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THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, MAY 1, 1931 i Canada, per year Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press (Official City, State and County Newspaper) Foreign Representatives SMALL, SPENCER & LEVINGS (Incorporated) Formerly G. Logan Payne Co. CHICAGO NEW YORK BOSTON Beauty Becoming Important Thirty years ago H. G. Wells predicted that “thirty years from now the ordinary man will be a mechanic.” ‘That was in the day of horses, when not a man in a thousand knew the rudiments of machinery. But to- day almost every householder has a practical knowledge of gas engines, electric refrigeration, radio and electric! wiring. : Now comes Ernest Eberhard, editor of an architectural magazine, to assert that 30 years from now every business man will be an artist. To bolster his prediction, the truth or falsity of which cannot be proved now, he as- sSerts that the truly successful business man of today} must have a considerable degree of artistic appreciation and understanding. The past generation has been a period of intensive in- venting and building of new machines, household ap- Pliances, steel-framed buildings and public works. Be- cause of practical necessity of supplying these things quickly, their possibilities for beauty were latgely over- looked. But today business is learning that beauty has a high sales value, Eberhard points out. “The machine man has invited the artist into | conference just as the ordinary man once invited the machine man into conference. Advertising had to be made beautiful, and hundreds of thousands of dollars are being spent for art of notable quality. And there are now specialist: in making products and machines beautiful. Why? Because the public is coming to prefer the beau- tiful. “Every automobile is sold as much on its beauty as on efficiency. The colored kitchen utensil, well designed, outsells its more homely, —~+4""erab companion. People today may not be con- scious of the lack of beauty in a product, but they are certainly conscious of its presence and they have proved that they will buy on the appeal of beauty. “This all means that soon a new generation will be in our midst, a generation with a fine conception of art and beauty, a conception so fine that it unquestionably will pervade all business. And so, the business man brought up in this at- mosphere must of necessity himself be an artist if he is to survive the stern competition of a business world actuated by beauty.” At least one important fact in the American scheme of things lends truth to this forecast. This is the dom- ination of nearly all American markets by women pur- chasers. It may seem absurd, but the probabilities are that women probably buy more men’s shirts than do men. When it comes to the various forms of household equipment, her judgment usually obtains greater recog- nition than does that of her menfolk. And there is no question of the appeal which beauty makes to women. The fact that they contribute some- thing like a billion dollars a year to the pockets of beauty specialists and the manufacturers of beautifying articles Proves that. Hoover Entertains President Hoover had the pleasure of entertaining two) distinguished guests within a few minutes recently. ‘The first was Bryan Untiedt, Colorado boy who saved the lives of a number of other children when their school bus was stranded during a blizzard. The second was King Prajadhipok of Siam, the first absolute mon-! arch ever to visit the United States. From the standpoint of statecraft, of course, the King was much the more important person. As ruler of one of the nations of the earth he was entitled to all the courtesy and ceremony which America could shower upon him. The president, doubtless, was very interested in keeping up his end of the international social obligation and his visit with the monarch probably was as enjoy- able as such formal affairs usually are. ‘To many others, also, the King was the more important of the two White House guests, for America is not quite 80 democratic, when all is said and done, as some folks would have us believe. Some Americans would gladly welcome the chance to bend their knee before the pos- sessor of a throne and to these the King of Siam looms’ ‘as a vastly more important figure than little Bryan ‘Untiedt. When viewed from another angle, however, the King fades into insignificance beside the boy from Colorado. ‘The latter's distinction is that of achievement. It is probable that he will return home and never break into the headlines again, but for a brief period he has had the opportunity of typifying, not only the American boy, but all that is best in America. His