The evening world. Newspaper, October 18, 1922, Page 28

‘ By BIDE I gee it in the cupboard vet, MVith pans in bright array. Amemory that's ever new, ‘heatrical News and Gossip |Good Evening ! DUDLEY 1 POEMS OF PREFERENCE Lovehope—that’s his handle name, ‘Though years have passed away, | nut we have cworn to keep his other Se chipped and cracked. from And yet remaining whole— To do its duty ev'ry week— The old wood chopping-bowl! How well those old ‘familiar “sounds In memory’! hear! As grand as any notes that fall Upon the youthful ear; How sweet the scent that filled the air, Afising with the knife To herald hash—that country hash— One joy of rural life. aa How Rover used to sit and watch For pieces of the meat Too tough to yield to human teeth— : Just right for dogs to eat. And Tabby, how she'd purr about * Beneath the chopper’s chair And watch the work with eye alert ‘ if To see she got her share! To-day such homely sights as ;| . those ~ Ate very seldom seen, ‘The bow] and knife have given way : ‘Unto the meat machine. But who éan say the hash to-day Has ever reached the goal’ * * Of that which mother, used to chop ‘To, music of the bowl? Some. off those Yale boys cnn't ¢%en pronounce Iows, let slone beat > tthe football. ‘A tite désttoyed 4,000 uiautetes vos- in Honolulu. A gredt stroke Bonehead’ Brewster stopped. A girl's voice had halted him. His eutomatic dropped from his nerveless grip. “Waitt” Tt was the same word—the same voice. Bonehead’s hat blew off. “Waits” : It was top much for Bopebead. “He had waited twice. . “Don't be sayin’ that.” These words were spoken by « him in a fit of temperament, Evi- ‘ dently she hed taken him for a waiter. Anna .Crackerjacki stepped . “You bave sworn you loved < me," she said. “It you do, kindly _ Tefrain from murdering that old, sprippled widow with three chif- @ren. “Haug off the jady, will eyout” ap wah all right .for Anne to [ About ‘ PRINGTIME OF YOUTH,” & 'S new musical comedy, will be presented by the Messrs. Sifubert “at the Broadhurst Theatre /@n Thursday evening, Oct. 26, In the twill be George MacFarlane, Olga iteck, Harry, K. Morton, Zella Rue- oof, J, Harold Murray, Harry Kelly, Bieanor Grimth, Walter J. Preston, Charlies Brown, Marie Pettes, Grace H¢mijton, Harry McKee, Tom Will- ‘ams, Ben Marion, Myrtle Lawrence, Larry Wood, J. King, Charles Pey- fon, Venie Atherton, Jerome Hays, rude Hillman and others. The Scpne of the piay {s laid in Ports- ihouth, N. H., in 1812 b POOH BAH LEAN. €ecil Lean and Cleo Mayfield are bark in New York to arrange for the uction of @ musical revue written compose! ‘by Mr. Lean. This tn- indent venture will mari their éntry into tt Laan will. ca) managerial! field. Mr. lece "Why Go to ates positively it Thauve-Souris.'* HAZZARD TO EAT. Hanrard of “The Greenwich Follies has been trying to weight, but he finds it impossibly. Ba loving friends won t let him, Next Mack be will be seen et a beet stew sant Playes @ secret. Well, anyway, Lovehope wants the sterilized ant-chaser, of- ered as the prize in this contest, and he also: wants @ wife’ So, it has come to pass he has written the fol- lowing poem; I om tired of doarding houses, That is not the life I wish, 4nd I crave a dark-eyed maiden Who can cook’ gefilte-flah. One who plays on the piano ‘Works of Schubert and Chopin. Tf you know her, Mister Doodtey, Trot her out for I'm her MAN, . talk. Hike that,. but Bonehead Brewster suspected her of loving Arthyg Wow, son of the ice cream manufacturer and com- monly mown as Ice Cream Arthur. “You are very pretty but you - shall not balk my plan.” Thus replied Bonehesd Brew- ster. He picked up the auto- matic. Anna