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ech f caer Ss wo 8 * “A FORD A DAY.” Te nick 1 AR enedecalie aE . THE EVENING WORLD, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1922. Special Additional Prize Daily for Contributions to Thie Page for Four Weeks. OPEN TO ALL READERS. Name of Winner in Fo-Night’s Pictorial Edition. MANHATTAN wo at Grand Street and the Bowery. The motorman, conductor and , CAT AND THE MOUSE. I saw a Madison Avenue car suddenly stopped by the motorman some passengers got off. Joined by the /fagman at that busy corner and a policeman, they began efforts to dislodge a caf which had run under'the car in pursuit of @ mouse. The mouse went through the underground trolley opening ‘and the cat, unable to follo’ prey had disappeared. , Stuck close to the spot: where its n Someone finally brought a long pole and the feline was dislodged. It chased up the steps of the Bowery Savings Bank, sat down and calmly watched the car roll on.—Felix Block, No. 137 East Broadway FELINE BEGGARS. Bix cats were following a SheMeld Farms milk wagon Monday morning through Fifty-eighth Street between First and Second Avenues. — They yowled and meouwed as if singing “How Dry I Am” to the driver. Finally he spilled a little milk on the side: walk. ‘The concert censed instantly, the cata lapped up the milk eagerly and then wandered off licking their whiskers.—Mrs, J. Meledy, No. 285 East Bith Street. CHARITY IN A RESTAURANT. An old weary-looking man, poorly G@reaved, came into a Newark restaurant, near the tube, where I was eating and ‘and stood inside the door, He handed the proprictor a green card. The pro- prietor glanced at {t and rudely ordered the man out, The old man seemed about to cry as he turned toward the door. A young man sitting near called to the proprietor and had the old man brought to his table, and then to the @mazement of all about, he pushed over to the old fellow the plates of food which had just been brougit to him. ‘The old man murmured thanks and the young man got up, paid the check and left the restaurant without having tasted @ bite of food.—A. Donnelly, No. 153 West 424 Street. HIS AFTHR-DINNER SMOKE. In @ lunchroom on Lafayette Street, between Worth and Leonard to-day, 1 saw an unkempt, elderly man having whet was in that place a sumptuous meal His check was $1.05. Ils meal Oinished he drew from his poc! a small parcel, unwrapped it, took out a cigar butt, lighted {t and walking over to the cashier nonchalantly paid his ¢heok and walked out.—Sal Cutolo, No 240 Bast 106th Street. PUBLICLY WEIGHS IN SECRET. This morning a wom anof Imposing proportions stepped on @ penny scales on Chambers Street. Instantly the at- tention of all passers-by centred on her and the dial on the scales, but she had no intention of appeasing their curios- ity, even if she did Increase their mer- timent. She slapped her newspaper over the face of the scales as the indicator spun up and around, peeped under it and, apparently satisfied with her inge- nuity, stepped’ bff and away.—diss Rac Silvers, No. 216 E. 115th Street. NOW, WHAT DID HE DO WITH ITT I saw the driver of a truck on which were londed many crates of chickens pull a chicken from a coop as hig truck was being: ferried acrosa the North River to-day. He felt {ts breast bone ord then put it back as if dissatisfied with its plumpness. He repeated this on nearly a dozen chickens before his face expressed approval. Then he put the satisfactory chicken in a bag, hung the lug under the truck, hammered back the loose board of the coop and climbed back to his seat.—Katherine O'Brien, No. 128 Charles Street, POOR, POOR | As I entered the Pt tion with a friend about 5 formed policeman rush nearly knocking my in his haste, Apoth officer met lim directly in front of us and they pounced on a stout, silk-hatted man 0 wag leading a beautiful blind gir! tovurd the exit and began to pummel: him. A minute policeny nr he room darkened 4nd the » came to us and apologized. We had broken into a movie act. Alice Joyee was the blind girt,—George L, Callahan, KIDDIES RIDE FREE. In West 34th Street where I Island, Chinatown and other sight seeing buses are kept. live is‘a garage in which Coney To-night, ‘before one of the chauffeurs weng on his trip, he took all the children at play in the street for a ride around a couple of blocks. Ho got a oborus of thanks when the ride West 34th Street. ended.