The evening world. Newspaper, June 30, 1922, Page 15

yes ke driver foases. a as c WAT OD YOU SE Oontinued From Third Page.) atréntning from them the poor cértainly ate having a troublesome ~--Gladys, North Fourth Street, NG JUMP AND A FIRACE YELL "t know what the American ree- for loud yelling may be and I've of forgotten the long jump figures, ‘they were both smashed to-day by | pla gentle: Ta t7 A. M. read- of ‘ morning newspaper while he Broadway at 42d Street. It may the story of the siege of (Pour Courts, but whatever it was 4) Paragraph brought him to a full ‘& few fect from the westerly curb, came around the corner tke wind. The driver pulled up [in two fect of the newspaper reader “A gave one awful blast of his horn.— Montieth, Springfield Gardens, OFFICER AND GENTLEMAN. Station to-day I be described as hand one of her il officer under the one of the por- had read about. Bag in hand, 004 fellow followed her to the train where she opened a purse and fed @ tip, He made everything to her in the friendliest possible and said he was thankful for ‘opportunity to be of service.—F. B., ‘ent Gist Street. exact! t, No. 205 Bedford Avenue, Brook- THE FIBBER. Down the block to-day I saw a man about sixty trying to teach @ little itl how to spina top. He was an aw- Dust at it. Aftor ten or fifteen min- js he quit the job. “The tops they ave nowadays," he sald, “are not like ¥ tops we had when I was @ boy."— P. Grant, No. 120 West 102d Street, 4 DO NOT CARH TO HEAR rT. I saw two boxes of eggs tumbie @ dig truck at 115th Btreet and t Avenue and crash to the ind. For ten minutes the poor worked over those He produced emergonoy Grates from somewhere on the wagon @nd carefully selecting the “un- Busted” eggs from the wreck placed these good eggs in the emergency Grates deside him. When hia task teas completed a runaway horse came wp the avenue, pulling a light Gelivery wagon, and smashed crack- @ty bang into the eoge 20 carefully saved from the wreck. Mother wit mot permit me to tell you what the nan said.—Vinoent Currao, No. $24 Bast 119th Stroet. PIGEONS’ FRIEND. I saw an old-gentleman with a bag @oine around the corner into Madison Square Park, glance toward the roof of the Garden and repeat several times a Potatar whistle. Almost immediately ‘waa surrounded by scores of pigeons. He opened the bag and fed thein,— Michael Goldfiam, No. 352 Kast Eighth PRESIDENT OF WHAT? At/Whitehall Street two men entered the B. R. T, local on which I was home- ‘Wart bound from an orchestra rehearsal. One of the men had been imbibing. The other was as sober as a Judge. The @runken one loudly and repeatedly de- @lared that he would ‘lick any man on this train” who dared to may his com- panion Was not thé President. None of us Invited a chastisement.Arohie Rern- stein, No, 36 Drury Lane, Brighton-by- the-Sea, Coney Inland. YOU HAVE BHRN CORRECTLY IN- FORMED, T saw a man riding an old high bicycle up Fifth Avenu bikes, I am told, were! all the rage back in the early cighties,—Irving Silver man, No. 949 Bedford Avenue,” Brook- yn. MYSTPRY SOLVED. 1 have often speculated upon what earthly tise my deaf mute friend's door- bell could be. 1 Was visiting him to-day when the bell rang and his pet dog Placed one paw upon its master's knee and started for the door. My friend fol lowed—Samiel Kohn, No. 1915 David- apn Avenue. SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF VET+ ERANS, On Sunday I noted the usual long line of baby carriages on Ocean Parkway. carefully observed the young fathers and came tothe conclusion that seven out of every ten were in the World War. In the lapel of each of these was either the service button or the American Legion insignia.—Leo Fenton, No. 446A Lafay- ette Avenue, Brooklyn. HIS MOTHER. I attended a party last night at which one Young gentleman had his mother for ® partner in every dance. Her skirt wae quite long and het oats were visible, They did all the new steps and did them very Wwell.-Elaie Carlton, No. 8744 Olins ville Avenue. “NEXT CAR.” Halt an hour before midnight I saw @ Brooklyn cop hall an automobile which before it stopped was half a block away. The policeman wanted a ride downtown. The motorist (I suspect he has been handed @ summons {n his time) inquired exactly where the officer wanted to go. ‘Then he sald he was very sorry but he was going the other way.—R. C. Con- nell, No. 437 734 Btreet, Brooklyn. IN A HURRY, While #tanding to-day on the L sta- tion at Broadway and Myrtle Avenue I saw & young mother waiting with af infant in her arms for a Ridgewood train, ‘Twenty young girls and women crashed thelr way into the car without giving her a thought. The young mother was the last person but one to gain an entrance.