The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, February 22, 1888, Page 3

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There was onc: a very genial band of painters in the city. There is stilla genial band of them, and you have to give th: signal at the ‘door of the siulio b-fore you ean get in—just as it always has been. The well-known artist was always in debt, and in trouble with the sher:f— Ouce he was in the next studiotohs own, with a br ther artist, when ther: came aknock at the door. It was not the siznel, so they knew it must be a stranzer. They paid no attention until the knocking grew lond, and the brother artist weut ont to the door. A i severe looking, inar istic man stuod | there. “Ts Mr. —— in?’ The artist thought it woul! be well to be careful. He had seen such men himseif. “I don’t know. I guess he’s not, since he doesn't answer."" “When will he be in?”’ “[ don’t knew." “All right, Pil wait for him;’? and he prepared him<elf to sit down on the steps. ane yon know Mr. ——?” o But Ive vo: to wait for him.” 4n “iusp.ration” encered the art 8's head. “You'd better come in here and wait. You'll h-ar him when he comes back."” He march d the man into the studio and gave him asea!. The two artis's went on talking. An hour passed. The mn was stil there. Mr. —— did not dare to move into his own s:udie, altho gh his hat was there, and the other wanted to see he fun out. It got to be dusk, and still the stranger sat gloomily. Av last he got up and said: “S.v, is that fellow ever comin’? I am a sheriff's | flicer, an T ve ot to take chirge of ha studio of nis, and dangme, Pil break his place open.” Iiwas no se. ‘th: sheriff s offteer hai to get his work in. A friend of mine was one: invited to dinner at the house of anoth-r well- known impecunions arist. He was hims If a bohemian, not unaccusaon-ed fo pinches, and it was not a surprise to him, when, afer -traggling through wud acd rain and storm, he reached the house, to tind ch: artist: and another iriend in a room with a little bit of fire, in a very depressed condi- tion. There was no sign of d/nner, or any thing that Lor: the appeara ce: of dinner. With wry little diffidence the host spoke up. “The fact is, we haven't got any din- ner, and we haven't got acent How muuch have you gut?” * Fif.een cents,” said the Buhemian, feeling in his pockets. That was not enouch. “Try the landlady."” “No go. We've tried her.” “Haven't you ‘rot any credit?" “All gone. Not a ceni’s worth of crelit anvwhere in the neighborhood Hold ont Od Jones has ordered a pictur: fromm. I've o ly had fifty on account. Let's go and see if he won't pay up seme more.” “But Jones lives at the other end of town.” “We'll take the car. Your fifteen cents will do, and we'l: go toa French res aurant and have a reyal dinner.”’ They s‘arted, ad afer a long rile cane to Jones’ house. Jones and his entire favily were out. Sadly they turned sway and wa dered down town, Finally they met « fellow they k ew, who was quite glad to get them out of their d.fficilty, and in about fifieen minutes they bad forgotten ail ubout being hard up, and were as happy as the proverbial clam at the proverbial conlition of tile. —San Francisco Chronic’e. ——_—e A Wonderfa Yoo ani Medicine. Known and used by physicians al over the wwid. Scott's Emui-iun not onlv zives flesh and strength by virtue of its own nutritious properties, but creates an appetite for food that build. up the wasted body. “I have been using Scott’s Emulsion for several years and +m well pleased with its action. M ns. tien ssayit is pleasant and p latable and all grow .tronger and gain flesh by tle useor it- Tuseit in all cases of wastiny diseases and it is especialy use- tul tor children when nutrient medica- aion is required, as in Mara-mus.”