The evening world. Newspaper, September 13, 1922, Page 8

THE EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 1924, | TO PUSH INQUIRY Joos snes." Three Noted Humorists Deseribe [Po iiaM cater. | vers ations were under ation of the Mission, for eight STORE OPEN 9 TO 5.30 @nancial storm which hit the majority 4 “A Sixth Sense,” Says Cohan; “Ain’t None,” Says Hitch-|Siminacy, irookiyn, ent ‘dean’ oraks rl le IN RaN| \ ‘ 1 ae ‘ . na extension courses at St, John’s College, i, pint ident cock; “Changes With Season,” Says Burgess. ied Monday in St, Joseph's Hospital, Founded 1827 SPHmIeNt cohdsealdan.be handed cut t What fs humor? What does {t mean to you? What of the American hin, following an operation. FOURTEENTH STRERT WEST OF FIFTH AVE. ! a : a oe arter, a native of Buffalo, was friends and personal cs) eh sense of hu ? f six brothers, five being priests Cabinet officers, as was th with sues h e Cae aetna eee ee eee aatnveliticutleonee. Sti. Conan) id Hiteheock and Gelett Burgess.| mother house of his order at German. i 3x ed In-|of independent off concerns were] humort cs ae of Jer at German. Revelations Expected to Clamoring for an opportunity to bid] Their comiments are worthy of repetition Pa, The Brooklyn house will >, j 7 ‘ ¢ “Humor is the sixth sense," de-#- aa for a solemn requiem mass at 9 volve M y ninent nd would have offered large bonuses. A ts ; ‘a Calle wyolve ee s “the Petr jeu Division of the Bu-| clares George M, Cohan A SeNS® jie, They like them because they've | S& 8 College, inG. Oo eS Sa {1 of humor 1 WO i thing. It iS) heard them so often they understand are gt in G, O. P. reau of Mines, at the direction of|of humor is a wonderful thing heard them #% n understan : --—— Sec _ lap ean has been gathering|everything. © * * The one g0@llthem. so fa MRS. ANNA M. NOBS, as Americans are con- vel o ary nan being @s to attain] corned, a Joke is like wine—it has to|, Funeral services will be held in Brook- material to combat the investigation| of every human 1, ; iva. teed (From a Staff Correspondent of The) ™ sm the standpoint of defending the| happiness, Whether the ends sought| be aged to be appreciated,” sevaHigetees Wiles Cinine Nobe “Cle Or a Evening World.) h clair contract. The Investigation} are the gaining of riche : peace ie wofheaes Wat veteran, whe died at tae pea WASHINGTON, Sept. 18. Upon) vii) be conducted during the Con-|achlevement or LU Ne x oiee at When you tell Be story to an/No, 117 Maujer Street, Monday. she Ghe return ot Senator La Follette to} cressional recess period, $f Senator} cess, the goal is never reached with-| American audience you have to keep was born in Germany, but had been.a t nis wa itis ex-/out the saving grace of humor. It} in mind that thelr average vocabulary | Brooklyn. rest i} ; Washington this week, the Teapot] La Fottette has his way and it x-[out the saving aruce of humor, Tein mind ir aerageyocbulary Sr aca Swe Bere ance tvan learned tordny.| nol tho country’s, sttenton. pathy alive, smooths the rough road, | mama no, Prohibition, say, listen MARIA KRUZEWSKI. <> Evie resslution suthorising th a : ae makes easy tbe pe aL iG places} ana Rtta-boy ry Tact our voc 1] pSotemn Feautem mass will bo held tn empowers the Pubic Land happiness within the reach of every|jary has decreased in these post-Vol-|the Church of St, Benedict, Brookty, & sc, ee went ci: teen] Se NVEY DIVOR: humaa being. We must continue stead days, many words becoming ob-]/! 9.20 A. M. to-morrow for Maria Committee, of which Benator Smoot THE GARVEY DIVORCE | giving a smile and a kind word to] sotete, stich as highball, have another, |Kruzewski, aixty-four, for forty-five Gitce. Genitor La Follette, while every man and ‘always leave them|jon'tcarefido, and stewed,” years a member of the Third Order of Dente ttt er onraiaitt Mie Will Come Here From England to! laughing when we say goodby.’'’ Which treats humor from the nu-|St Francis, who died Monday at her ® @ member of the committee, ts ex 4 H 1 ; i Bay Papal home, No.'58 McDougal Street, She , ‘ solutios Pi bb ibe Wien ee is survived by a daughter, Sister Mary nf : 7 4 pected, as author of the resolution, | Js iny Garvey contemplates com-| ‘There ain't no American humor. Clothilda, of the Order of the Sisters of A Complete Display of the New Shapes and Colors 4 to press for an early heginning of tne) ere from England oon to press her| Raymond Hitchcocok now has the] ‘‘Real humor aus, oe cows, fie ont st, Dominic, and two sons, August and , ; ii Probe. 