The evening world. Newspaper, August 2, 1922, Page 24

|Good Evening! By BIDE DUDLEY WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 2, 1922 & v nema sce i emer ent oo 1M AWAKE ALL Ni@HT “TRYIN' “T DECIDE ON ie Ue = Tek’ (A) MAN ACAR 7D Buy — HERE “To SEE YoU FROM he jo : ile tak propes sie, ( POEMS OF PREFERENCE | ree MeTOR COMPANY” — ‘And ev'rywhere that Mary went He's VERY ANXIOUS “TO p>— the men would bug their eyes.| PH. M. of Brewster, N. Y., wants SEE You! jz le're speaking of a year ago, ‘To-day has brought a change, The or ie skirts have put the z cal! »yClear out of vision’s range. We used to gaze at Mary's calf As down street it skipped, And trouble quickly disappeared, ‘Our soul in joy was dipped. to ‘But gay Paree, where styles are mai ” ide, Decreed the short gown’s doom, Vt covered up sweet Mary’s calf . And left us naught but gloom. Oh gay Paree, we have to say Your name is cruelty; have lengthened Mary's Why you Have you no eyes to see? no whit for pretty r sights? "Call in vour fashion staff make it find a way, old dear, «To bring back Mary’s calf. 28 OBSERVATIONS. Ifthe McCormick family could only ‘wing jazz songs, what a vaudeville ‘Bet tt would make! . - Really, it looks as though McGraw should buy a player or two from the Pittsburgh team. _ »-We have been wondering if, when ®prize Aghter scores a knockout, it wouldn't be.called a box score. “SA country hotel in Massachusetts burned yesterday. The guests all got out, but there was a great loss ‘at life, nevertheless. ‘Apple cider, according to the De- ie t of Agriculture, has wormed iis way into popularity in this eountry- od é ‘ LAUGHING LENA teay 6 d Wrecked by a ~ store. When she was a little girl she had watched pinwheels, “Roman candles and skyrockets, but now she was blase and they id not interest her. Grocer Hoskins, however, was eager to eee the display. Lady Hotchkiss @lso was fond of fireworks, so she and the grocer repaired to a orner to discuss the coming dis- play. “I certainly love fireworks, _ Lady,” said the Grocer, very sin- corely. , “Oh, fireworks are lovely, my ¥ ear Grocer,” replied the titled to marry but doesn't want to be handicapped by marriage. In trying for the velvet lined oyster opener, he has this to say: I want a girl to be my wife Who'll show that she has sense. A gentle girl, a cunning girl, Who'll think I’m fust immense. I want a wife who'll wear a smile When I declare I'm broke, Who'll laugh when I come home lit up, For I'm an awful soak. “Well, I should say 80,” she returned. Lena thought this extraordi- nary. She did not wish to be impertinent, but she could not refrain from stepping forward and bowing. “Is there no end to this?” she asked. Grocer Hoskins whirled on his heel, slipped and fell on his head. Archibald was surprised. He stepped across the room with alacrity. me “Lena,” he said, “I love you.” It startled the fair girl and, as she brushed a fly from her neck, she blushed. “Hooray!” Dearing, the barber, had ex- claimed it. He was joyous. An Eskimo had entered the store, followed by his dogs. Lena was worried, Perhaps it was this newcomer who had kicked Gro- cer Hoskins, - “Olligoolup!”, he said. Lena handed him a summons. (To Be Continued.) ~ How’s Your Memory. It's queer how hard it is for the average person to remember little things. Three men were discussing President Harding, haven't you?” asked one. The others admitted they had. “You can call his face to mind?” Both said “yes.” “Well, has he a mustache?” “Sure!” said one. “He has not,” came from the other. To settle the question they found a Dicture of Mr. Harding and it was seen he—but, just a moment, dear reader. Can you answer the ques- tion offhand? AND NOW PERMIT US to inform you that the external SHE'S AFRAID HER HUSBAND, | HAS GOME “TERRIGLE MENTAL AFFLICTION’ # You WANTA Ger Hurr SHE SAYS -GOMETIMES SHE TALKS “To HIM FoR Hours’ AND THEN DISCOVERS He HAGN'T HEARD AWorD! J Hey, wat S The 5 ~AN' THEY KEEP ME AWAKE ALL DAY “Teviny' ot -No~ BUT 3 HERE? come MATTER WITH ‘You? Yeue cigar 's oe arg he} be4 subject in a hotel lobby yester- AWAY FROM Lam duetiy’ | GETTIN’ SHORTER ) “so im the grocery “You've seen many pictures of Thar MAN & THAT KD ANY ¢ an’ SHORTER - AND T DD NT WANT MY LITTLE BROTHER AROUND WHISKERS ] me fet ee 2 visitor. use of whiskey to-balk mosqui- KATINKA Why Not Simply Hop? “Oh, how nice fireworks are,” toes is futile. They're bad - u Py P ame from Hoskins. enough sober. IHAT.HEANS YOU MUST NHAT Iad, Frank Craven, seems to be a glutton for work. Not only has he written “Spite Cor- "in which John Golden is to star Kennedy, but he is directing tiie rehearsals and for the opening out of town will play a role. Production ‘will have its initial presentation at the Savoy Theatre, Asbury Park, next Monday evening Mr. Golden will see it but he will modestly remain in the background ‘nd permit the honors to go to Miss Rennedy and Pooh Bah Craven. » AN HONOR FOR JULIA. Sanderson has been selected to Wepresent Massachusetts on Aug. 3 @@ the official sponsor of. the new State bridge at Springfield. The bridge will be opened that day and “Tangerine” star will have a badge and every- of honor, ‘ HAZZARD IN IT. “Greenwich Village ‘Awtul,. Mabel?" Follies."’ is the lad who wrote, “Ain't It About Plays and Players sociated with Mr. Harris in this ven- ture, BILL A LIFESAVER. Bill Sellery, known to everybody in the theatrical district, saved a young woman from drowning the other day in Long Island Sound. He reached her just in time. She said she was Mildred Maxine of Douglaston Park, nineteen years old. Bill gays she is very, very pretty. So! A NICE JANITOR, The Washington Square College Players at New York University are @ resourceful lot. Not long ago they were giving some playlets at the Lenox Little Theatre and it was dis- covered that the wardrobe was shy a couple of work shirts. Much excite- ment followed. What was to be done? Finally Albert Kretzman saw a jant- tor across the street wearing a shirt and it gave him an idea. Bounding out of the theatre, he visited the jani- tor and borrowed not only the shirt he wore, but another like it. It saved the show and proved that janitors are really good for something after all. NO SHYLOCK FOR HIM. Barney Bernard of ‘Partners Again’* has decided not to attempt “Shylock” for a while at least. He is very com- GOING To MASTER THE STUDY AND MAKE A FORTUNE GIVING LECTURES! HY! THAT SURE WOULD BE WONDERFUL ¢ WILL You TELL Me THe SecreT ?| BUY TWO PAIRS OF SHOES EACH YEAR | NOU, IN MY LECTURES I'D SHOW How ONE PAIR COULD LAST — it's simple ¢ TAKE LONGER JUKE AS LONG, AND CUT, YouR SHOE_EXPENSE HAVE TO ADMIT L GOT IT IN A VERY CLEVER ARRIVED AT LAST! Au! THOSE WHose KRAZY RRAX WERE Pupusnet IN THis Couurtnt Witt RECEIVE [Teves SHomty HAVE THOUSANDS JOF PAIRS, 60 KEEP SENDING YOUR “IKRAX" IN, THe CONTEST 8 STILL L= orn JUST THINK OF ALL THE © =e ‘.“MONSTER” WEDNESDAY. Joseph M. has arranged to] fortably fixed in his present ‘Potash “The Monster”, his new Crane] 2nd Perlmu vehicle, so why mystery drama, at the 39th| should he try any experiments? we ‘Theatre next Wednesday eve-| ask you. GossiP. layton is preparing a new th vaudeville. »."MOLLY, DARLING” SOON. L, Erlanger ha: Blossom Time" players are -|back from their vacations and are ready for work “Thre by d M . The opening is set for Aug. ‘The book is by Otto Harbach and Cary Duncan, the lyrics are Old Maids," a number de- William Kent, went into ning, Dearie," last night. sy mae the music by Tom) an. gelwyns are to-day eas joined the cast of ‘Lights Out now| ‘Kast of Suez,"? which A. H. Woods is] matic version of Oscar Wilde's Dorothy Weston: is another|the b-cent cigar. The smokers find] When the bell gave a clang, mw eae the Wednesday matinee schedule of |being Produced by Mrs. Henry B.| producing. John Hailiday will have| Happy Prince.” It will go in “The | newcomer, various other things, She resorted to slang HARRIS HAS ANEW one, _ [Bernard and Carr in “Partners Again” | Harris. ne pars Pin Wheel” Jeter Howard Teanscell, bes eee see “i Te et a gaa H. Harrig will produce at the|*t the Selwyn, “Kempy” will reach its 100th per-] Judge Gustave Hartman hus ar-] Olive Vaughn, comedienne and|!® the cast of “Abie's Irish Rose” a FOOLISHMENT. ee Pheatre, Atlantic City, next] “The Wheel of Life’ is the name] formance at the Belmont Theatre] anged for a beneft for the Israel | dancer, has been engaged for a role in| ‘Ne Republic. Mhate aana Viole Gann aamed PUT IT IN THE ACT. of the play in which Marc Klaw, Inc., | Rext Tuesday evening yphan Asylum to be held at Mur-| the new edition of Scandals." a sea Pb “Mrs. Smith ts in half-mourning.” A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Polly, “What's the matt 7° " Tobacco men say there is profit in Who went for a ride on a trolley. dead by Will star Elsie Ferguson. The name of Basil Rathbone wa: ay's at 11 P. M. on Aug. 7. Ker and Weston, dancers, have been Chemine Wilkes ts ac. Olive Harper and Cy Plunkett have erroneously included in the cast of Michio Itow ts rehearsing a dra-! added to the cast of “The Music Box