The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 3, 1918, Page 7

aa, y “ io w of why L oan y: | AWAY WITH ALL GROUCHES Mr...Blinkinton’s Great Scheme Would | Make World a “Thing of Beauty and a Joy _Forever.” “I have long meditated,” said Mr. Bunkintoa, “a plan for canning, bot- tling or otherwise storing good humor, high spirits, cheerfulness, aan , “We say of some chap we know that Re foirly bubbles over with good bu- mor, In fact I find myself as a rule in that happy condition, Jyst: to be glive is a joy to me. I am likely most any time to find myself humming a tune or whistling softly, Just overflow- ing with cheerfulness, good ‘spirits, good humor, so with me as # rele; are times even with mé when I. don’t teel that way at all; when things look far trom rosy; indeed I] fancy there are very few people, how- ever ‘cheerful, they ‘may be constita- Yonally, who do not feel blue occar sionally; and what I would like to do would be to be able in some way to store up some of niy exceas cheerful- Bess so that I could keep'a stock of it "by me, and thus be able when I needed i€ to open up a ean or bottle of same to uplift me and tide ne over to my more commonly accustomed’ state of Batural cheerfulness, i*We could use it not only to help Ourselves over periods df depression, Dut we conld use it alge to help other People, : “Yop take the grouchy man in the office who makes everybody around him uncomfortable, Now, suppose that when he came into the office in the morning and began to’ spread ‘his gloom—just suppose I could pull out a drawer in my desk and reach in and uncork a bottle and Iberate a spirit that would permeate the ‘air, that would charge the atmosphere with @ cheerfulness 80 potent that it would | ° fairly change the grouchy man into a man of good humor! ; “My goodness! When I think of the benefit that that use of it would be to the world at large I feel I must not fail to find a way. In fact I now think T can safely promise that Blinkinton’s Condensed Gopd Humor, either in can or‘in bottle form, will be found in the market in the not-far-distant future.” Rationing Leads to Fads. The. bread-ticket decree, just like the rule prohibiting the serving of sugar in cafes and restaupants, hag re- sulted In the contrivance of numer- vusads, writes a Paris correspondent. One man is known to ‘have; become rich in. one month by manufacturing a handy recaptacle for the carrying of four lumps of sugar. Thousands of Parisians bought the little boxes’ and carried their own sugar with them to the cafe; EER x. Now. the rage 1s pocket’ scissors, Bread tickets are issucd on a ‘single card, each-day’s ration being marked out in ‘a one-inch square, dated and stamped with the quantity. The re- wult has been confusion in the restau- rants when the walter demands the ticket, A ‘man introduced a handy patr‘of scissors, and now everybody Is buying scissors, Even the high-class Jewelers of the Rue de la Paix have Joined the competition with expensive models in “de luxe bread ticket cut- ters.” Try This on the Judge, Automobile speeders, caught in the fact and haled to’court, certainly make the most. magnificept liars. Every one of them inyents. new excuses, which actually smashes some well-known tra- dition. Can you imagine a man who had stepped on the gas until it regis- tered 40 declaring that he did it for ‘one purpose only, and that was to hur- ry to his mother-in-law’s home? Court attendants: and spectators who heard this unmarried-man-like admission, gtipped the railing to keep from fall- ing. “That may sound funny, your honor,” explained the speeder, “but it is true.” And then he proceeded to make a second admission only slightly Jesg startling than fhe first. “I helped my wife dry the dishes, and that’s what delayed me.” Of course, the magistrate laughed right out, eald something about ideal state of do» mesticity and permitted the road- burner to