The Butler Weekly Times Newspaper, December 21, 1887, Page 6

ALL SORTS OF TROUBLES. 4 List That Wil Be Good Exouch Until Ous More Complete Turns Up. The trouble wita a good many men fg that they spend so much time ad- miring their own ability that they don't let o her people have a chance to that they have any ability to admir The trouble with a great many Women is that they can’t fi:d some Perticutar selected man, who will ap- Preciate them as they feel in their palpitvtivg hearts that every woman shonld b+ appreciated. The trouble with a good many girls W8 that they don’t find out what they want until some time after they have bal th: sad conclusion forced upon then that what they want doesn’t Wan them. The rouble with a good many boys is hat they think the red grapes that grew on @ neighbor's vine, and that buve to be picked after dark, are a geo! dew sweeter and better than the Tipe back grapes that grow on their own vines, and can be gathered in the bri “hi sunlight of publ. city. The troubie with a great many Fewlersis that they don’t understand bow much easier itis to point out a tre in a magnificent landscape that is ahair’s breadth out of perspective than ft isto paint the magnificent land- seape itself. The trouble with most of the horse car conductors is that they haven't ey s crouch in the back of their heads to sui-f the public. ‘The rouble with a gool many of the xchool- eachers is that the present School year is divided wrong; instead of being forty w-oks school and twelve weeks vacatios, they think it should be for y weeks vaca ion and twelve weeks school, The trouble with two-thirds of the boys and girls in the public schools ix Chat they don't have fifty-three weeks Vaeation ev -ry year, with an additional Week on leap year. The trouble with most of the people fn this misguided world is that they Waste so much time thinking of their Viriaes and enterprises that they don't cbuve leisure to see how laudable and useful your little schames are. The trouble with the small boy fs that his big sister never was a small boy herself, and soshe doesn't know how the small boy feels. The trouble with the small girl is that she isn't digger. The trouble with the big girl is that ie i " rt +) | | t ry pair. of scules she steps on gives r a weigh. ; The trouble with the purist in agen is that people will persist thinking that things themselves ,8fe more important than how you say them. The trouble with lots of cats is that they don’t get enough dreamless sleep moonlight nights, The trouble with milliners is that the women folks don’t get so enthusi- astic over their bills as they do over their bonne: The trouble with the average wif: 4a that her husband is more prodigal with his protestations of affection than he is with his money and that he doesn’t waste much of either unless he wants a button sewed on. The trouble with the average hus- Wband is that he knows he isn’t so big ®man as ho wants the world to think he is. The trouvle with the people gener- ally is that they can't always have what they want, and they seldom fhink they want what they have; that they see their own virtues and other people's vices with a magnifying jas, and turned tho telescope the ong end to when they look at their own vices and other people's virtues; that they grumble when things go wrong instead of ging to work to make things go right: that they cry ‘over spilled milk when in all proba- bility the milk has all the water that can stand already. — Somervill | Journal —_————ee TARANTULA KILLERS. Monster Wasp Which Annihilates the Monster Species of Spider. “I have recently read some very in- resting original s:ories about animal ; said a geutleman to a reporter, Mand," he continued, “as they are all or California stories I want to dd tothe number. My business calls into the country a good deal. and Tam a passionate lover of nature, ih its myraids of forms of animal life, Tamuse and enter'ain myself by ing observations, Oae day while ip in Calaveras County I was travel- @ through a rocky section and was her hard pressed for some thing to mtertain me. I finally reached a li- le glen, wheeled my horse about and ot under a magnificent shade-trec. en I dismounted and sat down to cea rest. “Searoely had I touched the grass hen I was entertained beyond all ex- a by witnessing a bloody bat- between waspa anda tarantula 1 them wasps, though in reality they ere not such, being much