The evening world. Newspaper, September 1, 1922, Page 18

Theatrical News and Gossip Trade Mark Ree. U8. Peto -t- Out of the Frying Pan Into the Fire! | JOE - Hey STOLE Good Evening ! Wis ts A CRYEL woRLD — WHY DON'T “TH'POLICE GET <== come on? | Hy By- BIDE DUDLEY Y'PACK A GUN T PROTECT | | THE Thue “Mer, Gave Me a Yours CAR FROM “THEFT AN] |! gal Wis EYE AN’ TRIED Te YER PAL SHOWED uP YouR GAR LAST aR a T97 GET THROWN INTHE JUG STEAL MY GAR, INSTEAD wid Ver Bai f ne ; I like this sort of weather, FOR IT ~~ WHY DON'T ED OF SAILING ME WHEN 1 NIGHT !! 1 AND The It’s really very fine w+ sl ll retina HURRY WITH MY BAIL ? EM Sala : ® Joe's OFF . E'S OFFICE. And yet it brings a problem Gwendolyn of Pilsener Lane, Hobo- \ RINGS = ; ken, 1s to-day’s candidate for the dia- - | | MADLY — Into this brain of mine mond-studded rolling pin, She wants | That worries me a plenty. to marry, ‘This {s how she talks | pe It’s this: How ean | make ar bs fi KNow ¢ A am a maiden shy and coy, i My straw hat last No‘ husbend have I got. \ ' ag , MESSAGE OF Till summer's past ra Jt a man hdd lots of dough \ seek GREAT > 0 come and share my lot. ‘ UF le af 3 And derby styles awake? I'd Uke a columnist Uke you, \N v Ihe, reeliae. I pion P But you are hooked, I hear. ie Bn he WIRE We came downtown last night in the subway, sitting next to a young Negro who seemed 11] at ease, Before the train left our starting point he asked us for the time. It was almost 11 o'clock. At 14th Street he asked us again. We told him it was just 11 P. M. When the train reached Brooklyn Bridge we both left it and the Negro said: “Would you mind tellin’ me ag’in what time it is?” “Six minutes after 11,” we replied, @omewhat surprised at his persist- ence. “What's the idea?” we asked, Qs we put our watch away. _“Nothin’,” he replied, very quietly, 80 I'll accept a Duke with “dooks,” Who'll fight to get us beer. I'd like a man who would confide In this sweet bunch of mud, Who'll sleep while I go thru his clothes. I do not want a “dud.” Stepping into a second-hand clothing store, she called the proprietor to the window. “Look out and you will see Central park,” said Tessie. Heck Hobble of Scrootch County, who was buying a $4 sult in the store, just had to laugh. Suddenly, however, he hollered. His tooth was hurting r. 1922 (N. Y. Eve. World) By Press Pub. Co. THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY Now RIGHT HERE 16 A NICE Cool SHADY SPOT ¢ AW! Come ON UP “ “TH! “Top OF “TH Cure WHER WE CAN wiser 7H’ BEAUTIFUL MY Sars! Look WHERE “THe RECKLESS Fook 16 Now— RIGHT ON “THE “IEW ¢ “only I was raised with Tuther) him, r Boddy an’, God, mister, but I'm under You see, it was a holler most ee some strain.” tooth.” Pont’ OF Pxecutions at Sing Sing usually take place about 11 P. M. OBSERVATIONS, Mile. Lenglen is engaged to be married. Could the wooing of Roger Danet be called 4 tennis court? “Violinist won a race at Saratoga yesterday. Those who bet against him had to face thé music. A Jersey farmer is feeding his hogs fishworms. ‘'Sall right—most fishermen are using bottled bait these days. “Ward's Double in Second Scores Two,” says a newspaper headline. Ry the way, wé hate to show our ig- morance, but who is Ward's double? TAXICAB TESSIE. (Note—The motion picture rights to ‘this story have been sold for Paraguay.) Tessie was thoroughly dis- gusted. All day long she had ‘waited for a telephone call to as- sume the star rdle in the new play, “Sticky Stella,” and it had not come. Moe O'Connor had assured her she would get