The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, February 22, 1888, Page 2

clones aeeats Rutt oe Hy a2 4) i 3 4 i. Mr.Conckling Alludes to Blaine. The Washington correspondent of the Waterbury (Conn.) American wae ut Chamberiain’s the other ev- ening in the company of ex Senator Mahone, Robert G. Ingersoll, Hen ty Watterson, Larry Jerome, of New ‘ork und several others, and reports & following conversation, which took place in their presence; “Well, senator, who do you think would make the most available re- publican eandidate—who do you profer?” ‘ height, and with that dignified mili- tary bearing so peculiar to the great ; , and which toan observer ggesta the pieture of a turkey bbler fanning his tail for » strut, rv. Conkling said, with great force 4nd effectiveness and a strong dra- matic voice: “General Phil Sheridan would be the best nominee, and next fo him Walter Q. Gresham. But what is the sense in mentioning ames? It will not be either.” “But Sheridan is a Rowan Catho- lic, and this would no doubt alienate @ very large number of the republi- an voters? “Sheridan a Roman Catholic, is het" said Mr. Conckling in a cynic- al toue that spoke volumes, and @iowly and dramatically emphasizing @ach sylable. “Well, so was Biaine.” “O, no; Biuine is not » Rowan Catholic.” “Ign’t het” uttered Mr. Conckling, Witu a deeper voice anu emphasis, end then contiuvued: “Did not Mr. Bane and ali brs friends make a Special plea, a strong demand fo, ands#demand upon the priests to Coumund the support and votes of the Roman Cutholics? B.uine uot a Rowan Catholic! But it'll not be Sheridan, nor wi. it be Judge Gresh- am. But it'll be Blaine, und ii not he, then Sherman or pe: haps Allison. Or muybe it'll be that inte fellow (seesawing the air over his rignt shoulder with the thumb of his right band!—whut's his name? I always forget it. I mean Hawley— dve Hawiey.” $25.00 Reward. The above large sum will be paid for any case of coughs, (except: last Stage of consumption) Colds, Bron Chitis, Whooping Cough, or any throat or Long trouble not relieved by Ballard’s Horehound Syrup. Bold Bank Robbers. Cisco, Tex., Feb. 16.—About 3 @clock yesterday afternoon C. C. Leveaux, cashier, and R. Blake and MM. B. Owons were in the Cisco bank @#hen a man appeared at the cashier's Window and demanded the bank's wh. Other men appeared at the @aime time and took the three bank- s in-charge, while the first collect- Ga the funds of the bauk, about $6,000 in cash. @, Mr, -Leveaux’s movements were eo slow to.suit the robbers when 4Grdered around, and he was severe- ly bexten on the head. 2-The robbers locked the bankers in \ ope of the bank building, ud jumping into wagon fled. down fhe ntreet, saluting the astonished people with volleys from their re -wolvers, displaying the bags of ill -@otten gas. «. The cashier was the first to free 3 himeelf, and rushed into the street, -@xplaining the situation. In a short v4ime Marshal Thomas and posse ‘were in pursuit. The men were un- ‘masked, and an accurate description is given. Married ia Spite of Footpads. “Topeka, Kan., Feb. 16.—Frank Rhodehammel, while on his Way to tis home from a train yesterday morning, was knocked down and sobbed of $100 and a go!d watch nd chain by two masked men, and ‘Ya now in a critical condition and Guffering from concussion of the brain. Notwithstanding his injuries he was married last pight to Miss Ida Cooke according to the wishesand previous plans of both parties. William's Australian Herb Pills. . T€ vouare Yellow, Bilious, constipated with Headache. bad breath, drowsy, no appetite, look out your liver is out of suder, One box of these Pills will drive gli the troubles awad ard make a new SAM JONES. Went With Him. A desperado who had for months Some of the Pithy Points Made by the | detied the authorities was sitting in Noted Georgia Revivalist. Common sense is a rare thing in this country. I may not be sticking to my text, but 1 am to my crowd, an’t I? Tl never tell any man to do any- thing which will not make him bet- ter. You cantalk preachers up until no church in the country can hold the congregations. . If you goto fighting the devil ‘the door of his cabin, when a depn- ty sheriff came up to the fence. “Stop thar, Bob!” demanded the desperado. “Dun stopped,” the man replied, | resting his arms on the fence. “Wall, see that you stay stopped. What you want ‘round here anyhow? Ain't you got ‘nuff bisness over in yore own. neighborhood without eomin’ round here whar you hain't been.invited?” “I have come over here airter a down and fire into his crowd you fellow, Dan.” might kill your wife the firat shot. The kind of revival we need is for “Found him yit.” “Yas; see him a settin thar in every man to be a priest, every wife | 1144 ao.” a priestess. That's what we need. I bave searched for years and have never found one card-playing Meth- odist worth the powder and shot to blow him up. If you sit in your home and play progressive euchre yuu are as much a gambler as any blackleg in avy faro bauk in this town. Dou't you know that every time you criticise the life of a member o1 the church you convict yourself o! knowing what sin is. God’s crowd is puling toward heaven three hours a week, and the D devils’ exuwd is pulling ior all it’s worth, twenty hours out of the twenty-.our. If every member of every chuich in Kansas City told God the truth when received in the church, there woulu uot be an uusaved sinner in the city. if yu write an article in the news- papers, for God's suke sign your