get away with it. He was told to go arid speed no more, Was Healthful Winter. Now that it is passed the winter which' we, had slapping us in the face for many months is coming to be studied. The scientists are after it, and making their deductions, The medical people especially are looking at it from the angle of health, The statistics point to the fact that it was g healthful winter. There was less of sickness during the cold weather, and immediately following it, than is usual- ly the case in the winter months, There were fewer epidemics and not nearly so much sickness in general. If the statements of the eclentists could be summed up they would show that while the winter caused a great deal of suffering, due to shortage of | fuel and lack of transportation, it was really a good winter—and benefictal— | Columbus Dispatch. ‘ Flowers for Your Garden. Somebody has said that blue blos- soms are the highest type of the flow- er realm; the commonest flowers, by the same token, being those in yellow hues. Fortunately the ultra-refined blue posies are not difficult to raise and masses of blue flowers are beau- tiful in the garden., But there must be masses or the blue flowers do not show up well. against the green background. You will want plenty of delphininum, bachelor’s buttons, ‘blue Canterbury bells, larkspur and some heliotrope. White flowers may be grown in the fame border with good effect. cau BUY W. 2, S,——— Tve got m Thrift Stamp! ———w w. s. $s —— Dribune Want Pa shells WEDNESDAY, JULY 3, 1918. : DOINGS OF THE DUF |HAVE TRADITIONS OF GLORY ‘| the Third. Ser aRS * SIN;"TOM, OLWIA JUST PHONE ME. “THAT SHE WAS ARRESTED FoR SPEEDING WiTh HER TAXI- WiLL You, 60 RIGHT DOWN TO THE STATION , AND. SEE WHAT You CAN DO i o Tom’s-Influence Was All in His Pocket But He Doesn’t Know It BISMARCK DAILY TRIB BY ALLMAN | You SEE Tom, THEY ARRESTED ME. Y) FoR SPEEDING AND! THOUGHT IF Nav CAME DOWN AND IDENTIFIED Me THAT Your. INFLUENCE 2 MIGHT, GET ME OFF - You WAIT HERE AND ILL SEE THE JUDGE A MINUTE - Nes, YOUNG MAM,oR | MEAN YOUNG LADN, VYou'l HAVE To Your WonoR, \ RESPECTFDLIN Herole Memories of the Past Inspire Many Regiments of the Army of the United States. We have heard of those British regi- ments the “Black Watch,” “Seaforth Highlanders,” “Inniskillen Fusileers,” “Sherwood Foresters,” and, some oth- ers, famous for the long years they have been in existence, for their heroic deeds in past wars, for the traditions that have come down: through genera- tions of soldiers, of what they did at Waterloo,: or ‘Inkermann, or at the slege ‘of Lucknow. ‘Who, outsidé’the army itself, knows: that we-in America have regiments moré than .a.century old, with heroie traditions, too? That fact was brought to: mind the other day by a little news Item" recording the annual dinner in Camp Eagle Pass; Texas, of the off- cera” mess of the Third United States Infantry regiment, and said the item: «Byer ‘since the battle of Monterey, in the Mexican war, when for three days the Third bore'the brunt of a great battle, it has been the custom for the officers to assemble annually for @ regimental dinner.” But the history of that regiment goes away back of that battle in Mex- ico in September, 1847. It goes back over 125: years of active service,’ since fté organization in 1702 as the “Infan- \\\ wt ONLY ONE LASTING CONTRACT Nuptial Agreement Must Be Written In Hearts and Temperament of Contracting Couple. A Western couple, each of whom had been married twice before and twice divorced, have sought to insure the success of their third venture by a jJetajled written contract. It is surely one of’ the most extraordinary pre- nuptial agreements ever’ made," ‘Re- membering the rocks’ upon ‘which their various matrimonial ships have been wrecked-before, they have: care: tully..charted en and mapped out the “course ground them. ‘The con- tract specifically sets forth which one thall ‘build