The evening world. Newspaper, September 23, 1922, Page 12

ee PON eu SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1922 Theatrical News and Gossip | —p cS | JOE'S CAR Trade Mark Reg. U. 6. Pat. Off. Good Evening ! By BIDE DUDLEY GOSH , 1 CAME OUT HERE TO “THINK OVER “Tite QUEST{ON OF MY NEXT CAR AND 1 CAN'T SEEM TO GET MY MIND “% WORK ON IT! “WWo CHEAP CARS'LE LAST AS LONG As ‘ONE EXPENSIVE ONE — BUT Look AT ay'GrieF I'D HAVE. — LoOoKit “aT BALLS HERE 1 tS misteR — Down HERE ~ ¥'PuT IT IN D'BROoK ‘AT “Time ? Zeke has went an’ joined the band. He’s my son, you know. Guess you've heered of Zeckiel Pitts, Mary Prebble’s beau. Zeke. come home, the other night In a blue suit grand “Folks,” he says, “I’m bass drum man In the Cornet Band.” Well, you should of saw his ma She sure swelled with pride. “Pa,” she says, “our boy is smart, That can’t be denied.” “It's the stock,” | answered back, “Zeke's a Pitts clean throygh; No one couldn't keep him down If they wanted to.” Zeke’s jest full of music, friend, ~ Clean up to the brim. - ° Whistlin’ “Turkey in the Straw” f POEMS OF PREFERENCE ; \nesenencetiaensiatsteseansmpssementensn? Belle, of the Bronx, who has been reading this column so long she feels she knows us, is out after the bottle of vantlla-scented muscilage, the prize in this contest. “Likewise she hopes to find a husband through the printing of a poem she has sent us. We hope she wins both, Here's her poem: He must be tall and not too dark Good looke don’t count with me, Must not talk rot if he would get A cutie girl like me, Oh, please, kind friend, find mea man, Arrange a rendezvous, Why, I’m 80 lonesome, darn it all’ T'd almost fall for you. Note—“Almost” is good. The lady has never seen us, é It was then that Toady Allen, the handsome yegg, appeared on i rf the scene. ayes tn pacithee ne is fife “Be mine, Tessie,” he pleaded. ay jews! all bis life; “ ” J rp ‘Sure! wer Woon No one learned him how; Picked it up when six years old, = Jest look at him now. All the cities boast of bands That can make tunes hum, But they never heered Zeke’s beat On the big bass drum. Some day, now you mark my words, He'll be all the rage. Sousa’ll have him drummin’ tunes WHY DAWGONIT Tr DUST RASED SouR SALARY Chairman McGoogle took a mouth-organ from his pocket and played the wedding march as Toady kissed her ruby lips. It all seemed so absurd. (The End.) TLL Dust Go In AN DEMAND MoRE TACK — AN’ “Hien BUST ouT CRYIN’! CAN'T Live ON “ouR SALARY ‘ P ‘resain! I KNow ‘You DID THIS AND THAT. We had a chat with Elisabeth Mar bury yesterday. No reason for it, other than the fact that we happened to run across her. We inquired as to her health and she sald it was ex- On the opry stage. * cellent, even though she is xnvmenx — years old. OBSERVATIONS. “You can’t be that old,” we replied. Don’t worry about a coal shortage. ube you haven't a wrinkle in your hae Agony “True!” she said, “but remember Which team do you think will win the World’s Series—New York or "New York? Personal neatness is very seldom this—keep the wrinkles out of your mind and there'll be none in your face.” Miss Marbury took occasion to ex- se noticed unless it isn't there. tol the acting ability of her new Rus- . Mrs. Robert 8. Howard, wife of a/sian star, Mme. Maria Kouznezoff, Now,, Bon T Ive. Ma. (vs Plano manufacturer in Danbury, has | who has just arrived in New York for erY- ‘Har CovtDd NT Huet? AY Mom, SAID IT] f Courd NT HuRT- — Tue as HER AeGAN ® Yoon granted a divorce. Their har- §| COULD NT Hurt ony was all in the pianos. ‘TAXICAB TESSIE. Deve love is mine; she told me so, 80 Viow, ye winds of Heavens blow! tte. Tesste, as teacher of the Jim- town school, was very popular ‘with the puplis. Frequently she would gain their rapt admira- tion by dismissiag them for a day*in order to play poker with the society ladies of the town. Little did she suspect that the School Board was watching her elgsely . So when the fatal day came she was totally unprepared for it. “Children,” she sald, one day, “you may all go home and have a good time playing leap-frog.” a theatrical engagement. Next she chatted a bit on fashions. “Have you noticed how many of the girls are getting around Dame Fashion's edict eoncerning the long skirt?” dhe