The evening world. Newspaper, November 8, 1922, Page 28

By BIDE PO OOM NO Aw Le Wis Sne Worry. Eleckshun’s ovah; Mistah Smif Done won it, so dey say, De hohns done quit a-tootin’ en}chelle who wants the bottle of De noise done died away, De votin’ nevah bothahed me, It nevah, on ma wohd, But heah come ole Thanksgivin’|ure up to the following rhyme: Day, En Ah ain't got no bihd Ah heahd dem speakahs tellin’ how Dis man wus sech a thief, En dat one wus a fool, but Ah Says: “Pay no ‘tenshun, Eph,” Ah nevah give a second thought Ter all dem talks Ah heahd, But heah come ole Thanksgivin Day, En Ah ain't got no bihd. OBSERVATIONS. We heard a woman In a store to- @ay asking for brown shoe-blacking. Tenants in a Riot As Gang Starts to Raze Houses.—Headline. And they Were in the right too. Greybull, Wyo., wants a drug store anda barber shop. Must be short on booze and mandolin players. Atnt Mary Gale had a bushel of tomatoes rot on her last week.— Wellsville Optic. Disagreeable ex- Derience, say we. A Bogash young man has written and published a song called “The Wail of a Baby Chicken,” which ie sells for a dime a copy. That's cheep. ICE-CREAM ARTHUR’S LOVE. Anna Crackerjacki was not an expert on the calliope, but s! had decided something must be done. The family in the next flat had a phonograph and a radio 6 which fought duels ch other nightly. This, was disquieting to the Crackerjackis, 80 Anna had the calliope put in. It was a beautiful night. The Phonograph had just hurled “Mammy” at the radio set and it had countered with a lecture on the care of cemetery lots, when she struck the C chord. The Caliope responded with u blast of harmony that set the whole town talking. “| wonder,” said old man Finch, the neighbor, “what's going on in the Crackerjacki partment.” Anna struck the G chord. Mrs. Finch appeared worried. She was half-inclined to blame hér husband. She did not wish, however, to accuse him wrong- fully too many times a day. Anna struck the F chord, It was too much for Mrs, Finch. Arthur Wow, having dropped In to make a call, was run out of the house. Aa he bounded down the stairs tin a@ sitting posture he wondered Wf the Finches really liked him. About Plays UGUSTUS THOMAS, the the- A atrical Czar, has « knotty problem to decide. It concerns the musical rights to “Good Gracious Annabelle." Brock Pemberton says they are his and F, Ziegfeld Jr. asserts they belong to him. Then along comes Arthur Hopkins, original producer ot the play, saying he controls the com- edy and all rights thereto, This Czar thing ien’t all gin and lollypops, ts it? MISS MILLER RETURNS. Marilynn Miller has recovered he: health and has returned to the titi volo of “Sally” in Philadelphia. ‘While she was out Mary Eaton played the part decidediy well. NEW PLAY AT COMEDY. “The Roman Age,” a Milne @omedy, will be presented at the Gomedy Theatre next Tuesday «ve- ming by Hugh Vord and Frederick Stanhope. The company will include Margalo Gillmore, J. M. Kerrigan, Marsh Allen, Daisy Belmore, Nell Martin, Jean Ford and Paul Jaccia hin Ice,” now at the Comedy, will @pen in Chicago Nov. 18 IRENE TO CONTINUE. Brene Cartle, now at the Central, kes Shutert Vaudeville and has de- @ided to wtick to ita while. She had planned to continue her own show, but having found it casier to work for @ salary, she hes signed up with ~ Good Evening! Daa ,| She must have cast her vot 1 News and Gossip WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 1922 PN NN | JOB’S CAR DUDLEY a“ 2 ne Te LADIES Have ® BE PLEASED, EH ? I Guess ''D BETTE TAKE Your ORDER FoR ONE Topay! OWELL ~ They ALL STEP FINE WHEN “hey RE, NEW — 17's M' wire “WAT WANTS “Ts Car — WELL - WHAT DO You THINK OF HER ~ Dont SHE STEP ALONG LiKE. A ZEPHYR ? { Poems OF PREFERENCE. \ cdecoeneniiasnaiiiaeensseeaicceaiaemas Now it is John M. of New Ro- eee scentless perfume, offered as the prize in this contest. Incidentally, the girl he would marry must meas- u Lz I want a lady fair to see, Who'll sweep the floors and cook for me, To dance she must not care one whtt, For I don't shimmy—not a bit. She must have brains within her head, And paint her cheeks with nature's But over all, to be my pal, for AL Anna struck the F chord and then went into “Three o'Clock in the Morning.” Mrs. Finch forgot her pique and insisted on waltz- THE BIG LitrtLet FAMILY \ Fi ie WHEN'LE You BE . ABLE To DELWER HER CAR ? ‘Trade Mark Reg. U.S. Pat, Off. Joe Gets the Breaks! , THa's GREAT -! Tuar'te GWE HER TIME TO | CHANGE HER MIND Ml OWING “To “HE TREMENDOUS. DEMAND FOR “huis MODEL WE CAN ONLY PROMISE OU A CAR IN THIRTY ing with old Finch. Really, it was absurd. (To be continued.,) NO A FUR WRAP-\ wes AT- \/ 115 A Beauty ee ANOTHER || AND