The evening world. Newspaper, December 21, 1922, Page 19

habe DOLLARS will be paid for each item priftted on this page. Checks are mailed daily. The weekly special awards, announced on Saturdays, are in ad- dition to this payment. Open to all readers. : OUT OF TOWN. } . THE CATS. HURLED to mg little girl's room to-day when 1 returned iroa shop- Woy. Ms bed een ill with a cold since Monday. I was appalled \ te f@ hor lying with a cat on either side of her. “What in the does this mean I asked, for she knew my opinion of germ- ‘@Watrying cats.” My offypring cuddled closer to the kittens and favored me with a swile. tin letting them catch cold from me, and then maybe they'll both ie,” she id in the most cold blooded way, stagger- ing me by her heartlessness. “Die!” I echoed helplessly. “Unh-hunh,” she nodded, adding: “You've written three posteards to the 8. P. C. Ay asking them to take these cuts away—they're such a nuisacce, you know, Mamma—aud nobody ever called for them. Now, if they catch a’good cold from me, and get pneumonia, the man can collect them when they're dead!" * * * Believe me, 1 was weak in the nes after Lheard this. 1 was late with supper, but | deferred preparations until Thad thoroughly expounded the doctrine of humanity into my callous ehild’s head, and finally she admitted the error of her thoughts.—Mrs. David Henderson, Baysids, 1. 1 THEY JUST LOAF AROUND LOOK PRET’ AND MORE WATER? 0f the contributors in tohich she said that after warming and sheltering Dutterfly she turned it loose to spin and to-day T saw it proved to he a tare The days T watehed for the animal at work, “animal auto truck carrying While passing up and down Odell Ave- ‘At times I find real information in [nue on my way to and from school I the “What Did You See paye, |bhave noticed recently that the lowér But when I read the effusion of one | limbs of trees were stripped of their bark as if by some animal. For several PR cocoon (!) 1 was overcome with |* Pine about twenty-five feet long And awe and admiration. That any one | twenty feet in diamete he upper part 44 00 sgnorant as to believe a butter- [Of he pine was scraping The boughs as Sy apine a silken covering for itsclf |!t Passed slowly alons ‘These pipes with 42 appalling. My friend, get from | be us wiry water to Mabhattan,—-| the library one of Hen Fabre’s | Bi)! Pruyn., No. 601 Belleville Avenue, wonderful books and acquaint your- | Yonkers, N.Y self with the metamorphosis of the humble and lowly caterpillar and THE POSIE learn then butterflies do NOT spin To-day my mother handed me t @oooons.—Kenneth A. Pugsiey, Paw- | monthiy paper bill and sald: “Put th ling, N.Y. fn the place you put the bankbook ou ean’t find it.’ She tient of last Friday ly put a bankbook of which Iuter 1 HORT CUTS FROM EDUCATION. ||, fare, in brief, is what I saw this] ler ternoon in White Plains High School when 1) ntaining $20 had not he nis referred to an te In 1 Two freshmen sitting on steps Jeading| lection. | had turned the house upside from main hall, Enter teacher. “Why| down «n out without locating are you here’ "We've been to civic] !t. Well, 1 took the paper bill from elass.”” “Have you nothing to do? Then 0 to room No. 103 and study until the end of the session.” Exit teacher. qirls| and th start along the hall, swing sharply tof with the n left; enter dark, deserted auditorium,| No. 197 Everett Mace presently emerge, mount three flights of] N Btairs, return plus hats and coats and mother, walked 4 nd without a un old vase, litt was the missing F yond) Fig , Bast Ruth 1 the cove cond thought ce hankbook main entrance, rejoiciwy MIME IN PEBRUARY, y hours of study Ever since last summer TP have =B. A. Welch, No, 44 Oakley Avenue.