The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 12, 1928, Page 4

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All rights of republication of all other mat- ‘ter herein are also reserved. (Offleial City. State and County Newspaper) Baseball King Baseball regained his throne yesterday *to reign for another eight months in renewed ‘splendor. Of all monarchs he alone as the years roll by loses none of his traditional pub- ic favor. For Americans the year comprises five seasons—baseball, spring, summer, fall ‘and winter—but the greatest of these is the ‘season of baseball. What other season of the year is looked forward to. with as much expec- “tation and yearning as that of the great »American game? i Not all of the one-hundred-and-fifteen mil- lions of men, women and children in the United «States are all-year-round or all-season-round «baseball enthusiasts, but is there one who does ‘not realize the triumphant coming of the three great days of the baseball calendar, which ‘are the opening day of the season and the +first and last days of the world series? ‘Spring and fall mean little to the baseball far ‘except that they herald the coming of the first ‘game of the season and of the world series, re- “Brectively. :,. There have been some, albeit few, who have *depreciated the greatest sport of the Ameri- -cans, Have they not overlooked the advap- : tages it provides for millions of humans to get ‘out-of-doors for a part of at least one hot aft- ‘ernoon a week, to thrust themselves into an “all-diverting amusement, to get together as a ‘great community and with one thought? Have :the opponents of baseball overlooked the ver- -ity that loyalty and patrjotism are general, «that loyalty to the home team is made of the -same cloth as loyalty to one’s town and coun- try? “| It is as natural for peoples to have their na- “tional pastime as to have their religions, po- litical beliefs, and other national character- istics. Baseball is a distinctive characteristic sof the American people. When Fetters Gall + A watchman on a steamship pier in Phile- ‘lelphia says he can tell when spring has come \ without looking at the calendar, the thermom- :eter or even the weather. ‘ As soon as spring approaches, this watch- —No. 4—Secretary Hoover a ke * * * Editor’s Note: This, the first of four articles describng Sec- retary of Commerce Herbert as a politician he paigner, Hoover, is the fourth in a series of Presidential Campaign Portraits written for the Trib- une by Robert Talley. The second article on Mr. Hoover will appear tomorrow. BY ROBERT TALLEY ashington, April 12.—The world knows Secretary of Commerce Hoover, Food _Administra- tor Hoover, Bel- gian Relief Com- missioner Hoover, Flood Relief Di- pad, looks sullen of the shock. tion with the ana Perhaps that is the reader. Presidential Campaign Portrait: ‘PLAIN’ MR. HOOVER Mystery Stories, Fishing His Hobbies It is hard to imagine him as a cam- He shakes hands limply, usually talks with his eyes on the floor or while marking idly on a his office force probably would die | Has Analytical Mind Hoover approaches every ques- engineer. Statistics, facts and prob- lems are his meat. that most detective stories are dull because their so-called “mystery” plots are too easily fathomed by 'man finds that a horde of boys besets his pier. They try to sneak past him to get aboard the steamers that dock there; caught, they admit that the urge to travel is on them, and talk {of shipping as seamen for Rio, Capetown or Ternate. When spring passes they bother him no more, and in the fall and winter he does not see them. But next spring they swarm about just as before. It would be interesting to consider the or- | igin of this yearning for movement that ar- |Yives with the spring. All of us are subject jto it. When the wind gets mild and caressing {and the dawn is an early tonic, we want to wander. It is not without significance that | May lis the great moving day in the city. Un- able to venture to distant lands, the citizen compromises by moving into the next block but one. The spring beguiles him into think- ing that it will be pleasanter there. All of this has a meaning. The winds of April blow the mists of custom from our eyes and we can see better. We discover that we have been shamefully cheated of our heritage. We were