The evening world. Newspaper, July 28, 1922, Page 17

FOLLOWING MARK TWAIN——— An Innocent Abroad | Always Something Doing in Paris and Always Some One to Do It. By NEAL R. O’HARA Copyright, 1922 (New York Eventing World), by Press Publishing Company Boulevards, Streets and Avenues Are Broad, but No Broader Than the Minds of the Parisians. ARIS, July 19.—So this is the town they shoot themselves in over Peggy Hopkins! Well, they picked a good, live town to do it in they said it was—plus the war tax. hamlet you don’t want your money back. Paris is one of those places that’s open all night. The railroad time- tables run from 1.00 to 24.00 o'clock the citizens are active on that @chedule also. The only guy that gets any sleep at all is the censor for the music shows they have in town. Ho's been asleep since they opened the season. And they spared no expense when they laid out this burg. It's as broad @ it is broad-minded. It's a taxi ride to cross the Avenue Champs Elysees. You get insured against accidents for tiree months to cross the Place Ven- dome once. If you think Fifth Avenue is wide, roll another pill for yourself. A Paris bowtevard makes it look like an alley. Paris is all After spending two weeks in this nd The only trouble with Paris is that it lacks electric advertising signs. No billboards, no million-candlepower designs, no trick incandescent stuff. Absolutely nothing but architecture. You can glance at the skyline and only fee a Gothic tower instead of the latest announcement of gum. They've got statues, frie nd bas reliefs where they ought to have dope on what cor- gets to wear, what auto tires won't bust or cigarettes give the most Matisfaction. To the Innocent Abroad it's a dirty trick to take away this homelike touch. Hrance could pay its war debt in six months flut if it rigged up advertising space on the Hiffel Tower or sublet thre the Louvre. It is possible to be homesick in Paris, but the ailment here was back in 1896 be home. wha e-sheet privileges for jast case reported of that And then it was a blind guy that wanted to No one stopping here from the United States ever lost sleep worry- ing for the folks at home. When it’s 3 o'clock in the morning here it's 10 P. M, in the U. A. The folks at home have all gone to bed by then, so what's\the use of worrying about ‘em? . Yep, Paris is different. Nothing done here like in the land of the tax- payers. You c the same as you can’t at home Except one item. n't understand what the newsboys holler, Otherwise, Paris is plenty Its boulevards are adorable, its taxis are r nd its booze is dyinkable. You can't ask for more than that! In foreign exchange franes are worth three for a quarter—and for $15 worth of local money you could get Clemen- ecau to jump through a hoop. The French at war were brave and daring, and Picked up that knack. They got it from crossing their streets and ducking taxis. They may have gunmen for taxi drivers in New York, but here the steering wheel guild are sharpshooters. Those boys could drive through the eye of a needle and not touch a hand to the brake. And speed! There must be a local by-law against less than fifty miles an hour. Yep, everything seems different to can't get central to give her your number ber after getting central promptly. 6962 in pure Parisian Fren say it. different from us. asonable we know where they Yank in Paree. Back home you Here you can't give your num- If you don't believe it, just try giving It's easier to walk than to choke trying to Courtship and Marriage By Betty Vincent opyrignt, 1922 (New York Eveutng Warld) by Press Publishing Company. os (gl MISS VINCENT; of twenty and going about with a Vhave been going with man nine years my senior. In the a young man for three last few weeks we have become . Lately some of my friends engaged and as | have no one to it all around that we had ask advice | am coming tb you quarrelled. We have never quar- _—for aid. My fiance tells me he has relled in our lives and are the a chance of making some money best pals in the world. It is va- by motoring eight girls and their cation time now, and he has gone — escorts up the mountains for a out of town for several weeks, week-end trip. These girls, it so should | write him and tell understood, are all engaged. Now him what our friends are saying "” my friend tells me that as long “JUNE P,”" as they are his friends and | know Pay absolutely no attention to them too, there is no reason why what your friends are saying. Let | should net go along with them. your letters bo cheerful and full of | have spoken about this to my if ther thi f complaint r, who seems to have a very areamner then Of Commplalnis. aud icious sort of mind. | think #4 it Would be perfectly proper for ‘Dear Miss Vincent: me to go along, but | lay the mat- ter before ycu. G, z.” Am a girl I am afraid your sister is right. It would neither be conventional nor ad- visable for you to join this party of young people unless you have your sister or some chaperon along. FAMOUS WOMEN PRINCESS ELIZABETH. LIZABETH, the second of the ill-fated