—Alico MeCarthy, No. 601 THE PVIDENCE DISAPPEARED. At Pine and Front Streois yesterday I saw an express wagon siash one of the wheels of a ‘horse-drawn truck whose driver was thrown from his scat and, scrambling to his feet, legged it down the street as if the Ku-Klux were after him. "Looks like a hooch party,” remarked a bystander, “if there wasn't booze In those barrels he wouldn't beat it.” He jumped on the wrecked wagon, Mfted some straw from one cf the three rel, and fitied out « bottle of cotch whirkey, In @ second there was wild scramble by clerks, office boys a burl: men, a man hove in. sight all the hooch evidence le broken bottle.—Thom: $0 Wall Street. THE SAD CANDL Lighting my way with a ¢ 1 was searching through the atth certain sporting paraphernalin ; my nephew, aged four, seeing the grease dripping, exclaimed: “Look Un Charlie, the candle is erying!"—Cha: G. Ehriich, No. 100 Essex Street THIS LOOKS LIKE REAL ‘To-day I saw 1 outer given of an auso interested to vide for food Ticetor HARITY stood in would 1 dnt, but al up tow y moment, he thr ne ped> dier and dropped the coin tn his box. 1 aaked him why he had given bis lt all to peddler to he rep They can't to work and J Yerhaps that may bring me a job. staked him to a meal, wished him g way. I hope Tnek an nt on my funds the Jjob.—Frank W, Bu Gicenwieh Street : MORE SRAVERY Very sekiom du w acore of years y have lived in Chifatown, have 1 heard a good word for e brothers et they the ame 5 ou ness the Insta Walking Mott Strect several days ago T saw a child in Imminent danger from « huge auto~ tmobile running at about thirty miles ‘an hour, Just aa it seemed the ear munt a Chinaman dished out hit the child and swept her up in his arms. ‘The car missed them by inch He had risked his own life, yet one com- Imended iin with a word of pralse for his heroism os fe went on ab: nis business ph BF No. $3 Mo’ Street. A BIRD IN A CAGE, “Black Maria" rambled pa this morning Fourth Avene and 18th Street, carrying prisoners to the Tombs Prison. Inside the vehicle a beautiful baritone voice was singing: “[/ don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way." The songbird was caged, all right.—Grace FE. Doran, No. 245 Bast 1230 Stree A me ect on whose 2 develepad b. THE AMMONIA BOTTLE. had just purchased a bot- at the grocery at 179th Street. She was under her cape. She re- t in front of the drug d 180th Street that she needed some stamps, so we went in there to get them, She of- fered a $5 Dill, and when the clerk usked her {f she had anything smelter veached into hor cape, Her move- on the ‘bottle with a cresh to fumes uasuljed + mop snd thi Leck the door. Such confusion ‘assment! Hattlo Lyons, West 18ist | Streets MIGHT CARRY I D OUTFITS. We saw a tl boy carrying a litle girl in the threng on the Boardwalk at Atlantic City. We went to give him help and he told us they were lost from thelr parents, His father, he said, car- ried a siren whistle to signal them when they got out of slght, but this time, he said, “We Just didn't hear it." We left tiem with kind people in one of the pavilions and started in search of a man with a siren whistle. It was a long hunt pofore we heard such a call sounded, ahd then we learned the man e it was indeed the father of » children we had tound, They were agalnt—La Isoth Street uloe Regular CAPITAL PRIZE! “WEEKLY PRIZES. for the Best Stories of the Week to Be Distr DAILY Prize Winnere Other Than Those to Whom the Ford Care are Awarded: $100; SECOND, $50; THIRD, $25; FOURTH, $10. EVENING WORLD PAGE OF BRIGHT, UNUSUAL HAPPENINGS REPORTED BY EVENING WORLD READERS 1O make this news feature even mo One