The evening world. Newspaper, July 29, 1922, Page 12

- — _ The Evening World Comics By BIDE Good Evening ! | JOE'S CAR FINDS ‘AD IN PAPER ~CaR For. SeLE CHEAP —- OWNER FAILED — IM BUSINESS ETc HE VERY MAKR OF caR Jor WANTS — VERY CHEAP ——THis WONDERS |F OWNER COULD WavE FAILED AT BusINESS OF How Courd. ANYBODY) BUT An DUDLEY LUNATIC SELL SUCH "A BOAT AT SUDDENLY RECALLS REASANS HE HAD FOR SELLING His OWM CAR Sucit Just ninety thousand Benny got For fighting half an hour, And scarce a bruise fell to his lot; Ah, ha! | guess that’s sour! Oh, listen, al! ye men of brains, And ye who haven't any, E’en though you hold a nation’s reins, Just pause and look at Benny. 1 want to hear no boast from you Of laurels ycu are winning; Your haughty mien, your brag- ging too, Is apt to start me grinning. Ben, Who fought one short half hour, And then I'll call you mighty ' men; Ah, ha! I guess that’s sour! Observations. It is announced the end of the rail strike is in sight. Which end? A report from Bombay says Gandhi is contented in jail. That's fine. We feared he might be restless. Molla Mallory is playing tennis again. Wonder if Molla knows how to make a bed or fry an egg? While his wife was at the seashore a Bronx man killed himself. Those seashore bills are terrible. Queen Mary of England hates jazz, Which probably means we won't see her at any of the Broadway cabarets for a while, at least.’ Rebuild Brooklyn Bridge, says Grover Whalen. If Grove is giving ‘us orders, we'll have to decline. We haven't got the time. 1 LAUGHING LENA. (She's a girl you're mure to love.) _ Lena went to the telephone and called up the slaughter house. “Hello, dearie!"” she said. Lady Hotchkiss had always been inclined to criticise Ameri- can women. “Have you a dearie at the Slaughter house?” she asked. “Official duty,” replied Lena. ‘Then, turning, she walked three steps to the right and jumped. Lena had always been a believ- er in the value of physical exer- cise. After jumping, she ad- dressed Dearing, the barber. “Where are the dumbbells?” she demanded. Dearing pointed to the society ladies. “There they are,” he sald. The ladies, it developed, ‘were & quartet of singers. They lined up and began singing, “I've Been Working on the Railroad.” Grocer Hoskins was vexed. He did not want his store to become known as a concert hall. “I wonder,” he mused, “if those ladies are striking railroad men in disguise.” At that point Pudge Hoskins, the grocer's son, went to the About Plays ‘ ANE COWL will arrive to-morrow J on the Baltic after a vacation in | Europe. She will have a confer- ence next week with the Sclwyns, under whose management she is, rel- ative to the selection of a play for her coming season, Two plays are up for decision, Within ten days her com- Pany will be selected and rehearsals will be started under the direction of Frank Reicher, the new producing Girector for the Selwyns. MISS VICTOR RETURNS. Josephine Victor has returned from @ long vaudeville tour, She will be ed seen in a play before October. A i strong French drama is under con- sideration. KIRALY AT THE HIP. Charles Dillingham has appointed of the Hippodrome under the general direction of R. H. Burnside. Mr, New Amsterdam Roof. He sume his new duties at the drome next month. P. T. will as- Hippo- McVey Publicity department will (Slim) Severance as fictionists. My new Hippidrome show on Monday up of 1,000 persons. TO OFFER SHAKESPEARE, Emanuel Reicher, Just match the feat of Battling] _ Victor Kiraly as Business Manager Kiraly formerly was manager of the remains ag house manager, and the continue with Murdock Pemberton and