larger ani eavier about the body, which was d together in two separate parts by Searcely visible coupling. Their aists seemed even smaller than tho Ouimon wasp, and they swung them- about on the coupling with htning-like dexterity, “The insects seemed to be vory ch excited about something and ted as if looking for prey. It may that hunger made them furiova way I closely watched their ac | Helmbolz, less than forty years ago, | Of a science. ions and soon alscovered the cause of their rage. A large tarantula crept from under a dry log and apparenily started for his house with all possible speed. The wasps, as I will call them, had been dashing themselves ia all directions about the log. but tho moment the insects saw their victim, which had evidently been hiding, they fell upon him furieusly with quick darts, and every dart seemed to eject a poison which made the tarantula writhe in agony. ter fights like a bear, resting on his haunehes and u-ing his paws and legs as weapons of defense. ‘The tarantula fought for his life, and while doing so seeme! to be con- scious that at all hazi:rls he must make for his house a3 the only hope of safety. The wa<ps seemed by in- stinct to understand what was going on in the mini of the tarantula and redoubled their merc less attacks. They struck their victim 80 suddenly that he seemed at times to be bewildered. But he fought desperately to the last. Finally the fierce conflict ended; the was's had stung and poisoned the tarantula to death. “After the battle was over I took a glance atthe body of tne latter. It bore evidence of a terrible struggle for life. When I approached it the wasns flew away, but they did not evidently flv far and were watching ms. Wh-en I left the waxps returned and im medi- ately commenced to tear the dead ta- r ntula to pieces. In an i credibly short time they had carried off the body piece by piece, either to feed the.r young or lay in a supply of food for the winter. “I made particular inquiries con- cerning the habits of the monster was}s and learned from some of the old settlers that the vicious insects were ‘regular taravtula-<illers’ and that searcely one bad ev r swy ved their murderous onslaughts."”"— San Francisco Examiner. ee Having occasion to drop in at an optician's shop this morning, I asked the proprietor about the sign in the window, which read: ‘Examination of the eye made free of charge." “Can it be," I said. ‘that you em- ploy an oculist to prescribe glasses for your eust«.mers?"* “Not at ali,’ was the reply. “We test the sight ourselves by means of hose cards you see hung up at the other end of the store with letters of diff-rent sizes on them.”” “But is it possible for a person who has not made ocular science a study to apply such a test with accuracy?” “Well—ahem—that is, no, not quite; but we cxn do it with certainty enough, I guess. Any way, we have to, be- cause all the other opticians advertise free examinations."’ Now, this is true enough, and an outrage it is that these spectacle- makers, who are simply mechanics, Possessing no knowledge beyond the grinding of lenses and such matter= echnical, should be permitted to prac- lice by guess-work upon the most deli- cate and valuable of human organs. The fisting of glasses is always a mat- ter of great difficulty, even to the skilled oculist who has devoted half his life-time lear ting how. The lenses must be adapte.l with the utmost ex- xetness to the necessities of the patient, for the slightest variation will canse a sirain that will result sooner or later in damzge to the sight. Almost invariably one eye differs from the other in visual power, and one vcular d-f ct is so readily mistake» for another that often only a physician can tell the d ff-rence. And yet peo- ple who preiend to have common sense g to the optical shopkeeper for glasses which, in nine eases out of ten, are all wrong, and which not infre- quently ruin the vision irreparably. In properly conducting an examina- tion of the eye, it is neces<ary to in- ~pect the in erior of the optical camera. This is done by the aid of the op: halmo- scopy, acircular mirror with a hole in the eenter. Holding this disk before the eye, the oculist looks through the hole iu its back, while the face of quicksivered glass throws a ray of light refl -eted from a gas jet overhes the “lark chamber.’ The ray, p ing through that round hole ealled the pupil illuminates the nerve screen that lines the eye, upon which the pic ures of objects seen are formed by & process very similar to that which wecall photography. The interior of the wonderful organ being thus bright- ly lighted up, the observer is able to eximine it at leisure, and if any dis- | ease exista, to detect its presence. The invention of this instrument by : brst elevated ophthalmogy tothe status Up to that time nothing was known of the anatomy and pathol- ogy of the eve beyond such inform» | tion as was obtainable from posi-mor- tem dissection. Oc ular science was ia ‘early as primitive a stage of develop- ment as when the ancient E+ yptians treater cataract by pushing the cloud ed vitreous lens down into the lower part af the eye, instead of entting it out altogether. or as when the near sighted Euperor Nero watched the gladiator shows throuch a concave emerald, which he thought, becanxe it helped his vision, was a magical gem Bat now all ocular complaints are well understood—whieh is fortuns'e, since few have normal eyesight in these days —aad the trouble of those who caa not see as others do is remedied by euit- The lat- | | the legal holder of scid note and pursu | lant to the conditions of said deed of | the highest bidder for cash, at the east} HAIL.1s $100 REWAKD $100 The Readers of the Limes will b pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has ceu able to cure in all its stages, and that i. Catarrh. Hali’s C-tarrh Cure ts the on- ly positive cure now known to the med ical trater.itv. Catarrh being a consti tutional! disease req S a constitutior al treatment Hali’s Catarrh is taken internally, acting dire pon the mu | cus surfaces of the sv-tem, thereby ge stroving the toundati of the disease and giving the pu strength, | building up the constitution and asstst- ing nature in doing tts work. The pro- | prietors have so much faith in its Cura- tive powers that they offer hundred dollars tor any Case it to cure. Send tor circurar and tes nials Address F. J. CityNey & © nt one fa Oy Toledo, O. BER Sold by druggists 75c- I-tm. Order of Publication. STATE OF MISSOURI, + County or Bates, § In th- cirenit court 9: said county, term. 1537 g McCormick Distilling Company plaintiff, vs DW. Simpson, defendant | Now at this day comes the plaintiff herein by its attorney~ and it appearing to the satisfac tion of the court from the return of the sherié on the writ of attachment herein that the de fendant, D. W. Simpson. cannot be summon- | ed in this action it is orlered by the court th said defendant be notified by publication that | plaintid bas commenced a suit against him in this court, by petition and attachment, tound- edo: an account for thesum of sixty-seven dollars and seventy cent~, that bis property has beer attached and that uriess the said D W Simpson be and appear at this court, at the next :erm thereof, to be begun and bolden at the court house im the city of Butler. in said county, on the Firet Monday of February, ! next, and on or before the sixth day of term iftheterm shallso long continue— if not, then on or before the last day of rerm—answer or plead to the petition in cause. the same will be taken as confess and judgment will be rendered and his property sold to satisfy And be it furtaerordered. that be published, accordidg to law, in the Butler Weekly Times, a weekl: new: per printed and published in -ates county, Missouri, four weeks successively, the last insertion ty be at least four weeks before the ret day ot the next term of said circui' court A true copy from the record i Witness my band and the sea: (of the cireuit {s) at} court of Bates county, this 3uth day ot November, 1887. JOHN C HAYES. No. 2. Cirewit Clerk November ¢ same copy hereo: ey s Order of Pubiication. SO MISSOURI, 7 County of Bates . in the Circuls Court of said County, in vacation December 13th iss7 James D Bowman p aintiff, vs Joel Biedeve Thomas C. Meiton and Sarah J Melton his wite, defendants Now at this day comes the plainti’ herein by his torneys before the undersigned clerk f the circuit court in vacation and files his pe tition and affidavit, alleging, among other things, that defendante are not residents of the State of Missouri: Whereupon it is ordered by «ue cler in vacation that sait defenuants be notified by publication that plaintif! has com menced a suit againat them in this court by pe- affidavit the object and ge eral us ture of which is to reform