the sincerity of France's latest ¢; or at least considerable doubt of its official character, But granting that it has the complete| understanding and support of the French government, what has France to lose by abolishing all the navies of the world? She has noth- ing whatever to lose, and every: thing to gain, Fr today has the most power- ry organization in Europe; keeps it in practice, as the or indicate. She ranks fourth the powers in sce a the navies of | The recent victim of the Republican Bryan in America Nobody would jbe apt to recall Mr. Bryan these days, save as an oratorical memory, were it not for the fact that he bobs |up every so often with a mal- |formed brain child to display. To {merely see a political or economic linsanity is for Mr. Bryan to dash | forth and clasp it to his bosom. To observe a Lost Hope travelling down the road is for Mr. Bryan to sprint after it and climb aboard. Thus again, Mr Bryan. Anent the French suggestion, he loudly de- claims from Miami, Florida, that he hopes the White House instantly will act to accept the proposition. We have no doubt but that Mr. Bryan would go further and urge the United States to begin pulliag the sea plugs out of our battle ships, or selling them for junk, im- mediately. wait for general international | agreement on the subject? Miami, Florida, is a beautiful place. Its weather is balmy—like Mr Bryan. Its air is soft—like Mr. Bryan’s head. Its beaches stretch |away in a limitless waste of sand, dotted with tufts of palm—like clumps of hair growing on a Chau- tauqua cranium, Its close proxim- Why should we even| ity to the wet West Indies (about which Mr. Bryan lately wanted us to reprimand England) makes big bootlegging a thriving business. Yes, Miami, Florida, has tremen- dous attractions. Good liquor is very plentiful there. But, unfortu- nately, Mr. Bryan is very plentiful there, too. LET HOOVER DO IT The recent suggestion of Former Governor Cox of Ohio that Herbert C. Hoover be empowered to audit Germany, as it were, and decide what she can afford to pay in rep- arations seems an excellent one. landslide, who is still picking rocks} and gravel out of himself, has just/ returned from Germany, and he is! convinced that the new fledged Re-| public would accept such an adjust- ment of the reparations situation,| which seem no nearer a_ solution} now than they did while statesmen ‘and politicians were still making magnificent gestures around the council tables of Versailles and| Genoa. Von Helfferich, Wilhelm’s for- mer chancellor, assured Mr. Cox! that Germany would welcome Mr. Hoover as a certified accountant. Mr. Hoover is remembered in | Europe as a cross between a Good Samaritan and an economic genius, and he would therefore be the most likely man today for such a job, in all probability. While Germany might be able to conceal some of} her assets from the sharp eyes of the Secretary, she could hardly con- ceal as much as she is concealing now. | But like many good thoughts, this one is likely to come to naught. The first reason is that nobody is likely to offer Mr. Hoover the po-} sition officially; the second is that he would be unlikely to accept it if offered; and the third is that our firascible “irreconsilables’” in Con- gress would consider it a breach of American etiquette to monkey with the European buzz-saw even to the extent of checking up on Germany. How Senator Johnson himself ac-| counts for his presence in Europe as anything but an “entangling al-| liance” is a mystery to many. If} jour isolation from the world is to} be as austere as “Hell Roaring Hiram” and his associates would have it, why allow U. S. Senators| to rush around Europe collecting over-ripe fruit and aged eggs for juse in coming political campaigns? | Nevertheless, it is good to see that the glacial action of the ava-! lanche in 1920 did not entirely grind jall the ideas from the head of the | Hon. James Cox. It begins to appear that every- | body is willing to frame President Harding’s platform except Presi- dent Harding. The Attorney Gen jeral can always retire from politi- |cal life and make a modest stipend jat his home if he hangs cyt a} |shingle reading “Platform Framing Neatly Done.” Chicago agents found some booze hidden in crates of lettuce. They |hide booze everywhere