born to lofty chances and broad fields; yet behold! Here we are, somehow, cooped up in shops and offices, or ghained to niggardly farms, spending our lives in prosaic toiling, getting and spending, and never once having so much as a glimpse of that rich, unfettered | life of which we know we are capable. So, naturally enough, we want to go away. Below the equator, surely, the bonds of this workaday world will not be so tight. We have been defrauded of our patrimony here at home; perhaps if we venture to Siam or Socotra we can get justice. i Well; we can’t go, and that ends it. But at! least we know. No one can tell us, in the! spring, that the chief end of existence is to store up dollars and mind the catch-penny maxims of thrifty starvelings. We are sons of eternity, and life is everlasting, free and noble. Let the fetters of circumstance hold us never so tightly, that knowledge is: ours. We know our rights, even if we can’t get them. 1 Editorial Comment The Floundering of Mr. Fall (Minneapolis Journal) Albert B. Fall, admitting that his first story about the hundred-thousand-dollar “loan” was false, now tells another story, which Senator Reed Smoot and former Senator Irvine Len- root swear is just as false. Whether Fall “covered up” with the knowl- edge or advice of somebody else, would seem to be beside the point. That he did it because of the obvious interpretation that would be put on the knowledge that he received money in any form from the beneficiary of the Elk Hills oil transaction, is admitted, too. It is hard to see how Fall’s latest story helps his case in the least. When he needed money in large sums, he got it from the two men to whom he had leased the oil reserve. That might be just a coincidence, albeit a strange one. But both the “loan” from Doheny and the “sale” of an interest in his ranch to Sinclair were cloaked in all the secrecy with which a yegg- }man normally shrouds a midnight visit to a | village bank. Something more than a coinci- dence there. uncle’s farm between Burlington and Cedar Rapids in Cedar county. Tells of Early Life Hoover today tells of the old swimming hole under the willows down by the railroad bridge, of coasting down Cook's hill on sleds in icy winter, of catching rabbits in a figure-four trap and how, when fishing with a butcher string line and hooks that cost 10 for a dime, the boys used to spit on the bait for “good luck.” “And there never was a__ better cook than Aunt Millic,” Hoover says. “I have since caten pre- is a poor success, but is merely shy. If he ever slappe: back or laughed BY RODNEY DUTCHER Washington, April 12.—Senator George W. Norris of Nebraska has gone out home to help renominate and elect his colleague, Senator R. Beecher Howell. He is one of the most valuable sen- ators on these premises, but one of the poorest spellbinders. His mind and most of his record are that of a civil engineer. His interest in ipally-owned public utilities led— or forced—him into politics. No man’s soul is stirred when Howell speaks. He resembles Hoover in that he is more at home before a group of engineers or other men in- terested in facts and figures rather than words. He knows his stuff. different types, each admires the other, which is more than is true of most pairs of senators, Norris carries more conviction in speeches than almost anyone else and he is such an idol to Nebraska voters that his efforts probably would save Howell if nothing else would. Each can SUnpORE the other whole-heartedly, for they nearly al- ways vote the same way. 8 « Both are independent Republi- cans. Nebraska, the state of the late William Jennings Bryan, ap- parently doesn’t take party labels too seriously. Her six representa- tives in the House . include three Democrats, two Republicans and one “Free Democrat.” The “Free Democrat” is Edgar B. d anybody on the| sumably the very best food in the| Howard. He is the only one listing real loud, halt of) world as well as the worst, but, 1| Himself so in the Congressional am able to say nov that if all the) “MCs: 9 Penk Desens?” cooks of Iowa are up to Aunt Mil- nak Howacd: lie’s standard—she’s a dear lady now, far aloag in years— then the gourmets of the world should leave Paris for Iowa, at least for Cedar county.” Fishing is today Hoover's great- est hobby, Lots of week-ends he camps down on Chesapeake bay, a short drive from Washington. old lytical mind of an why he complains “Just watch me and maybe you'll see,” says Howard. va ee Perhaps the reason Howell, the engineer, can’t easily engineer his reelection is. that he to spend his time in Washington. Hoover, the engineer, is now try- er Church ing ta show that a good engineer WASHINGTON LETTER Howell probably needs the help.