The evening world. Newspaper, October 27, 1922, Page 36

fellers call on Emily— mean my sister Em— . { POEMS OF PREFERENCE J She gets her brand new teapot Saul Webster Moss wants to marry ti out the right girl, but his order is going ibe serves some ted to them.| +, be nard to fill. In bis effort to Z have to drink it with a win the patent ellent electric bell it smile and at the same time find a wife he Brielse make sister mad. has sent us the following: mother always pities them I want a girl who's bright, | In silen $0 does Dad. Amazing, colossal, delight, other night when William| Charming, vivid, energetic, is, called Pleasing, alert and magnetic i; P Sensational, glorious, fine, ‘ Ma made an awful break, u Intense, astounding, divine, Bhe says: ‘Go easy on it, Will.! pnticing, prittuant, sincere, ty Look out for stomach ache.” 4 marvellous, genuine dear says'if Em keeps servin’ tea] Irresistible, true, healthy, + Her beaux she'll surely tose. Incomparable, active, wealthy, He thinks she ought to’save her Unequalied, attractive, with fame, coin Stupendous, good, game. Where are you, sweet woman? Se * set'’em up to booze. Ry “Ha, ba, ba!” (Mrs. C. laugh- iu OBSERVATIONS, ing.) ‘We would suggest that the punish-} “You think you're smart.” pt of Ambassador Harvey be left] ‘Thus did Anna tell her mother te Mrs. Harvey. she thought herself smart. Anna M Lewis 8. Mudge of Philadel] Tushed to the telephone. says Jazz {s about all over.) » “Hullo, Central!” bly means all over the country. Beis lt hea att \ mee " “Going to the show to-night?” Wate Dee. ip weds te ba Mrs. Crackerjack! picked up . B 1 the breakfast and struck Anne his seh d with two fried oggs. Tt-all seemed so absurd. (To Be Continued.) Hollow, Wyo., saw its firet b bathtub last week and body. declared it was. more wonderful than the telephone. NUTT’S DOPE. ; —. Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt has de- ICE CREAM R THL "HUR’S LOVE. |!4e4 to do some football writing for ee we eo jaws: rea this column. N6w its the time to wef terpect sou wotes subscribe. ‘A letter from him, dated +8 was @ crisp morning fn |Pink-Bye Springs, follows: i wheh Ante Oteckerjackt “Dear Dud—I and the wife are © mother going to New * paki ‘its igeg |e repert:th ’ Arm: to teteh'ber some break | fn the a me, Wolll be a PA oa Alleys prompt if bccanane tesabap hha gO eee tal the Bake keoper you sent . ae us, indou! ly he will give us lide sik fatty, vut nat- | ES, gate becaute T hive Uieae. ) Ald HOt iauen. found year janie an ‘Geet Sea- Y ‘ b. di ” shame. 1 pick the Army to win esis mem | CRRERTAET EAMG. | RcneLtue wie Thereeys hone “153 ever, that New Har! Retirement ee goed putters and thi: y off the batting of the boys in bi The wife, who never misses a chanes to boost you for Governor, will sing “Send Dudley to the Chair’ between the acts. Don't worry about the result. I'll get it to you by noon Sunday at the latest. Better send me nf we may want to take a taxleab to at the arena with a in “Dudley's tt Column” on it. Carl Bingo, of this 4 town, got novelas up to-day and was roaming the streets saying he Chu Chih Chow, gaid could whip hls wainht in esi'dente, when he met his wife. Much ex- citement but could learn nothing. —Veff."" AND NOW PERMIT US to inform you that two hours of ‘vigorous piano practice daily for five years made a sickly Denver girl strong. However, two of the neighbors died and one went crazy. eg nt RRR URI A ee Oo Ss called “The End of the Book,"’ which will be presented by the Stuyvesant Playere next month. A NEW FRICASSEE. “A Fantastic Fricassee," at the Greenwich Village Theatre, will be seen in revised form Monday. It will be practically a new show. MME. EMMA VISITS PEGGY, Mme. Emma Calve visited Peggy "| Wood, appearing in “Marjolaine,” in her dressing room in Brooklyn last night end heard the young prima donne read the book of “The Cling- ing. Vine,”. in which Henry Ww. Savage, Inc., will present Miss Wood "| soon. Mme. Emma said it was bound to be some show. managers have made arrange- } tw this end with Constentin GOSSIP, ‘The Duncan Sisters are on their "| way home from Europe to appear in a Sam H. Harris musical play. “WILKES COMES AND GOES. ‘om Wilkes, Manager of the Tee Angeles, came clear to New York te pee “The Fool” open at the Times ate Theatre. Yasterdhy he start- for Los Angeles. He produced this Pollock play out West Isat Frank Smithson will produce “The Man on the Balcony” tn Stamford to- night. Cyril Scott Is the man. ‘The Italian comedian, Maldacea, and his company will appear at the Selwyn | Theatre Sunday evening, Nov. 5. 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