the fires, when the hus- band may bring guests: home to meals, when the relatives of each shall visit them, and-how-the spending-of money, ls to be divided, how often the wife may attend clubs and social func- Hons, Thus they -have arranged, they. think, ‘for every (possible contingency that’may arise In the wedded life of two persons. : ia “Maybe they will find it so. But it takes no pessimistic spirit to suspect that such a contract contains elther, too much or. too little, ‘The possible.trouble of a married,| - couple may be provided against by contract, But it must be a contract ‘not of paper and writing, but of the try of the Third Sublegion.” Four years later it became the Third in- fantry, and #0 it has remained ever alace. This famous regiment was not in the Revolutionary war, but many veterans of that ‘war were in its first organiza: tion. It was part of the first regular army of the United States, and fought in the War of 1812 and in the cam- paigns against warring Creek, Chip- pewa, Slour and Blackfeet Indians, In the days before there was a house or road in Kansas territory it did duty there. It went through the Mexican war, the Civil war and the Spanish- American war. But there is an older regiment than The First regiment of in- fantry was organized in 1789, from ‘a regiment of state troops which fought tinder Washington in the Revolution- ary war, and ‘it is yet in existence, its colonel being Daniel Ik. Howell of Iowa. This regiment hag a history of glori- ous deeds, too; and both these old regiments will have those traditigns a the past to spur them on to great deeds in this war. Indians Making Good Soldiers. At a soldiers’ camp in Texas there 1s ‘a Cherokee, Jesse Fixon: He can't talk English, but he can talk the al- Med language. A few days ago he wanted to convey some message to @ lieutenant, and, using an interpreter and sign Inanguage, he declared he wanted to go to France right away and bayonet the kaiser all by himself. There are some noted members of tle various tribes in service. George Baconrind,’son of Chief Baconrind, of the Osage nation, is a good soldier. and patriotic. His father, back in the Osage country, still wears a blanket. | Herbert Whiteshield, a noted base- ball player, sought by several major league clubs, is inthe army, At one “of the cantonments Major Koehler, long West Point swordmaster, put the men through strenuous exercise. It was play for Indians. Some men were overcome and jad to drop out, but’ not one of the Indians did. The Indians, too, are not only healthy and strong as a race, but they follow all the sanitary regulations in camp. Several Indians have reached the grade of captain. “set Optimistic Thought. Rejoice today, for tomorrow you may be ashes, oy beart and the temperamen, If the hearts be right, all the possi- ble troubles of the pair may be summed. up in a few words. But if these be not right, no possible combina- tion of all the words in the diction- ary can éven Indicate the possible troubles, The marriage contract that means the most need say the least, “Ta love and cherish one another”—here ne WeCC, % Must SAY THAT FoR SHESS Two WEEKS RS min ik i. ere Tribune Wani Ads Bring Resulta. SL DON'T! Tank |) MUST WRITE THE JUDGE A LETTER. OF APPRECIATION is a contract that covers more ground than can definitely be expressed in all the words in the language. If. that. Will not hold good under all contingencies, no other contract will, —Christlan Herald. ts Diarnonds for Slackers. Buying diamonds is the latest way to dodge the income tax. It is ‘said by some of the deglers in white stones that many of our newly rich munitiom,}:, makers have. been salting away dia: monds,: and they admit that. they haven’t seen ‘such prosperous times’ since the famous Kohinoor.was a dew: drop, This. flush. of diamond buying’ indicates the latest word in “caginess” on the part’ of the possessors of the diamond