The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 1, 1931, Page 12

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, MAY 1, 1981 OH MIN! Lill WHAT BECAME ¥ ACK = i br haere . . OF THE BOTTLE YOu WE Just i 7 STERDANY: ? lo THE DRUG STORE- ! se sun GRC USED THE FOR SOME MORE USED THAT UP MEDICINE FOR ; aay GOLIATH = OS 3 PAL! ‘OU STOP SNUDGIN’ PUNCH RES. U. 8. PAT, OFF. ©1931 BY MEA SERvice, INC. “I'm always pulling some boner. 1 could have had that job if I hadn't mentioned being a college graduate.” | NOW YOU TELL ONE BENNY FACTOR DECLAIMS ! THE MYSTERIOUS EXTRA Congress could not be as dull as) A six-year-old was on the rampage some of the speeches. jfor information, “Aunt Emily,” he The government could create jobs|queried, “who are my forefathers? enough but the trouble is that most | There's daddy, God and George idle fellows want positions. Washington, but who's the fourth * I've never yet had a person whisper | one?"—Boston Transcript. anything to me that was worth lis- tening to, RENDERED UNCONSCIOUS The easiest way to blind a girl or} «1 nad a fall last night which left woman is to throw gold dust in her|me unconscious for eight hours,” eyes. “Mercy, Ol re If you drive right and walk right Ea and youliare’tup/and/eround . so soon?” you won't be left in a hosptial—The | “yes is wasn't bad, I just fell Pathfinder. asleep.”—Chicago News. FRECKLES \ FINGER PRINTS, j But if washington State has! Anyway we have laws to hamstring) AND HIS ? shipped only five million boxes of ap- | and handicap everybody except vod FRIENDS \\V Tat Tuc croox } ples, where did the other jobless men | inals, \WHO STOLE OLD i mn? get theirs at this seaso: MAN HECToR'S es Yeau..TUaT FARBAR | ws wei. | Detective ‘| wasnt / STEELE Leaves ELKMART WHO TUE CRoow 1S, 1 KNOW WHO To LooK FOR... AND IF You HADNT FOUND THAT CRUTCH. I'D IX STun Be Wovee J] ao \WITH THE STATION AGENT AND THEN THE CHASE GEGING.... . be handled “/HAT'S THE USE | saath’ SARE, ene: Billy, | Feeney ou Tegel must never do anything you are Nnod 4d Z R. ashamed for the world to see. 87 feet # ‘nt—Yes. It's all down now.—| “Billy Ooh, Goody! Then I won't ‘Lloyd Tad. have to take any more baths, will re] A Surprise! Open Road. , vault ity the poor who can't afferd ex- A } dashe.'t y e ventilating machines and sloMis; get their fresh air through the ~Qeracks. Vlivao’s theory that the world is scuare and flat turned out to be half} right, anyway. Among the things that change defi- nitions of morality are time, place. and a million dollars. TALK IS CHEAP Smith—Your wife is talking of go- jing to Europe this summer. Going to} 5 9 fal —ticver...... 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