The evening world. Newspaper, October 6, 1922, Page 36

j t : ' | When Trouble’s Horde charges i your line of defense, , Don't yield to his rush and ‘ despair, But load up your cannon with good, common sense, And halt the old boy then and there. A broadside of smiles will rip P holes in his ranks, And soon he'll retreat in dis may. Old Trouble can whip a whole army of cranks,~ But smiles will win.out any day. A man who can laugh when he’s backed to the wall Can fight like a son-of-a-gun. He may. get some blows, but you'll find, after all, He’s there when the scrap-has been won. When Trouble advances just fool hima trip; He's looking for men who are weak. Go into the fight with a stiff up- per lip, And soon he'll be cringing and meek. OBSERVATIONS. Why doesn’t the Waiters’ Union take up this bus fight? Indian summer was with us yes- terday. Many a fat man had a red skin. After tho game was called yester- day you should have heard what Judge Landis was ¢alled. Lady Mountbatten told reporters she was not Interested in politics, and jet she is satd-to be extremely democratic. _ THE ROYAL BOOTLEGGER. rol at teat stone te Kickapoo Alice, the Indian maiden who was causing such a furore in Bahalootian society, arrived at the palace in her Simpleton~ Six. Telling her chauffeur to keep sober until she returned, she leaped to the Sround and ren to the door. Ter- williger, the butler, met her. “You cannot enter, Madame,” he sald. “‘Enter, Madame,” sneered Alice, “sounds like a play.” With that she pushed him aside and entered the palace, ber gleaming dagger in her »“Where is Ploosh, the Amerf- can?” she asked. , | “He is addressing the peas- ants,” replied Mrs. Dugun, Lady- fn-Waiting to the Princess of Peppermint. “IT cannot permit this!” Prin- cess Fanny was speaking. Her heart ached for love. The Indian girl burst tears. a “T am your slave,” she said. “Then don't be trying to carve anybody around here,” snapped Princess Fanny. A man stepped from behind ) the curtains. “I shall send this to the ‘What Didga See’ editor and get a dol- lar!” he yelled in glee. Mrs. Dugan struck him and be fell, ¥ dubious about hi into HE Messrs. Shubert have choven the Century for their presenta- tion of “Hitchy Koo 1923," in which Raymond Hitchcock and Benny Leonard will appear. The company will number more than one hundred persons and the scenic embellishment will be elaborate. The opeving date fa yet to be announced. PEMBERTON’S NEXT. Pirandello's drama, ‘Six Characters in Search of an Author," will be Brock Pemberton’s second Production of the season. Wdward Btorer's adaptation will be used and the opening date is set for Oct. 30. Mr, Pemberton bas contracted, also, to stuge ® musicul version of Clare Kummer'sc cosiciy, “Good Gracious Anngbelle.'’ It will see the light -in Hew York e the holidays under the title of “Annabelle.’* (T'S “THE HAYSEED.” @ay Goetz has about decided to cali fie now musical, show “The Hay peed.” It je in rehearses! ot the ‘Times Square Theatie. 