price. And here is ‘the: ans swer: ‘Investments in diamonds are not reckoned In the tally of sources of income. ‘That's’ one of the things tha, framers of the income law tax over- looked. Bonds; yes; automobiles, yes: first and second mortgages, two yeses in the same place, But the money spent in collecting sparklers does not have to be accounted for in the tabu; lation of taxable values. Diamond money is eastly convertible at any time, and it may even yield dividends on the upward trend of the diamond mart, j HAVE MISSED You, Gut SIMUSS" You Now ,| steady increase in the value of the CLASSIFIED ADVERTISIN TRIBUNE CLASSIFIED COLUMN G RATES | Terms Strictly -Cash—No: Copy Without Remittance ‘attached will be inserted. First -insertion, 35 cents; additional insertions without change ‘of copy, 15 cents, Adver- tisements containing: more than each additional word. F. E. YOUNG REAL ESTATE CO. Owing to the high prices for all farm products there is scarcely a thing which will yield larger returns on the investment than farm land besides the land. The greatest land boom the Northwest has ever known will come after the war und we strongly advise jal thinking of raaking an invegtment in lands to do it now. We have the largest lists of any dealers in the county and it is a real pleasure to show our bargains, City Property. ‘ Fire Insurance. Hail Insurance. OFFICE OPEN EVENINGS. F. E. YOUNG REAL ESTATE CO. Telephone No. 7! {J Office In First National BankBidg. J. H. HOLIHAN Real Estate Bargains wOR SA ~House of six rooms and bath, nice trees, close in. East front. A very desiraple home $2,759; $1,000 cash. J. H. HOLIHAN (ucae Block. - + + + Phone 745 : + AGENT—SALESMAN » Live salegmen’ for: strong line’ of | men’s neckwéar on commission. Pay- {ug side proposition for hustlers hand- Ming related lines. Seidman & Co., 467. Broadway, New York. 25 words will be charged at, th e rate of two cents a word for BEST SELECTED FARM LANDS See us—We will save you money Bargains in Bismarck Houses and Lots HARVEY HARRIS & COMPANY J. P. Jackson, Manager Phone 61 HELP WANTED—MALE POSITIONS WANTED POSITION WANTED—Stenographer, \ seven years experience. Box 57. Bismarck N. D. \ \ 6 28.1 wk FIRST CLASS GAS TRACTOR engi- neer wants a position. Ready for work after \ July 10. Good repair man. Write E. P. Gihra, Baraboo, Wis, Rt. 5. 6 25 1 wk MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE—Dining room _ furniture, and good piano. Apply Folsom Jewelry store. 6 28 1 wk. OK SALE—Ford car in good ‘condi- tion. Phone 588R. 72:1 wk FOR SALE—Grocery business in good location in mining and farming vi- cinity. Paying business on cash basis. Going to.war. Address P. O. B. 268, Wilton, N. D. WANTED — Competent bookkeeper. Apply Bismarck Metal and lron ‘Co. Seventh street, north of.tracks. Tel- ephone 599 6 29 at GOMERNMENT NEEDS 20,000 clerks at Washington, Examinations every- where in July. Experience unneces- sary. Men and women desiring gov- ernment positions write for free particulars to J. C. Leonard, (former Civil Service Examiner) 52 Kenois Bldg., Washington. 6 29 1 wk ‘wo young men who can WIANTIED- PORK SALE--A late model Maxwell touring car completely equipped and in good condition. Price $450. See Edgar I. Olsen, ‘Northwest Hotel » N. D. BUICK, model 37, in good condi- tion, for sale cheap for cash. Phone 177. Ege Candle: candler on t if » market. Write for WANTED—Competent girl al house work. Phone 79: gener- WOMAN COOK WANTED at Hotel Underwood, Underwood, N. D. Will pay good wages. 6 25 tt WANTED—ChT_for house: . Mrs. B. M. Tillotson, Phone 809 Fifth street. general 828, T1tt\ 1 for general house-| N. O. Ramstad, 824 Phone WANTED—Gi work. M Fourth street. . 711 wk. &D—Five girls to wrap candy Apply candy stand next to meriy-go-round. = C.° A. Wortham Shows. T21t ROOMS FOR RENT FOR RENT—Modern furnished room for two ladies. Shade trees. Phone 457X or call at 622 8th street. 