—D, F., Silver Street, Ridge- wood NO MAN CAN TRAVEL FAST HNOUGH TO G&T AWAY FROM ONE OF THESE. While walking in Broadway near Park Place late this afternoon I saw a young woman run for a atreet car, catch hold of the grip and jump tightly onto the running board.—Charies A, Jettelson, 248 Canal Street. MAKING A BAD JOB WORSE. In Union Square I saw one of the trucks of a big downtown department store splatter puddle water all over the dress of a woman pedestrain. She yelled, the truck stopped and driver and helper climbed down and repaired the damage as well as they could with newspapers and handfuls of astraw.— Louis B. Fisch, 977 Ave. Bt. John, Bronx. IF EVE HAD ONLY DONE 80! An apple dropped unnoticed from somedody’s iwnoheon on a Fourth Avenues trolley car this morning and the rolling of the car sont it scurrying about. It was almost at the front entrance when a well dressed old gentleman was leav- TO-DAY? EVERY READER & REPORTER. THE EVENING WORLD, FRIDAY, JUNE 30, 19232. 6 ing. Ee handed it to the pastenger @ Madie-aged woman of led appearance. Sho anything except take it, the car started again she hold it owt from her ae if tt wore @n eel, or @ dead cat or something. —J. Hy Bast 21st Bireat. FOR THE BABY'S SAKE. Among those whe entered the same Bronx Park train With me at 9th Street to-day was a plainly dressed husky built looking m&n who carried a baby. The car was crowded, A woman offered him het seat. He took it—J. B., Beck Bt Brons. COMMON SENSE. I looked out the window of an train as we came along Myrtle Avenue this morning and saw & man cleaning a window, Hé wore & woman's durt cap.—C. Camefoh, 46 Prospect Street, Jamaica, NATURAL HISTORY. I sqw a great display of fireflies while 1]& bunch of us sat on the porch of a friend's house in Flatbush, and within a short time afterward a thunderstorm broke, I've been wondering if there is any connection between firefiles and thunderstorms. Do firefiles receive an extra supply of their ‘cold light’ when the atmosphere is overdharged with clectricity?—C. @adig, NO. 224 Central Park West. THE SWELL DANCER. T was looking at the silver loving cups on e@hidition im the window of a telegraph com: downtown when two young girle halted, ap- parently for the same purpose. A placard in the toindow describes the winning of the oupe at a radio show, “Oh, for goodness sake come on,” says one of the flap- pers, “I thought they wus for danoin’.””—Hach Wittner, No. 38- 40 Broad Street. DEATH FOR AN INDISCRETION, While I was mowing the lawn I taro a white hen dually scratching in the middia of the Mohwoy just @ a coupe came alony. Inetead of rushing excttedly to left or right the Biddy flew directly toward the car, amashing through the wind- shield and landing im @ woman’e lap. The owner of the car was 20 angry that he took the hen away with him, and I’ve deen told that on the following day they had chicken for dinner.—Mra, Arthur F. Hedges, East Hampton, N. Y. HE MIGHT HAVE ARRESTED HER, Just as the whistle of a traffic officer fave the signal for trafic to move north 4nd south in Fifth Avenue, I saw a young girl make a dash across at. 34th Street. A poliéeman zrabbed her firm- ly by the arm and marched her back again.—Mollle Sirop, No. 718 East 5th Street, removed @ ploture from the back of the timeptece, placed the ploture in hin ‘ketbook, returned the watch to the Jeweler and was off again—George, ‘ood Ridge, Ni J. FROM WALL STREPT. On a truck In front of the Waldort- Astoria Hotel to-day I saw a big polar bear, tied none too securely and moving about quite petceptibl: timid inspection the vr to be @ stuffed specimen, in transport.— J. G. Maxwell, No Fifth Avenue. ‘ih BOSS HIRDS MANGLERS. On the side of a laungry wagon which dashed thro 149th Street this after- hoon I read: "We Do Rough Work," — James T. Wild, No. 786 East 149th Street. “POMMERS” THRILL TUCKAHOR, From the window this morning I saw the parade of Welsh Brothers’ “Unole Tom’s Cabin’ THACHER! While our clades was marching can. through the hall of a Bronx public vorite school to-day one of the fellows play- fully punched the ribs of the boy in front of him, who sald, “Cut {t out." ‘A teacher, who did not see the punch but who heard the remark, took hold of the boy's e when he the street a Aaron Glasser, No, 981 Forest Avenue, ‘Then everybody laughed “Wait until I get you in I'll knock you cold.”— above. EEACHES always look so tempting on the stands— but how do you know they will taste as good? In former years you couldn’t tell—this year you Every variety—your fa- bought under our mi A. F.G., which tells you “These peaches are dependable in qual- ity.” The A. F. G. seal is shown were wonderful and th Sind bove Hushekcr o re0l sésect o tion—A, R. Ryan, No. 61 Main Street, Twokahoo, N, Y. HEARD AT CONBY. I pald my first visit to Coney Island. I saw & man of sixty walking with @ girl of igh As they parsed pho- tograph gallery the barker at the door called out: "Step right in and have your wife's picture took.” A man of twenty- five passed with a girl somewhat older, whose style was most unflapparish Called the barker: “Step right in and have your daughter's pictute took."'