| and management of Omaha’s munic-| Although Howell and Norris are} his |* Yeu! Probably with radio announcers ‘STRAIGHT -AND- NARROW CHALK-LINE. ben RUNNING FOR, ~— OFFICE AIN'T WHAT rr USED] ~stoee! ae ey Ri ay ties | judged bv the number of delegates | he now has under his belt. | Washington for months ha3 spec- ulated as to just who was running the Hoover campaig: With j many “Hoover str. ts” here or Work, Senator s, Harry New, Bascom Slemp, George Akerson, and so on—-it was supposed that they all formed a rd of strategy and made deci-) theory one-man | ment had it all over the} other kind. Lately the word has crept out that the manager of the Hoover cam-! paign was none other than I:nover, the engineer—Hoover, the organ izer, ° il | BARBS if rh It’s hard to be serious these days, but if you want to see an old-fash- lioned, conscientious, earnest expres-| jsion come over a man’s face, just/ ask him how he makes his hom brew. ’ eee | Jungle law rules the coal industry, | says an operator, And with perhaps a blind tiger here and there in it, too. | ses They're selling theatre tickets in London on the installment plan now. If the priee of seats continues to go up in this country, pretty soon you'll have to offer a first mortgage on| the home as a down payment, e ° Secretary Davis says there are 1,874,050 idle men in the country. {excepted. 8 . A doctor says there is very little danger of infection from metal cook- \ing utensils. But of course you have ‘to take care of any wound. ° A Chicago judge decided a mar- riage, performed by a captain on the high seas was valid and binding as :be romantic with your husband. jings when the thriller you married Darling Mom: Please don’t say anything to Mother Meredith about Florence return home. ing the time of our lives and there isn’t anything to worry about be- cause Florence realizes that Mi- chello is no for any individual wom- an. He belongs to the ladies en masse. But what if she did take a little flier in romance? A girl has to fall in love some time and I think it would be marvelous for her to have him in her memory when she's married to some earn- est man whose greatest thrill in life is making the nineteen holes in par, or taking his boss to dinner. You know what marriage does to love! It’s simply impossible to He'd think you were silly or want- ed a new dress. And gosh what a shock it is to your esthetic feel- lets his face rest! Alan does it on Sunday mornings occasionally. Says constant shaving is painful. Every time I see Alan with a young beard I thing of Norman- he was always so beautifully sha’ en, Of course .I know that should he marry, his wife wilt suffer, no doubt, the same as I do but at least I can always remember him with a skin I loved to touch. If Florence gets a crush on Mich- ello she'll be glad of it some day, It’s really the chance of a lifetime if she can interest him because he’s so different from other men. Think of the kick she'll get out of telling about “when I was’ mad over Mich- ello.” And from what Florence said of the evening she spent with him I don’t wonder, She hardly knows what they ate; DISORDERS OF METABOLISM The word “metabolism” simply is the a second, there is a perversion of fat metabolism, called obesity. And in the third, Bese the Locthoiery of poe | metabolism, luciny rheumatism. All of the ireases of this group are in epoastate ae one another, el clinically, Each is characterized by an inability on the part of the or- ganism to convert sugar, fat, or al- bumin in a normal manner. There is such an intimate connection be- tween the metabolic perversion in these three groups that we often see combinations of diabetes and obesity of diabetes and rheumatism, or of rheumatism and ity, or even all three together. In diabetes the first important thing to do is increase the general iti tient; secondly, to substitute protein as much as pos- sible for the carbohydrates, and then to build up the