| been raiting for my mann? vacation, and when the boss told me T could White Plains, - = rt on Dec. 1, I saw all my plans completed for a trip to Pittsburgh, About two dlocks from Harkn P hustled to get things in good order morial Quanrangle a contracting con-| f’y (ie man tele was tu velieve me. eae Golng Some repaly) work, (andl araited,. Ch of man showed me gasvie are obliged to tnke to She street al tabopenttnny, RIE af baner @ short distance in pa Gpon! ‘he haw just + asia OLD the building undergoing alterations 1] jor nt fast orn as w this courteous sign: “Sorry to " Dee 1 —but business i all f as usual. —L A. Wish HA ‘Yale Station, Yale Univers now " wu New Haven, Cony A LIFT TO HEMPSTEAD HILE 1 WAS DRIVING with a friend to-day we picked up on the lonely road between Farm ale and Hempstead «a man who complained that it was “hard to get a Uf on this read.” My friend remarked that there had beon many hold-ups Instantly the stranger shot him a peculiar look ¢ aid, in a strained volce “Oh, fs that so?” He was + shifting eyes. Neither of us that lurked in the other's mind jammed his foot on the stranger, his eyes glued on uw ished at ino. “See this gun? of emergency. in Hempstead! Let me out baum, State Institute of Agriculture ilent a w but watched us with narrowed id anything, but each Ine uildenly ny friend turned wor, his face a livid) red. for had drawn a revolver asked. “L always carey It Hiey! let him out NOY around in ¢ seventeen bucks Slow down! We Varmingdale, Cost me willya? OPER VrOTES CUR. v the suspicion wvound and the which he flour- You're Isadore Golden- Vain a flagman at eon Nt ho movie house here T was Of tho: falip: st 1 Ni ’ Jvertisoments that jana Maite 8 me vso| 1 thrown pon thy aereen, T kaw a young min spl ther 1 v the anuudie ppesred com eet BBubd’ trate, Ne tinea JBL NtarLod tenly udtlieted with a spell of cough He AQ to eateh the vear gaurd wed i had heya pr and pull dimseif uy on Che stops, tint BNE PLES: ON NG) Renny the strong easterly wind Ww ad t bough dors vou our colt ing snatched off hi © Ar ‘ roadway, Kin Alrnight toward pte then the tra - young 1 nw ‘ PINS AND ALL atop signal, 1 held | A sucepsatul Fr of eheht chilere ieee ve gene * the other day to (he office of the me a K chool off vhore 1 am em mx 412, Islip, 1 1 She came to consult us about FR aul ter ehildten, Dui kee weet At the height af the snowstorm on] for her how Pr bushand en eThursday To xaw my next-door iwelsh> | twenty-t week, Mid that dors, @ Woman about sixty-iive and herd while she had elathes eut out for her duuchtor-in-law, knecting the W}ivein bat hree months old, she had as they beat a large rug in the LT not yet found lime to make | the Both wore gingue 4 Sessos with olbow-| told I on tagehare and both were hatless | carne of tite worth —Mlas ihe H. Jones, No.|y { theus responded 241 Holmes Street, Belleville, i F Use our new" electric machine 1 promptly wrote the mother of this offer and she Coming toward me as I was going to} prompty und sensibly accer it, It gehoo! through the slush the other morn-| 48 4 positive pleasure to see the look was a flapper whose unbuckied| of satisfaction on the face of a “Little aloshes flip-flapped as sho thurried to} Mother’ of the family when she re eatoh a train to York that was{eived the bundles of neatly made eloth- fearly due. She was dolled up in true Dink outing flannel garments. in flapper fashion, as was her flapper for baby sister, and blue outing Mean walking A short distance ahoad}fannel garments in the ether for baby Of me. As tle two flappers were drother.—Katherine M. Haye a fone another there was a click—and Loth|Glenw Avenue, Youkers, NY t suddenly down in an y puddle he catch on an unbuckled Kale of HE'S EVERYBODY'S SANTA CLAUS. had caught and snap itself fast{ To-doy on Main Street, this place, I fastening of the other's galosh AW a Chinese boy carefully selecting his Christmas tree.—Mise Moe Lynch, No, Ne. 187 Quincy Street, Pas- 7. i 16 Remsen Str » Nyack, N. ¥. * cme ona tT EVENING WORLD pays liberally in cash for FIRST news of really i-npor- tant happenings—FIRST news of BIG news. Call Beekman 4009. the CITY EDITOR of the A PAGE OF BRIGHT, UNUSUAL HAPPENINGS REPORTED FOR READERS OF THE EVENING WORLD BY READERS $100 open to Special Awards will be divided weekly among high eaboat pupils contributing to the “What Did You Sec * page. For the best letter sent in by a high school student, $100 FOR THE B To-Day? OF THE EVENING WORLD New Program of Awards and Special ST STORY OF THE WEEK; $50 ny the Second in Merit the Third. TEN stories adjudged