was the ability to hang on and keep working when the prospect seemed darkest. Not: all of us are of the same metal but we admire those who do possess this ability and think of them as the kind of folks we would like to be. It may be that President Hoover likes state functions, but, since he once was an American boy himself, it seems a safe wager that he enjoyed his visit with Bryan Untiedt fully as much as that with the King. A Struggle Impends Riveters clatter and steel clangs on steel on the shores of the river Clyde at Clydebank, Scotland, where work- n are busy laying the keel for the biggest liner in the new Cunarder that is expected to cross the to the United States in four days. mmoth ship will displace about 73,000 tons. She feet long, the first ship in history to exceed in length. Her breadth will be 115 feet—so ihe would be unable to pass through the Pan- , the locks of which are 110 feet wide. cted that this greyhound of the North Atlantic d over to her owners some time about Sep- 3. When finished she will have two masts’ shapely raked funnels that will suggest the the is being built to attain. work on new thousand-foot-piers in done York harbor, made necessary by the construction of this and other huge new liners, already has been started. Meanwhile the Goodyear Zeppelin company, which 1s building the huge new airship for the United States navy, is planning a still larger ship for transatlantic) passenger service, The schedule of these craft probably will call for a crossing in from 60 to 70 hours, according | to the best available information. But the huge new ocean greyhound will not be a great deal slower. It wouid seem that the sieamship lines Go} not intend to give up the cream of this business—and | the valuable mail contracts—without a real struggle. ! They May Like It Citizens of Camden, N. J., take great pride, apparently, | in the fact that it has mounted in the tower of its city hall a loud-speaker which can be heard for five miles. | Describing this modern marvel, Popular Science Monthly says: \ “At twelve o'clock noon the chimes of ‘Big Ben’ ring out—not from the English towers of Westminster, where | the famous bell swings, but from the city hall. The tone of its English prototype is reproduced without a bell at all, through an electric device that imitates bell sounds. “The top of the city hall is a veritable loudspeaker tower. Through its 180 dynamic speakers not only the ringing of bells, but speeches and phonograph records | are broadcast over the city. They can be heard for aj distance of five miles. So great is the vibration of air; when the speakers are going that a visitor's clothes flap in time to the music, and entering the tower containing the strongly vibrating air is like walking through mud. “Beneath the loudspeakers, which are invisible from the street, is a control room. Here are microphones where a speechmaker may address the city; electric phon- ographs on which may be played records of Belgian chimes, for amplification through the loudspeaker tower; and the mysterious wooden box containing the electric | mechanism for duplicating the sound of Big Ben. “To place the speakers so that all of the sound would | not be deflected down into the streets immediately around | the tower was a difficult problem in acoustics, requiring | months of experiment.” Camdenites doubtless brag about this equipment but it| would seem rather a difficult thing to live with. Imag- ine a Camden mother just getting a fretting child to| sleep when the community loud-speaker blats forth with; “The King’s Horses” or some other equally idiotic piece. Imagine having to listen to a political speech whether | you wanted to or not and on a subject about which you; had decided opinions of your own. Think how it must} handicap so gentle an art as that of making love. Pic-j| ture the ardent swain about to whisper the important} words into a maiden’s receptive ear when the loud-speaker turns loose a warning on the perils of marriage. The thing is all right for Camden, N. J., if the people there like it, but we hope a popular vote will be taken if the suggestion is made that one be installed, say in the proposed new capitol building. 