patient’s strength so that metabolism in general will be- come more perfect. In obesity the essential thing to do is to cut down on the quantit; of food. In this way the body wiil be encoura; to use up its fat reserve, and a reduction of weight is bound to be produced. Starches, sugars, and fats should be reduced to the minimum, and the patient must be urged to use a plentiful amount of all the greens, both cooked Seen ie 8 limited ene of proteins, such as meat, fish, eggs, fowl, ete, Exereise should be in. creased, as this will assist metabol. ism and, while hardening the ‘mus- cular tissues, it will destroy many of the fat cells. Where perversion of metabolism results in rheumatism, the first im- portant thing to do is to rid the sys- tem of all the extra toxic material which has accumulated, such as the uric acig@ poisons, etc. This can best be &complished through taking a strict fruit fast. The fast should s if one expects to entirely free himself of the ac- cumulated uric acid and inorganic elements that have been precipitated in certain parts of the body. After all soreness has left the tissues and veer the eae aie re- sumed very carefully, and only good combinations of foods used. One THURSDAY, APRIL 12, 1928 ith tendency to rheumatia diseases, must not Be afraid of usin, limited quantities of flesh foods, b ronal tions on health and diet, addrened 0 him. care of Tribune. sf sta’ addressed must restrict himself carefully in the use of carbohydrates. In all of these diseases of faulty metabolism, the general bodily strength must be increased by sys- tematic physical culture exercises, and by taking long walks each day in addition to the proper dietary treatment. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS barat W. K. writes: “Kind- ly inform me if there is any way of helping me. I have terrible head pia and am very hard of hear- Answer: Your head noises are doubtless due to catarrh of the inner ear which also causes your deafness. Send a large, self addressed stamped envelope for my article, “Those Mys- terious Ear Noises.” Question: Mrs. I. O. asks: “Do our bodies require milk? If so, when should we drink it?” Answer: Milk is a wholesome food if used properly, but of course is not absolutely necessary, as other foods can supply the same elements. Study the menus published in this column each Saturday, and you will soon learn how to use milk properly. Question: Inquirer asks: “Will you kindly advise me what would be the cause of stiffness and soreness in the side of the neck? Might this be the result of cold or do you think it might come from a hurt? Is it a form of rheumatism or neuralgia, and what treatinent would you ad- vise? I have suffered from this condition for six months. Have tried rubbing with different kinds of liniments, also used hot applications without any good results.” Answer: Go to an osteopath or chiropractor and get his opinion. An X-ray picture of your neck vertebrae and a personal examination will surely disclose the cause of your trouble. Question: Mrs. G. S. asks: “Is ie paraffin oil a safe laxative to eT Answer: Paraffin oil may be used as an intestinal lubricant, but can- not be considered a laxative. It is a safe thing to use while you are correcting constipation through re- moving its cause. in one by one. Michello told Flor- ence it spoils the flavor of any food to eat it with another. The idea may be all i a if you're making an evening of the dinner as they were. It took three hours to eat it, but Florence says she doesn’t know where the time went. Any man who can fill three solid hours with fascination is worth fall- ing in love with even if it is hopeless from the start. Don't you think s0, Mom? Heaps of love, MARYE. NEXT: The ae of past loves. (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) {IN NEW YORK | New York, March 12.