Next in Merit, $5 each. This competition is all readers. ' for High School Students $25; five next in merit, $5 each. Special Awards for University and College Students will be divided weekly among university and college students contributing. to the page. For the best letter of the week, 8503 second best letter, $25; five letters next in merit, School and college contributors MUST name their schools. Walt for the worth-while Incident. ‘WHAT DID YOU SEE TO-DAY?" Not what somebody else saw, not what you heard, not something that happened $100 mind the qu lagt summer. ion: What did YOU Contributors to the page shou borhood. Tell your story, if poss BRONX. GADABoU 1 saw @ young woman of my ac- quaintance board a subway train at 163th Street and Jerome Avenue during the evening rush hour, She made her way through the car an stood in front of a gentleman who reading his paper. Suddenty she tapped him on the shoulder, say- Mould you mind letting have your seat? I've been shopping all day and am very tired.” “Why, vertainiy,”” raising his hat and re- lnaitishing the seat. People looked on ( astonishment, and there was a silence betweon the couple amtil they yenched their destination, Fordham Road, then the man said, “Who the Sam Hill did you teave the baby with and why didn’t you get home cartiert’—Lillian B. Han- was iny, me nan, No. 2471 Davidson Avenue, Brons. BEER (ines) FROM A CANDY SVORE, Almost 1 could taney myself in the woods from what | saw to-day at woen en who are iring the high- Boston Road and Charlotte ( had knocked off for lunch about & bonfire. One of the men painstakingly da shovel and roasted a steak on y's trieyele that had been donate wer to some orphan boy's request anta Claus. Um ure that if the ‘ly who gave It could see the Httle orphan when he receives it, he would be oe happy as the boy.—Mary L. Flood, No, #22 Hast 188th Street, Bronx. { saw one of two boys who were hiteh- TO-DAY? Id write of eubjects with which they are familiar. Choo in not more than 125 worda, State WHERE the incident took plac MANHATTAN. A LITTLE MAID, OF SUMMERS THREE. ‘ ‘Nits. CARES anything about you, or remembers your birth- days, when you grow old,” was my own bitter thought to- night as I came home, If some one had given me only a flowe But no; 1 was entirely forgotten! | climbed the’ long flights of stairs wearily to the top floor, and then—I saw something; scmething all huddled up in front of my door, Stooping down, I saw it was the litde ‘ench girl, three years old, who lives down stairs, She was fast asleep. and clutched tightly in her little fist was a large bunch of flowers, “Carmen, what are you doing here?” 1 sald, awakening ber. She opened her large dark eyes, blushed as if ashamed at having been caught napping, then sprang up and, smiling sweetly, preseated ber bouquet and made me a sweet little curtsey jte Myers,” she lisped And @ song of joy swelled up in my heart.—Josephine Myers, No. 445 West 40th Street. NEVER AGAIN. near the 96(h St SANTA CLAUS BREAKS DOWN AND To-day CONFESSES. pet Library it. ‘Then he made sandwiches of rye {found my husband snd t#o sons on bread and he and the others washed}ing on the back of a bus, lose lis hold} the floor of the kitehen to-night run- thotr meal down with bottles of \eerland fal) to the avetnent, rolling éver| ning ah slectrie tram which was to from a candy store.—Sidney liwice before le could recover his foot j Te Southern Boulevard fing. An automobile thet wee totoming| Have Been a “secret” Christmas present was swerved quickly and skilfully to] for the oldeat boy, My husband ap side by Ite driver—luckily. for the] Peared to be getting just ne much fun * PINE, %. who imped to the sdewalk, no out of the toy as the children—more In On Friday morning | was taking baby |doubt vowing he would hitch no more,| ct. because he permitted them to be for her weekly weighing when, as 1 ap Frank Lippman, No. 68 Bast gethpOnly onlookers, [ took no stock tn his proached 198d Street ind Madison Av- {Street explanation that he “Just wanted to enue, the usnally quiet Mock on whieh — see if the current reducer worked prop- the Baby Health Station is loca ' THE PIRST MILLION Is THE The train came unconditionally encountered tumult and exeitene HARDOAT tanteed. — Fdith ‘Tierney, No, 149 Three stories aboy bay station, Kast 4th Street Gite Wapte tires, Ene eva aeeired atid || Heat. an Nout least sixty. wy what was left of various pieces of | Hla hair was silver gray, He wore no] RED, WHITE AND 4 BLY idine, owned by the woman who oc- [Overcoat and his shabby Jacket wax at] On Peart Street aftor the snowstorm cupied the apartment, was iving on the | leust tWo sizes too amall. Hie trousere | the other day | -aaw suck ina pile of fuvwath, ‘The tle had atatted from a| Were frayed at the cuffs. Mis features | snow this sign: “You have taken away Wi stove. she. ett lighted -whien ane PWePE Norn. Dut he was kindly tooking booze, now tak oxo Haw, went to work.-Mre, A. Nelyon, No. at] He was walking down 42d Street in} (signed) fed-Nose A. Pore Hast 11st Street, Bronx feat night's wintry wind, As he pasted | ron, No, 9609 Bainbridge Avenue, Bronx . the American Savings Bank he stopped PUN, to look at sometitr 1 glanend that ONE MOTHERS APPLIC Taking nage of the avon on eal ara atl navertMemna HT fa a hunks nso Thine i placed my. year-pld baby | Sh é boy Tarnily WIth Tinto a unehroom on Greenw in f 1 aix-year-old brother on ining ean Ae maps. ahebby- Vhenr the Washington Market yesterday hia sie rope in my hand | iq uh aue the tattee ee A ne: T pick up a bi of fare and walk over tried a marathon record. We] ttre Mintaken Phreteh Bettie | 12.the telephone. Presently 1 heard him were going down a slight dectlvity and | apjen T looked seain at the old man in | 28%: “Hello, mother, I'm ont to tuneh the sled was gliding beautifully, while ltront of the, widow tis tcc and [and Want to know what 1 should ent T found added amusement in watching | even showed cortohonation for the evic | EBen he read the entire menu to her other kiddies—whon suddenly I discov-| Genco In the pleture. deorge Ieellnen listened for « nv When he sat cored the sled seemed uncommonly light. [Noo 496 Thtrd Avenue +} down he ordered ¢ nd mili — There were my kiddies, half a block fakes unit Gartner, No. 14 West Piondway Lucky baby with her face buried in the . = snow and. Hobby #0 convulsed with} y (St an yell disilal Aenea - laughter that he couldn't call me, But, [at few ie Manda in our aftice | Deiay wkeedsee eolitug. oheilio although she wos Just» wee bit fight Ting up the water from it five-gullon|* um at Second Avenue and Third , Aister's face wos glowing and COV- Hanring water bottle which slipped out] SOwet to-day, A Wille vtrl came with soft snow when T took her tor his hunda, ng that he wae by clon, and inateud of pultiny a up in my arms, and she didn't’ even dy offered to put in place anotier one.’ penny into the man's box, she whimper Mrs, Hlorence K. Thorman. | and just ax I picked It up It slipped dropped a stick of uu whiek No, 2480 Grand Concourse, Bronx from my hands and crashed to the floor.{ evidentiy she hy nent a flooding every Althoug vorter| pr parthe Le a wis MAN Nt feitaned it an he aout Tough bucaune Ve an ae, . OF THR YEW WOMAN fell it was his turn, but P felt gt tone] sc, ss ‘The New Woman entered a barber [hung out to dry,—Willian Fritsch, No % nt Avenue near the Con- [14 Wall strc sens sin ante hiiad rae Sunday morning, All Ave chairs a Rar eee aay Hg gs sien filed and L saw fifteen men wate ISIDE 1NEO, tee ROEM INO A Ore cee ey ing their turn. But when the Sew] woe tive on the ground floor uf 0 ennetsnms ah lieth A AN Woman thrust her head in at the Spatment. end Sane eastiy, overhoun| 1 eam7 one of the stiuionta take on ihr: and asked sweetly If she would hy DOrVERAAN pha vuN Tony a. Sain. | Hreanion Of Ale own inuth tosday,, Jun ai the Now W eal Wersolt and out.” ‘The family's children were on thy Ling nls model articulates, ie wan iver her hobbe: trim stoop Ww apartment hunting: tans- (4 60h OF Keath: to sek ithe case up and, fumed and otherwise dolled up Foe eae te cours, | finding that the fit was all right, he pra she fishad in her pocketbook, paid her|guddenty one of the children on the[creded to vuleaniae It. Ie finally pu core, Upped the barber