16,977 Loans Reports by the federal government indicate that 1€,977 loans were made by the department of agriculture to North Dakota farmers who needed assistance as a re- sult of the drovth. At the end of the present crop year the government will send its agents into the field to collect those loans and it is the sincere hope of everyone in the country that the farmers of North Dakota, as well as those else- where in the nation, will find it easy to pay in full and have a competence left for themselves besides. ‘The making of these loans was a praiseworthy thing for it enabled many farmers to keep their heads above water a while longer and to hang on, waiting for a turn in their affairs which will open for them the road to prosperity and contentment, But, after all, it was only a makeshift. The thing which the farmer needs most of all is more for the products which he raises. If a solution is found for the problem of how to translate the things he produces into an adequate financial return. the ne- cessity for such loans in the future will be greatly re- duced and everyone will benefit. That New York gangster known as “Legs” Diamond; was shot again but still is alive. Maybe he is just prov- ing that Diamonds are really hard. There is one thing about the business depression, fewer! persons are being killed at grade crossings this year. May- be the whoopee era had a good deal to do with accident statistics. Editorial Comment Editort: rinted below show the trend of thought by oth itors. They are published without regard to whether they agree or disagree with The Trib- une's policies. Pine in a Prairie State (Duluth Herald) A new crop is to be planted on the rolling prairies of North Dakota this spring. Trees. Mostly pine. Plans for the most extensive forestation project in the history of the state have been made by the Federal and state governments and provide for a forest that is ex-! pected to some day cover a hundred thousand acres. The government has provided twenty-five thousand dollars for a start, and this spring's planting will consist of about five acres in McHenry county. This will be followed by more extensive plantings| annually, and if the project is as successful as Dr, Raph- ael Zon, head of the government's forestry work in the northwest, thinks it will be, it may mean a new agri- cultural era for the state. Timber experts say that extensive windbreaks of trees may have-important climatic effects by breaking up and modifying hot winds. That would be immensely valuable foto Dakota, and it is to be hoped that it will be re , Gasoline Taxes (Devils Lake Journal) * A movement has begun in the state to seek a refer- endum on the four cent gasoline tax voted by the last session of the state legislature and it is quite probable that the increased tax will meet the same fate it did some years ago when the people voted against it. There is not much argument against the wisdom of the tax, although there may be some argument against the judgment of the legislature in passing it after a majority of the people previously had voted against it. The legis- lature, it appears, ignored the will of the people in this instance. While the tax is an excellent one, inasmuch as those who use the highways of the state thereby are directly contributing to their erection and maintenance, there may be a feeling that this is an inappropriate time to in- crease the tax burden of the people. Business as well as private owners of automobiles will be called on to pay the inereased tax, and many business houses in the city would pay the tax without getting any direct benefits therefrom, inasmuch as the trucks rarely leave the city limits. On the other hand, the present low price ‘of gasoline ‘might indicate that the increased tax would not be so ad @ burden as it would have been about @ year ago. gasoline price now, even including the state tax, is the lowest it has been in a great many years. However, we have no assurance that such low prices will continue indefinitely. The oil companies have a practice of raising or lowering the gasoline prices at will and without much ‘The four-cent gasoline tax has been one of Governor Shafer's pet hobbies. In a Devils Lake address some time ago he went on record as favoring the increased tax be- cause the added income therefrom would enable the state to meet the total federal allowance for state highways. In his mesage to the legislature he recommended the en- actment of legislation providing for the increased tax, and the legislature, controlled by the governor's faction, ac- ceded to his wishes. It might be well, however, to put the to another test at the polls to determine if the desires people have changed in the matter. The refer- ‘was inevitable in view of the former vote. * | paragus; i | The Retreat from and Advance on Moscow! 