Dollar is paid for ee every item printed; the prizes are imraddition. Send them to “What ion. ‘arid, Post Office Box 185, City Hall Station, WRITE ABOUT HAPPENINGS IN YOUR OWN NEIGHB be awarded ; “What Did You See?” Daily and Weekly. Editor, Evening jOOD. Vee YOUR STORY, IF POSSIBLE, IN NOT MORE THAN 125 WORDS. STATE WHERE THE THING WRITTEN ABOUT -PLACE. WRITE YOUR OWN NAME AND ADDRESS CAREFULLY AND IN FULL. For the best stories each day: SPECIAL PRIZE, A FORD CAR A DAY FOR FOUR CHECKS ARE MAILED DAILY. . WEEKS; FIRST CASH PRIZE, $25; SECOND CASH PRIZE, $10; THIRD CASH PRIZE, $5. TEN PRIZES of $2 each for next best stories. Wf yeu witness o serious accident, the eutbreak of what threatens to be a BIO for the CITY EDITOR of The Evening World. Liberal awards for first big news DON'T BE DISCOURAGED. if your contribution does not appear on the day following that on waich it was mailed, do not be discotiraged. It may appear a day or two later. All contributions are read, Awards are made for merit. Receipt of one prize does not bar the receipt of others. Several contribu- tors have received three prizes for one story—the $1.00 pald for each story printed, the $25 prize for the day's best story and the $100 prize for the best story of the week. Definite time and location of incidents described in contribu- tions count in making awards. BRONX A MEAN MAN. PAYS HER DEBT.- 1 saw a man on Valentine Avenue hear] Entering the subway this morning: at 183d Street hand a boy of elght a pack-| Longwood Avenue station, I saw a gir! age, then take the boy's coat and point|drop two tickets in the box, remarking to @ nearby apartment house. When|to the guard as he passed the box: "I the boy disappeared in the bulldingjowe vou one {rom yesterddy."—I. HM the man started to waik off, but when|Fischbein, No. $90 Fox Streci, Bronx. I demanded why he was taking the coat away he dropped it and ran} Presently the boy returned with the un-| J), 4)\c : delivered package. He said the mant, {0° ani Taieeae te cae offered hint a quarter and asked him} ter and two brothers have been living in to leave his coat to prove he would} sy.yy 4 ne the fighting thero he hae deliver the valuable package. Thelbecn aimost distracted -day he re- bundle contained only paper,—Michae! ‘ar 5 FAMILY ESCAPED TURKS. elved a ‘ablegra “Fan J. Mullins, No, 2381 Grand: Concourse.| cps) yn eer eee a cue Bronx, pathetic than he was then. Tears rolled down his face as he cricd tke ONE SON'S FAREWELL. As a number of prisoners handcuffed were being taken through Station to a train for Sing Sing, I saw a little gray haired woman running toward them, walling “My boy! My boy!" She flung h © little boys” with their noses arms about the nock of one of the pris-| pressed flat against the witdew of oners and I saw that his eyes, as welll candy shop looked so pitiful to me that as hers, were full of tears, My throat|1 picked out the smallest of the trio Ke lay large lump.—G. I. Me-land asked him if he would like an ice Nally, No, 1114 College Avenue, Bronx. | cream cone. Instantly he looked up and said: Yes, and so would me brothers." had a lot of fun for my money that pila an 1 said, “Thank God. tn the shop had a dry No. 2830 Coddingt And ne Altre Avenue, THEY ALL LIKED HEADS OR TAILS? “I'll toss you for the fare,” said the i Mrs. str conductor of a Franklin Avenue, Brook- lyn. ear to a rather sporty looking pas- er yesterday as I wes riding to Coney Island; “heads you pay me dou- ble, tails you ride free." The passenger agreed, the tossed coin came down head our OF TOWN fire, or knew of any other BIG news story, telephone Beekman 4000 and osm BE SURE OF YOUR FACTS. OUT ob TOWN iH HEAD OF THE HOUSE, On Ninth Avente I noticed a crowd and crossed the street to tind the reason, A big man, weighing about 200 pounds, I should say, with the appearance of a bully, was shoving a little man around because he had accidentally walked into him, and threatening him with all sorts of violence. Suddenly a woman Who couldn't, have weighed more than 100 pounds edged her way through the crowd, grabbed the big nian by the arm and told him to get “into the house,” threatening that if she caught him starting another fight she would “knock his block off.” He obeyed her sheepishly while the crowd laughed.