ONLY! i Who Wouldn’t Swear? Gown F (4337# Hampton Bailey, arrested lart ia aren S week for loud swearing, proved to the court that he fell off his barn and like to broke his neck, fined —Henderson, This and That. Election time always brings to our mind old Milt Overholt of Missouri. Milt was running for Road Overseer one time and his opponent announced he was for good roads. All over the district signs proclaimed the man for this policy and things were looking bad for Milt. Finally, however, he had an idea, Milt came out for “Better Roads" and won the race. After it was all over Milt admitted he was greatly worried until the polls closed. “T was afeared,” he sald, “that Bill ‘ud come out fer ‘Best Roads.’ is Your | 5 — MAMA Home, [~~ ¢ ALL RIGHT ~T Le LITTLE GIRL | Go FRIGHT IN- I want va | SEE HER- ° iMMINY & TM TiRED - I Guess Te In front of a Broadway restaurant yesterday we saw a small, ragged urchin watching a girl in the win- dow baking batter-cakes. We thought we detected an alr of wistfulness about the lad and our heart was touched. “Hungry, kid?" we asked. ‘ !" came his scornful reply. “Can't a feller look at a swell dame without drawin’ no crowd?” Our wife wanted to vote yesterday. She had neglected to register, so we explained she wouldn't be per- mitted to cast a ballot. x DIDNT MARRY ‘You “To BE Your FINANCIAL ADVISER ! “mb warsremp- ) (of MY Dear & \ WHERE TH’ SAM \ HUSBAND ¢ HILL D'YE “THINK | 2 X'M GOIN’ TO i 7 Ger TW Money / oe “To PAY FoR (TY _/ “But,” she persisted, “I'll register now. Where do I go to do it—to a hotel?” IT! Yoav BEG) st HERE ! 5 SGIMME D' AND NOW PERMIT US To inform you that we heard a politioal argument yesterday between # man named Smith and another named Miller, Smith wae for Miller and Miller wae for Smith. and Players the Shuberts for ten weeks. Oh, of LEN LADY! WILL YA)] PRICE OF A LFEEO?/M course, she will have @ Mitle time off to ride her horses at several horse shows, but outside of that the bank | Your MA? ¥ I THoucHT |™ | %u-said |S. FZ 7 SHE WAS,| “Ay aT Home!) Uy CURTAIN INDICATING LAPSE OF TiM& OF Ta novr- DURING WHicH THE STRANGER WAITS — account won't suffer AS TO ANN’S DIMPLES, Brooke John, at the Palace this Tras SAD AS) (CHEER UP FeRDIE~ t STILL A WeT PuP- THINK YOU WoN! T PHONED THE ELECTION BOARD THAT 2s ae [You WeRE CHEATED AND ab) DEMANDED week, has become a great admirer of Ann Pennington, she of the dimpled knees. Yesterday, dogged if he didn't say to her “"l'd rather see you dance with bare, dimpled knees than see John Philip Sousa wearing all his medals.” “Well,” replied Ann, he story that those dimples came from opera- tions ts all applo sauce."* bab put 4n Walter Kingsley, dimples ts reat Seems as though Walter is always around, doesn't it? |r) THis Me To See | THAT You GET A SQUARE DEAL! FOR THE GUILD’s DEAD. Catholic Actors’ Guild will hold anual memorial service for its nbers who have died at St. Ma- jachy's Church, in West 49th Street, Friday morning at 11 o'clock. ‘The regular monthly meeting of the Guild will be held at the Hotel Astor, Fri- day afternoon, Noy, 17 BURNETT HAD A “RAIN.” Sam H. Harris has received a let- Tit UIABLE To Be THe) } WINNER AT THAT! My | 4 MIGHT HAVE _} \ CH THe ¢ COUNT ! ter from Dana Burnett saying he (Bumett) has prior right to the title Gossip. Sonya Leyton e ded to] "Barnum Was Right,” wh “Rain, which is used in a play pre-| guston and Smith have a new vau-|the cast of “Blossom Time’ now at]in Atlantic City Monday sented last night at Maxine Elliott's the Century. She the of | be. very pf Geville act called “The Dry Agents," 01 eli said to be ae funny as the real thing | Eleanor Daw: Cecil Lean will play fourteen| by Henry W. Savox so] comedy roles in the new musical] in ‘The Clinging \ revue he is to present on Broadway, | 1 A. Worba's new comedy Theatre by Mr. Harris. [t seems Mr. Burnett recently produced a with that name. However, he ¢ want Mr. Harris to abandon everything's O. &. for a role a performarce n engaged| mer, hits the bass drum } George Thorpo has been engaged] row DIDNT 1 Tet YOU! DIDN'T T TeLt You! — WHY, WE FOUND 58 Moles IN ONE OF = -—— THe BALLOT Boxe HAT NEVER WERE > COUNTED! ————7 AN’ WHAT'S THE FINAL RESULT ? INSTEAD OF LOSING BY Two.— y'LosT BY HAD A LOT OF N’ FOR HIM the r of MacLaren in the A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. All nature seems to be at rest. The Wheel of Life To ‘4Per is human; to forgive dt- But do not weep. Ambitious amateurs who would sit ke to unde dy the f John — arvi tnin’ re FOOLISHMENT. in Pur IT IN THE ACT. John Jen to en % sxe nin “What time is » Theatre at 1 ¢ k to-mor- The day ts dying and the pig “You mean my cousiat Ta fast asleep, “No, last Tuesday,” 4