The evening world. Newspaper, October 14, 1922, Page 12

sem eeemsieepentammenerienie aenineaie [ SATUADAY, JCTOBLR 14, 1922 ————— | The Evening World Comics panne JOE’S CAR ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. ay Good Evening ! By BIDE DUDLEY SRT OT JT A iy Safeguarding the Bankroll! | T YOu KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN ED — ~ WE'LL BE WAY OFF IF WE Go BACK “H T'cLUB OvR GAME AN! “THAT WIMOUT SOME KIND oF REG'LAR | IGANG'LL “TAKE ALL J You CAN WHITTLE a cLuB out OF A LIMB an’ THey's : THOUSANDS OF LITTLE FIR CONES ('™ Dow “Tits AS A MATTER OF ECONOMY — | a WELL. WHATTA ' | | | | As years go by, the joys ot lite Are fleeting, | have found. | POEMS OF PREFERENCE } He s.gus nimseif H. Sonnenblum and he wants the three-quart bushel basket offered as the prize in this first-— contest. As to a wife—well, he isn’t th whlelT took detent looking for a peach. But, here—read Abe ae BUS ad nga Neha his rhyme: Is in the storehouse of the past— A memory ever bright. The prayer of thanks that mother said When | came home one day, To find new wrinkles in her face, Her hair a bit more gray, Still seems to echo in my mind, And just as vividly As when she took me in her arms And thanked the Lord for me. The swimming hole; the base- ball team— They're posts that mark the past, That indicate real joys | knew— The joys that cannot last. They're treasures of time— Of days now dead and cold. I’m storing up those memory spots To gloat o’er when I'm old. another OBSERVATIONS, Bafety Week ends to-night, much to the relief of the undertakers. A travelling shoe salesman visit: * New Brunswick yesterday and got out of town without being suspected Gene Sarazen, golfist, admits the thought of a girl helped him win his title. Will Jesse Sweetser kindly write? Eighty couples defied Friday, the 18th, yesterday and were married at City Hall. Evidently they didn't be- Neve the day and date could make it any worse. The little dog | used to love Is four feet underground. My baby’s smile—her very ‘ MAMIE AND THE MUDHOLE. (The Prince arrived and the country girl was fascinated but did she throw I'm ia the matrimony race. T want a girl with freckled face. She's got to have some toud red hair ind actions like a wild brown bear. She must possess two big round eyes, The kind that tell a lot of lies. If she for me will set love's trap I'll s00n become her loving sap. he sald ft. Mrs. Doggie stood listening. She knew her hus- band was an old flirt, but their social status was not to be ig- nored, “Oh, go slap a toad!” said she. The Prince produced his pas port. “My blood is blue,” he sd. “Bosh!” said Doggte. Tt all seemed so absurd. (To Be Continued.) True Enough! “Success inay often be achieved by inspiration,” observes J.C. Nugent, “but more frequently it comes as the result of perspira- tlon,"* NUTT’S DOPE. Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt has a great “nose for news.” He can see % good story in many an incident that seems trivial to others. A letter from him is just in, dated Washing- ‘on, where he went to report the Yale-Iowa football game to-day. It follows: “Dear Dud—I and the wife got down here O. K. and discovered a big story. Attorney General Henry L. Daugherty has ruled that no ships can come into our ports with bars. He fears the bar-tenders will leave them, form a_union and cause another strike. To-morrow | and the wife intend to interview him and pin him Y THING You'Re DOING Now ? WHAT! YOU GOING OUT WITHOUT “BRdTHER HECTOR” AND He HERE & Guest 9 OURS Ho, MARY- THAT S WRaNG- - THREE TIMES FINE ARE Not “TEN — Go BacK 7S YouR SEAT AND SEE 1 1 | FRASER ASRS | San tr whaey that rune hin eae Chir a, Detective John Oscar Boots of first and say: ‘My friend. you a Bustville was not a man given to boasting. So when he strolled up to the mudhole Mamie had an {dea. She would ask him to in- vestigate this situation and learn Just who was to blame. It was her right to know, as her heart was at stake. etre to on \ “Good otive player piano is tuned up. Boots!” aherepom, “Datestive way, | want to join the O “Glad to see you, Mamie!” He thus replied. + Prince Soaki glanced at Boots suspiciously. Jepp Coogan, the mud drying on his clothes, stepped forward and held up one band. “I must protest,” he said. Street Commissioner Doggie ‘was incensed. “What's up?” ‘The Commissioner growled as making the three-mile limit the limit in other ways.’ He'll grin at the joke and then I'll ma him confess that his move really one to elect Al Miller Gov ernor. After | get through the wife will come in and sing the children’s verse of ‘Send Dudiev to the Chair’ and mavbe si Wows and need $11 for the fee. Send it along, please. A city guy here to-day told a farmer that Joe Cannon was a gun and then borrowed $10 from him. Later the farmer found out the truth and got sore. Much excitement but could learn nothing.