—®. O. Ericson, No. 87 Jackson Street, Hempstead. L. i. : THE TALKING HORSE. _ T saw a troop of Boy Scouts protest- ing against the beating of a horse by’ peddier in the Dunweed!e section, The LUCKY FIND. While in bathing 9. short time ago 1 lost my graduation ring, and a number of young men dived repeatedly. but une successfully, for it Y erday I went SS) wn and didn’t seem ih again, and whilo standing on, the| ors had fallen do! pa I aun it something hard. between| Willing to'get up, The driver at first paid no attention to the boys but kept on beating the animal, ‘Then it seemed all of a sudden that I was witnessing a miracle, 1 thought I heard the horse speak, saying, “Stop beating you brute, and I'll wet up." river heard the same words and #0 did everybody driver stopped two of my toes. It was my ting.—-N. F \.. Glens Falls, N. ¥. HE KEPT IT ON. Sitting in Poli's Theatre this after- noon, I saw a young man remoye hie as it was warm, Seated directly else, Frightened, the In front of lim was a young woman ; c vhose walst was sleeveless and daring- beating the horse, which did get up. ly tow in the neck, An usher ap-|When the horse. wagon and peddler proached the young man and told him] Were gone the “miracie” was explained One of the boys was a ventrilo- trick. —I’. Avenue, to put his coat on, to which he replied:] to mo. “If women can come here half clothed, I guess I can at least take off my coat for comfort. ‘There was some applause from persons seated nearby, and the usher walked awoy.—Stelle Crine, No. 49 Reservoir Avenue, Bridgeport, Conn, . He Ju Meagher, N Yonkers, N. ¥. played a Vineyard TOOK THE GOAT ALONG. On Sunday afternoon I saw a small Ford truck Jn which were seated a man and a woman with a baby. In the back was the baby's food supply— @ goat.—Mrs. J. M., New Milford, Conn, MAKES WORK EASIER. ‘This morning I saw a man sitting at a table peeling apples while he had fai radfophone ne : ‘ PH-SAVER side uppermost, - a> i ci . A BLIND BRIDE tened on his ears @ pair A CANINE LIFE: . Fed Terme nd ne conductor] p. eoijicidence F Iearned the story off recelvers Mstening to music went from a] 4 man who could not swin was bring Haughed'= att Neen Soe strangest. pair of honeymooners I] New York statlon.—Margaret M. Davis,!ing two canoes toward the shore from ag Cea er eye aan Gog aw, after first meeting them on 661 Palisade Avenue, Jersey Cle} q float 200 yards out org midnight re~ . ee a troil r between New Haven end N. J. cently at Lake Hopatcong, when elght - Ween Waterbury. ‘The girl was blind anc of us who had dived from the float and Pee neay ribeeran td her husband was describing cverything| pay UNDERTAKE SNAIKE were swimming ashore, heard him yoil pat £ Sunday afternoon dance at the/he saw as they journey Later 1] 3, garm lot at Bound near|with fright. Mis canoe had capsized, ennsyivania Hotel my fviend and I|learned that thir love had triumphed sa weatennagy it ‘a small] Bess, a Collie dog that was with the became acquainted with twa charming) aver 0 ons to their marriage which Separentiy, dead, As T looked} man, seized his clothing in her teeth BG ERUIHEL let ee oe Biacercate wee elec cade . red] iy it ‘another minke of, the same, alze | and suce edo in holding him up unt eo ul the : ould b Pee 1 color wriggled to the Inert form,|we swam to him. The dog was nearly ning at her honte and meet her family, [bilities of married life, owing to her aie its tall about the bod xiinusted when we arrived, but she un® Arrived there, I was astounded at being| infirmity. “I will make my eyes Molt iia ge away.—Olin Tuthill, 1 doubtedly had saved the man's life— Introduced to my own uncio and aunt, double serviee all through life,"" the] (MANS! Uf Choe Gis), Marry King,-Mount Arlington, N. J. whom I had not met for years, and lover Nad promised; apa tiny wore learn the youhg Jady was my own Jed two weeks MR A BABY AND A DOG. sin.