—T. W. Pierce, M.D., Kor xsille, Aia. “It s palatable and easily assimulated, :n children take it>oreadily that at is a pleasure to pive it "—M_ 1. Fielder, M D., Electric Ala An Extraordinary Suggestion. M . Edward W 3s on, th: electr.cian, says: “It is well k own that the ni rate of amyl pos<e-ses the power of causing ins ns bility verv quickly in a hnwan being br-ath ng its fa nes. The effect is equivalent teupor rily to a jaralytie stroke. Now, nitrare of amylis very chean and plentiful. I propese 'o tire she ls tll+l wih this cheniival instead of gunpowder. — It will not be n-cessury to pencirate a ship, A f-w gallons of this nitrate dashed on the deck of a war ship would render her crew helpless. The most powerf | ironelads would be even more vulnerable than the light crus. for they would b> sucki g down great dravgh's of air throu h their artificial v-ali utors, and the odor would thus rapidly penetrate the whole ship. The whole crew being rendered helpless for an hour or two, the ship could. of course, be towed ine toasafe spot, whle the captors ven- tifa ed her and removed the insensible men.""—Lonrdon Times. A LITTLE NONSENSE.” —Mrs. Jones—*Don't trouble to see me to the door, Mra. Smith."" Mrs. Smith—“No trouble. Quite a pleasure, L assure you.”"— Ezchange. —Small girl—*Rob, what's a wid- ower, anyway?’ Small boy—* Why, Helen, I'm s'prised at you. It’s the husband of a widow, of course.’’—Har- per’s Young People. —At a dinner party in Boston a young man who was visiting from the West was asked if he was fond of eth- nology. -‘Well, yes,"’ he replied ata venture, “but I don’t think I'll take any to-night.""—The Epoch. —A newly married lady was telling another how nicely her husband could write. ‘Oh; you should just see some of his love letters.” “Yes, I know,” was the freezing reply. ‘I’ve got a bushel of em in my trunk.” —Dobson—“+i’ve just heard of your marriage, old boy."’ Hobson (sadly) —“Yes, | was married three months ago."* Dobson—*Well, it isn’t too late to offer congratulations, of course.” Hobson—“A little late, Dobson, « little late."” -—Two Bohemians at a cafe: *‘What’s happened to you, old chap? Did you geta situation?” ‘Oh, I've left jour- nalism and gone into trade. I'm now in the furniture business.’ **And have you sold any?” “Yes—my own.”— Paris Figaro. —R R- Employe—“I'm sorry, ma’am, to inform you that the last train has just ‘leparted, and that you are left.’’ Elderly Maiden—**Don't worry. I guess I know what being ‘left’ means. I haven't lived all these gears for nothing.” —Prisoner, did you kill this boy?” “I did, your Honor; 1 cut his throat. He shot me in the ear with « rubber sling, and—" “The prisoner is dis- charged, and the sheriff will give him back his knife and tell the janitor to sharpen it for him.”’— Burdette. —Lawhkin—“Doctor, Pvea tightness on my chest, « tightness over my fore- head.”” Doctor—“Yes, and your boots are tight, and your hat’s tight, and you've no appy-tight. The fact is you were so tight yourself last night, that as long as you go on the loose you'll never be right and tight as you ought to be.” —A Boston girl, giving directions for % new pair of boots to be made to or- der, told the cobbier to be sure to put in good leather penults. *‘Penults?” queried the horny-handed son of a lap- stone. ‘Yes, inner soles, don’t you know?” <0, certainly; but why do you call them penults, mise?’ ‘Be- cause they come next to the last, don't they?"’—Springfield Union. —Tommy—*: Father wants you to come an’ see ‘im. Miss."’ Teacher— “Certainly, Tommy ; [ should be very glad to. Is he sick?” ~Tommy—“‘Oh, no, he ain't sick ; but he says you been pretty white ter me, and he wants yer to come and bring the whole class ter see ‘im do the human boarconstrictor ‘fake’ at Kelly's Dime Show. He says he'll pass yer all in free.” —Harvard Lampoon. English Spavin Liniment removes all nard, sofy or calloused lumps and blem- shes trom horses. olvod spavin, curb, splints, sweeney, stifles, sprains, rore and wollen throat, coughs, etc. Save fitty lollars by use of one bottle. Warranted. Sold by W. J. Lansdown, Druggist, But- er, Mo. Wi-r yr. A Schoolmaster’s Story. Happening into a classroo n of boys recently I gave them this opinion: “You desire to know just how old I av, sol am going to have you figure it out for yourselves and this is the problem: 1 um tw ce one-half the age of my twin brother :nd he is thirty- three y ars old, now bow old am I?” The boys wer: in their third vear in the grammer grade and were not reckoned stupid or