and correct a certain deed made and executed by the said defendant: to ove Ira W. Broo.» bearing date the ith da; of December 1878 and by which said deed the desendants undertook to convey to said Brook the following described real estate sitaated in Bates county, Missouri, to-wit The west bali of lot three (3) in the northeast Gee of sec tion six (6) in township thirty-nine (39) range twenty-nine (29) except four and one halfacres in the northwest corver of said jot three (3, being a strip eighteen ide and ran- wing suuth from \vbe northwest eorner ‘ort. rods and aleo a atrip begining at the southeast corner of lot three (3) in the northwest quarte: of said section, (6) thence north forty rod» thence west eighteen rods. thence south fort, rods. thence east eighteen rods to placaof be sinning, but that by a mistake and error of the ‘Taughteman ‘trawing said deed, the said lanu -wase described‘as being in the northwest quarter of said section 6 instead of the northeas: quarter thereof, and to divest the said defend ants of any title ¥ may in said land and vest the same in plsinti that unless 88. | ‘he said defendants be and appear at this coart, at the uext term thereof, to be begun and hoid en at the court houve Jn thecity of Butler, in ssid county on tne sixth day of February mext and on or before the sixtn day of said term, ii the term shall so long continue—and if not then on or before the iastday of said term— suswer or plead to the py id cause, the same will be taken as confessed, and judge- ment will be rendered accordingly. And bei: further ordered. that a copy hereof be be pub lished, according to law, in the Butler Week!) Times a weekly mew pepe: printed and pab- lished in Batescounty. Mo., for fourwee seuc veerively, the last insertion to be at least fou) weeks vefore the first day ot the next term of circuit court ss . JOHN C. HAYES, Circuit Clerk. A true copy from the record Witness my hand and Seal of the Circuit court {seat} of Bates county, this ISth. day ef De- mber, 1S87 ai JOHN C. HAYES, Circuit Clerk. Trustee’s Sale. Wilson Allen and Delilia Alien, his wife, by their deed of trust dated une th, 18533. and recorded in the Recorder’s office within and for Bates County. Missouri, in book No. 30. page 368, conyeved to the acting sheritt ot Bates county as trustee the toliowing siescribed realestate ving and being sit- uate inthe county ot Bates and State ot Missouri, to wit: Ten acres ot tand lving onthe nortin side ot the west halt of Jot one of the northwest quarter of section two, town- forty-one of range thirty, and hounded follows; b ginning at the northeast corner ot said tvact running thence west sixty rods, thence south twenty-six and two third rods, thence eust sixty rods, thence north to the place of beginning; which convevance was Whereas, ship j made in trust te secure the payment etone certain note tuily described in said deed of trust; and whereas, default has been made in the payment of said note and the interest thereon accrued now long past due and un- paid Now, therefore, at th: request of trust, I will proceed to sell the above escribed premises at public vendue, to tront door of the court house, in the civ | or Butler, countw of Bates and state of} Missouri, on Thursday, January 12th, 1888, the hours ofg o'clock in the; oon and § o'clock in the afternoon | or Gay, for the purpose of satisfying ; said debt, interest and cost. G. G. GLazsesrRook, Trustee. | Administrators’ Notice. Notice is hereby given that letters ofadmin- | istrs mm tpon the estate o' Samuel Cooper - deceased, have been granted to the/ undersigned, by the Bates county Propate | Court, in Bates county, Missouri, bearing date | the 6th day of Dec., INs7 = All persons having | claims against said estate are required to ex- hibit them tome for allowance, within one | year from the date of said letters, orthey may be precluded from any benefit of such estate: and if said claims be not exhibited within two | years from the date of the publication of this able spectacles —Boston Cor. Demwer ictice they will be forever oarred i Bepudiioan. \ J. W. inne = ee: Administraterg ( CATARRH -CURE. | 'B tn ASTORI for Infants and Children. “-Cestorta a v0 well adapted tochildren that } Casterta cures Celle, Constipation, . pe Colic. Cunestpation. ‘ re Da ascent i D." | Kils Worn gives sec, and premenms db 141 Se. 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