—Lou Feldman, No. 611 Concord} 8tdseport. Conn y fs eh N y leaw a drivi q tourin, Avenue, Bronx, a Motoring through New Jersey I saw a man driving a large touring — OLD WOMAN WITIE A Witist car. He held a baby in his lap. Beside him sat his wife, She held ' A TREE IN A TREE, ae aie: sane Gratien be om 4] @ poodle dog on her knees,Joseph Kaltz, No, 218 Bidwell Avenue, posite the Brons Park t LES Re OL wenatia Cte. GH dhe her eideecE He ieee Te Lub When) the irgtiic coy had sig-| Jersey City, N. J. great horse chestnut tree, und growing |PAved for open traMe north and south, poten . Eww) out of Its main trunk: there war a goou [another whistle sounded and the enst THRY CAN SMOWK SIX LIDTLE OWLS. sized pine tree.—Marjorle Van Pelt, No, ®hd west traffic was resumed ch In front of the Fark Mus! a| A pair of robins in my garden made 864 Bronx Park South the explanation, the cop found an aged |burlesaie House, T saw to-day a sienteg much nose T went to sco what It woman who suid she aiways carried afinviting wemen to smouke in the a ory , me . THE BL ~ coLPipe. whistle and always bi f they. wished. Now, 1 suppose, the{*2# about. ‘The robins were trying to I saw a blind man groping along 3! tr a modern womuf will exercise her -|drive away six baby owls, and the owts/ Btreet ween Fifth and Sixth Av Mra, 1 rogative to @hange mind, decidl ig that it waa bedtime—9 o'clock Hoiteed a bit. o! dgewood Avenue, {that since she wan't,—-Jo- moruing—retused to move. Fi- we hanes N.Y n four of them did Ay aw blindly, 1 I managed to catch, one the re- iad m ng two. He pt all day in the This one v coge T gave him, At night he heard a ato the rn coll, “Hoo-woo," from the trees out- sete arar ane ca side. He answered softly an@ 1 opened care jour pauls Street, REAL STUFF IN THIS LOY. From my window I saw an antomo bile st a boy about ten years old and throw him a dozen {fer To my played with r tucked the child repulsed ve dog w in the when thi riage. W barked it hh MRS. NAN HENDERSON, Ch y exzayed to ap: n the baby w i) (he mother Brall, ARTHUR IL ARMOUK, No. 45 Ten Prizes 1 me. —Ruth pee Meee IRENE ROTHMAN, X s 7 R. 0. LINDBAY, No, 137 1 RICHMOND, JOHN J. MULIALL, Nox 2205 HARRY Mi DEPERMINED TO RY Wi'Z, No aetarh aire Winners will be announced in sine ghto’ Second Cash Prize, $10 Third Cash Prize, $5 T saw a man running after a Jewett ARTHUR LINDARS, No. 10455 Avenue trolley car on Post Avenue and W. G. HUMPHREY, No. 8% lis whouting for It to stop, Bvidently th: LEWIS HAWKINS, | i motorman ear. or sen film, fo eon GC WOLIs, Nu i he kept on ndiscouraged, t man eee up behind the car, caught hold DAVID « LAB No ont of the trolley rope and yanked the wheel M V. B. ESPOSITO. | When the stopped juated the trotley gwheel and Read to-day's stories. Pic (Green Sheet) edition and in other the cage for him, Then he flew away. There Was another bird that came Ike 4 shadow out of the tree and It flew with him.—Mra, 1. H, Michels, Oradell, N.S THE HOMELESS RABBIT, amazement the t up, looked dazed § ’ : Small wood animals were driven to for a mone, arted to wali cover during the suinmer when under- away. he ¢ nb after him, eh was cleared from the side of the examined liiin ool his head, Fi 3 . I saw a brown went bn a aroy i Yesterday’s Special Prizes nhiit buslly earying bits of straw and ort Hut cat rises are additional to the St pald for each contribution ertae an a neat beneath a largo — . . and scampered all over the BABY's PROTEC - Ford Car disp feAr of thelr nei nnd Northern Avenus re t ust Avenue, Port Ct Mra. Fred C. seud sudylon, Aye in ¢ (Winners of Ford Prise please report Immediately to City Bultor, Lit ha ace Evening World, fur ideatitioaton.) — t anal Firse Cash Prize, $25 DO ALAE vel Rei nd hastily JOSEPH WARSHOPAKY. No, 242 Powell Street, Brooklyn. Wo : a hin when fire a js of cign “Don't you know fires a the stopping the car. “Ah, ewan; this a sinoke Koreen mbers Street, say