daughters ot ill-fated Charles ty born at St. James's Palace 1635. When she was six years old civil war broke out in Eng- land and the remaining nine years of her life were spent with strangers. She saw her father only a few times, the last being on the day before his execution. Charles took the child on knee and gave her such advice as might be expected from a “Dear Miso Wincent:, Although 1 am sixteen, | am ni llowed to have girl or boy friends. Two months ago, | met a young man of seventeen who | know cares a great deal for me, His mother tells me he is always talking about me and she thinks it is too bad | can’t take walks and go to shows with this young man, | know from past experience, how- ever, that it would be useless to speak to my mother about it. | care a great deal about this boy and realize he is one friend in a father about to die. A year and million, f i a half after his death she too, ears an ae eel ek ae at the age of fifteen, breathed her last. By some it was s: Sixteen is rather yorfng to begin Cromwell had decided to ap- going about with boys, but I am prentice her to a button maker, | greatly in sympathy with you. Young but historians deny th It is people need the companionship of known the Protector provided | others. However, I do not think amply for her during her short | your case @ hopeless. You are for- and unhappy lifetime. A monu- ment was erected for her by Queen Victoria on the occa: of rebuilding the church at New- port, where she was buried, tunate ia @mewiRe this young man's mother, Wow, t@e® thing for her to do is to call Ge evening with her son upon you and your mother and —who knows? — perhaps a mutual friendship will spring up. Win Back Your | Husband’s Love U__ By Doris Doscher — Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Company, BAR MISS DOSCHER: I D have hesitated for quite a while before I could bring myself to write to you about my problem, it seemed to be a @ little out of the ordinary, but when I see my life’s happi- ness slipping away from me I just had to write to you. I feel almost hopeless that you can 6uUg- gest any solu- tion to my life's: tangle, but, when the as clutch at a stra My husband and I have been married for fifteen years and we always been very happy— at least, I tohught so, But now have that I look back I can see that there has been a lessening of the strong, intimate bonds of affection between us. I never realized how much I loved him until now it seems as if his at- fection is slipping from me. I have lain awake night after night trying to see just ‘why there should be any change, and in my distraction I have tried to be frank with myself. The mirror shows me that I am underweight, wrinkled and my hair has lost its lustre and my figure its girlish lines, I have kept house; maybe this is the reason. I have tried to be a good wife, althotgh I always hated housework. Oh, please, Miss Doscher,, tell me what to do to make my hus- band the lover he once was! There is no other woman in the now, but he has started to go out and play tennis and swim, and I do not care to do these things. At first he asked me, but now he just goes and I have eried and worried so thateI have indigestion and I feel desperate. It there is anything you can suggest, I would be eternally grateful, as I love my husband dearly and would make any sacri- fice to keep his love. MRS. H. S. It is very to read between the lines of your letter just what has spoiled what might otherwise be an idea! situation You have allowed your husband to advance in life, while you have made no effort tp grow with him Of course, work when case you do not like house- assuming the attitude toward it that it is a duty to be grudgingly performed. Do you realize it is the most important occupation in life, that by putting your mind to it you can systematically train yourself to be efficient and you will soon learn to love the most humble tasks about the home? T suppose you have com- plained about the drudgery of your work at night until your husband has sought recreation outside the home. It speaks well for him that he is finding pleasure in outdoor sports. I am so glad you have opened your eyes to s yourself as you really are. You can save the situation, you will win back Is affections and the rest of your life will be all the sweeter and fuller for it if you will make the sacrifice. First, you must learn to get the right attitude toward your work, making the home pleas ant, clean and comfortable. This is one way of winning him back, but this is not all. You will have to be his real com- rade, his pal, therefore interested in the things that interest him in exact- ly the same measure as you expect him to be interested in the things in the home. I infer you refused to go with him when he wanted to play tennis or swim, You will realize that by not participating in these sports you have not only driven him from you, but you have refused to take ad- vantage of what would give you back your youthfulness and thereby at- act him anew. Nights spent crying and tossing on 1 pillow are bound to