7 THEY'D NEVER SEEN IT. } Lep Solomon and Spencer Bettel- Good Evening ! ‘By BIDE DUDLEY About Plays and Players { POEMS OF PREFERENCE Willie, said’ to be a newspaper writer, has entered the race for the revolving union sult, offered as the prize in this contest. He wants @ big, strong «girl as a wife and we hope he gets one. Look: I'm seeking a git who is big and strong. One who will spank me when I do wrong. One who'll say sternly, “Come herc to. me!” Then grab me and lay me across her "knee. She must take the hair brush in her right hand And spank me, yes, spank me to beat the band, ‘ I wonder éf such a nice girt f could And. 1 promise. to love and obey and be kind, The. harder she spanks me the more 1 will love her, TU never get mad and go home tu my mother, IS ture. Old King John looked in. “Who Is this Intruder with the whiskers?” he asked. It proved to be Lester De Belleville, the ragman. Floosh rushed in with nine- teen bottles of Scotch. He kissed the Peppermint Princess and they were wed. The usual fight followed, It all seemed so absurd. (The End.) MusTNT Prohibitii.n Being One. “Dear Friend,” writes John Biren of the Elks Club, “I hope some tim», when the mood hits you, that you will write a poem about this country and what it stands for.” This country stands for a lot of things that don't deserve a place in ’ a thyme, John. Y -iAny New FAMILY, THET BoReoweD i MART, TRON CvER. Bs A AND. “THEY RE — NEXT DooR HAVE MY HAMMER AND AND ASK THe IF Siie AAMME® ie Much onLiéeD NOTI'S DOPE, BORROWED EVERY: NAIus AND teveEd THEY RE ABOUT AND YOUR NAILS ie FoR THE HAMMER Notice—Jefferson Shrewsbury Nut THING IN OUR HAd THE Nerve “READY “I6 RETURN AND Your J h® oN Py special correspondent of this column, House BUT due To BoRRow MY MY HAMMER, MY > HUSBAND RIGHT) we Rize | AND NAILS : ts oyortiny tig esehel aii for toon BRUSHES HUSBAND “IS Por] NAILS AND My’ Heseen> iy | 2 > us. je 16 usually one day late, as - of “Taped ¢ = = ; UP & SHELe HUSBAND ZF ¢ ey a ‘ « tt > +4 be needs tline to think, but bis mas- terful style and keén sengo of humor make up for the delay. Here's his roport on the opening game: “Dear Dud-I and the wife went to the first gamg of the New York City championship contest and !t was won by Miller Hug- gins's Giants. Up to the eighth round the Brooklyn had a lead of two goals but then the Lankles took a few wallops at the ball and got-three circults. I will not try to describe the game in detail, as I am a special writer like Ring Edgren and hate details, After the end came I went to Jawn Mc- Grath and said: ‘Well, boss, what about the game?’ He was fine to mo’and said it was all right. Then the wife stepped up and sang a verse of ‘Send Dudley to the Chair’ just to please the old boy. By the way, send me $11 please. The. wife got excited yelling for the Lincoln Giants and broke her corset. “I've got’ to get her another, 1 don’t know how many people were at the game us | didn't get time to count them. 1 saw a man hit ahother with a plece of gum on the bald-spot and the latter got mad. Much excite- ment but could learn nothing. —Jeff."” AND NOW.PERMIT US To suggest that, if all the Millers vote for Miller and all the Smiths yote for Smitb, the balance of power will le with the Joneses and the Cobens, Cope, KATIN heim sold tickets for the “Music Box Revue" all through the run of that PALO show here and were kept so bury * they didn’t havo time to see the per- formance. As a reward ‘for their fulthfulness, Sain H. Harris yesterday | sent them to Boston, where they saw the show at the Colonial. They both said It was @ dura’ good one | A SPECIAL SHOW. A professional performance of ‘'The Torch-Bearers” will be given at the Vanderbilt Theatre Sunday evening, Oct. 16. The public will not be ad mitted, all seats being assigned free of cost to the members of the the atri¢dl profession and others involved in art. ANENT.