— Bilen Webster, No. 106 West 18th Street. GIVING THE GIRL A GOOD TIME. I saw a boy and his girl fi atop before A small “movie” ‘slot-machine In front of « cigar store at Weatchester and Jackson Avenues. The boy dropped @ penny In the slot and the girl saw one of the pictures, She appenre: enjoy the rhow.—A. Speyer, N. Cauldwell Avenue. included—can now be it mark, Bronx. A WOMAN IN THE CASE. I was at the jewellers to-day when a wn young gentleman came in to He had no sooner left the place than he was back He asked for his watch, stepped as far from the counter as he could, well. leave his watch for repairs. again. Many brands of peaches will carry this approval mark as stickers on baskets and crates. Peaches so marked are selected fruit of each variety—grown, graded, packed and shipped un- *40 and Roshanara, heavily sleeve models, in fact every popular this season. choose one here, tomorrow. and colorings are here. A Timely Sale of *30 Silk Dresse 16 Open a “Charge Account” Pay 12° Per Week! Satin faced Canton, Mallinson’s beaded georgette, Canton crepe, two tone sport silks, etc. One of the Models Is Illustrated Lovely models for EVERY SUMMER OCCASION—for afternoon, for sport, for dress, for vacation or town wear. 17 styles, beautifully draped effects, tunics, panels large style that has proved most In sizes for Miss Sixteen to the woman who wears a 44. And EVERY DRESS A PRIZE BARGAIN for customers who are fortunate enough to All the most wanted fabrics Store open Saturday, July Ist and Monday, July 3rd. HECHT BROS. 53—57 West 14th St., near 6th Av der the supervision of American Fruit Growers Inc.—a nation- wide organization bringing picked produce from the best growers all over the country to this market. from districts not hurt by April frosts which diminished cropa in parts of jd, West Other fresh fruits and vege- tables all year round are also being brought here, branded with the initials A. F.G. This seal or brand informs you that produce so marked is uniformly reliable. The A, F. G. seal is worth looking for. AMERICAN FRUIT GROWERS INC. Distributors New York Sales Office Washington & Duane Sts. marked with initiale A. F. @. embarrassed If you are unable to really enj the society of others because of the fear that that wretched skin eruption on your shoulder will begin to itch, or that your scarf will slip and ex- pose the disfiguring rash you had tried #0 hard to conceal, try Resinol Ointment. There Is no needof enduring such discomfort when Resinol Ointment usually relieves itching promptly andmakes the skinclearand healthy again. When aided by Resinol Soap It Is even more effective, RESINOL SHAVING STICK tends to prevent 4 sell tha Resionol products, by disfiguring ble mishes. STORES ALSO IN PHILADELPHIA AND BUFFALO Entire 2*Floor 15 W. 34*St7 (BETWEEN FIFTH AVE. AND BROADWAY, OPP. WALDORF HOTEL.) Winding Up a Most Successful Sale! From now until Monday closing time of high grade suits at half their actual value! Hundreds of Suits for men and young men Made to Retail at $35 Sack Sults—Sport Sults—Golf Suits Longs. When this sale closes it will bring to an end one of the biggest and most successful events we have yet held. It involved the surplus stock of five nationally famous makers which we purchased at half their actual worth. While they last you can have your choice of these finely made, smartly styled Suits at $17.50. All models in light and dark colors. Other Unusual Values in 1 and 2 Pants Suits at oT 59300 6" 99" ‘99.50 and BQ 0 Hot Weather Suits A Tremendous Variety at our usual Low 2nd floor Prices Every conceivable tropical fabric represented—gabardines, mohairs, crashes, homespuns, Palm Beach, featherweight worsteds, zephyrettes, linens, silks, etc., in sack and sport models. Choice of long trousers or knickers. All sizes—regulars, shorts, stouts and longs—32 to 52. For Genuine Palm Beach Suits Every one bears the Palm Beach label—The better grades only All shades, in plain and fancy effects; all sizes —regulars, shorts, stouts and longs. Every suit bears the genuine Palm Beach label. White Flannel Trousers worth Flannel — strictly all wool. All sizes. 15 W. 34th St. ine Waiter Howe NEWARK Store: Entire 2d Floor—807-813 Broad St. Made of the famousFarns- $ 6” REAL ESTATE ADS. FOR The Sunday World Real Estate Section MUST BE IN THE WORLD OFFICE BEFORE FRIDAY. CIRCULATION OVER 600,000 you can share in this monster distribution’ Stouts and.