the part. Now she feared it had been given to Lucy Liver of the vaude- ville team of Liver and Bacon. Lucy and she had never heen friends since the day they met ‘Toady Allen, the handsome yegg. “It must be fate,” mused Tes- aie. It might have been, of course, but there was no way to tell. “Oh, well, I atill have the dia- monds,” Tessie said to Hulda Jacobson, her colored maid. Hulda stepped into the closet, emerging a moment later with a shot-gun. “Do you want this?" she asked. “Yes,” said Tessie, wearlly. ‘I might as wellpgo hunting.” Taking her game bag, she strolled along up Seventh Ave nue, looking for a covey of quail. A Telephone Central girl came siong in her auto. She stopped at 4ist Street and backed the car to the curb. Central's uc- HE) Messrs. Shubert have decided “The Passing Show of 1923" at the Winter Garden on Thursday evening, Sept. 14. Willie and Eugene Howard are the stars and (To be continued.) Anent King Dud. By golly, this Coney Island King thing is getting serious. Last night we met Cousin Bleanor, who very likely candidate for Queen, and she scoffed at us: “I've got 150 more votes than you have, old smarty,” she said. We tried our best to think of a witty answer—one that would make her ashamed of such bragging-—but we couldn't. Finally we just smiled and replied: “Oh, well, we ain't got no Kiddie Klub, lady.” Next the office boy handed us a pasteboard box that had come by mail. In it we found a lot of votes for us for King. A Flatbush young ‘ady had sent them along with a nice note. Somehow or other we sus- picioned the sincerity of her name. It was Ima Fule. And then there were poems ex- pressing sincere hopes that we'd be elected. One poem accused us of making home brew; three others said somebody ought to crown us and an- other rhymed “Dudley” with “ugly,” both words referring to us. There was one real sweet poem, however. Its first verse follows: ° If we elect Friend Bide the King, And for a Queen give him a beauty, Would jealous lovers try his neck to wring When they were driven nutty? We almost forgot to say that Homer Harris, a rubberneck, or rather, a rubber man, wrote Jeff Nutt to say that a paint house at No. 95 Madison Avenue has put in a piano so the employees can sing “Send Dudley to the Chair.” So! AND NOW PERMIT US to inform you that the fact that the Bronx has a fuel dealer named Short has caused a lot of people to wonder if he is this fel- low Short of coal, with It. Lola Fisher and Alfred Lunt will have the principal roles. Alfred Savoir wrote ‘‘Banco" and it has been adapted from the French by Clare Kummer. KATINKA Lost MY.5OB So IT's uv To Yo To FIND WoRK For Me! 6 YouR FAULT THAT | iP Pp a ‘LT Know oF A STEADY S08 FoR A BRIGHT se KATINKKA - BUT DOT REALLY KNOW IF YOu ARE QUALIFIED! WHoLe CLIFF ! HEY Mom . I Foreor WHAT, ‘Ou said TS Ger av THe GROCERY I Tonp You ove AND OVER WHAT TS eer? SSS << you've ETHER Gor To Come a AWAY FROM 4 eu WELL, Tau ME deal Seon Ps ONCE MORE ONCE MoRE*® AND Tsu RUN Back AND Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. y Has Gone to the S: WHAT CAN ‘It BEF Ler © omm Now. WHAT I T6un You TS Ger ¢? ZA “Something for Nothing!” [hy CAN You (ooK WELL — TEND To A FURNACE - SCRUB FLOORS - CLEAN WINDOWS — WASH DISHES - DARN SockKS— PRess CLOTHES — BEAT RUGS- ecennee | AND DO WASHING ? j DEED 1 abs SE CAN! THEN LET'S GeT MARRIED! I'M $0 GLAD You'Re YVONNE - BUT SORRY YOU Missed ‘cade Mark Reg. U. 8, Pat. Off. ON! SEASICHNIESS-HUN ? CERTANLY'A SHAME THAT YEZ =Wo poco AWONDERFUL VOYAGE WAS AND A NURSE. I'M $0 SORRY “TO HEAR WIS - BUT YOU LOOK FINE NoW~ NO ONE WOULD the production is the largest ever pace 4S EVER KNOW YOu WERE made for the Winter Garden. Next A NEW COMEDY. SPOILED FOR YOU ik the show will be at the Apollo} A new comedy by erm e eatre, Atlantic City. In the cast| titted omedy by B. Sharpe, Zeca As, fre George Hassell, Sam Ash, Francis Renault, Fred Allen, Nat Nazarro $r., Arthur Margetson, Fred Walton, Arthur Albro, George Anderson, Wayne and Warren, Alexander F, Frank. Wilbur De Rouge, Mlle Alcorn, Ethel Shutta, Janet Adair, Fooshee Sisters, Gertrude Lang, Lawlor, Emily Miles, Alma Adair, Nellie Breen, Mile. Helene, the Lockfords and the Macweys. The show has been staged by J. C. Huft- Man and Allen K. Foster under the Personal supervision of J. J. Shubert. MISS BERGMAN WEDS. Lucille Bergman, « niece Mrs. Louis Werba, and a “Johnny Walker," will be launched in Asbury Park Monday by Willis M. Goodhue. In the cast are Jack Barnes, Ted Burns, Augustus Balfour, Charles Shoye, John Ling- wood, Thomas Meegan, Zita Moulton, Marion West, Mary Vernon, Adelaide Power and Constance Wolfe. ANOTHER NEGRO SHOW, “Dumb Luck" is the name of the latest all-colored musical show to bid for popularity. It ts by Moss and Frye, who are the stars of the cast, Louis Rosen is the man behind the bankroll, “LIGHTNIN’ " CELEBRATES, ‘Lightn! at the Blackstone KRAX es Never PEOPLE > = ARE $0 a ” EET WAS MY DOG WHO WAS SEEK fA. L. Erlanger and Judge Mitchell] Theatre last night rounded out its Erlanger, was married yesterday to| first Chicago year.’ In ten days it will r Moser, a merchant. Judge|break the Chicago record of The] « Canary,” er oMfciated at the ceremony,!Bat.'' A wire to John Golden says . aut tog had iat aig @Pich took place at the country home| big eclebration was held by the com- A. L. Erlanger at Lawrence, L, 1. | pany. TO PRODUCE “BANCO. and Gene Collins have been added to the cast of ‘Sally, Irene and Mary."’ The Sam H. Harris Theatre will open its season on Sept. 19 with “It's @ Boy." “A Clean Town," will have a special matinee for White Wings. be in the Morosco play, “A Sporting Thing to Do.” “Better Tim the new Hippo- drome show, will start to-morrow night at 8.15 o'clock sharp Walter Perkins has returned from by the Messrs. Shubert for “The Lady in Ermine," in which Eleanor Painter will be the star. Edith Thayer, who has sung prima domna roles in “Katinka,” “The Fire- fly” and other musical ptecos, has And was six hours late, But that isn’t mach up tn Maine. lon. Doris Kenyow will act again In “Up the Ladder.” ®he is to have a new play about Jan. 1. Ruth Conley of the new “Greenwich FOOLISHMENT. There was a young fellow named Lane, PUT IT IN THE ACT. “Why is an elephant like a tree?* Gossip. +» William Harris jr. will produce a| Kilbourne Gordon and Pere " . " “ ” ye 2 y Moore,| Village Follies" will be prinoipal|joined the “Sue, Dear,” cast his farm to create a comedy role in} A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. . ‘Tell us the answer, Mr. Smith. ealled “‘Banco’ and probably will|his stage director, will sail to-mor.|strawberry blonde of the show. Bnid Bennett of film fume ts to| “Guess Who.” BrcesWayT nanan oat’ Rusnars ss:| roe Weel for a hee em Fraime “A tree leaves in the spring and af the season of the Bitz Theatre row for England to help produce Helen Shipman baa been engaged| return to the spokem drama, he will The train was « freight Sepbant leaves with the cirous,” J Henrietta Byron, Loutse Arnold! Herndon, when he producd@s the play,