The evening world. Newspaper, August 2, 1922, Page 21

a Wes) BE BNC ee FOLLOWING MARK TWAIN An Innocent Abroad American Tourists in Paris Are Too Often Dumb By Neal R. O’Hara Copyright, 1922 (New York Bventag World), by Press Publishing Company Have Plenty of Money to See the Sights, but Don't Know What's What About What They See PARIS, July 81 HE reason American tourists here are trimmed backwards and elde- E Ways is because American tourists are dumb, Folks that don’t know @ bas-relief from a pomme de terre are flocking around loose with thou- Sands of francs. They are trying to see Paris and they dontt know what to see. They want to get their money's worth, but they don't know what IS their money's worth guy taxt ride and tipped the @river 64 franes. ‘That's $4.50! that taxi man to think You can't blame him for insulting the next Yankeo fare that tries to tip him a franc, or § cents. One took a 80-cent You can’t expect Americans aren't insane. You see prosperous the sights like more banknotes than brain his hat tilted back on the re: mouth. He is the Jan folks galloping all over scape, scooping up An American business man with surveys the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles with of his skull and an unlighted elgar butt in his woing through the process of being shown, but when it's all about. He thinks Louis XIV. 4s the boy that He thinks Madame de la Pompadour was they'd shop for groceries over, he won't know what it invented red and gilt the original lady Ho pronounces ,Versailles to rhyme with percales 'That's a fact, without exagg furniture, ation An average American tourist ean seo Notre Dame, the Madeleine, the Louvre, the Pantheon, the des Invalides. And he'll earry away from Paris the infoymation that the Eiffel Tower is more than 900 feet high, and that all the public i Cate buildings are closed on Mondays ‘There's only one thing in France that’ The Fre worse than the coffee and that's a Pittsburgh stogie stick out like a handsome smoke. The natton controls the cigar and match making indus- irfes, which ts probably the reason they're both so rotte for the terrible duty on imported tobaccoes ¢ bringing in matches to the native cigar neh weed makes It likewise accounts the absolute embargo against Pwo noted chains of American cigar stores have made propositions France. the duties they will pay on imports will balance all profits that France makes on its own manufactures. But the Frenchmen are wary of inva They claim American enterprises, and they want to hang on to the tobacco industry for the reason that jobs in ¢igar factories compose a chief part of political patronage. Rue de la Paix, a short street of three blocks, is the centre of Paria’s most exclusive retail belt. It is the essence of Fifth Avenue elass, with its high grade jewelers, parftimer art dealers and modistes. The prices here are the stiffest in all Europe. A bonmot concerning the Rue de la Paix is that you pay, first and rue afterward Bull Montana of the movies was here recently. ican films with a face and body Bull is the guy dmeAmer> , twin assets that have piled up a fortune for him. He passed through Paris with a valet and secretary, and stopped at a highly perfumed hotel. Fifteen years ago Bull was over here serving as a punching bag fighters and taking beatings for Jess than a tranc a day. Ho eald so himself, Paris had as much fun seeing Bull as Bull did in seeing Paris ° like @ gorill for p The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening W OU all d) by Press Publishing Company. 6 seem to have got girls, this house is haunted and no- cold feet about camping body could stay in it all night on ac- out,’’ said Mr. Jarr when count of a ghost. But one of the sol- he came home the other evening and dier boys back from France who had cast an appreciative eye around at fuced death in the trenches bet $10-he the Cackleberry girls, who were still would stay all night in the place. Bo visiting Mrs. Jarr, from Philade he went there with a roll ef blan+ It was a busy scene that looked ets""—— upon,.Mrs. Jarr and her fuir young It was a couple of quilts that he visitors sewing and embroidering borrowed from Aunt Hetty," inter- “‘It isn’t cold feet, it's wet tect We're jected Mrs, Jarr. afraid of," replied Mrs. Jarr. ‘It Mr. Jarr gave her a look, but went been raining so much this summer oy: «phe young soldier found an old that really it 1s just as well we didn't 4.4 and wrapped himself in his go to any summer resort, let alone yy nyotg camping out.’ “Ouil “ ‘Johnson, the cashter down at the |, Quite” sald Mra, Jarr, “ang it office, was telling me that he rol DB SOUGH, AOE A Ded, wW he young man went to sleep, and of a fine place to camp out, not so far from town—only a night and day by he was awakened, feeling cold all train, and in case of rain there is a at midnight," Mr. Jarr resumed deserted old farmhouse arby that dosgedly nd by the dim light of the whole party can take shelter in,’ the dying fire saw a ghostly hand remarked Mr, Ja beckoning to him at the foot of the “y was Mrs, Jarr’s comment, bed. He called three times that he “and it's a haunted house, I have no would shoot''—— doubt."’ ‘And then he shot,” said Mrs, Jarr, “T believe It Is," 1 Mr. Jarr, “but “and what do you think, girls, it that makes {t all the more interesting; Wasn't a ghostly hand at all, tt was his own foot sticking out from under the quilts, and he shot his foot and was we could devote ourselves to psychic research,"’ hepa bY erted Atiaa Mme forever after. And I don't be- ey Ps sored £0 GaAe! cried MIS] lieve a word of it begause I never : y met the young man, and I was down just have to grab hold of nebody “, f ates there on Uncle Henry's farm tast “i¥es, you'd grab hold of one of the Summer and went into the house in young men, you'd take good care to the daytime @nd the roof was falling do that!"’ said her sister Gladys snap na nd there Wean't any couch or.eny: pishly. “Maybe it was ectoplasm," said “Now girls,” remarked Mrs. Jarr qyene Cackleberry, =I know of a me- reprovingly, ‘don't interrupt so, it 18 dium in Philadelphia who produces very rude, and let Mr. Jarr tell 48 e¢toplasm, and what do you think it about the haunted house."* is? It’s nothing but a hunk of chew- didn't say the house was haunted re am ttt Johnson was telling about," 1 Aren't we golng over to Mr. and Mr. Jarr, “But 1 « woof a Mrs ngle's to-night to a tabl 1 house in the country near y eance?”’ asked the oth lienry’s farm that + YM Cackleberry 1 [ hate to go there, girls,’’ said do tell us about it! ed the M Jarr “Every time Mr, Rangle ‘ 1 in n vty to tell something Mrs, Rangle heard that nd \iterrupts him, or vice versa, and never. tells nyway they get to quarrelling, It's an awful Jarr, nuisance T said, very rude, rude to interrupt remarked before visitors. Mr. Jarr to his good lady, “You sail At this Mr Jarr groaned but said @o yourself, Well, as 1 was saying, no more. Adella Prentiss Hughes of Cleveland Built It Up by Twenty-five Years of Hard Work. Copyright, 1922 (New York Bvening World) by Press Publishing Company HE only woman manager of 1 symphony orchestra in Amor foa is Adclla Prentiss Hughes of Cleveland. The story of her achivementa 1s the story of a big idea backed hy twenty-five years of unflagging con- centration and consecration of ability, * time and straight thinking. Adelia Prentiss as a girl set herself to bring good music within reach of every, man, woman and child in Cleveland. As a woman, she finds herself man- ager of an American symphony or chestra, “mother of ninety’ clans, as she is affectionately called, and with a record for tho last season of fifteen community centre concerts: & music memory edutest in wl 3,000 school children took part; instruction by orchestra players of 800 children in the band school arranged for in co-operation with the Board of free Education; twelyo Sunday popular concerts; sixty-two concorts out of town; sixteen pairs of evening sym phonies and a number of afternoon concerts for children. After the fashion of who writes birthday every year, to be read five years from fhe date of writing, and thereby “watches herself Adelia Prentiss Hughes in her file of old concert programmes Is able to see in retrospect how her beacon has led her from accomplishment to accom- plishment. Thirty-one years ago a programme printed in rose and gray announced a joint concert of the Banjo and Glee Clubs of Vassar the list of numbers to be played was printed Glee Club Leader, A, Pren- tiss, '90; Banjo Club Leader, A. Pren- tiss, '90,” and further on two songs, “Vassar College" “Our the letter woman herself a on her grow," College. Heading and Alma At last the tip of the parasol comes in for the attention that hitherto has been expended on the handle. DOLL TOPS LATEST PARASOL | Mater,” wera credited to the mus! anship of A. Prentiss, ‘90. For a year after graduation she studied music in Europe with an {dea of an accompanist, The ability, which 1s perhaps marked charaeteristte, led » a concert to introduce eveland in her new ca- Thereafter, arranging con- ts seeming much more interesting Adella Prentiss service to Cleve- becoming executive her most her to arran: herself in C} pacity. than Hu