The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 30, 1922, Page 1

and martial airs will be charmingly A. Prey mingled. be held In Rainier National park Jul 4. You can get the same effect by Bais watching a fat man slip on # banana | Pome ling. | Wouldn't it be horrible to be aa | Inoculated with fish glands by | | writing a letter. The contents of the FAMOUS SKIS OF HISTORY | mistake, and then have to drink | |tetter teak out. ‘The government comes to visit for a week and stays all summer. ILITICALLY, Senator Porter J. McCumber has gone to his reward. For 24 years he represented North Dakota in the United States senate, but for the next 24, not so. His name is already neatly in- scribed on a nice, large tombstone in the Newberry’n’ ground, and after next fall Washington will see him no more. Yes, gone to his reward is Senator P. J. McCum- ber. He served the reactionaries well and was defeat- ed for his pains. He staunchly supported the rich Truman H. Newberry of Michigan and voted obedient- ly with Harry New and others of the old guard to seat the $200,000 Michigander in the senate. Now North Dakota has shown the senator what the people think of him. Senator McCumber is the author of that amazing monstrosity which Senator Lodge calls “The Kepub- lican Tariff,” a tariff to make the high cost of living higher. He had hoped this might be a monument to him. It turned out to be only a footstone to his polit- ical grave, the headstone of which is Newberry. Senator McCumber is father of the bonus bill com- monly referred to as the bunk bonus measure because it promises the ex-soldier much but forgets to provide the wherewithal with which to make good. Rewarded, then, is Senator McCumber. He was beaten by a progressive former governor, Lynn J. Frazier, just as had happened before to old guard candidates in Indiana, Pennsylvania and other states. More tombstones are in the people’s marble yard and hone gre oscg have vest pi planted gat opiates take rae _ HOME BREW VOLUME 24, NO. 108. TEETH AND A ‘MAYOR AND A It All Leaks Out Despite Efforts Will Be History By Homer Brew This, O my fellow citizens, is a true story of secret diplomacy, gold teeth and the Clash of Great Minds, The action begins tn the golden Indian Bummer days of 1921, Tom | Revelle, peerless district attorney, needs a new set of ple-crunchers, or to be more explicit, new scaffolding for the dental follage be already at does Torn Reveille do? Why, he goes down to his old Doc Brown—the Right bridge. | Twittwitewit-twitl Time flies. Seven months pass, | Tom Revelle, same peerless leader \as of yore, goes to the convention (at Chehalis and makes a speech. On bebalf of the republican party he | points with pride and views with lalarm. Then be makes what some- one has cleverly called a mistake, He apologizes on behalf of Seattle for “having elected # socialist mayor.” Tom returns to Seattle to learn Howdy, folks! The first thing Molla Mallory and Susie Lenglen,t>at he has purloined Mayor Mayor Brown and Malcolm jare still calling each ot city hall these days is open the in the courts. names. Douglas do when they reach the |The ladies should settif their quarrel \Brown’s goat. Hot words sizzle be city ball. Tom says Brown is a windows of their offices, take 15 ee gdof. The mayor counters with the deep breaths and have their [A man mest be = cobbler to properly charge that Thomas was Intoxicated morning citeh. A plamber, too, mast learn the trade, “ee . a pnd promptly pay hie dues; ‘The Fort Lawton band is scheduled | A carpenter most learn to sew; a tin-| Despite the efforts of reporters, | omith the affair leaks into the papers. The} to play at the June d'Amour-Herb! e Bchoenfeld nuptials today. Marital | * ® mae te vem eee Fifth annual ski tournament will) HH. A. FP. ) jo run the government doesn’t Snow Ski. or to death? Trotski. Passki, % é ee ut the worst ski is the ‘skiter! o-* We should sizzi eee Lo, the poor Indian! But not so low at that. pk Trouble SOUNDS LIKE A SOFT JOB i Wanted — Wishwasher. Male, expert- ented, Parisien Cafe, 117 Thames—adv.| DENVER, June 30.—Because of |Rrown, who retires into executive | May Intervene in Coal Mine} potiticat quarret vention. breach between the mayor and the peerless district attorney ts com Some of these mothers-tn-law who plete. are always butting in must have un- | More time flies. Twit-twit- rgone goat gland treatments, says| twit! It is now Thursday of the present | | week. Earnest employes at the fed: Bleral building witness a strange spec- |tacle—Tom Revelle at work. He is| jlaughter. For the letter reads “Dear Dr. Brown; Some months ago you made me a new bridge for my tee This bridge has never been satisfactory. do not want you to say that I 10 in Dal However, in view of the con ermometer Reaches 1 in | troversy between us, I am send- 8," —Newspaper. | ing you = cheek for the work. I did not pay you because of a Dentists say, ur bridge has however, that y ruined my mouth, The letter is dispatched to Mayor ta New York Trib ’ “unlawful acts which may lead to|conference with himself. The result | riot and insurrection,” Governor! is a neatly typed note to the peer Today's candidate tor the Poison) shoup today had ordered mobiliza-| jess district attorney. Ivy club ts the motherin-law who|tion of National Guard troops and| x¢ |ntate rangers, following the burning | jett of two railroad bridges and « mine | one of the « ee tipple in the Southern Colorado coal HE | fields yesterday. one of the six greatest men in his invent? Chehalis because he wasn't there. were. A guy we feel we must admire He's for all civic enterprise “Health Commissioner Read | | for the fires. | Pushes Plans to Purify Lake || Five hundred troops were being | Union.”