backsward wy ther teacher, yet this sta ement of the question was -o much a puzzle to them, that only four boys out of fifty-one present “caught on’? to the ques iov and gave a correct answer. I fuly «xpected every one would answer correctly, and requested all to stand and to resume sheir seats, when an a-swer was given that was ] ke theirs. Most of the boys insis ed tha I was sixty-s x years of age, some that I was forty-niie and a half years old, o hers various answers, and but four that Iwas about as old asimy twin brovher. Ia the words of Artemas Ward, ‘What is the rea-ou of this thusu -s -? '—A ner can Teacher, . —Tne Bison Trasscript tel's of a five-year-oud boy who picked up asione in the path and threw it one side in order to make the way clear when the jather of one of his little friends should come along on his bicycle. His own father teaches hs ebildren when making long Sanday walks through country rorvls to clear the path of sticks and siones. Bucklen’s Arnica Salve. 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S.S. completely cured him by purifying his blood. Mr. W. P. Wallace, of Indianapo- lis, Ind., in “The People,” in a let- ter dated November 4, 1887, writes: “Some two years ago the writer of this received several letters from you in answer to anxiety occasioned him from taking your Specific for Eczema, which forced the disease to the surface. But following your advice, I have shed myself in great shape, and have been free from the trouble ever since. Miss Charlotte Randow, a pop- ular actress connected with the Thalia Theater in New York City, who was annoyed for year with pim ples and blotches, and who con- sulted prominent physicians, and used different kinds of advertised medicine without benefit, tried the 5. S. remedy was made happy by having the smoothness of her skin estored by the use of a few pack- ages. Mr. Hugo Harskerl, connected with the same theater, suffered for two years from Eczema. Physici ans and remedies failed, but seven bottles of S. S. S. cured him thor- oughly. The following certificate speaks for itself: Office of the Ruby Gold Gravel mining Co., 320 Sansom St., San Francisco, Cal. November 12th, ’87 The Swift Specific Co. Atlanta, Ga. Sirs—Having for the past four or five years been troubled with pim- ples and blotches on my face and body, and finding no relief in the chemically prepared soaps and med- iciues prescribed for me by physic- ians, I concluded to try S. S. rem. + edy, and have found great relief in the same, four bottles clearing my skin entirely. I cheerfully recco- mend your medicine to all who are in a similar position. You can use this letter and my name as a testi- monial to the merits of the S.S. S. remedy. Very truly yours. Alfred P. Johnson. Trestine on Blood and Skin Dis- eases mailed free. The Swift Specific Co., Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga. A Dream Causes a Confession. Indianapolis, Ind, Feb. 15.— George Levi, 40 years old, ‘a tramp, sent from Rush county to the Jeffer- sonville prison for larceny for one year, yesterday confessea an awful crime to Warden Patten. He was moved thereto by a dream which told him to confess and showed him sweetness, forgiveness, and glory be- yond. His reproving conscience harrassed him until he had fallen from 180 pounds to 125. He has uearly served out his term. Three years ago he relates, he passed tear Lawrenceburg and committed a uameless crime upon Martha Shears, 11 years old. It aroused the entire n ighborhvod, and Frank Nelson, a young farmer, was apprehended, and convicted and sentenced for tweuty- one years for the crime. Levi does not know Nelson, has had no com- munication with him, but since be- ing in prison he has known through newspapers that an innocent man was c.ndemned. It left him no rest day or night. Theawful dream oecurred to him a few days ago. He went and confessed. To-day he looks happy, contented, willing to stand the just punishment, and says a heavy load is lifted. He was not suspected of thecrime. Nelson was convicted two years and nine months age. The Fisheries Treaty Completed. After dally sesssions for the lis$ two weeks, the