land accompanying, es began her Many of the patrons for her first concert in Association Hall have stood by her through the years as her guar- Cleveland Musical Arts the auspices of antors. The Association, under FOTOGRAMS me decorative Paris has just tried out the idea of using dolls for the tops—all sorts of dolls and it has gone over big. a Summer By Emilie Hoffman: RASPBERRY BREAD PUDDING. WEETEN one pint of raspberries S with one-half cup of #' aur apd stew them; when done pour over two cupfuls of bread crumbs, Allow this to become cold, then fold in the stiffly beaten whites of two eggs and bake in a moderate oven il nicely browned, — Se tir ly wit sweetened whipped RHUBARB CHARLOTTE. Cut rhubarb into small pieces Cover bottom of greased baking dish with a layer of brea mbs, ‘Then put in a layer o nk with one-fourth cupful of nd a few drops of lemon juice, (latte may be omitted, if 1 n tinue this until the d ing the top layer of © New York will see them soon, Desserts J pieces of butter over the top and bake one hour in a slow oven, Serve cold, Sweetened whipped cream the top will make a delicious addit Stewed rhubarb may be us which case bake it only twenty min utes inja quick oven GOOSEBERRY WHIP Steam and wash the n then stew them, Strain and cuptuls this pulp ad pow sugar te, Fold in the | white one egy and half cream whipped stiff, Line with halves ef lady fing with the mixture, Chill t be if r ng matter n ' rey mixtur the centre it makes a Serb ib appearance as well as Luate which work, Mrs. carries her is proud of her and has firm faith in her foresightedness, her dfrect thinking and ability, to make Hughes on her things happen right. The assistants who work with her In Maxims of a Modern Maid By Marguerite Mooers Marshall Began ag Leader of Vassar Glee Club—After Gradua- tion Studied Music in Europe. the office of the association and the men in the orchestra vouch for her consistent consideration of their needa. Adelian Prentiss Hughes expects much and gives much. For example, in a recent concert at Vassar she planned to have the performance at 2.16 P.M. “That will give the men a chance to get back to New York in time to go to the theatre In the evening,” she aald. The combination of Mra. Hughes's talents, supplemented by the genius of the conductor of tha Cleveland Orchestra, Nikolai Sokoloff, has been the making of a remarkable music civic organization Im Cleveland known as “The Orchestra.” With rank in mustea! etreles among the four best orchestras of the coun- (ry, the Cleveland Symphony Orches- tra goes. a step further. Not for music lovers alone and the elite, but for the rank and file, Is good musta made possible by, the Cleveland Orchestra. The lst of artiste she has brought to Cleveland in the last twenty-five years contains the name of almost every star that has touched zenith, ‘Two years ago she brought the Diaghileff Ballet Russe to the largest house to which they, had played out- side of New York. The seoret of her success? Well, here’s one that you may have for what it is worth, Mrs, Hughes breakfasts every morning on baked apple, toast, tea and eggs and doesn't feel right for work on any other morning menu. Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by Presa Publishing Company. The summer girl has a rubber heart—anybedy can make an im- pression on it, but the moment he goes away, so does the impression— and the heart itself is absolutely non-breakable. S) IMENTAL, writers love to picture the business woman longing for 40 # “her own home with a REAL kitchen.” about the wife who used to work in an office—and who has an un- ‘They have nothing to say Quenchable nostalsia for her neat desk, emoothly-running typewriter and blessed eight-howr day. This “one love of a lifetime” sounds well—but there are women who prefer the lovemaking of @ professional, rather than a ‘prentice, hand. Among the shining triumphs of male Inconsistency is the man who always talks too muc} “tells everything she knows.” —and then complains because his woman auditor “Hang your clothes on the hickory limb” they used to tell the bathing girl. to-day. Hang some clothes on your own limbs: " scolds the beach censor It myst he so nice to be a man. He can always find some serious young creature who really believes bis story of why his wife doesn’t understand him. Nobody ts quite so exasperating as the woman who makes a point of defending the absent And the cynical always will be convineed that she herself has a guilty conscience and 1s trying to establish a polloy of reciprocal protection. Divorce sometimes {s the preface of a new romance—sometimes