—For many a year “the Village” has wondered what became of “Tiny Tim.” He was a character of characters in ? Quarter; when Floyd Dell and Edna St. Vincent Millay were putting it on the map; when Guido Bruno's agave was a ie te alppolyte: Havel and the brigande ap) iah-looki Marchand of Romany Maries; bond Doct, and Poly Holiday, who candy” could do very well just now. eee Believe it or not—but just a few feet from where the middle-aged and highly respectable-looking wom- an sells Birth Control papers on Broadway, a middle-aged man has taken up his stand. He sells “The Matrimonial News.” Recently some of the imaginative young men of the “main stem” con- cocted a tale of romance between them which, had it been true, would have tied anything O. Henry in- vented. sees The newest thing on Broadway is a feminine “sandwich man.” She is the first to carry a sign in this belt day upon day. GILBERT SWAN. (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) em dy A THOUGHT | _ For the fashion of this world passeth away-—l Gor. 7:31, Fashion is the science of appear- ances, and it inspires one with the desire to seem rather than to be.— Chapin. Attends can engineer a presidential nomina- + rt i i Tan the most famous cafe Man- rector Hoover and) Perhaps that is why, in address- Wie the crphaned boy was 10, tion. One observes that Hoover is Bone waked a zanna a2: her ne ee ont tee toed ee ae hattan will ever see; of Ed-| At Grunberg, Germany, in the a lot of other of-| ing the Izaak Walton League, he ane er uncle took him to Oregon| wisely refraining from: roaring his way. Islander servant and the food was|Watds and his inevitable cigar-box| ame parallel of latitude as New- aa Hoovers, jeu maid een are cay a in this phi ey 7a. spaying 8 fuer own praises from itform up % eee brought ia just one thing at a time.| Ukuleles; of Alfred Kroymborg, poet, iegetient: face ihe. a northern - ory intro- year: “5 x le ract- . Be di 2 ‘ . 2 i duces iain Mr.| fish, “livided smnonget 120,000,000 ed the uncle to Salem and and down the countryside. Ee just] Well, it's almost the time of year|No bread or butter or water. She| nd, essayist, and all the old-time young | si i it = 4 o Hoover, people, which: is not so much as|Hoover worked in his real | sits here in Washington and.engi-|when ‘the piano and davenport|thinks they had some kind of small; ¥ho’s who. Pe estate| neers—with what siccess may be NOTICE OF MORTGAGE FORE- Mr. Hoover, now| you might think at first, for it is| office there, ———_— ee lshanie corners. itil) towh Riven the vegetables came then, S hereby given that. that out in the front as| only 4.1 fish per person, and it} In Salem, young Hoover joined wet poss says 1 hen, Tin 7 Tie Bee paskin aneaeee Yexecuted and ‘de- Fi 5 ._, _@ presidential can-| includes the little ones as well, and| the Quaker church, and even ‘today to cater eae ee j «, didate, lives in a big house a few| each of us eat 1,095 times a year.”| he still holds his “birthright” (as OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern |} bus trade. He would in with! 4. “Raymond,” mortgagee, dated’ the ¢ s doors from the old S street mansion} Hoover is the busiest man in| the Quakers call it) and pays his shoulder tray slung over his arm|26th day of April, A. D., 1917, an of Woodrow Wilson, who was his| Washington and probably holds’ dues there, although he attends a ’ and a great number of little pack-| filed for record in the office of the neighbor for several years. He is| more important positions than any | Quaker church in Washington. ty ly. This candy was little Burleigh Gnd state of North Daiota, 54, muscular, does not play zolf,| other man in the world, Into the real estate office one y more than usual variation onjon the 2nd day of May, A. D. 1917, has two sons—Allen, a junior at| In addition to being secretary of |day chanced a roving mining en- jelly beans, but Tiny Tim called them | $P4, duly, recorded, in wane RY ‘Leland _ Stanford, commerce, he is president of the|Sineer—a sort of a Trader Horn, “soul candy.” This was a day, you| closed ty tals af the premises in such yand Herbert American Child Health Association; | With an alluring story. Hoover wee : recall, when the Village went] mortgage and hereinafter described, * Hoover, Jr. tak- chairman of the American Relief | listened and immediately he de- ses in for that sort of thing, “soul/ St the front door of the court house ¢ ing a postgraduate Association Children’s Fund; cl cided to become a mining engincer. mates,” “soul candy” and all that.|foigh, and State of North Dakota at : * course in man of the Commissjon for Relief |He had saved $200 and with t YY yy tYHpy im would give a great line of| the hour of two o'clock P. M. on ‘the Be of Belgium; chairman of the St.| he set out for Leland Stanford Uni- J ty GU +0 mystical chatter with his jelly beans.