nawe and when I get through shak- ing you, youll stiike the ground running a mile a minute. A Methodist who wil work for the devil all week*and come up for God to pay him on Sunday is the very pvorest kind of a rascal in the world. When a horse is sound all overhe fonce ) don’t mind the curry comb, he leaus up against it. But if he is covered with sore spots, he kicks before you get near him. If anyone asks you what I am tell him Iam a Methodist from my hat] p to iy heels. and all over. And I’m not especially proud of it, either. A Baptist 1s as good as a Methodist if he is as good. If you ask me what is hurting us as a Christian people more than any. thing else it is not that we hav gone over to the devil, but have met him half way and compromised. The world goes to the theatre with the church, andthe church drinks whisky with the world, and the world and the church have gone over the lines so much that it’s wiped out. The moment you know it is a sin to lie, or swear, or drink whisky, it isa sinto do any of those things, and you know it, now don’t you? No man can leave here ignorant of what sin is. I like the Baptists. I got the best wife out of their spawn that “You don't mean me, do you?” “TI mean you, Dan. Got a war- rant fur you, all writ out ez putty ez er marriage license. Wanter see the dockyment?” ‘No, I ain’t po han’ to fool ‘way my tifhe thater way.” “Don't you think I'd better come in au’ read it to you?” “No, I ain’t literrery to-day, an’ don’t kere to hear notin’ read. Come over some time next spring, an’ I'll give you a hearin’.” “Mout be busy with my crap ther, an. Kain’t you stiain a pint an’ sisten to it now?” “No, kain’t accommodate yor to- day, Bub.” “I thought you wuz mo’ accom- merdatin’ than that.” “Uster be, Bob, but I’m gettin’ sorter tuugh as I grow older.” “Now, here, Dan, the sheriff sent meairter you, an’ you've got to come.” “Not to-day, Bobby.” “Then Tul hafter fetch you.” The deputy began to climb the fence. Dau, reaching back, taking up @ gun and levelling it at the dep- uty, said: “Bob, ez soon ez you land on this side uv the fence I'll drap you.” Bob started, and, sitting on the replied: “Dan, this ain’t no way to treat a visitor.” “I think it is,” said Dan, lowering the gun, “fur I am prepared to give a wa’ welcome.” What'll you take for your gun, au?” “Don’t kere about sellin’ it. Need it putty nigh all the time.” “Now, if I wuz to come airter you an’ she waster snap whar would you ” “An ‘ef she didn't snap whar would you be?” “Say, Dan.” “Wall.” “Bound to have you.” “All right, come and git me. “No, you air comin out uv yore own accord. I told the fellers that I would fetch you back with me.” “Told ‘em a lie.” “Said that you’d be anxious to come, Dan.” “Said a lie.” “Dan, you know Potter's old coon dog?” “Mighty well.” “We've got him out at the sheriff's you ever saw. I’ts the trouble with once the Methodists, too. They spoil so quickly after protracted meeting. “What's that to me?” “Wait till I get through. Last night Brother Morris, isn’t this just what the Sarver boys cotch the biggist you want the Lord to do with your |©°0n you ever seed—one of them crowd—fix them so they’ll keep. big c ons that uses down on the So long as science keeps within | creek—an’ we are goin’ to have a its proper sphere Isay go it; but| fight. The boys have got lots uv science can’t tell anything about| licker, an’ bets air runnin’. putty hell till it sends its exploring par- high. It’s the biggist coon ever seed ties there and they come back and|i= this country an’ a large passul uv report. We don't know anything | boys ‘low that he ken whup the dog. about the north pole, because the | Old Perkins had just fotch over an- exploring parties started out for | other gallon uv whisky when I left, that point, turned round and came an’ ever'thing is ready for a high old back before reaching there. jamboree. The sheriff ‘lowed that I knowit isu’t fashionable to talk | You mout want to see the sport ati” about hell now a-days—about ever- | 7 nk a little uv the licker, so he lasting fire and the worm that never | 8aid that if you would come w’arin dies—but in my review of the hi-to- | @ par uv han’ cuffs you mont grace ry of the church of God I ca not | the ercasion.” remember a single man who occu- pied the pulpit and who moved the hearts of men by salvation from the | “Bob, ain't you lying?” “No, fo’ the Lawd.” “Air you certain that it’s Potter's days of Luther, Malanthhon, Whit | old dog?” ney. Charles G. Phinney, and down to Spurgeon, who didn’t believe in “Ez shore ez I live.” “Do he look like he wants to git regular orthodox fire and brimstone | at the coon?” hell. [Applause.] ITCH, MANGE, and SCRATCHES, ot every kind on human or animals cur- ed in 30 minutes by WOOLFOR)'S “Prancin’ like er frost-bit-rooster, he’s so anxious.” “Big coon, you say?” “Biygest I ever seed.” “Bob, will you swar to itall?” “Yas.” “T 1 be truck to trial, won't I, Bob? “Whut you reckon they'll do with me?” “Kain't say—mout hang you—but think uv the fun an’ licke.” “Bob, got the han’ cuffs?” “Yes.” “Reckon they'll fit?” “Think they will.” “Wall, come an’ put em on.” “No, you come out here.” “Bob, ef I thought you wuz trifiin’ with my effeckshuns I'd shoot you.” “But I ain't, Dan; I'm a tellin’ uv the truth.” “Big coon?” “Buster.” “Wail, putting down the gun and coming out, “I'll be one of that party. Now,” he added, as he held out hs hands, “put on yore invertations.”"— Opie P. Read. Maj. ‘Ym. 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