it's next-to-the-last chapter! ‘Though the man-of-all- work and the general houseworker are as extinct as the dodo, the wife-of-all work merely dies off—not out, | Do You Know? i a By Hazel V. Carter. THE MARCKVELT. you can conceive of a time when | nobody played bridge, when there hotel lobbies to get wether in, and the ehurehes didn't be- were no lieve in strawberry festivals—you are way back the time when Marekvelt the Newport of day as well as the Wall Street The Marckvelt was the old market place which used to be PP Bowling G Hesides exchanging butter and eggs at the Marekvelt, the ex- changed the news from cussed with equal fervor the latest the latest in the was the Dutch just en site our present townspeople Holland and sermon by the dominie or bonnet by Dtewertie, caughter of Hendrick, Van Dyck. the east side of near Stone, tt ex worn rosy Comme Whitehall tended as far as Beaver Street. T ttle fair on cing Street, n October the grevt annual wi held, and cattle n wst-dorp (now Jamaica ot with those of Oost-dorp i tat 1 th@ tu V e battled might udd, t Broadway und © More exclusive sections to-day The Indian stood silently by while the burgher rivalled his wife for clamor, interchanging views with some the price of beaver-skin sudden and un~ wise trader on or the called for rise in clay pipes In another corner the sturdy farmer vrouws from Viakle-bos (Mlatbush) put their heads only the short, volum the hob-nailed shoes, w kirths and hoods wert And not tar away lasules from Ompoxe with their close-quilted caps head: bands, heavy gold earrings and copper shoe-buckles—which was the official flapper uniform of the days before sandals and scarfs close together, and ous petticoats, Jen stockings, vis hove buxom (Amboy), and Anchored in the inlet at Broad Street were hosts of shallops and canoes of Indians, from whom the people of Long Island bought veal and venison, Skippers also docked to sell uanes’' (oysters), striped bass and which some of their owt ords ad vertive as ‘not less than a foot long After eating perhaps yards and ards of such oyste the fami! would pile in the ca aden wit dstuffs for all, fresh ribbons and 8 for the ¢ t Linsey woolsey for t vrouw ngerbread f te 8, ant me new pipes to ip the chimney cores Galty Peters, New York girl, month's vacation, who groatly inte . 0. Billings, upset while boat - ANOTHER STUMBLING BLOCK, 8 Billings rowed along Sally be wan to see her flance in a new light, She had heard that wealthy men were often misera and 414 not give their wives as much money or freedom as the middle-class men. Was this little round-headed, bald man that type?. Was Bonnington right when he sald that love was the most vital, compelling thing tn the world? A woman woulf go without lux urles and even deny herself many of the necessities of Ife if she really loved a man, but would that samo woman be willing to do this for a man who was woalthy but merely miserly? Sally knew that thero was a spirit within her which would save and pinch for the man she loved, Sho would remake her clothes, cook over food and even decorate her home to Bave expense, but would she be willing to go without things to pamper a man in saving up money when he was already well to do? Then too she did not like Billings’ admission that he Intended to make a codicit in his will cutting her off with only one-third of his property in case she should rewed qt his death. That afternoon while Billings and his sister did everything In thetr power to en- tertain Sally, her girlish mind was pondering over many things. Tt was still ght when Billings drove Sally to her cottage that eve- ming and bade her good-night. She did not feel especially victorious she rods py the twins’ cottage. this evening with the millionaire whom they had been so anxlous to capture. They Were not out on the veranda “the victor ride by with her spoils.” 48 eh@ainsrried this widower dances and young men were forever out of her line, he would even make it {mpossible for to remarry, in case he died. “I don't think I will be able to see You to-morrow," the widower told her oo Good Health Tips for the Traveller —By Charlotte C. Wes’ Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Company, UGUST and September are the banner vacation months. Are you planning a little trip on land or by water? If so, put your house In order first, for you will de- rive no satisfaction from your 4our- ney, be !t for business, education or pleasure, unless your health is well fortified. The longer the journey, the greater the need, Several days or even a week before regulate your diet carefully. such foods