asked. We admitted we hadn't. “They are wearning panels with their short skirts and the panels make the dresses appear long. It’s fan economical move on their part and 1 admire them for it. They're wear- ing the modern corset, too, which just goes to show that Dame Fasn- jon’s ruling {s always law to the fair sex.” . Here she switched to politics. “I'm National Democratic Committeewom- an of the State, you know,” she sald. “T’ve got to attend the convention at Syracuse on the 28th.” “Who's going to be nominated for KATINKA ¥' Te SAY YOU Gol A BIG* CRACKER COMPANY INTERESTED IN MY BISCUITS ? HOLD TiGHT’— THERE ARE, HOME MADE BIscuITs IN THAT MusT Be THEIR TAN CALLING FoR THose T USeD To BE A“WEIGHT The children were astounded. | Governor?” we asked. She bad never suggested games “T don’t know.” \ SAMPLES you BAKED HRS EOC ST. . to them before. Could something “Hasn't Charley Murphy told you?” five LIFTER™ in: be wrong? “Say, he never tells. me anything,” A CIRCUS ! At that point the entire mem- {she said, smiling. “Just keeps it all ‘vership of the Schoo! Board filed | a secret.” E into*the room. As we léft we looked hard for a y “We heard you,” said Chate- |wrinkle but failed to find even a man McGoogle. trace of one. “Well, what of it?” This from — ‘Tessie. a AND NOW PERMIT US “Yer fired.” To say that Dore Leye has in- ‘Tessie got her bottle of hooch formed us that two sisters named from the drawer of her desk and Kapp work in a down-town hat prepared to leave. factory. Also that we have “Fine!” she said. “This story noticed that John M. Dresser is 4s getting pretty punk, anyway.” advertising for work as a valet. ITH the return to-morrow to standard time, the last ob- About Plays and Players Mr. Daly objected to the way 2 for the theatres this the last act was constructed and re- wrote it himself, Then the author and Joseph E. Shea, the producer, fell and winter will be removed. The|began to buck. Finally William A. fummer shows have been battling day-| Brady was asked to adjust the dim- light saving, coal and railroad strikes, culty. He agreed to see a dress re- ‘vacations, heat, the popularity of the | hed! during which both versions beaches and the absence of New York- rs who have country homes where _ they live through the heated term. GOODNIGHT, ARE YOU STILL TRYING To COACH! MAT CLOWN MILO POR MRS.SMITH-SMITH'S NOW ABOUT “THE GRIP: WHERE PO L PLACE. BUT VOW WIL 2, A MERE MAN, BE ABLE TO LOCATE "HE LADIES’ SHOULDER BLADES? ALONG FINE TOO 3 “WIS AFTERNOON 1'M O,YOU KNOW “His: 1$ TO BE AVERY BYCLUSIVE APTAIR= of the final act will be played. Mr. Brady will select one and it will stand. All parties concerned have these things out of the way /agreed to accept the Brady decision no reason why the new season] And everything is so darned lovely jot be an excellent one for the | it's almost painful. GossiP. Sunday night concerts will be re- sumed at the Winter Garden begin- ning to-morrow night. “Gtibert Emery will have the title role in “The Fool," which the Sel- wyns will put into rehearsal Monday. The Big ‘Top Club at the Hippo- drome will hold an election next week. Its members are circus per- formers. Walter Hampden has engaged Ruth Chorpenning for his production of ‘A New Way to Pay Old Debts," ism is becoming rampant throughout the field of the theatre. And yet.the number of successes on Broadway so far is nothing to brag of. But the season is still young. BRADY TO DECIDE. “On now in Pittsburgh, wos to Arnold Daly was stil) For a while it To bark at folks he chanced to meet, George Arliss has returned from |!ston Hels! ing for it may|Palace ‘Tuesday ni ; al ' : sday night » finals] London in order to make a tour of|to get a laugh on the stage {8 for him England and is preparing to go on|™&ke M will} nla} the Keith vaudeville houses to aay “Atta boy!’ 5 reve reg 10 Sha byy ae, Rag hid aaa has Fite a te csi Oe) 4 Tom-cat scratched him in the face, Russell Mack, of “The Gingham] room waltz | Whieh seemed te 7 a ? E u pert couples. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAy. FOOLISHMENT. hich seemed to us quite out of Giri,” has bought © house gn Wash-!be held at the cc! isle Janis has deferred sailing for! 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