and the colored [stoop piped out: y. mister, doncha| the plate in his mouth ani) mmarked man who helped her with her coat, and|do it! ‘The. rooms are rotten, and t gratified smile, “Well, that’s Just surveyed herself eritleally in mirror, |don‘t give no hot watefor nothin’. They bese for Christmas presents adjusted her hat to the exactly proper Mo eeie that Steam And aout Peel, No. 261 Nostrand Avenue, angle, and sailed out. Yes, of course, Riverside Drive for that she W looking. + Schitd-Imediately the apartment hunters wet = wachter, 3 Bast Tremont Avenue, pieane Lilla estat Bas ea eR tor THE WAY SHE TALKS Bronx. Street This morning 1 saw a young wonmn A leading a small boy by the lund enter " « ‘ . gor [the Lexington Avenue subway station ‘To-day for the first time f saw the In-| “WHEN 1 WAS A HOY IN ATHENS) aed street. He was whiter! 1 tertor of the new Cunard Line Building On page 696 of the Pocenbe can't walk, My foets burt She pleked on Lower Broadway. The architestural] ember of the National Geaaraph im Wp and sat him down on a bench ‘Vheuuty of the place is exquisite, and the] AMfagasine to-day I saw a picture of tand began to look for the trouble he pictures on the walls, done in colured| myself taken twenty vears 099 |inv's shoes were on the wrong feet mosaics, are truly marvelous. vast-| then I was a boy of thivteen work ‘Who put these Khoes on you?! she de- the enormous entrance room ix] ing near the market pate in Athens, “Daddy,” replied the lad, inspiring and makes one think off Greece. The figure can be planty |eHuh?’ the mother respondes i an Orlental mosque, 1 recommend it] geen aitting outside the shop alony- |might have known It, Just like him to sight: it is one of our show] side a lattice fence built around two | ‘The way he does everything—the dumb? places, lyn Breslow, No. 1098 Jack-] young treca, And J built that |bell! Just wait until 1. get son Avenue, Bronx, fence.—Theodore Fatsia, No. 669 |James J, Barnes, No. $28 A CHRISTMAS DADDY." Pee Ad enet: alg In thé foyer of Kelth's Fordham ‘ FROM THE SAME BOOK. Theatre last night T sow a large sign N ONE OF THE CLASSRS IN CITY COLLEGE, which I attend In the ng 6 on Christmas Dade as : t Pre G puna box seed | evening, there is a sight that well might inspire the dullest poet to produce a masterpiece. Hvening after evening 1 see it and the momory of it will lend a fragrance to my whole life, 1 am sure. A gray-haired mother nightly sits next to her son of about twen both studying from the same book. They are the ideal college chum Irving. R. Jacobskind, te Al Seventh SU Pern Do not try to write every day, Bi preferably, things that happen Write your name in full. Write your address carefully. Address your letter to “What Did Yeu See Te-Day?" Evening World, P. 0, Bex No. 185, City Hall Station, New Prizes 850; second best, each, rin Your own neigh- ‘ork. BROOKLY Ask for Evening World. Every reader a reporter, QUEENS. WHEN WINTER COMES WITH, ALL ITS JOYS Y TWO DAUGHTERS and 1 were taking a M fresh-fallen snow about 7.30 in the evening edly watebing a number of small boys ccast'g down Ualou S‘reet, when we saw three men making a wager as to which woud win in a sled race down the hill, They entered into the spirit of the thing like overgrown kids and the storekeepers and some passers-by were mightily amused at the sight 6f the men falling from thelr sleds and rolling about in the snow. But to me it was a precious reminiscence of my own boyhood, when we used to coast down Steele Hill from Chadwick to South Utica, and I felt ke asking for a hiteh—L. B. Rosenthal, No. 169 Amity Street, Flushing, Queens walk through (he and were inserest “BLOW, BLOW, THOU Winn.” Many of wa are worrying about the coal shortage, but € saw three families to-day who woren't rying a vit, They were picking coke from the toads of ashes hauled for the new t Inwood, and, believe me, they sure had a lot of it rrill, Hendrick- son, Me. 66) Wanser Avenue, Mn- wit BOW SAWYER @ Co. I was Gxamination day for out cians in surface anatomy. The instructor gave out several questions, one of which was to name the subcutancous parts of one of the following bones: Radius, u humerus or femur. When it was time to write the answer { noticed several students removing their coats, They then rolled up their sleeves, and to my wor- BABY IN THE LAUNDRY wood, Queens. surprise [ later learned they were try- This evening, when 1 took my hus} mart “feet the answer to that quax- band’s collars to the laundry, which 1s Gi Man omer ne ee saaareedaliod | J. Grantere, No. 174 Fourtn ruh by a Chinese and his vite ee ave a crowd, "mos Neatanding In| eee Ne tslkndecity, Queens their litte girl standing at a chalr Took-| front of an ciectricar store window. 