The evening world. Newspaper, July 15, 1922, Page 12

| SATURDAY, JULY 15, 1922 Theatrical News and Gossi p _ The Evening World Comics Tweet stueid - wuat's | ROH! “hey Vaeyen ALi! SotRow AN SUFFERING BOY ~ ov see Tar | Gouna BE YouR Next [| aw T GONNA BE ive ENDURED WITH MY LAST “Tiree, 5 Car ve —y— JANY NEXT CAR - \ Aes ED, L FEEL 'S IF Y Never SPEEDSTER 3 —Tha's my = ) AA a ies ch ]WANTA SEE ONE AGAINS 1 WAS PUT IDEA OF A REG LAR BoaT * eee ee Nae ON EARTH “To BUY UP ALL 1 HINK I'LL Get ME SuUMP'N ty’ BUM CAR ouTPUT Mt ad two dozen two-bit hats, Mace of the cheapest straw, He advertised them widely as “The quarter Panama.” The hats were pretty good ones and They looked expensive, too But no one came to buy at all, The man was in a stew One day an idea struck him hard, Next day he caused a stir, He advertised those quarter hats At fifteen dollars per The first was sold at 8 A. M At half past 12 o'clock His window had a sign that read “No Panamas in stock.” OBSERVATIONS. Looks at though the next round in the railroad strike will be fought in the roundhouses. Itchnm Lowther, a praminent mem ber of the staff of the Emporia (Kan.) Gazette, is in New York thoroughly amazed. A plague of fleas has struck Wash ington. As if the Government wasn't uneasy enough already! Maria del Pilar Moreno, the Mex- fear girl who killed Deputy Liorca, is regarded as a heroine in Mexico City. Wonder what film company will get her? Masie of Washington Heights has the right idea about marriage. She doesn't intend to make her husband live by rule. No sir, there is just one condition she will Insist on and that’s all, She has told of it Ina rhyme. Look: The man I wed need not be rich For money doesn't matter I'll ask no servants in the home To wash the hecfsteak platter. My man may drink if he likes booze And does not play a stall game But every day in summer he Must take me to the ball game. pickle from the barrel. Hoskins was uneasy. There was a cer- tain air about Lady Hotchkiss he did not like, “Blooey!" Lady Hotchkiss had blown het nose. (To Be Continued.) Well, That’s the Day. Wanted » woman servant Henry Luther who will wash ov Saturday.—Holbrook (Pa.), ‘Time: | PUMP! PIE. The season's almost on us When from the russet field @hey'l bring the yellow pumpkin, The autumn's choicest yield. They'll put it in the cellar. WHAT ARE You CUTTING OUT OF A STORY ABOUT He PAPER F A MAN GETTIN’ _A DIVORCE BECAUCE His Wire WENT if : Like “THAT i W\ And Then the Band Started Playing! And mother, by and by LAUGHING LENA. Will stew it, then she'll bake it Lena drew her blackjack and struck Archibald on the head Calis MEReadEN eee a "Tis then from feta and orchard . czy, ro gan ur pogat | ote sre inn coe Maybe the Other's Out of Order! pt ar i tae oad But 1'N admit that 1 : make the next curve and live gel ae GLE A TE The autumn gives us melons The peach, the pear, the plum. a , ; ‘i they) Would ke atthe ‘haunted | 0” "OMMETE DMINARIn’ le. eee ren 5 2 Y WELL IF SHE S thow COME house. 2 WO HORNS. f Se | SHES ONLY “Well,” sald Archibald, rub Mother Corrects Lucy. Has nt ste 2 SV NSTTIOS >» BLOWIN* TISb Wiktnend( shambillve tues Lucy, aged eight, was walking with : ONG of EM have happened.” her mother along Fifth Avenue this = — it The love in her heart made |™0rning. Her mother was in a as i, her glance at him with amber hurry and the little girl was having ii eyes. It seemed the auto must |® bard time keeping up with her. be wrecked, but Lena did not |Fially she sald: care—it was not hers. “Mama, please don't walk so —i ” ” ni Reg \ Bam! or ; ; Let us return to old Grocer Rapidly,’ you mean,” replied her Hoskins! He eat in his store (mother. “Why can't you keep up thinking. The soclety women |W!th me*” had assured him the culprit who “Because,” said Lucy, “I feel so kicked him when he bent over |U™ly 1 trans tae asa eee By Way of Diversion, if kins new it, sat Elijah was a Negro boy who owaed| LSE en wate nin nace i psd Ae anata de te ett KATINKA Advice and Dynamite Are Very Much Alike! Mien Ee ie, Wid, Soe [allel ba wom pees MER TOOAE Senos Hea cerTeR| | (ur ner Be ABE TE Goon OUR || Go, Feorie Dow Realize wiAT HELP| [JucTrod A CETTER)| peescee KANNKAT™ | | aymnts wae, Coe AT praia {ine thsi wasla title nee MIAN gor a polnthal gilek aud stack To Cone vt WEST TU HAVE VACATIONS ITHOUT A SHIPPING }| 15 WORTH “TILL THEY'RE ABOUT To LOSE | From — AUIFULLY SORRY ‘THAT CLERK IN THE PLACE OFFER HIM THem! TLL FAKE A LETTER SAYING KATINKA DROPPED THAT - BUT umber.” him just a few. The little mule pos- To PHONE My You HAVE To GO- Bi 5 AN | | THAT YOUR MOTHER? WANTS You To PARENTS COME BEFORE STOVE ON MY HEAD _s It brought tears to the eyes of |8e88ed a hoof like seven pounds of a Firm AN TeUt A RAISE Te STAY - THEN We as ig ie, AND YOUR MADAM Ree Cle per ee fen TM FIRE HIM WHEN We GET Back! eS Her A S08. all. At that