| 3f¢ 487 of May. A. D.. 1928, to satisty Lawrence Waterway Commission; Seay, then recently opened, to 50 waxed prosperous and, the day of eaten The m4 hairman of Better Homes in Amcr-| Work his way through. 4 when times changed in the Village, | described in such mortgage and which ica; honorary president of the Izaak| Earned Way Through School GREAT CAESAR! dropped out of sight. A year OF| Jotorived sy ines tng same are Walton League; member of the cen-| It has been said that at Stanford! % 23 801 reported seeing him The Southeast quarter tral committee of the American| Hoover earned extra money by “Vv SOMETHING the highways of Los Angeles {SE1-4) of section six (6) id Cross and a trustee of waiting on tables and taking care HAS GONE igh io thirty-eleht” Gise), north negie Institute and Stanford Uni-| of babies of various professors, but > AMISS ¢0 2 ee of range seventy-nine versi Hold. High, Pacith he did neither of these things—al- p sand The other day, sit in one of Pa motte dhe Firth I ig! ‘ositions though he did nearly every other THE DRATTED fee a containing one hundred . e past he has been presi, kind of job that could be imagined, someone told of hearing of Tiny Tim and sixty (160) acres of the American Institute of Mi He org: a system of col- GAS- VALVE. gossip sleuths who more OF loss according to ing Engineers and has held dozens| lecting and delivering the students’ MECHANISM tas wander the earth. Tim, I was told, ee en f etter sigh Positions, including| laundry. He became impresario in ts? You'D is now out in fon Diego. For a time} There will be due on such mortgage that of chairman of ‘the European hiring lecturers and musicians to Stuck, AND SUITS 3 xe Nous he had sold his “soul candy” in| $t, the date of sale the sum of One a e | Food Control and a member cf the| come from San Francisco and give KEEPS INFLATING HAVE “To SEND A Hollywood, putting his lous| and 372100 Dollars (ot s87 a ee Allee’ Ba Economic Council concerts. He did clerical work in ‘BALLOON UP-“To chatter over on the arty newcom-| with the legal conte and fees of fore: and the World War Debt Commis- | the college office as a third means THE surt is Him! to screenland. Then he sogere, A Reguier Man sion. of revenue, EGAD, THis RESCUE HIM? study up on. the metaphysical.| sted March 21, 20928. See, fer erin? Hoare sits be-| He has been fe: nted honorary| Once, it is recorded, Hoover and Angeles and its environs *ATortgagee. a. big, fiat »_old-fash. for public service by 36] a student f engaged Pader- is A noted for fads in cults, er & Tillotson, . hie 3: holds forcign go Ss} ewski to give @ concert, ewski’s fee was $2000. “TERRIBLE, MESS, Now! ! Pader- . As the con- =f |-fash- | de; desk at the ment of rtarition and colle Bullng, puting on aj eight gold medals from “Attorneys for Mortgs Bismar. 4 North Dal ” B Tiny Tim applied himself 4 (asti-a9 “obetseis-24) iat has seen days. ernments, technical and educational] cert drawing ; My. Hoover entertains inti- societies and is an honorary citizen| two tenn poo Ce ath ar heed f his home (he /of’ Bel; nia, Fialand, Poland and| that they had just $400 less than of ling cult. name had formal social events when- atory goes that King| that amount in the office, uddenly been from Tim to ) he can) or lies awake until] George offered him @ knighthood i Neither could borrow a cent. They tas ans tesmnes Maser timer al ; 1 reading detective Britain Decome © citizen of Great] went to Phderewaki and laid their I recall it, his real name had been BEEF Britain. predicament before him. or : } , Lrg 'org Pinerse’s neers The great pianist was generous And fee pete talng’ like season, ns be om —o— ¢ wih peP egal H ariens and ed. He told has been initiating a oo ore We cutting $ story, , 5. Van ission, so that ing into the| IMB clat lot of young, graiuted Dine, pe mers eiela, he! after all expenses had been paid and No longer that have been on full d y the boys were able to realize a which some feed since Nov. Ist, ‘ Case; slight pref, for themselves, It He has m the producer to g in this Hoover that gratitude for this kindly } F scllent A) | raphy. He bas read Emil ‘was one of the reasons for “Goality and lores, & y works, and s tnusually energetic food bg saa ‘ sh relief work in ind in the dark days right after the World War. Ae