as tax the digestive organs and espectally those whicl are harm-~- ful to you, let the diet consist of bland, highly nourish. ing, easily assimilable foods Every morning on arising sip one pint of hot water. * If you are tn clined to biliousness-or, to costiveness add a heaping teaspoonful or more of sodium phosphate, Some prefer. cold water and effervescent sodium plox- However, hot water taken on empty stomach is a marvellous anger, and that is what we want to accomplish In other words, By draining the system of tmpuri ties, you thereby slde-step those diges tive discomforts—nausea, sick head ache, indigestion and so on—so likely to arise on a journey A visit to the denfist, the oculist and the chiropodist is in order, If you have never suffered the conse quences of neglect fm these mutters you will not appreciate this advice Many 4 sound tooth has been removed by @ bungling dentist, or the nerve destroyed in one that could have been save Those tiny Lttle spice poultices called ‘Polorts' are wonderful first aids to the dentist, Never fail to in clude a few in your travelling bag. You can buy them in any large drug store When attacked with a Jumping tooth ache, plunge your Httle Poloris in very hot water to soften it, then apply pip ing hot to the gum over the seat of pain, The agony of an abscessed tooth can be allayed in this mann until a competent dentist is react You may not wear glasses and ye ht may be ge but to d cover that the thousand and one un usual impressions made upen the ey in travelling constitute a Btrain, a for which your eyes were pared, and which may — practically handicap your nent, vol a pleasant experienve. Suitable lenses f 1 event. th t glasses are \ he}pful in remo by subduing the light. forget your cup. and a good eye bath. You will weed them, Sally’s Summer Does a Girl Ever Marry ? Her Summer Beau By Caroline Crawford gone ‘On the train she mi Cut out: ? the poantry, where she will * young mane Richard Bonthngt Billy Croton, Thon she moet when she and Bonnington are parted, “for both my sister an they, and I are going to Trey to-morrow and we shall be gono all day. But let's look forward to the next day— @ glorious day all to ourselves on the Jake. . Bally inwardly rejoiced at thin’ ti of information for sho really wanted to spend a day with young peopl again, It had been most depressing during the two days past to spend her entire time in the company of alder minds. Sally had always avotd~ ed the companionship of hor eldera and naturally sought youth She was planning just how she would make up with the twins and Rilly Croton when there was a gentle tap at her door and the latter's volce timidly asked, ‘Could you come down on the porch for a few moment: Sally?) T want to tell you something “Of course I can, Billy,’ joyfully, cried Sally, and before she knew tt she and Billy Croton were running downstairs arm in arm, They chose a corner of the porch where the cool lake breeze fanned them and the old ladies were not elus# tered together. Then Billy lighted his pipe and suddenly burst out with 8 Sally, all the girls have it around t you're a second Beck} Sharp, and Bonnington and T are tie only ones who stood up far you.’ “[ don't caro what the people of Round Lake say about me," sneered Sully.’ “Don't suppers you do." agreed Billy. ‘But there's something back of it “Well?” laughed Sully. “Well,"". repeated Billy, “supposinie this old codger Billings, wha is cailed Round Lake's millionaire, is a misery Supposing he wouldn't give you @ darned penny, not eyen as much as Bonnington or I or any of the other young haps you may meet, would you marry him just the same? Sup: posing he's just a poser and a faker, supposing he is really poor, would you marry, him the)?” e Bally laugted, but tt was’ a nervou: weak little” hy which almeét brought the tears td ter eyes = ould she marry this man to whom, she had becoms engaged if these con- ditions were 'triiey To-Morrow—Billy Graton Pute Ans other Question, rr TTT cat ae teen My Favorite Coiffure | Screen. Beauties Reveal of Hairdress, Secrets COClee eerie By Colleen Moore. This is my favarite coiffure because it is easy to achieve and lends a soft contour to the face. The hair ie waved smoothly — back, sides and front. It is parted evenly in the mid= die, brought softly down over the ears and drawn upward at the hack ine loose French twist; then ends brought up to the crown of the head and curled in ringlets, which have a more youthful look than the usual knot or roll. The principal point is that the waves are soft and flat. 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