leave wrinkles and wrinkles are bound to age the ap- pearance greatly. Of course, massage will help a little, but the main thing for you to do is to change your mental attitude, to open your heart and mind to the big possibilities that are yours instead of bemoaning what might be- fall you because of your own negll- gence and lack of interest in your husband's affairs. | Take your faded, wrinkled and Go through Learn to withered self in hand. a real rejuvenating process. enjoy a cold shower every morning followed by a brisk rub. Massage those tell-tale lines out of your face Hold your figure in correct position, never mind what the task is that you are doing. Brush and air your hair until it gets back its lost lustre, Put all sad and brooding thoughts aside, especially at meal time, and behold your old self will reappear and all of thess dasa thoughts will disappear! Take every opportunity you can for outdoor sports. Avoid over fatigue at first and you will soon learn to love these things. They #te your salvation, as they will accomplish for: you the two things you desire—the beautifica tion of your body and the refinding of your husband's love You say you are willing to make th sacrifice. Prove it by following the rules and I guarantee your home will be laid on such a firm foundation that there will be no fear for your future happiness. Pari Grandma thought ste was the mirror of style when she wore the in the good forty years right is the headdre: nearly 100 years old—mother of the Governor of Maine’s Indians. above time wo w having spent New York"’—! side, east mI ashed: “I wonder if we looked as funny to some of those pi as they did to u Any great city offe! visitors, has a larger yariety than any other to tery—i Where do dad’ yomen metropolis. Copyright by ress the and And 3 Battery, & d thoughtfully to the other and perhaps that old ago. ee from out the day ifth Ave et New York itself sini cit aemeacne Y Glimpses Into New York Shops — By Emilie Hoffman 22 (New York Publisht HOPS are now fe white skirts are being offered ductions in prices, tion whatever and most at gr This is no indica strong white the wave of fashion is receding contrary, well-informed buyers assert that white will be just 1923 as it is now and manufacturers are preparing for now at ‘We shall get considerable wear out « them this season and they will be on hand to start the season next year. As new arri a larg the greatly reduced garments ite color. summer shade browns you will find an ample show- ing of garments in gray, taupo, attired colors you will be quite modi and The a sash. 18 becoming more evident that brown i als ppear 3 the One buyer, who } knowledged authority in such matte serts that brown fashionable color the coming see 80 When you pu will be frocks you will find assortment of tete de negre to browns ranging the lightest If you do not care black; little in any o: cross-barred frocks for children are now demand Some have deep Some have ruffles at the neck and sleey: sash o f the like these dresses because same like new when laundered. ¥ up voi simple embr ing or fine tucks there > frocks e n the past harming 1 shade dery and a little One ir voile has the collar and cuffs in dotted Swiss It is becoming quite appare the Persian influence will be stressed this coming season draped turban that is now featured is a note in this Smart turbans in the meta constitute the showing in case, and whether in gold bronze, or steel, the Oriental headgear is very attractive old derbies go? Here is one solution of the mys- "s the latest bathing head- gear at Brighton and is NOT from summer- On of a lady of ple we saw to-day strange sight New 1B World g Company. turing sales on or 8 popular output white skirts, so it seems rather wis to purchase the white sports skirt among more the ide the gay co! tiny or fabric, M they sn't FRIDAY, JULY 28, horn d thing A phonograph shelters London newsboy whether it rains or shines. veight, 16 66 QO glad you have Mrs, J by that any 1922, me tt an, 2 all the away k Evening We com: Jarre affably. “The girls got here yesterday and have just been dying to meet you! Dr Gilbert Gumm, Miss Irene Cackle berry and Miss Gladys Cackleberry added Mrs. Jarr in her best society manner “Charmed {o meet you,’’ mur mured “Te aid Dr little the ple Misses Cackleberry sure is mutual, ladies,"* Gumm, toying with his cute Vandyck beard “Dr, Gumm is one of our leading ociety dentists,’ Mrs. Jarr went on “Ah, that reminds me,'’ remarked the affable young practitioner Speaking of filling teeth, allow m ind he passed over a box of cand built for parlor purposes, in that it contained about half a pound of faney box, fancy lace and gilt paper, tongs nd ribbons, and half a pound of candy h piece of the candy being stamped with the trade mark of a manufacturer who has grown rich beyond the dreams of avarice through selling fancy paper and the rest of the I igh grade candy box A a dollar and a half a pound Miss Gladys Cackleberry, noved seven or eight lay neare Hjuncts at being the | BIBLE QUESTION In tized? 