1 ae 5 SIMMS HA: ing over the advertisements In an Eng- mand saw inside a young] jy 4 ‘grovery alore at Fillmore Avenue woman seated tn front of a new elec s a lish magazine. On her back, 18a. WAS] oe yoni haching oat ale wees; [and 44th Street to-day xaw a Strapped a hammock-like artanaement,| domonsitating Instead ate wae tard. | huts in full view of all who vntered, 11 anid ag { looked at it, wondering what} ing up damp clothes, “When she tad “A friend catwe tn and 1 ad tre i a = nished this she’ leisurely took a lost my friend and toot hin It wns for, T maw jt ¢ ntatned A UNY| OP Mrapping puner und wiped att iie| tem To tose them both tt ‘ Chinese baby, and? that tis girl was] jyachine Trowd. walted oxpect=| 0rd. so | readived to t i minding the infant while her parents} antly, but she pushed back chair. | Darathy Nate, Ne \ busy. The father, seeing my sur-] got out of the window and disappeared | read, Queens 1 expression, pointed to the ham-|In a eecond only two small boys we aid * and went over and] left.—Riizabeth Swayze. No Dela TO NE CONTIN RD the little foot affectionately and] ware Avenue. Pushing: “Queens : idl Sep side Git proudly.—Mra. 1 Lewis, No. Haga, Astortu, this morning Bainbridge 4, Brooklyn. AFRAID HED . MESWERIARD, ara) GiihY bot tie ike from on sow INC foetle, Uhrend and metert SAMANTHA ON THE TROLLEY CAT Last might at the Strand Theatre inf which evidently alu intend to. sew Onn Franklin Avenue car to-day 1] far Rockaway. they had “vouptry |] Atl the way nervosa the. br lise al aaw “an old-fashioned, quaint fooling | store.’ and the manesitting In trot of] patty aged trying te tieend t old lady take a shat opposite me. me had the winning number for a dol- | jewlie, She. tinally $\ setae a valise and a great many bundles | jars worth grocer He told me} train: nto the ation, with her, She dumped them Inte the} he Widn't have the nerve to go ap ond) and th just as 1 wa at beside her and then began talking | get ther He was the first what she was going ¢ with ler nearest neighbor, Presently [ever saw who could get something ford i and tert the brain. —-Cheiatir e the conductor came along for the fares. | nothing itd woul tT Te Eten ee eee ene aoe ne ocean ctuitlns #he began fumbling in her pocket, She | Hendrickson Sid Wanser Ave Riveie fished forth a key, with whieh sh Inwood, Queens. opened the vallse, Then one by one she —. CONFETTE, drew forth many parcels, Finally, at svrpefRe on vr iy sdiaatie Auawie Mua’ feed the bottom of the she found het], saw aman of Tullp Avenuc, Floral! gpvep “samaien, where @ neve build pocketbook. ‘Then she got a nlekel and} payk. this morning cranking nn old- | ire villa Miele lal! te handed It to the conductor, who bad} taanioned Ford with his foot. After he | 11) en eee ene a heen waiting patiently all the while, ned on the handle of the crank |’ dy @ load of bricks wrapped tn py i ne wr bearing the name of a Beyre+ But he could only smile, lke the rest times, the started and}? Th 1 of Violet Jaffe, No, 142 Madison im into the h the alr off ville, N. Joy firm. They were neatly Street, Brooklyn. Nena wis soi prnsied piled alotly the curb and looked like Street, yn. n_gentleman ovelfestarter, | 40 many Christmas packages.