Elbert Burnside will start rehearsals of the It is said the company will be made who sailed for . night’ $ Tae vaudeville ac el y ry Wag-]of Sue, Dear.” will give sixteen performances at the “Judging from the way men stare,” And then yelled in delight, Germany last week, plans to include| had mistaken Richard G. Herndon for| AfteF to-night’s performance Mar- Hr Heng Ag ay oer Ne The first of a series of Sunday night | Manhattan Opera Hous says Senin Gluck, "feminine beauty 181 ¢yust finish this rhyme up yourself.) “King Lear’ in his repertoire to be |George Dougherty, he offered bis|Jorle Rambeau and “The Goldtish’'| Laura Hops Crews, concerts at the Earl Carrol! Theatre] A new series of popular applause | ynly shin deep.” ia, fered here next October. He will| hand and sald: ove to the Shubert ‘The Arman Ka T valeska Suratt of | will be held to-morrow under Henry | waltz and one-step contests has been — play also “The Merchanyot Venice."'| I'm glad to see you, Hart." mil move 5B ane hubert Theatr SEES OE Seat ea eettine novel La@reamen’s direction inaugurated at the Terrace FOOLISHMENT. Ad Ae iN TNE BON dj When told of it Max Hart smiled. vrne, formerly of “Nightel vied Eleven Kisses.’ Heavens| George Blumenthal ts leaving for] Dance Palace. The contest T know a young lady named Delf, wae ghet Becke LARKIN AND HIS 'PLANS, You see, he was in Brooklyn at the] Night," has joined the cast of "Lig s urope to arrange for the tour of the|Sunday afternoons and Tuesd Who had a nice quart on the shelf\night.’ ny: OTP AER Robert Larkin, who recently time, Out."" de Cooper, a very funny char-!German Grand Opeta Company in| Thursday evenings: sad vial bean SuCH A PRICE — MusT BE SOME REASON NOT EVIDENT ON “THE SurFace ~— —_ MAKING CaR RUN PROPERLY — MIGHT BE GREAT OPPORTUNITY ASO, IT MGT NOP =a A SHORT WHILE AGo. — BEADS OF COLD PRESPIRATION ete! POEMS OF PREFERENCE Mabel T. of Fox Street, the Bronx has written us a poem in which she tells what sort of a man she'd wed. Incidentally, she hopes her rhyme will win the velvet-lined oyster opener, as she knows a fellow who owns an oyster house. Her poem T want a man who'll treat me well, He must be sweet to me. A man from Deal or Oradell,” But not from Kankakee. T want a man who'll not get mad And speak in language coarse If I should think the bargain bad And try for a divorce. cash register for a drink of water. “Ding!” The “5 cents” flapper popped up Pudge was registering the nickel his father had lost when kicked by an unknown, Archibald approached and spoke of love. “Wow!" The delivery horse had kicked in the back door of the store. Lena drew her automatic. (To Be Continued.) Copr. 1922 (N.Y. Eve, World) By Press Pub: Co. THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY 7 Lena DawGonrt ! MISSED AGAIN! Tee WIT THUS DAWGONE “QUININE PILL" WeT — Gimme ANOTHER CLUB THey Ain No MORE c.ves sir! f NUTT’S DOPE. eT Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt, special correspondent, J our came down from Bogath, ©., to write up the Leonard-Tendler fight for this col- umn. Owing to hooch, he did not get his story in until this morning. But here it is: “Dear Dud—I and the wife went to Coogan’s Bluff and saw the Lenhard- Tender battle, as you suggested, and we both enjoyed it very much. The wife is positive Tender could of won had he hit Lenhard in the kitchen more often. I think Referee Buil Gibson was exactly right in declar- ing it a foul draw, because I saw both of them hit each other below the chin. The wife had planned to sing her latest song, ‘When a Pugilist Falls in Love,’ right after the battle, but the