nowadays. Some of it—but not much—is even |hidden in the stuff bootleggers sell for whiskey. From the way politicians _side- step discussion of it, one would think that it might better be called the “open hop” issue. Where unwashed Reds all go insane, I do not live in the Ukraine, | I'd rush away with might and main If I were left in the Ukraine, is always “scrapping big navies.” But it is also to be noted that big navies are always serapping—or nearly so, The Spring Tonic. « Che Casper Daily Cridune LF foo mead You'RE Gonna SHoor THE MEDICINE DOWN His THROAT wWiTH Jimmy‘s WATER PISTOL, XK 'SAY CERTAINLY Nor ! After litrie Ecoert HAD ALMos-T WRECKED THE PRACE RESISTING EVERY ATTEMPT Te GIVE HIM THE SPRING Tonic, GRoTHER JIMMY SUGGESTED A we FINE IDEA BUT MOTHER SAID IT WAS INHUMAN ! «a You’Ln NEVER GET IT DoWN HIM ANY oTHER 13 To Repair Highway SARATOGA, Wyo. April 13.—A number of local business men, includ- ing Messrs. Healey, Munz, Mace, R. C. Peck, Conness, Irwin, Sisson and others, made a trip to Rawlins to confer with the county commis- sioners concerning the present impas- sable condition of the highway south from Saratoga, and obtained assur ance from the county board that some measures would be taken to re- lieve the present condition of the highway. Considerable grading up of the center will be necessary and drainage must be provided over a considerable part of the road. It is surmised that one of the county's big grading machines will be put on this work within the next few days. Several of the ranchers along the road have volunteered to give assist: ance on the highway in the neighbor hood of their lands, and it is expected thet with the county assisting a great deal of improvement can be made without great expense. ————— Expense Kept Down KEMMERER, Wyo., April 13.—Of the 28 counties in Wyoming, Lincoln county stands next to the bottom in the matter of per capita expenditure | of county government, a remarkable | record, being exceeded in economy by Laramie county. It also stands third from the bottom of the list in the matter of expense per $1,000 of valuation. It cost Lincoln county $8.25 per capita to conduct its affairs in 1922, and Laramie, the lowest, $6.69. In Hot Springs county it cost over $23 per capita. In ail, Lincoln county spent $106,000 last year. tion 1s 12,487. Considering the fact that Lincoln county was one of tho largest in the Its popula. ; state in point of territory and neces sarily expensive to operate because | of {ts many isolated districts, this is a very creditable showing and the officials responsible deserve credit. Laramie Students Elope LARAMIE, Wyo., April 13—Jack Cadden, vocational student at the university and Miss Dora Morgan, oldest. daughter of Mr. and Mrs. George Morgan of Byers, Colo., were married in Syracuse, Kans., Sunday after a cleverly arranged elopement from the bride's home across the Colorado line. The couple anticipated objections from the parents of the bride, so ar- ranged the elopement. Jack rode to this elty on horseback Wednesday and engaged a car to come after the couple Thursday mornii They lost 4rm710urs STAR 20 keenly competitive Packing House Secrets There are 1300 licensed meat packers in the United States. In addition are thousands of local abattoirs and farm slaughterers. ‘The product of all these compete with cach other, Probably there is no other business in existence aa meat A Whole Bill of Fare Rather Than a Single Dish A matter of taste—which of the sixty ways you like a STAR HAM< served best. A matter of economy —buy it whole. A matter of experience—buy it often. AR MOUR ANE COMPANY —By Fontaine Fox Hittle time leaving the ranch at 9:00 & m. and reaching here just in time They just kept going until they reached Kans, where they were to catch train No. 20 at 10:30. Syracure, married, returning here on train No. 21 last night. Country Club Started ROCK SPRINGS, Wyo., April 13. -~The Rock Springs Golf and Country club, organized here a few days ago, with a membership of 82 has selected Kent's ranch, 10 miles south of this city, as the site for its club house and golf course. The ranch has 125 Scres of suitable land, with running water, grass and trees. The golf course will be opened to members about May 80. The following officers were elected: EK. 8. Brooks, presi- Gent; Joseph 8. Weppener, vice presi- dent; James R. Dewar, secretary; A. H. Doane, treasurer. These four of- ficers, with L. H. Brown, Roy Zuver, G. A. Knox, G. C. Davis, J. W. Hay, B. B. Hitchcock, W. B. Ross and Vic- tor Facinelli, will constitute the board of director: Hit by Freight Train LARAMIE, Wyo., April 13.