7 Be Ret floor the verities of life,’ declares Gelett|staniey. Interment will be in St. John's wo i Qo BY A new figure, whose name hus not) suit for divorce ond aimomrnident| “And tf this be treason—make the|Burgess, popular ‘author, “It has| cemetery. : They’re made Ri ht -- they look right a heretofore apy ae eee Atrica,” her attorneys, Marshall | mont of it,” ho declares. “Americans |overtones of tragedy. The truth may a they come in Light and Medium Brown | with this sige is F. V| et pret, announced yesterday. @he is| have no sense of humor—only a aense|be expressed in all forms, including] THOMAS WELLINGTON HOWELL. ’ 4 Powell, head of the Mesopotamia OWJ ONT 'aetermined on a fight tohavel of fun, A joke has got to be physt-|the There ts a difference be-| Funeral services will be held for Gray, Tan, Pearl and Black, Some are y Company, Timited, of London, aye ess recent riage declared il-} cal, not mental, for them to get it./twe ing comic and being funny.|Thomas Wellington Howell at his resi- ki branch of t andard Oll Compan . Our ‘humor’ is the ple-in-the-face|The style in humor changes with the kind—slapstick stuff."’ seasons. One may be screamingly “Of course,” he amended, “we do|ftunny one year and hailed as @ roar- have a small repertoire of stock|ing humorist. The next season he ts Satin Lined. dence, No. 209 Guernsey Street, at 8 to-day. Mr. Howell died sud- y Monday, The Grand Council officers of the Brooklyn Royal Arca Powell appears to } spicuous part in being In this cou ry during the ti ; IS!past Regents of Kings County Royal ee ee a ‘i stories—some that Cain used to|‘out of date,’ and his stuff falls very, ! arcanum, Royal Arcanum “Veluroneg 1s said to be the man who sec iy Dwitieae io prove this decree in-(spring on Abel—that we dust off/very fiat. It 1s dangerous—being|and other fraternal members will attend aluable Gi} concessions in ser calla Ww every year and dish out to the pub- | funny.” the funeral. Minor, Russia and Mexico f th in Standard Oil. Unless he has left the w Jurisdiction of the nmiitec ba and gone abroad he will probably be subpoenard The See lahat Made Store Hours: 9 a. m. to 5.30 p. m. Open All Day Saturday tails of which were first published in The Evenin World in April, hia& be come a major political issue in cession in secret to his friend, Harry Re Wyoming and other Western States. |} ‘ Senator Kendrick of Wyoming, who}! a took hold of the fleht courageously |i ; and denounced the action of Secretary . i Fall in giving away this valuable con- SEE L. Sinclair of the Sinclair Of1 Com- pany {s said to have insured his re- FIFTH AVENUE election to the Senate over Repre a sentative Frank W. Mondell, Repub- Hean Floor Leader in the House, who at the outset seemed to have the in- side track in his effort to go to the United States Sepate Mondell w d by the Indepen- dent Oil interest of Wyoming and many prominent Republicans, includ- ing Gov. Carey, to get in the fight against the Teapot Dome deal He failed to seize the opportunity through fear of the interests con- cerned. Senator Kendrick, a Demo- erat, took the lead and was instru- mental in bringing Senator La Follette into the fight, which resulted in the investigation resolution being pushed through the Senate by the Wisconsin Senator. Mondell’s failure to take up the cudgels for his own State has dealt his chances for the Senatorship @ severe blow and to-day Republican papers of his State and of the national capital are conceding his defeat. The investigation to be started soon is expegted to splash oil over many public fren und result in the retire- ment of some prominent figures from public life before it is completed, The conservation interests of the country fre intensely interested in the fight, and Gifford Pinchot, although bur- dened with a campaign for the Gov- ernship in Pennsylvania, is known to be in touch with the situation. ‘The Fevelations which are expected to fol- Jow a thorough inquiry may make { impossible for Pinchot, even if elected in one of the largest Republi- can States, to support the Harding Administration for a second term, The seerecy surrounding the Teapot Dome deal was such that it was weeks after it was closed before United SIS ee Store Open 9 to 5:30 AEARN Founded 1827 FOURTEENTH STREET Bath Robe Cloth special, 85c yd. Our new fall shipment—only just received—and a most com- plete and attractive assortment it Smaftest of English Tweeds $3.85 yd. Tweeds this year—the kind of thing you use for sports suits and even for knockabout suits—are bolder end more striking in color- ing than they have been for several seasons, Large plaids or stripes in vivid colors most effectively combined. De Al pened shades