plano she ordered Mex Rich- ards to put in wasn't there. It's a great little song and one that can be danced as well as sung. I spoke to one of the managers about the piaro, but he told me to go to hell. I didn't hit him because I didn’t want to kill him. By the way, I and the wife had to spend a lot of money on this trip and my dentist out in Bogash wants his dough. Send me $11, please, and I'll have my secretary mail you a re- ceipt. Before the fight I saw a man put a hot dog on another man's seat and he sat down on it. Much excite- ment, but could learn nothing.—Jeff.”" 2B D+ GouniHAns.- Much More Serious ! “a te¥ Moma | ABROTHER WAS WATCHIN Me MAKE A Mud Pie AND HE FELL OFFA- THE PorcH - “RIGHT ON His HEAD-~ AND DUMPED iT oON- MY- PRECIOU! e Horeors ° ot oH RIGHT ON His HEAD 2 S -¢ wilt macy ® ROTHER S RRO ReHT His HEAD Dd ANT CET im was MY RY wis MUD Pie iy THAT Cor LWA) ’ BUMPED HE WENT AN ~SMASHED IT. i RM RIN Me ere Not in Their Line! = — . so ————) SAY KATINKA! HOW Do You SPELL | KRAZY * KATINKA YeP! 1] DON'T No, BUT MY Hissus [TLL RUN OUT AN”! Cee, Feet UKE A HEAD DID You ( ely ; ? KNOW WHAT'S THE ToLD ME A | THAT THING You WANT ? EVERY UNDER AN OVERSIZED DERBY [tarmea uy Tree wrt me.| |PHoNE ME) | cROPRACTOR 1) Z| pRUG CLERK TVE ASKED FoR ONE || KRAX AND NOW P oo | oe {Doctor ? Se ee JUST LAUGHS ATS ERMIT US ALL IN! ay ALL MY Bones WouLd bo Me = ant WGHS ATO Hay son 0 to inform you that Daniel Me- SONS / Rae Seana Na Vey of Wellsville, who is seven ye¥ Goon! ag feet tall, gets mad when small boys look up at him and ask how Bone the weather ts up there. PeoPLe ARE SO DUMB and Players a MISTAKE” formed the Associated Players ‘o oy : produce plays by American authors, of September with ‘The Gorilla," Larkin tried this one in Stamford two F nile or three months ago and it gave much promise. Other plays which will bh staged by him are ‘The Invincible, by Janet Barrington; ‘The Craft ard the Tortoise," by Prof. Algernon Ti sin of Colum! “The Social Fakirs, by Alberta Gallatin; a play by the late George C, Haz Ken Klinc— It’s Great Luck, but Look for the Horse! -L KNOW MR RYDE Cops THE (N.Y. Eve World) By Prage Pub, Co. a (See Monday) THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF WELL, T'LL JUST FEED THE HORSE ON REAL PA on and one by Ann i WILL NEVER PAYIT THE WHOLE \DEA- IT Morrison, We've got to “hand tt" te HORSE AFTER) PEED IT WELL aay PEI aH Me Corkine | Galvan dharemnaiana MR RYDE WAS AN THAT HE'o | | VEST Re ENEEMSIE NOGD ~ WE'LL JUST THROW WON'T Cost A CENT= FATHER HAS A CHARGE FROM THE HOTEL AND RUN UP A BILL FOR ABOUT SSO wack of “The Bat"? when he began to form his plans, HIM SAYIN’ TAT BUT WHAT LS ey 2 PAY ME BACK ALL T SPENT, (DIDNT HES KIND ENOUG UP AIS HANDS, AND P aeeaneai = S SAY- "KEEP THE HORSE" /( CU CLEVER- BUT HOW ARE YOU * GOIN! “TO PAY FOR THE FOOD THIS WAY OUT! A flapper was talking with Robert Lee Allen of “Kempy.” ABOUT IT ?, ay FROM THE HOTEL? ee ie ; ia ‘oe, ae. “When the orchestra starts playing she sald, “I simply cahh't keep still.” ther can I," sald Mr, Allen. “They always begin a movement toward the nearest exit.” “Oh, now, Mr. Allen!"* flap. said the A WRONG IMPRESSION. Sam Schmid, a well-known Broad- wayite, was walking along Seventh Avenue this morning, when Charley Pope greeted him affably, “Hello, Frank,’ sald Sam, Mr, Pope was surprised, quickly “xed matters, Realizing he by the Bell Syndicate, Inc.) (Copytight, 1 A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. But Sam Gossip. Mrs. Gene Hughes has a new|acter man, has been added to the cast| America, beginning in Janus It She drank it one night