0 Me Fast BY DR. FRANK mc COY War wv healt QUESTIONS IN REGARD TO HEALTH € DIET WILL BE ANSWERED ADDRESSED IN i; BY ORPICCOY WHD CAN BE CARE OF THIS PAPER ENCLOSE STAMPBO AOORESSED ENVELOPE FOR REPLY © MECOY HEALTH SERVICE -LOS ANGELES- AL 2 CAL: DAILY MENUS (Dr. McCoy's menus suggested for the week beginning Sunday, May 3, 1931.) Sunday Breakfast—Crisp bacon; soy bean nuuffins; stewed raisins. _~ string Lunch—Buttered _ beets; beans; head lettuce. Dinner—Broiled chicken; creamed cucumbers; okra; celery and ripe olives; Jello or Jell-well. Monday Breakfast—Coddled eggs; Melba toast; stewed figs. Lunch—Raw apples; glass of sweet milk. Dinner—*Eggplant with meat; cooked greens; avocado salad; prune whip. Tuesday Breakfast—-Eggs and tomatoes bak- ed, served on Melba toast; stewed prunes. Lunch—Cream of spinach soup; buttered peas; pear salad. Dinner—Baked sea bass; zucchini; carrots; salad of raw spinach and cabbage; stewed apricots. Wednesday Breakfast—Well browned waffle with small amount of maple syrup; baked apple. Lunch—Choice of one of the fresh acid fruits. Dinner—Mutton chops; string beans; cauliflower; asparagus salad; pineapple whip. Thursday Breakfast—Eggs poached in milk; Melba toast; ‘stewed raisins. Lunch—Generous dish of junket, with one acid fruit. Dinner—Vegetable soup; roast beef; squash; cooked greens; McCoy salad (Lettuce, tomatoes and cucumbers); no dessert. Friday Breakfast—Cottage cheese; pine- epple. Lunch—Potatoes boiled the jackets; spinach; celery. Dinner—Broiled fillet of sole; string beans; salad of stuffed tomatoes; plain Jello or Ate in jurday Breakfast—Boiled wholewheat, with cream; no sugar. Lunch—Large glass of tomato juice. Dinner—Baked Belgian Hare; as- mashed. turnips; minced vegetables in gelatin; ice cream. *Eggplant with meat: Peel and cut an eggplant into half inch slices. Line a baking dish with the slices, add a little chopped parsley and celery, and season with small amount of salt. Have ready a half pound of ground round steak which has been run through the meat grinder after it has been broiled in a flat cake form until Dr. McCoy will gladly answer Personal questions on health and diet addressed to him, care of The Tribune. Enclose a stamped addressed envelope for reply. of @ grayish color all the way through. (This preliminary cooking adds flavor and prevents the meat forming to- gether while baking.) Add to baking dish, cover with more sliced eggplant, and sprinkle Melba toast crumbs over the top. Moisten with a half cup of hot water, cover, and bake for 20 minutes, removing cover for the last 5 aan: Serve hot from baking dish. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Leather Poisoning Question: M. K. writes: “I ama shoe worker, and my hands continual- ly become cracked and sore. Doctors have diagnosed it as “leather poison- ing” and say it'cannot be cured. I use benzine, ether, etc., to clean shoes, and wonder if this has something to do with it.” Answer: The cracking of your hands is probably due to loss of the natural oil from the use of the ether and benzine. Try soaking the hands in hot epsom salts baths twice a week, 15 to 20 minutes at a time. Follow this by rubbing with olive oil. The oil should be used on the hands every day after contact with ether, benzine or other fat solvents. If possible, use rubber gloves while engaged in this work. Arsenic Question: Mrs. T. J. asks: “In what manner would arsenic have a tonic effect in clearing up pimples and improving the complexion?” Answer: Arsenic has a definite ef- fect upon stopping skin eruptions, but I do not recommend the form used ip medicines. There is a slight amount of arsenic in carrots when used unpeeied. Use a properly bal- anced diet and a liberal amount of raw carrots. You will then get the same effect as you would from taking the medicinal arsenic, and have no bad results. Calcium Growth Question: K. M. writes: “Am told I have a calcium growth on a joint in one of my small toes. Can you tell MOTHER NATURE'S CURIO SHOP 7 WEIGH ~ : ONE OUNCE... me if there is any external applica- tion I can use to remove it?” Answer: By a calcium growth you probably mean a growth upon the bone in your toe. Sometimes deposits ot a rheumatic nature may form, giv- ing it the appearance of being a bone growth. Of course, I could not diag- nose your case without examining you. If it is a real bone growth, probably the only thing would be surgery. VISIT TO SENATE On May 1, 1917, Vice Premier Viviani, Marshal Joffre and Ambas- sador Jusserand visited the United States Senate chamber to pay the re- Spects of the French government. A demonstration followed such as had not been witnessed since Lafay- ette was the guest of the United States in 1822. The senators clapped hands deafeningly and rose, tne gal- leries shouted more deafeningly still and rose, leaning forward and wav- ing, while members of the House/ standing at the back of the chamber, surged forward. The visitors shook hands with Vice President Marshall and stood beside him, looking with evident pleasure at the wild scene before them. When the applause had lasted for several es Mr. Marshall tapped