Side ok ust 17th Street of $2 Each = * ond WAY. us smokin ith Street. nordo, No J Mceris Avenue, the Bronx 1 Hast 180th Street, the isronx, 7th Street, Richmond Hull. Street, New Haven, Conn. N. J : kin Avenue, Brooklyn Avenue, Brooklyn. } Classon Avenue, Br lyn. k the ones you think are best. this evening's Night Pictorial editions on Monday. BROOKLYN GOOD FOR THE GENERAL. Aa I settled myself in the Pullman car leaving Washington the other morn- ing, @ tall, distinguished looking man entered and sat in the section across the aisle from me, I recognized him immediately a8 Gen. Pershing, and hin identity was verified for me several times during the journey. Many pas- sengers came through the train to see him, and he sat throughout the trip reading The Sunday World.—Florence MeMullen, No. 337 74th Street, Brooklyn. Was ir SAME WEEK? To-day { saw A posteard which was posted at Varick Street station at 3.80 P, M. and delivered at No, 80 Broad Street at 9.50 P. M.—red J. Kebler, No. 42 Berkeley Mace, Brooklyn. EVERY ONE COULD NAME HIM. A letter addressed to “Tho Biggest Foo! in New York City” puzzled a friend of mine who works in a branch” Post Office. The envelope was opened. It contained a sheets of paper on which wero the words: "You are the man, elyn P. Levittan, No. 1354 Bergen Street, Brooklyn. cCOUL ONT. Yesterday on a Bergen Street, Brook- lyn, car I saw a man who was half seas over ask the conductor to put him off near his home. ‘Where Is that? asked the conductor. The man pointed to his collar, on which was written his name and address,’ probably inscribed there before he chummed lip with the bootlegsers.—Herbert T. Allen, No. 653 Prospect Avenue, Brooklyn ENFORCING THE LAW, A policeman stopped my car ked me to give him a Iift across lamsburg Bridge. About half across, after many complaints it how hard it is to get good stuff under Prohibition, he took a flask from tir pocket and offered me a drink. When I told him I never touched the stuff he took a bl drink himaett, anying, “Here's how.""—Robert J. Brown, No. Sterling Place, Brooklyn, SHOULD HAVE A MEDAL. Last night at 11.90 o'clock I saw # lighted lamp on the sidewalk on Bay Ridge Avenue. In tl semi-darkness [ sow the outline of a woman. She was kneeling and holding the lamp in one! hand. [ could not determine whether she was praying or looking for some= thing. I went closer and as I got near her she called out: “Look out! don't step on the sidewalk.” And thew I saw what she was doing. She wi patching the cement sidewalk In of her home.—George W, Gelling, No. 314 89th Street, Brooklyn, 7 THEY COST SOMETHING NOW, TOO. Aa I was about to take the only ra- ennt seat yesterday in a subway trath at Bay Parkway, T was rudely thrust aside by a man, beth Of whose arm were laden with bundles, He started to sit down when one of the bundies toppled off and fet! to the floor. Splasi: went two dozen eggs! The denouement and the remarks of other passengers 0 embarrassed the man thet he beat hasty retreat at the next station.—Mya” William H. Robbins, No. 8324 23d Ave~ nue, Brooklyn. S SHE CHANGED HER MIND. a To-day I saw @ woman and a girl admiring a pair of green silk portieres which a window dresser was placing on display in the window of a store at Broadway near Putnam Avenue, Brooklyn. Wouldn't they look fine {n our just what I want.” “They sure are beautiful,” ag parlor?” said the woman. “They're reed the girl. “They probably won't cost more than $3.00 or $4.00,” the woman speculated, IT guess T'll go in and buy them.” Just then the window dresser pinned a price tag to tho green > portieres, It sald, "$16.98." “No, Mother, you don't want them,” said the girl. 1074 Putnam Avenue, Brooklyn. SERVED HIM RIGHT. A young woman was walking slowly B. RT. aub- way at Union Square during last night's down the stairway of th rush hour, when a city fireman brushed her aside as he ran for a train, “Why the — don’t you get out of the way he shouted at her in passing. The girl's turned to laughter an in- indignation “Np, 1 guess not,” sighed the other. SON COMFORTS MOTHER, A woman in deep mourning sat beside me in a Franklin Avenue car leaving Washington Cemetery to-day. She was weeping bitterly and a boy of efght years was patting her arm an@ trying to comfort her, His efforts were un~- qyailing until he sald: “Mother, please don't cry; maybe God needs Dad more stant Iater as she saw tho man barred} ehan we 4 ok from’ the. tralp, the soar door BeInBL irre ce ee ee eee slammed tn his face.