Crackerjacki threw her- self on him and bore bim to the ground. “You shall never murder that old widow with three children,” she hissed. The old lady took the three children and went home. She wae rather thankful to Anna. (To Be Continued.) THIS AND THAT. Nearly all poets write free verse. No one will pay them anything for it—John Keetz. p Wrong again, Jack! One time, when we were on the Kansas City Star, a politician tn Coffeyville, Kan., Wrote,us and asked for a rayme about one Mr. Dooley who was run- ning for office down that way. The ides. was to make fun of Mr. Dooley, using the metre of the old song. We wrote the rhyme; it wes printed on @| the front page of a Coffeyville paper, ‘and Mr. Dooley was defeated tn the election. After a few months had passed, the politician sent us $5. And recalling the incident gives us an ides. If either My, Smith or My, Miller would like our ald in defeat- ing the other, let him get in touch with us. A.$5 poem would carry a whale of a punch, and the candidate buying it could simply quit cam- paigning and sit down and wait for victory to claim him as ite sweet patostie, How about {t, boys? ‘We overheard two ash removers talking yésterday, “Politics is a great game,” said one. We thought we had run across an educated. man in a lowly job, when the other fellow sald: “You mean politics ARP a great game, Bill.” = ‘Oh, satire J do!” said Bill. “fr cuse my bad grammar.” AND NOW PERMIT US ‘To suggest that the statement of Gov, Edwards: of New Jersey thet be isn’t a rum-bound may cost him considerable. political strength: a chop suoy 4 a spaghetti party Thursday night: a gefiltefish party Friday night, and a goulas! party Saturday night, Sunday after noon he’s gaing to have some baked beans at home GOSSIP. Tyrone Power will America next spring. Stuart. Benson, author of “Find ia," has designed the scenery lay. Get Your Hatr Cut’ wil! open in Stamford Friday night. Max Marein ts the producer, Gertie, who helps Johnny Dooley at the Central, is forty years old and very Mirty. 'W. Somerset Maugham has gone to Slam to write another play Uke “East of Suez" for A. /H. Woods Gretchen Hood, vocalist, and Marte Joined “A Fan at the Greenwich tour South Channing Pollock will sail for Eng land Dec. 4 to see "The Foo!’ pro- @uced in London Yvonne George of the ‘Greenwich | vehicle ot |the Wir Village Follies’ will be the guest the Drama League Oct. 22 at the Be- lasco THeatre The Messrs. Shu! female ‘mperson. vt Want twenty A JOE’S CAR Trade Mi Now wHaT WAS Ty SENSE IW { HEY Mom® L HERE COMES PoP DOWN { | The sreeer® =. 2 \F THAT MAN NEXT DOOR DON‘T LAY THAT SAXAPHONE Vir GO CRAZY! DOWN $00! ME SHOOTIN’ “Hat SNIPE & NOF ENOUGH ON Hit To FEED A HALF GROWN GRASSHOPPER ! SHoT WIM WHEN HE WAS STANDING STILL Ay’. They 's MoRE'N FIFTY F] SHOT IN A SHELL Heaven HATS Smarrer- Wats OVER =~} } Honest | | @ a 35. If L0aks | our ADDRESS A HE KEEPS (tT UP NIGHT AND DAY — 1 DON’T S&E How NEIGHBORS STAND \T! say — = —— ( Honsense- UR PoP Dors NT come Home | OFTEN ENoucH eee Yr 1st YouR PoP. FAAYRBE IT’S SOMEONE THE lark Reg. U. 8. Pat. 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Fellowship Club bas for @ starring |engaged 250 ceats for lo-night’s per {musical will] Walter J. K 2, will attend y Darling,” ¢t Harbach | Hallowe'en comedy at the Liberty, is a lster Hall, Oct. expert, |a Village Jin Wells Web- FOOLISHMENT .|4 youth who wae only sizteen, +] Once soaked his old aunt on the Hie father then licked him, His grandfather kicked him, And since then he hasn't been seen PUT IT IN THE ACT. “It you were riding a mule wha@ ¢ would you resemble?" “What?’ “A Deautiful pear. / mR