for or- ler. When M. Viviani concluded his ad- dress to the Senate, shouts of “Joffre! Joffre!” filled the chahber, and the marshel turned and said with a smile: “I do not speak English.” Then raising his right hand, he called out, “Vivent les Etats-Unis!” With a military salute he was gone. ——— BARBS | oe With the Babe out because of in- juries, baseball is indeed a Ruth-less Sport. x ek * If there’s anything in a name, John Drinkwater, the writer, should make @ fine propagandist for the prohibi- tionists. * ek Married couples don’t realize they’re in a tight fix until they move into a modern apartment, * oe x The man who blows his own horn, says the office sage, is the only one! who thinks he’s tootin’ right. x * * A seven-foot man has been elected mayor of Berlin to succeed a mayor jlately involved in a scandal. On the assumption, perhaps, that he’s too big to stoop to petty politics. * * * Members of the British House of Commons have been denied free matches. Now you know what the burning issue is before the House. *x* * * Asked how she was getting along, the facetious telephone operator re- plied, “O, just plugging along.” * * Al Capone’s 10-year-old son, Tony, ; may go to school in Ireland. And will ‘he leave on his teacher's desk each morning a nice, big pineapple? (Copyright, 1931, NEA Service, Inc.) Quotations i eee I am fervently in favor of silent banquets.—Ambassador Charles G. Dawes. x * * It is not unlikely that in the next 50 years America will be divided into two worlds: the world of Peter and the world of Pan.—Rev. Fulton Sheen. {” Stickler Solution i Teague player, not omy Rushe wanted to be a big ee cing, was ie his —— ‘He ages, i} Ca Bea ids suddenly section. showing me spanking Thornton Fos shoes! There were photographs our San Guardo team and many oer But the headlines were a wow! “young Brother ‘of ‘Big Boy’ Rushe Usiableé to Hide His Identity,” / was one headline across both pages. i “Coming Star Pitcher Publicly Spanks Multi-millionaire,” was an- other of the headlines. “HOME - RUN KING'S KID BROTHER MAY SOME DAY FACE HIM IN BIG LEAGUE GAME.” ‘That was a headline that cer- tainly interested me. ‘Would it ever happen? It seemed a far from the little Orange League out in California to the major player crowd. At any rate, I had been wise in using my right name, for the secret ‘was out now. “Ben Ridley,’ minor [ed hurler, proves to be kid brother of Harry Rushe, the home-run ft was the way one paper And the stories about the spank- ey were laughable enough. DOll ‘Dawson's letter was ‘The old show was still runnin; going to close before long. id well. My little investment had en & corker. I got reports every few months from my New York lawyer. I had share, check up on box office re- ports and the lke. I had to stand for quite a lot of Kidding because of the newspaper articles, folly. Mavis Merrill was back after a visit with Frisco friends. oe Lens me about the news- 7 fe" Pi Se “Wroa 5 tuld my friends that it was not only all true, but that I saw it, they were astonished. They always believed that such stories were mere fiction,” she sald. We chatted for a while. She asked me if I intended to go back East during the winter. “I didn’t know but what I would take up fruit growing in a serious way,” I declared. “Baseball is all that could be serious about, Bert,” she declared. “You'd be st i—I_ could be lous about you.” t a terrible effect I have on you!” She was laughing at me. With most ls I could have handed out a or two and been | juite at ease, but not with Mavis. was so much in love with her that I was afraid of her. “I might study fruit ee insisted, “if you would give me a few tips now and then.” “I shall be in Europe,” she told me. And that took all the joy out of first I everything. — of was that Thornton Fos- | The Queen Valley boys lost two of men. One got into trouble and had to wpped to fourth very The ‘Danvilles’ came up but it left us with the Avaldas as our nearest contestants and at the eldealy too near for comfort” c ly near for comfort. Perhaps it was because @ new and clever manager, couplec with the fact that Fosdick was away and couldn’t mess things up, for he didn’t know any more about han- dling @ baseball outfit than a fish knows about shoes, Mr. Merrill was worried For of win any other than won it. Now there was a big chance that the same old team carry off the honors. Nor was I feeling any too happy. T had a sere y that aes spite Mavis Merrill's ess— But the big goof, was" abroa ie was al forced over Mavis’ eet uncle because of the crazy way he tried to trouble us and to queer me. avis was going over! ‘Undoubt 7, they . I imagined all sorts of things, and it didn't help me mm the least, Finally ‘it came to