—Willlam J. Hell- | h@ mother smiled.—Sfaxwei! C. Frank- man, No. 74 Schaeffer Street, Brooklyn, | ln, No. 218 Palmetto Street, Broot TAXICAB IBULANCE FOR OA On Lincoln Place, near my home, last evening I saw a tax! ‘dri which the suffering ontmal dng r stop his car, up und the lew with splints made fron: box. He took the cat ir he intended tal nimals, whore he dog and three other {oJured by his cur.- 0, 1809 Lincoln Place PREVENTS A KIDNAPPING My curlosity prevented wh to have been intehded k to-day at C: Street, whe I saw the driver tract the attention of a pretly litle about five years age. When the x saw I was wate him stepped of gas and disappear Mae Bat No. 1714 Palmetto Street, Brookiyn. " SOME FREE In an Automat to-day two ad Just broken a eut’s leg, pick carefully t I believe duapping | p< ress Avenue nad Talwetto | of of an automobile stop his car and try to at- QUICK, QUICK, DOCTOR! T was operating the projecting me- «| chine lost evening at the Sheepshead ay ‘Theatre when the proprictor asked , | me to cut in with @ alide calling for Dr. Morton. 1 printéd the slide, stopped in the middle of the picture thet was being shown, snd ftashed it, When I pre- ceeded with the pleture a wub-titte fel- lowed, reading: “Get out of here, and et out quick!’ The audience rocked with Inughter.—J. Filan, No| 147 Etna Street, Brooklyn. HORRORS! aw a sign in the window on Kings Highway whieh read: have special invalid and baby And recently T saw @ ign on a Ith house in a small New Jersey ) resort announcing: “Bathing with ng suit, TA cents; without suit, 50 a s."—Julla Boyle. No, 1325 West Eighth Street, Brooklyn. LEMONADE. men sat opposite me. After they finished eating, one went to the slot machine marked “Iced Tea” and took from the rack two glasses, which are supplied patrons. squeezed the juice from the lemo: his fellow diner to join him in a seemed to give them great pleas {son Street, Brooklyn. THE DOG VIG T was Corona this me way to busine found that the centre a pair of dogs, one made the other of si 8 tearing each containing portions of lemons, He filled the glasses with ice water n portions, added sugar and invited drink which cost them nothing and ure.—tilelen Goodman, No, 429 Mad py OUR recorded 0% the ship's ened on the puw An jcun Line oned early ap of two weomed to ha N atricken with par- thal paralysis o: inpted to at e ery time would falb to sand pleces and conduct was qu Kaiser, College Polt PAPPR COAL, Calling on a friend at his home 1] gara found his father soaking newspaper was cured.—Mrs. 2 washtub fled with wi d when lhurat, L. 1 they’ were thoroughly soaked, wring ani them out and laying the wads aside to WHO CAN EXPLAIN THES? dry Inquiring the on bE chad to i on ds 4 ar Long Island NO WAS HERRON City, 1 sa om automobile rum over u paper wads, \ most) roy terrier and Kill hia. ‘The car spged as much heat tn barn Instantly a large dog set Joseph Krulla jr, No, I Astor DON'T BLAME HER A BER, On the Beur Mountain boat 1 saw » lady of five years decline to dance man of & When aske he respond ith him wit! pvien Ho 1 0, st hunond I it the omobt page machine set was too 6 The dig fell behind and at 26th Street turned ase ond dropped. I walked over to t}her from my ear and found her dead I've boon wondering {f she could have i]vecn the mother of the dog killed’ by that driver and what were her feelin iJas ehe pursued him in the race that d her. I. Gehnrich, Ne 6 Street, Elmhurst, L. I. a) Gleave cilia shat os Vee { | ; } “4 FORD A DAY,” FOR FOUR WEEKS---SPECIAL PRIZE---1WENTY-FOUR MORE DAYS 3 ae oe meee