point a tall man, |!ead. He let it fly and caught Elijoh ; LeavING! f ee . Rated Au KINDS OF > wearing whiskers and boots, ap | *auarely on the head. Now, did it . = a OFFERS To peared. kill Elijah? No; the boy kept calm “An auto as struck a {and cool. It didn't even feaze him, haunted house down the road,” but they had to shoot the mule. he said, — Everybody laughed, It seemed |AND NOW PERMIT US 80 ridiculous to think that sev- To say that if you_will kiss a eral people probably had been 1 I a Z LP > ‘ae [KEEP You! mt woman's baby and agree with her led. about her enemies you will make Lady Hotchkiss took another a friend, ) PY ee Wold ty Nor - Looked Like Wally Reid! HE Messrs. Shubert have placed] will be merely an in rehearsal a new mystery play] his repertoire called “Whispering Wires,” adapted by Kate L. McLaurin from » added attraction in — IM TO READ TO WIM MY ESSAY TILL SHOOT WELL,BAB-HOW ANID HUME. MEAU TIME = wre’ ER —, : : s ROYCE STARTS SOON. f, HIM MY JAC 2 sé Wea UNSUSPECTING VICTIM —MR OLIVE novel by Henry Leverage. In the c SIGN ME UP FOR) \ George Howell, Malcolm Duncan, M.| Rvce. Well-known as a stage direc- T SIGNED Him GOLF WITH our ? ? TO THE cAMP H Tello Webb, Willard Robertson, Stan-] f°" Will begin rehearsing the first Him : AN’ HAVE SIG ar cry Harrison and Gaby Fleur, The] Musical show he will put in the Ful- UF FOR THE i play will be presented out of town] ton TI about Aug. 1 and come to Broadway |} !#* | immediately afterward, son. atre, on Aug. 1. Mr. Roy ed the Fulton for next sea- CANOE RIDE " oc CASH IT’S PRESIDENT STONE. GOSSIP. Fred Stone was elected unanimous-| fose Roianda has @ new da ly President of the National Vaude-|"The Music Box Revue." ville Artists yesterday, He was in- stalled tn office Immediately and was|ity 2o0tn Ey merican pe given an ovation. Mr. Stone made @ithe Century Hoot tanigne ne 2” speech and then did several old-time Ll It ent, songs and dances, Rather a lively] '0!8 Holton has been engaged tor Balleff's “Chauve-Souris" will reach President, say we. @ new play by Roland West, which e will be produced in the fall. . COOPER TO HAVE FIVE, Marguerita Sylva, now singing tn Los Ang James E. (Bluch) Cooper will have » will be seen In a Spanish Se chowe On the Gotimnin Bursa drama in New York next season circuit soon, They are “Bubble Bub-]| Lee David, composer, has returned bie.” “Folly Town,” “Maids or/to New York from the mountains, America,” “Keep Smiling” and “Big| Where he visited his wife and baby dambhouwee.” He has arranged to “The Bat" will begin ita sath week have them all rehearse at Terrace|with its 817th performance at the Garden where, after each night re-|Morosco Theatre Monday night — Sass Dearsal, they may forget their cares i : with a few dances at the Danee|a om’ Kern has written a new|have engaged Jim Rurrows, Cleo Dea- PUT IT IN THE ACT. not the others. Reports say Puluce. dance number for Oscar Shaw and|mond and Adama and Robinson for there A SEVERE TEST. ness and doubt. a ally clearing face, “I kind of thought was no marriage, She's American ne 763 HNSON’S mind “Well,"" said the parson, slowly,| I'd tackle (he trombone, if you sald) R, ELISHA JQ stein| “its for yourself yor're asking, L]it was all right, and T wouldn't be : was troubled on a certain ime from arvace to @aah’ lisha,”’ said the minister, ‘4f yor iis pastor's ad tec wax his own can tind any ene who ts willing to pase) Loulse Groody to use in Morning, Dearie." “Good | their next colored musical revue “Whe Goce & basobel! plaver start on a life of crime?” et that ai “When he steals first." Shakespearean A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY HAMPDEN'S NEW ONE. Jay Brennan says it is a Waiter Hampden has obtained al Hert, Savoy Is to try suppose, Elish: 2" wint of conscience and be de-] yf) FOOLISHMENT Jotinson admitted (het the Diay culled “The Black Flag." by A $n actor who acted for rinined to se an idea Bert will find] When Bertha 3 ann at sinall 2 Way terribly fond of the “Do you think H Would be wrong And what ostrument had you] through the Nery ordeal of hearing! ih Thowinl, abd will’ uae it next enn cause you don't know} poy recently to sing “The Star span ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES Dhaiden a unune eho ina eo etnodiat to play ii a brass} Axed In your mind?” asked the min-|you practise 1 think you may ria the en This does not mean he will!the 50 per cent. of it, dearie gled Banner,” he Vdn't know Nagle—Have not Frawley’: address. Called him @ fireman, band!" hi sked, his open and in-| ister danger of falling from grace with a! © mdton Shakespeare, The new play The producers of ‘Shuffle Along’ the noise. Constant Reader—Mason played it,! Because he had so many flames, genuous countenance filled with eager-" **Well,"’ sald Elisha, with a gradu-" good courage.’—Philadelphia Ledgers