“BLOSSOM TIME,” ~The 400th performance of “Blossom Time” will be given at AND Now You AEX SPEAK 1 You ABOUT GomMETHIN' -SUST A LIL’ » BAD HABIT OF 1 Yours LuKe! KA NO WONDER YCAN'T GET A RAISE! IF YOU GIRLS WOULD GeT MBGETHER AND SET A STANDARD PRICE INSTEAD OF TRYIN’ MO STEAL EACH OTHER'S JoB — THe PeoPLE Would HAVE To MEET YouR DEMANDS. TLL Go ROUND YouR TASS PRIMM -MAY WE. ENTERTAIN OUR, OUNG MEN CAL (NIE RECEDTION ENING ini ice a ; l FRIDAY, OCTOBER 6, 1922 | ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. Sure! y'rooR FISH — DON'T. You KNow TH’ SMELL. OF PINE NEEDLES ? OM Boy! AIN'T IT Great “ree. HERE ED? SMELL “THE BREATY OF “THEM PINE NEEDLES BAKED IM “tH SUN! FILL Your LuNés WIT IT OL’ MAN —~ NOTHIN" LIKE “THAT IN “TH! cory ty witer's “Tu! Mater wrt Your, SMELLER ? You BETTER HAVE. iT FIKED — 1 KNOW WHAT “THAT IS. You SMELL | — “THAT. Don't SMELL LINE. PINE NEEDLES IT'S MY BRAKE BANDS SMOKIN !; — WY —! NaBoDYs HAD THE NERVE TELL Wo BEFORE AND Neues SUCH A Good SKATE ~ BuT-ER-YOURE ONE OF THOSE FELLERS (HAY NEVER REALLY KNOWS WSIS SAID we ’em! TAKE OFFENCE OF PEOPLE AND! pony vaio tT For THtem . So? SS Trade Murk Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. = CO-CPERATION 15 THC SECRET OF SUCCESS? IF YouD ALL DEMAND HIGHER WAGES OR THREATEN To STRIKE, YouR MADAME Would BE FORCED "i }To COME ACROSS! REMEMBER— WHERE THERE'S UNITY THeRc's STRENGTH! 1 GOT THOSE GIRLS SO oo « ) Back To DEMAND MORE Oe PAX! Guess Tit WALK ( yp) COOKS’ UNION'S MEETING PAST THE NEIGHBORHOOD AN’ Give THose DUMBBELLS A BIT oF Abvice } BAB FRIDAY ENENING ROM SEVEN, “To MINE ,MY DEARS, 18 THE ONLY EVENING T ALLOW FOR ENTERTAINING +OF COURSE, T AM ALWAYS soe r WE PLAY DOMINOES FOR A WALE AFTER WHcH I RECITE WAT BEAOTIUL PIECE, “HAWATOPSIS: “TE POOR FELLOWS WILL GO WILD LISTENING TO WER RECITE (T THE FIRST We ANDTHE SAME PROGR BACH WEEK- HEAVEN'S: WHAT), WILL THEY DOTHE SECOND TIME THEY COME JO WaT OS? WE AN’ SEE How THEY MADE ‘ ouTt ANYONG CAN TELL HALF THe TIME SOU AIN'T LISTENIN’ BY “iron, Aa to TOU, wi E OFE, See ee AnD: FS RUDE “ONL YOU bss Mos VT ANYMORE LUKE — = PROMISE & ba " KEYED UP THey ALL RAN WoT WERE ou SAYIN’ ‘Theatre Monday night tion now has the record New run of all current shows, It wa York [London by pro- | Me duced on Oct. 3, 1921 Rae ea - ~ @f the lute Lag: Gossip. jug in “The L Ned Wayburn may stage a series ot] |benents™ for ‘the “Near East Relief] zees, will bo wi Fund. at the Central 1 “Thip Ice" is to be preogpted io fi “A Cleav Town," the FOOLISHMENT. ival Knight and the} will be put in rehearsal at the Bel-|vivor? at the Jewibh’ Art Theatre on} the ‘Hippodrome’ are receiving mont Theatre Monday 8 World's Series news by radiopbone| 7, f p oma a grandnic John McCormack wil at th ial mativees of “Spite Corner,’’| tack stage Phere. wae Gd: young Women ) Poe, 's.dune- | Hippodrome Sunday eve te 16 slugham Girl” and ‘That Day"? Lansing in Ermine,” He will return to urope wo ¥ “i ; educated chimpah-| David Wallace announ that] Edward Royce was the guest-of the]. 4. THOUGHT. FOR, TO-DAY. Who said; "People telt “Gimme a Thrill |The Ever Green Lady” will open at| Waftle Club at the N. ¥. A. Club yes-] ‘The. Sultan Club ts to hold a dance} ging,” heat week the Punch and Judy Theatre Oct. 11.]terday. e eleven waffles. to-morrow afternoon. Presume AP Ay by the Nugent Meurice Schwartz will preveat "'Re- ‘Tho employ performers at| there'll be # Jot of turkey-trotting! riots cr one day, 4 in me Tf can And L can't help but say It's better to hear her Aunt Nan lig, PUT IT IN THE ACT, ich travels faster, heat @ Heat, 1t isn't bard to cateh cold RD. f]