a tie y pretty proposed. an- other girl I was madly in love with Seemed to have no use for me, m the of the final seemed dis- “I wonder,” I said, “if I couldn't “T am sure could,” she said, and her eyes, were laughing at me sett mem Soak they banoet fruit over there in winter ex- cept. far south.” ‘Oh,” I said, feeling embarrassed § older brother, Harry, ¢ because he loved th une at it, bu le quits)college, takes another name ant i guia thrilling experiences. Fils iaentity i ES, I was certainly “in the papers”! One had a double page display in the Sun The central figure was_an_ imaginary Te’ had | him handle my . ‘Home tow ed plays in some le: = it the g2me. He f but his people canzot make = Co a Enown as “The ‘pitching in the newspapers. day magazine drawing dick with one of my of myself and of Fosdick, of 4 tant sound. | oper Pete's. ae I believe the fool _is coming in. perm wi ” Mavis ¢ . ae haps that didn’t make me feel Bory to hear her call Fos- ick a fool! ate had evidently decided that he wouldn’t stay away any longer, “A everything had blown over. le wanted to be in the limelight ‘He marched in with his band. His wat ivory Beate isa forms cially for the occasion, os Psuddenly had a swell Hod youldn’t, be called tor forty fixe ‘minutes, I consulted Sam pa rill. He hesitated at first and en consented. 1 jumped into a cat i Pudge Waters and drove the few blocks to the business street, While I went to my room and got some of those double-page newspaper spreads with the drawings of me spanking Fosdick, Waters was busy ing. ai four placards made with these newspaper spreads pasted on them and tacked on sticks. Seer ea reat [Parade of the Clowns'_| Pudge had secured harmoncas, fish horns, ocarinas, toy dru squeaking toy trumpets, & triangle and other silly instruments, In our quarters under the grand stand we rigged up, fitted up our band, raed in the dirt until we were all dusty, and Lip mae a march, It gota great yell! We. alan circle the field, bu marched back and forth close tott bleachers and grand stand, vith poy hoc per cap turned 50 ey could be seen. : We uawked and squealed, tin- kled and tooted on our silly insru- ments until the whole mob wai in an uproar, Even the section of Avalda fins had to laugh at us. Fosdick sat back and scowled. | Some of his players were grinning, i but most of them were sore. ; , On the second time around, ss 1 followed Waters, in the lead, and played that ancient “Hot Time in the Old Town” on the shrill tin fife | Thad selected, Mavis Merrill stood up at salute until we passed, vith | not a smile on her face. | _ “I believe,” Sam Merrill said when | when we got igi to go out ind | warm up, “that this bit of foolsh- { oess is a big help—it sure ham't | made Fosdick’s players feel any too good and the mob is with us.” Well, we were soon to find ou. Red Flannigan found Jim Cnw- tey’s first speed ball. Not so good for the opening I thought, but it was so neatly fielied that he was out at first by a fon He started an argument and vas almost put out of the game by the umpire. r five innings we fought that game, and Jim Crowley pitcher. all through the five. The Avaldas were two ahead of us, however. _1 went into the box full of cme fidence. Three to one wasn't so lad but what it could be overcome. And then their first man up wien I was in the box socked it for fur and trotted all around, Four to one in the sixth! f looked like a sure-enough (e+ at. But baseball being what it 5, there is still a chance that Berts team will come through, You wil learn whether or not it does whm you read tomorrow's installment of “The Pitching Fool!” Ard Bert asks Mavis an importa o ion—what is her answer? (Copyright, 1929, Graphic Syndicate, Ite.) ——_______L., S. W. Burleigh J e i | By KATIE D. STEWART t * Ronald Nicholson is spendin; lee veins his sister Anna, cen falcolm Bruce and daughter of [paolo sen the week-end vsile ing friends and relatives - ae of this vi. Lynne Gramling, who recently ree turned from Colorado visited relatves io cls zeae, and Monday, ‘as Snyder is helping Lee Malar. pat in his crop, sis J lames Brown spent a few ie cape pectean, home str veins elping his uncle i nent le do some sping Malcolm Nicholson visited ae and Norman Stewart ten Gunter. He also called on his ster The Stewartsdale Mission: ciety will be held at the hom “ot Mr. and Mrs. Wm, McDaald Facies’ Aa of Glencoe met at the nome. G Mr. Bod, Mrs. Knudson Wed- Vernon and Loren Gramling bes ers Monday. aa Ss. Mallard _ visj Chas. Mallard home Monday" pie Johnnie Becknall, Ernest and Ronald Nicholson visited with x man Stewart Sunday. ie? “You get what you Pay for,” hotel ad. Not + mys a with bath, ©°* You Pay for a mom FLAPPER. FANNY SAYs Re inran Al