—Jeff.” AND NOW PERMIT US to suggest that the United States Government seems to think the Ocean greyhounds are all rum hounds. About Plays Provincetown Theatre has been leased by an organization calling itself The Players Com- Pany, which will present a number of plays there during the coming year. The first will be “Crowns,"’ by John | Luther Long, and tt will open during the week of Nov. 6. Other authors who will be represented by their works are Sholom Ash, Arthur Schnitzler, Philip Berry, Leon Cum- mings, Edwin Bartlett, Henry Myers, Martin 8. Sampson and John Sever. The destiny of The Players Company will be in the hands pf an advisory board consisting of Zoe Akins, Mar- and Players Helen Rich, Amelia Allen, Margaret Irving, Rath Brothers, Leila Ricard, Rosemary Olivette, McCarthy Sisters, Margaret McKee, Esther Banks and the Music Box Girls. OH, YOU, PERCIVAL! Percival Knight, now appearing in “Thin Ice” at the Comedy, announces he will produce a play setting forth the merits of the name “Clarence” and thus help the work of the Clar- ence Anti-Defamation League. No wonder he sympathizes with the Clar- ences—look at that Percival! AROUND — BEST PRACTICE IN A'wortd , ED! THE ANSWER. KATINKA Trade Mark Reg. U. Trade Mark Reg, HE MUST BE Lost —itL ste \F I CAN HELP HiM— garet Anglin, David Belasco, Willa HONORS FOR Two, NoPE, I CAN'T GO OUT, FERDIE — omer) Steal pps ig Th? ames of Flora Sheffield and Know as Je RRaAey RAK” DAY P Keane, Maric Korbell, John Luther] ,0™" Nesbitt, now acting in “The \F Y'WaA\ Long, Edward Sheldon and Cleon| ‘Throckmorton. A TREAT FOR THE GIRLS. John Golden did the right thing Jast night. He bought a box for *Bet- @er Times” at the Hippodrome and gave the theatre party to five mem- bers of his office staff. Those who attended were (honestly they were) Nora O'Reilly, Katie Donovan, Mag- O’Doul, Peggy McNamara and Rene Flaherty. As a further reward for their work at the office, each young lady was introduced to hand- some Murdock Pemberton, of the Hip- podrome publicity staff. John didn't introduce them to Slim Severance as he feared they'd take him for one of phe clowns MUSIC BOX OPENS OCT. 19. Sam H. Harris announces that the new “Music Box Revue” will open at the Music Box on Thursday night, Faithful Heart” at the Broadhurst, @ve been put up in the lights by “Max Marcin, the producer, “CHAUVE-SOURIS” HITS 300. The Balle “Chauve-Souris" com pany at the Century Roof is giving its ¥00th New York performance this stternoon, Gossip. Plays and Patrons wtil put “Tne Doormat,” by H. 8. Sheldon, in re- hearsal soon, ’ Kilbourn Gordon writes from Lon- don to say all the bands are playing |the “Cat and Canary" fox trot, by Theo Bendix and Dorothy Dare, Frederic Worlock and Eric Cowley. English actors, have arrived in New York to act in “The Wheel of Life." The Playwrights Club wants mem- bers, If you want to join, communi- cate with Leo Seidman of No, 3100 Broadway. A one-step contest for the cham- ARE AN’ Tut READ OFF THE ONES aT ———— 2 WIN” DUMBBELLS OOH) COUT QU ‘ehuatanaéa NZ oe aera Fp. OwInGs Freres Rockwood AVE Now RIDE, Liv’ cone! 8. Pat. Off LISSEN-Youve BEEN KEEPIN’ ME IN EVERY THIN / AT Sour House FoR A MONTH AN pie mines wont e Genie WS THEATRES »' ‘i GAMES, MOVIES 'N'EVERY THIN <= U. 3. Pat. oft TELL You LL HAVE No MoRE OF IT! Mary Yo wer ON caer) ARE YOU Dane Witt your SHOES AN STECKINGS/ OFF IN SCHooL 2 we'tt TOSS For “TS Treat! = < L \ | \weit, Y% SEE. TL “RAN OuT Co FINGERS AN Hap TO COUNT ON MY TAKS ¢ Not as Old as He Looks! ER—AWH— WHERE ARE You GONG, SIR— Soa BY Geo. WHERE D'YOU WANT To Go CUTIE ? 1922 (N.Y. Eve. World) By Prose Pub. Co. A Day for the “Krazy Krax” Fans! Se 25s w oq sr ial 4 \ $23 (N. Y. Bre, Wertd) My Prone Pub. Co. Oct. 19, ‘The principals are Grace La | plonship of the Eastern States will be = rs eigenen aay i edi aos << Rue, Charlotte Greenwood, John | launched at the Terrace Garden Dance | nd Maurice Wertheim, Theatre GuildJon leave over the week-end at ends enjoyed “The Yankee Prin- A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. FOOLISHMENT. PUT IT IN THE ACT, Steele, Clark and McCullough, Will- | Palace Tuesday evening. The open-| directors, will tell guild subscribers | tended last night's performance of] sass" at tre te Soskar last pleht S if Sik Joe-Joe, the dog-faced boy, “What fs theve in water that put} iar Gatton, the Fairtenks Twins, |ing preliminary will be tor Brocklyn|of thelr adventures abroad last um-|"The Lady in Ermine" et the Am-|itnry tesiey: wen there alco Mena, | heen ries ue tO sak IE Bh] ety mothers pride and doy. out treat” Hal Sherman, William Seabury, Ro-|and Long Island dancers. mer at the Garrick Sunday afternoon. | .assador Schuman-Heink and ‘Signor Scotti | the pugilist, fs really appearing at the Here's a joke, but keep it dark, “T don't know,” . binson Newbold, Stowitts, Ruth Page, Lawrence Langer, Philip Moeller A party of fifty West Point cadets Mme. Frances Alda and a party of] will see this musical show Monday. Belasco Theatre. Joe-Joe's daddy sailed @ barque “A fire boat.” arn 4 h