fisheries commis~ ioners at 7 o'clock to-night, complet- ed their labors and signed a treaty which it is believed will settle tho disputes that have existed for almos$ a century between this government aud great Britain, over the North Atlantic fisheries. The treaty is signed by all six of the commission- ers aud is said to have their ful} concurrence. It will be sent to the president to-morrow for transmittal to the senate. Before the treaty can take effect it must have the ratifica- tion of the Queen of Great Britain the Dominion of Canada and tho province of New Foundland, as well as of the senate of the United States Although the treaty will not be made public at present, it can be stated that it relates exclusively to the disputes concerning the fisheries of the North Atlantic coast, and does not include any provisions con~ cerning the Behring sea trouble or commercial reciprocity- The treaty it may also be added, does not com template the admission of fish into the United States free of duty. Secretary Bayard said to-vigh} that he could not, because of his official position, make known the contert@ of the treaty, but that it was his car-* nest wish that it should be given to the press by those having tho right to make such a disposition of it, and that every line of it should be published. The disputes, he . said, had been one of long standiug and had come to him by imberitauca when he assumed the duties of s-a- retary of state. He had used his best endeavors to reach a satisiao tory agreement with the government of Great Britain and believed he had succeeded so far as it lay in his pow- er to effect a settlement. What Am I to Do? The sym toms of billivusenesa are ure happily “nut too well known. ‘Thev diffs er in different individuals to some extent. A billious man is seldom & breakias: cae er Too trequently, alas, he hav an ex- cellent apperite tor tiquors but none tor sulids of a morning His tongue wil’ hardly bear inspection at en ime; if it 1s not white and furred, tt is rough, ab all events. The digressive system is seliy out of order and diarrhea or Constipation may beas:m tom or the two may allernatcs, there are often Hemorr! or eves loss of blood. ‘There may be giddine-« and often headache and Jetaity or fla lence and tenderness in the pit o thé’ stom ch. To correct all this if nut es tect acnre try Green’ August Flower, it cost but a trifle and tho ds attest its etficacy 4 lyr. € Ow. Ingersoll on Blaine’s Letter. New York, Feb. 16.—Concerning Mr. Blaine’s letter Colonel Robe:t G. Iugersoll said: Biaine is like an apxous widow simulating coyness to allure wooers. She says no, but she means As Mr. Blaine, to my knowledge, hus had the presidential fever for the last twelve years, and that never leaves a man until life leaves him. He 1s trying the same withdrawab dodge that Tilden tried in 1880, and as happened to Tilden, he may,” much to his disgust, be taken ut his’ word. Rheumatism and Neuralgia cured in. 1 03 davs tor 75 cents by Detchon’s “Mystic Cure.” Do not suffer and waste money on other remedies. This ab-9 lutely never tails, Soldby W J Uwe powK, Druggiet, Butler, Mo. son Knichts of Labor Assemblies Susp-nd ed. Cincinnati, Feb., 16.—Districh Master Workman Cavanagh has for- mally suspended Gurfield and Har nah Powderly assemblies for theit disobedience of his order for them to return towork. Hansah Powder ly assembly is composed of woueth aud girls working in shoe factoiics, They claim to be part of assewbly No. 1,216. This action will bring- the contest within Knights of Lubot- circ.es to a decision as there wi. uur doubtedly be an appeal from Master - Workman Cavanagh’s order. English Spavin Liniment removes | Hard, Sot. or Callouscd Luiips ane Blemishes trom horses, Blood Spavin, Curbs, Splints, Sweeney, Stiflen, Sprains Sure and Swollen Throat, Veuch», bio Dave $5 by use of one bottle. Wa cir} ed. Sold by W. J. Lanspowy. Druge gist, Butler, Mo. Saye. With patience you will succeed in all thiugs. It will not take much patience to succeed in regaining health if you use Warner’s Log Cal» in Sarsaparilla to purify your blood Largest bottle in the market. 129 doses $1. eh AEG