3, What was the capital of the And Answers QUESTIONS. 1, Who slew Goliath? wh ot river tribes of: Israel? 4. During what years did the Jom of Israel exist? What 6, What ment rr Galilee and s. n border of Galilee the Eigh was Christ bap King the th Command ANSWERS b Jordan It not ste Th nor gar they hat is cactus at thetop, is the below it a min- iature fl den. that on the left, are height of fashion now prevailing in the Black Forest, Ger- many. not one lower Like the the odd corners of the world, e, the trick cap made from Dad's converted derby, worn by a Lathing girl, was snapshotted down hton Beach, and the London in and sun shade—en in- phe nyWher brimm with broad, cole carly eighties But now that them, perhaps for the fi do YOU think of the pr Forest, r Way y uffected by the that juaint many? Also, how their ears Nearer of Maine, Down lives t customs and you'll notice one in dow: you picturesque habits he Jast Indians, ives the munificent salary of $50 a The Jarr Fami By Roy L. McCardell 1d) horn—might get a of the be ntown Man- » of us can remember the od, peaked straw trimmed orful ribbon of the look at time, what {ling modes Black region of in Ger- that they home, down on the frontier ernor of the who re- —_|| y Press Publishing Company: of fancy lace and gilt paper, took one bonbon daintily in the tongs and pre- nted it to her sister “gweets to the sweet, young Indies!’ gurgled Dr, Gumm; and the ister team of society gold diggers from Philadelphia exclaimed in uni- son, “Ain't he. terrible?” And Miss Irene Cackleberry made though to strike the irresistible conversational ist with the padded velvet paper top of the eandy box At this, young Dr. Gumi snatched away the box of bonbons and pre tended he wasn't going to permit the ya ladies to ha ny more. ou ¢ ful tease! You got to it between us, so we cin wateh you!’ cried Migs Gladys Cackleberry, who, being the eldest, was of cour the most playful “There you see you are love's prisoner,’ said Mrs. Jarr, regarding the scene with an indulgent eye. For the very thought of this help less male, enmeshed in the charming snares 0 gave Mra x ft these stablishe to the altar by ekleberry would be duly ‘orever after moon was over, Jarr w wit 1 Jentist-bride and the Je out money a “Now he'll Hadys Cack leber ine tow about M two maidens Jarr a +ision of Dr a large practice etther The bride, grateful to and, when would room to look afte children’s ary nd wit e to be ry te so masterful, so 1 fadame num's bearded lady?” asi vho had come But apparent that Dr no one hee bout to enuneia betw ied bot! anick as a in at this ju ded hir Gilber te anot rose between tw een » the M flash fair, Gumm, bei of the Miss pe Mrs. the hor compel her Mre. teeth hont price. ave!" gushed men ssou are Rosa ked Mr oture m, for it was + Gumm was her pearl of Har Jorr, two tly Yh, death, where ts phy st c ra they victory?" "gr M lary, and fell off the piano st But nabody paid any attentior n, for Dr, Gilbert Gumm had all ng them about the New F woman who got above her station and had to get off the train at the next town and take the trolley back Bally, Peters, montis vacation. On. th Who greatly interests her, and anot J.C. Billings, a wealthy’ widower ing, quickly proposes and is accepted. BONNINGTON’S LOVE CODE. ONNINGTON'S le t sentence ally's ears. She took the chair he offered her and for a long time they sat silently rocking on the moonlit veranda “Do you realize that love i¢ the most vital, compelling thing in the world?” he said at las “I don’t think I've had time to realize anything “That's just it, " she confessed, agreed young Ron- nington. “You were no doubt flat- tered that a so-called millionaire should propose to you. You thought you had to accept!” How well he was putting it! He had analyzed the situation better than she could possibly have thought things out. She did feel she had to accept Think of owning that beautiful home in Round Lake, of living in a great Fifth Avenue home and then living # t of each year in Newport! Of course, she had to accept. Bonning ton had made her see that she MUST ept But there is something else be- sides money in the world,"’ Bonning- ton weakly and flatly contributed nd yet money covers a multitude of sins," lightly 1 1 Sally, ‘Such as portliness, bald heads and 4 general slouchy appearance?" asked (he youth. Sometimes we thay admtre a man for his character und the way he sees lite," declared Sally with # certain air ophistication ometimes,”? admitted Bonnington it as the years go by, I wond Do you think the woman who marrie the man Whom she respects gets quite 1s much out of life as the girl who marries the man she loves?" “That's a questio 1 sometimes wonder if the girl who marries a youth for love and works and slaves and brings up children who turn out wrong and break her heart gets a much us the woman who marries t man she respects and admires and who always lives up to her ideals. The children of « man of this type usually go straight and her life seems to be a thing of joy and peacefuine “But love—that most precious and FIRST AID HINTS FOR