429 3t ROOMES WANTED | MANTED--Purnished -house--fortwo. weeks by family. with no children. a Henry Halverson, Grand Pa-{ cific. FOR SALE OR RENT— HOUSES “AND FLATS FOR RENT—4 room house, 15th and Rosser Streets. Apply A. Wi. Lucas. 6 28 4t FOR RENT—Three room: tat in mod- ern house. Harvey Harris & Co. 2 5 10 tt ROOMS FOR. RENT—To — gentlemen only. Apply Geo: Gussner, Gussner sono ae, [Stores 3t ‘OR Furnished rooms all modern. ‘Hot water heat. Phone 619L or call 619 6th street. ie Pee er O L208 3 FURNISHED ROOMS: in a modern home. Hot water heat. Phone 619R or call at 621 6th street. : 6°27 lwk FOR RENT—furnishéd rooms for light housekeeping or otherwise if desired. Phone 404K.or call 801 4th) street, or inquire of Geo. W. Little, Second Hand store: 5 13 tt FOR RENT—Large, nicely furnished FOR ENT—7-room modern house. Inquire Harvey Harria & Co. 4 22 tt FOR HENT—Seven room nouse, all modern. Hot water heating. 710 Ave, D: 42 FOR RENT—Six room modern house on Thayer and Second. Also three room house.. Phone 806. re eee ee ae emery Nie Madre FUE) 1 Oo FOR SALE—Second hand lumber. Phone 126 L. T13t FOR SALE CHEAP—My 200-acre stock and grain farm. Good soil, dandy buildings. Price $50.00 per acre. Write John Carlsn, Route 1, Little Falls Minnesota. 711 wk FOR double drivers, saddlers and Shet- land pony, at all times. Car for country drivers. Call at Joe Katz Barn or Phone 97. 721 wk FOR SALE—One Westinghouse stove, 1 library table, sectional bookcase, chairs and kitchen table, Circassian | walnut dresser, will sell reasonable. Phone 225. Call 219 Second st. vies 7 2 3t FOR R i—5 room house on West Thayer. Apply A. E. Dawe, 306 room with or without board. Phone 229R. Mrs. Roher. 620 Sixth street. 711 wk FOR RENT—Large modern front room suitable for two. Call 507 Fourth street. Phone 1202. a pote dee FOR RENT—Ciose in furnished rooms for light housekeeping. 411 Fifth street. Phone 273. 711 wk FOR RENT—Large cool room on hill. 48 Ave. B. Phone 265. 72 3t LOST AND FOUND LOST—Kastern Star pin"between Fin- ney’s drug store and Baptist church. Finder -will please leave at Tribune office. 6 29 3t Tribune Want Ads Bring Results. Mandan Ave., or Phone 262K. @ Ynvalides, Parts, “PERSHING’S CRUSADE { > drive cars. Corwin Motor Co. folder. I. Unkenholz, Bismarck, N. 72 te D. Phone 596U 6 28 1 wk WANTED—Men on stato. highway |-OR SALE—Hotel in good growing road work. Good wages, stendy| town. Electric lights. 14 rooms. | work. Pat Kelly, Dickinson, N. D. Write R. E. Potter, Timmer, N. D. 8 HELP WANTED—FEMALE | GooD k in Risma’ Co. land. to trade for Burleigh 516 Tribune. 5 28 to 7-4 To buy, reed baby cab. ‘ 71 2 SALE—1911 Ford Touring car Good condition. Write 549 Tribune } 713t FOR SALE—Pedigreed pointer pup. 610 12th street. Will sell _reason- WANTED. able. 71 3t FOR SALE Six touring car. driven about war, Call fl. R. Earl, care of Inter- national Harvester Co.or/Yan; Horn Hotel evenings. 7 Q11wk WORK WANTED WANTED—Work by the day. Phone 277. 6 23.1 wk iE. T. BURKE Tribune Block - Bismarck, N. D. Phone 752 Portable Distillery. A. French’ perfume-manufacturing company has constructed a portable distillery ‘to: obtain extracts. from either wild or cultivated flowers in the regions in which they grow. NOTICE TO COAL DEALERS. Bids are requested for furnishing 300 tons more or less of best lump lignite coal (subject to state analysis) delivered to the several city public schools. during 1918-1919. Coal bins to be filled immediately to capacity, and balance to be delivered as required. Bids to be opened at meeting of board Tuesday July 9 st 8 p. m. at high school building. By order of board of education. R. PENWARDEN Clerk. 6-29; 7-1231468 9. Tribune Want Ads Bring Results. Shour thr gteat- Cmovean heblar- RS” PRIZES OF WAR.—These German field pieces, trencch niortsrs aud Boche aeroplanes are on view in the Court | AUDITORIUM ALL WEEK Afternoon and Night —sa