—Floyd Holly, Union Pacific track walker, was severely though not seriously in- jured near Hermosa, when a freight tratp struck him, knocking him from the track. The train was moving slowly, per- haps 15 miles an hour as it ap- proached a sharp curve, and Holly, who was making his datly inspection of the track did not hear it approach. The train men did not see the laborer either until he was hurled high in the air. The train was stopped and the injured man picked up and brought to the hospital here. His back and face were badly bruised and he was bleeding profusely though no bones were broken. Re- ports from the hospital indicate that he is getting along very well now. patie dee Anglers Rounded Up CHEYENNE, Wyo., April 13.—For the first time in years state game wardens are rounding up anglers in the Cheyenne district who are fishing without Mcenses. Some anglers who have taken out a license annnually for @ score of years this week have met @ game warden in the field for the first time. Rare Raisin Pie ‘is being baked for you by mas- ter bakers in your town. Ask grocers or neighborhood bake shops to deliver one to try. ‘Why bake at home?—you'll agree that you don’t need to when you taste the pie they’re making with delicious Sun-Maid Raisins Had Your Iron Today? Trees and Shrubs Have you bought your trees and shrubs? Only three weeks until a car will be shipped. Order imme- er ST it will be too late, H. PUNTENNEY Nursery Co. Phone 7603 Auto Wrecking Co We tear ’em down; everything saved but the honk. THIRTY DIFFERENT MAKES OF CARS*SALVAGED NOW 1117 East Yellowstone At Scoop’s Garage Old Couple Feted LOVELL,Wyo., April 18. — Sixty: one children, grandchildren and great grandchildren, celebrated a tamily re- union with Mr. and Mrs, Rossmus Lynn, of this city, by a banquet in the amusement hall of the west ward chapel. The descendants of Mr. and Mrs. Lynn, who are pioneers of the basin, consist of five living sons and their ‘families, and the children of two sons who are dead. They also have one married daughter, who, with her children, were present at the ban- quet. All reside in and near Lovell and in neighboring towns. AY, APRIL 13, 1923, Woman Is Suicide GREEN RIVER, Wyo, April 13.— Lottie May Harris Moriaty, wife of Mark E. Mortaty of this city, was found dead in bed at her home, hav- ing shot herself in the left breast with a shotgun. Her husband and son were in the country, and when they returned, not finding Mrs. Moriaty in her bedroom, but the 13-year-old daughter and a babe asleep in the bedroom, they went in . search for the wife and mother, find- ing her in a storeroom, lying on the bed. She had suspended the shot- gun over her and tripped the trigger with a piece of kindling wood. The Although Mr. and Mrs. Lynn are earing the three score and ten mark, they are strong and healthy and manifest a keen tnterest in all the affairs of life. daughter had not heard the shot. ne Jewelry and watch repairing by «x- pert watchman; all work guaranteed. Casper Jewelery Mfg. Co. O- SBldg. For Creaming Oyster Stew-Use C=) RED CROSS = EVAPORATED MILK It's pure,convenient, economical Sold and recommended by all grocers MILE, | “Rich as Butter- Sweet as a Nut? Wyoming Baking Co. Casper, Wyo. Phone 1732 ANNOUNCEMENT The Union Employment Agency 13314 West Second—Basement Home Hotel SERVICE SATISFACTION Now at the service of the public. HELP OF ALL DESCRIPTION FURNISHED No Charge to Employers. We arrange meetings for employers to meet employes personally. Any Time You Need Help, Write or Phone Us. Open Day and Night Phone 2284 Building Materials Weare equipped with the stock to supply your wants in high grade lumber and build- ers’ supplies. Rig timbers a specialty. KEITH LUMBER CO. Phone 3 Mr. Business Man A saving of time means money. Higher efficiency means money. Health wealth. ~ Hill Crest Water . MEANS PURE WATER A special cooler in your office means a small cost offset by the above good reasons, Phone 1151 Quick as a Jiffy. means