INDIGESTION By Dr. Charlotte C. West HBPRE are persons but what they suff gestion, yxrainly because they have | creatures of habit end cannot nd up under a change In diet Others, and I have several such rsons in mind, on going to a sum boarding house or hotel, proudly announce they will eat everything in sight to get their money's worth. It does not occur to them that they are literally digging their graves with their teeth Unpleasant as it sounds, it is the truth that the vacationist frequently makes of his holiday a_ gluttonous orgy. Men are not the only offender in this respect. Women often err in the other direction and weaken their digestion by foregoing food, then eat ing a mass of indigestibles. Preven tion is really the forerunner of first who never brief respite from indi- come 8! aid, and so J suggest that my readers bear in mind the fact that thoy are not human dynamos, that they can not go for hours on strenuous out door activities without food or rest nd then feed their taxed and wes digestive organs unwonted amounts or unusual foods without being severely punished for their foolhardiness In acute indigestion a ehill some times precedes the attack. Hot water as hot can be taken, should be sipped until a pint has been con sumed, ‘This dissolves the food and relieves the congested organs, Gas sometimes forms rapidly and alarms the patient by pressing upon the heart and causing palpitation and rapid pulse—indeed, sudden death may re sult from an attack of acute indi gestion A quick remedy is a teaspoontul of bicarbonate of soda thoroughly dis svulved in a tumbler of hot water. Again it may be beet to unload the stomach: for this, a teaspoonful of dry mustard dissolved in a tumbler of hot water acts quickly. Rest, a mustard plaster of the stomach and food for twenty-four faithfully carried out as to the pit abstinence from hours should be ‘Ask your grocer for trial package Sally’s Summer By Caroline Crawford Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening, World), by Press Publishing Company. Does a Girl Ever Marry Her Surmmer Beau? New York girl, has gone to the country, where she will spend train she meets a young mi at a dance, Billy Croton. who rescues hi Bonnington remonstrates. . Richard Bonnington, Then she meets when she Is upset while boat+ elusive of things on earth—what of tha “Love ts but an emotion and emo- tions never last long.” ‘Sally Peters, you are a pessimist.” “No, I'm an as-it-is-ist, 4€ 1 may coin a word. I see things just the way they are, and while I am only nineteen I have had my eyes open all this while and been studying my mother, her friends and all the young married people I know. Lovo is % much overworked word. There ix such an animal, but you want to be tain that you don’t get a cha- meleon, “All right, I'm glad we had this little conversation, Miss Peters," sult Bonnington, suddenly rising and pre paring to go to his cottage, which wi half way down the street. ‘I had ex- pected to come up here for every week-end, but now I'll rush off my business and go back to town the first of next week. To tell you the truth, I have a sweetheart over in New Je: sey. I was on the verge of proposing to her when I met you. I'll go bec! now and settle down to real domes- ticity.”” “Aren't you going to say goodby’ called Sally as he started down the “No use," complained the you'i I dumped you out of the boat to you got a proposal from a mil lionaire and now you are through with me." : “What nonsense." “But you don't care for me." “1 did. “past tense. Well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll drop around the li: week you are here and see how you feel then.’ “L wish you he was gone To-morrow—A Lover and a Ring. GOING DOWN! EAR READER: Are you D agreeable and pleasing to every one with whom you would,"’ she said bi! come in contact? If not, why not? In short, do people liks you? It took me a long time to un- stand what the meaning of his word LIKE really is. If a person likes you, he will do al- most anything for you. There- fore, why not make it your aim to have EVERYBODY like you* The great thing which attracts every one to you is a deep, broad human sympathy. You must become gentle, kind J more INTERESTING. You have doubtless been to a motion picture which made you feel the better for going. Do you make people feel better after you have been with them? You can tell by what they say and the way they act. di All the time you spend in making yourself agreeable (agreeable; that is, able to agree) to others will be time and effort well spent. GET ACQUAINTED WITH YOURSELF—YOU'RE NOT SO BAD! Sincerely, ALFALFA SMITH. IN One Pinch Makes a Pint For Domestic Use A marvellous destroyer of objectionable septi g' \< ferred by the medical pro- fession. An effect wash for the mucous meambranes. At all Druggists and Depart. ment Stores, 25c. That New Look can be preserved in your dainty organdie dresses when they are laundered with Fluffy Ruffles Starch The thin starch which goes into the fabric and will not stick to the iron. a Independent Starch Co., Inc. NEW YORK