—Rob- . his foot on an up-to-date self-starter, uniy ¢ CAPTAIN JIVKS, and dro away WON. &ird. Ploral ert W, Gunther, Me nley Avenue, When T glanced out o No, 226 Sands Street, near the Brooklyn Navy Yard, to-day 1 saw a horee et tached to a wagon step into n six fool hole dug in the street hy some worker the window at His lind feet were on a level with t street, Init in noment the horse and pulled them into the hole so he woud he more comfortable, All sorts of eu, gestions were made fo get him or derricks, rope, tackle, &e. Planks were tyled but without success. ‘Then a naval OMfiver's megwention did the trick. Dirt was shoveled back into the bole aid soon the animal war bi tobe to street level.—David Brandtson, No. Sands Street, Brooklyn WHAT CAN IT MEANS On the aide of a house on 86th Street Brooklyn, to-day saw this signs SP 4 Quaker Rye Whiskey." Tr lettors, too.—'Thomas looney Atlantic Avenue, Brooklyn was in he No. WE DME! WELCOME, 4 STRANGE When the Brooklyn Technical High Rehool paper, the ounie ome to-day I saw tt had in it a new de- What Did You No. nortment, entitled Rev To-Day tA. Contelte, Cartion Avenue, Rrovklyn A LIPTEE WHITE COF le Salsberg of No. i9% Van Sieklen Avenue was killed Friday morning by five-ton auto trucl ont of P. §. T was one of the hune ople who attended her funeral and children, the letter he thronged around her hone ond w while the litte white coff placed in the hearse. 't the heart-broken mothe “ny mobile, Two s helped the sable futher his wife, ‘Thi brother and sister, anil, luet ittin, dead Gertle i orn, pathetic figure, for th n her tte separated from Ger never again to nee her man, No, 699 Van Sicklen Avenue Brooklyn JUST AS YOUNG Seon sop TO BRS nier a subway car today and diately a young man next to and offered him his seat‘ van acowled and gave th ' H wnery look. He did nie and naturally , many mained standing. ‘The sen enipty until the young may rain whereupon the elderly dow mumbling: “Does he think | am se old! Why, 1 could stand way from City Hall to the B Mr Simona, No, 564 East Fourth Street Brooklyn, BREAD AND ¢ se 1 met them walking AND KISSES, down L elle Avenue last night, & there was nothing sec conversa becaus did not neu 1 ” ‘ tatherupted 1 oan Th he answered deliberate 1th rn vy. very sorry aud they were out of hearing Charles W. Vow Devander, § Latay atte Avenue, Brooklyn. Park, Frankiin Square, Hempatea, L. 1. SHE TALKS TO HERSELF. HIS MORNING Mr. K— came into the office with an extremely T worried expression We got no satisfactory answer when we asked what alled him, He started to work, but appar- elitly he could not get his mind on it, He stared vacantly into space, seratched his head and then moodily tried to go to work, but again he began staring, Toward noon the boss came tn breezily, saying: day in every y I'm getting better and bettdr! Every day in every way T'm,getting better and better!” Mr. K-—— looked up quickly, a questioning look in his eyes, but his face showing some relief. “What do you mean by those words?” he demanded. “Why, havent you heard of Dr, Coue?” asked the boss, “Self-mastery through conscious auto- suggestion!” Mr. K— sighed in relief, “Thank God!" he exclaimed. “That explains it! This morning 1 heard my wife in the next room talking to herself, repeating over and over: ‘Day by day in every way I'm getting better and better.” She held a string in her bands, ‘What the devil do you think you're dotng?’ [asked her, ‘Oh, get out!’ she said. ‘You don't umlerstand or believe anything. Just leave me alone!’ 1 thonght she or was taking up a new religion, It was too, Queens ) his fac was nutty, much; | was worried siek for fear I'd have to have her sent away.” Thén he sat dowa and was really able to work.—Mina Sjorgen, No. 24-41 Ditmars Avenue, Elmburst, Queens. RICHMOND. 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His mother was pia) kee were te asa Sore eG rmined and began firmly. to hee dered who ae i pasha iy " y open hie Httle fist, He was such @& saw six eopons and a lett ayir ear thing, U hated t # that IF 1 seid nix SAE tiated ete a ed y justified my judement by “catching on’ ee ata isavond nt c tt {vay a word, but Ime ' (the What Did[ mediately. releared the firat penny for You See ‘fo-Day?” page on which Lhad he poor-box, And his mother didn’t an item last week giving mw: veas ‘learn what had happened until we had s.—Mrs. C. Rocktoff, 7 ville, fall got outstde.—Mre, W. H, C,, Past Richmond, Ste, sa deeemllld ‘ . i ; parte Ta