and patterns for those who prefer them. $4 inches wide, so WEST OF FIFTH AVE. States Senators, who had inquiries on the subject from inter d constitu- ents, were able to obtain even an acknowledgment from Secretary Fall's office that the contract had been made. With the Mammoth Oil Company, chartered under the laws of Dela- ware, are Harry F. Sinclair and as- sociates, by which the Nation's largest and richest virgin oil reserve is to be exploited. Sinclair, who has had ao spectacular career as a de- veloper of independent oil properties, is alleged to have the backing of the Standard Ot! in the Wyoming ven- ture. ‘When the investigation gets under way the intimate personal relations which have existed between Sinclair and Secretary Albert B. Fall will be gone into. There is nothing to pre- vent a Cabinet officer selecting his associates from whatever group he wees fit. In this instance some of the critics ef the Teapot Dome deal point out that Sinclair, who was given this valuable concession without competi- tive bidding, had Fall as his guest on his private car at the Kentucky Mole Coats nd a Capes 80, 40, 45, 50 inch lengths. Self trimmed and trimmed with Squirrel, Fox, or Skunk. For full length Capes, starting at "215 is. You will find Indian, floral and plain patterns in gay color @ombinations. The designs for very small tots are specially be- guiling, Teddy bears, birds and the like. 36 inches wide. SECOND PLOOR Autumn, 1922 ANew Silk Season Canton Crepe, $2.95 yard— You need not be told the merits of this most popular fabric. We have it in all the new fall shades. 40 inches wide. Crepe de Chine, $2.50 yard —A heavy quality in dozens of colors. 40 inches wide. * Flat Crepe, $4.95 yard—A delightful, soft, plain fabric. Drop-stitch Crepe 4e Chine, $5.50 yard—An imported ma- terial of unusual beauty and charm in a wide range of fascinating colors. 40 inches wide. Chiffon Velvet, $5.50 and $7.50 yard—There hasn’t been s0 strong a velvet season in some time as this winter promises to be. You will find all colors for street and evening wear. 4o inches wide. OROUND FLOOR you only need-three yards or so for a suit. Soft Cheviots $3 yard. You will find ten lovely colors: inthese all- wool fabrics for autumn and winter suits and wraps. 54 inches wide. SECOND PLOOR Special Purchase and Sale of Gabilla Perfumes, Powders and Toilet Waters Prices lower than any we have been able to quote on this finest quality French perfume in years. Perfumes in Baccarat Cut Bottles ae $2.98 ow, $3.85 Bouquet, Lilac, Ouillet, Ambre, Mimosa, Tout le Printemps Toilet Water $1.65 Lavender, Rose, Lilas, Chypre, Violette, Jasmine Face Powder 65c Rose, Chypre, Violette, Jasmine GROUND FLOOR Hair Nets, very special, 95c doz. Hair nets ot real human hair—made specially for Lord & Taylor — and marked at an exceptionally low price—while this quantity lasts. Cap and fringe shapes. Light, medium and dark brown, blonde, auburn and black. Mail and telephone orders will be filled while quantities last. September Sale of Furs Laskin Seal (dyed Coney) Coats 40 inches long—squirrel, beaver or natural skunk collars—Mandarin sleeves trimmed with match- ing fur—silk Canton Uaingr some have hand- some elaborately embroidered borders— Usual value $225.00 Special 165.00 Sealine (dyed Coney) Coats h length — self trimmed — Mandarin oe cuff finish — cord girdle — attractive linings— Usual value $125.00 Spectal 78.50 Hudson Seal (dyed Muskrat) Coats i 40 inch length—self trimmed—novelty girdle— roe enseoo 1 value . is Special 255.00 Hudson Seal (dyed Muskrat) Coats 40 inch Jength—natural skunk trimmed—at- tractive silk linings Toul value $895. bccn Special 295.00 Caracul Coats 42 inch length—novelty chin collar and Man- darin sleeves—trimmed with natural skunk— silk Canton linings—silk cord girdle— Value $325.00 Special 235.00 Raccoon Coats 40 inch length— Usual value $315.00 Caracul Coats 40 and 45 inch length—shirred collar of natural or Viatka squirrel—Mandarin sleeves trimmed with matehing fur—gray Canton linings— Usual value 8350.00 Special 275.00 Misses’ Natural Muskrat Coats 40 inch—striped border— Made to sell at $165.00 Spectal 110.00 Extra Size Near Seal (dyed Coney) Coats Full flare model—linos that slonderine the full figure ~~ Mandarin sleeves with euffs — hand- some ailk linings—~— 42 inch longth—regularly @265,00 Special 195.00 47 inch length—regularly 300,00 Special 225.00 Special 225.00 Furs purchased in this Sale will be stored, free of charge until December Ist, on cari 14 of Purchase Price, Fur Department. 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