—Headiine. Gosh, Doe | (held in readiness here toda Read has a swill idea of that | jing eight infantry units, | laket of cavalry and one tank company. — ——&| They o- H, G. Wells says that Asoka 1s |#tate officials sald. tory, What washing powder did be | Miinerg on March ‘W. C. T. U. says Roy Lyle, prohi ion director, was not drunk at DONORA, Pa., June Wasn't even present in spirits—as it jminew here. POEMS FOR YOUR ASH CAN Tho strikers were reported In Regaoy Astor Banknotes Hook Unless it hits HIS pocketbook. . Ags today. oe It is all the fashion now to own an Airedale. If you cant get an| Troops Rushed to will be moved into the coal} fields at tho first sign of disorders) body knows the contents of this It is executive secret at state papers buried jin the dusty archives of the mayor's loffice. But future historians, study- IN UNION THERE IS } In official circles ft was said that/)... the reign of Edwin I. of Seattle, STRENGTH | |strike sympathizers were to blame) wii; bring to light a document wnich |they will have difficulty in under standing, It will read something like this: “Dear Mr, Revelle: 1 am sorry that you object to my bill, but T must insist that the dental bridgework whieh you secured in my office did not ruin your mouth, for the reason that your mouth was ruined years ago by over-use, With best regards, | pent in Pennsylvania | EDWIN J. BROWN.” State pow] ‘ns llice and sheriffs patrolied all roads — leading to Donora today in an at-\) MAYOR BROWN REAL |tempt to head off 200 striking min cee ers reported on the march to wagon || HERQ; HE RUSHES IN en|| WHERE—YOU KNOW— route in seven motor trucks stolen Jat Twilight, Pa., from the Fry Coal company mine, whieh closed down Mayor E, J. Brown 1s a brave, orave man He's going to be initlated into he Eagles tonight Oh, yes, lots of folka have lived |] thru an Eagle initiation, but 3 q . eos * It just happens that Prosecut SPOON. At © Shee Seay W. Virginia Fields || ng attorney Matcoim Dougan Dear Homer: hat is this ant-| CHAMLESTON, W. Va. June 3 with whom Brown has been in an pat Paine eg umpblings of another ‘West. Vir. || %timonious controversy over the It’s a lynx-eyed mam mine war were heard here to-|| Sullivan case, is president of the that? Sure you do. ag two companies of National || @asles’ lodge Links and ly-n-x. Ha! ha! hal ardsmen were rushed into Cabin And—the president Is empow never been elected Queen of a Fourth of July festival, chosen to preside at an American Le- jon Paint Creek and marching toward gion dance, or voted the pret’ |Dry Cabin, reports to the governor fest girl in Fremget sald, Miss Elvira Tibbets, who has |on Cabin Creek, which has been| STRUCK ON T erating on an open shop basis,| piece of falling tron Thursday s bodies of men are gathering | I, Taylor, 4111 Bagl |} sred to prescribe the initiation, o 418 t Creek coul fields FAMOUS CHARACTERS IN fobilization of troops followed re. HISTORY to Governor Morgan of a march : HEAD by a al av., employed man on bridge by the city as a f Friday morning. TOM REVELLE | of Reporters; it. tween the federal building and the/ | building rocks with garguantuan | | | GERMANY PLOT! |Assassination of Cabinet Is The paper with a 15,000 daily circulation lead over its nearest competitor The Seattle Star Entered as Second Clans Matter May 5, 1899, at the Postoffice at Seattle, Wash, under the Act of Congress March 3, 1879. Per Year, by Mall, $5 to $9 DUBLIN REBELS SURRENDER! GEN. O’CONNOR TAKEN PRISONER! Py <x =~ — —) oe —) —_ CH2 CH2 — —_ —~ ey al = =— =x {iil HOME EDITION << SEATTLE, WASH., FRIDAY, JUNE 80, 1922. IF 1 WERE | A MINISTER “T’'d Select My Sermon Topics From Here Is One on the Woman’s Cry That “Paris Got Me!” NOTE—Many renders say they would do certain things “If they were” this or that. The Star will give them a chance now to express their opinions, “If you were” @ mayor, « policeman, a grocer, a fruit salesman, a store owner, a swimmer, a teacher, or any other, what would you det You can give us the answer in a letter to the editor of “If 1 Were.” Send it care The Star. BY THE EDITOR An American woman, name unknown, took bichloride of mercury in a Paris hotel and died. Her last words were: “PARIS GOT ME!” I sometimes wish J were a minister. In this job of mine I am hampered by limitations of space. If I were a minister, I could preach my head off. I would not select vague texts from the Bible. I would preach about life as I read about it in the newspapers. For instance—‘“Paris got me!” Of course, Paris didn’t get her. It wasn’t Paris’ fault. Paris is not all sin, nor is it all virtue. Seattle, like Paris, has its underworld. It has, too, like Paris, its good people. But Seat- tle will neither “get” you nor ewalt you. It is human for us to blame somebody else for | our misdeeds—has been ever since Adam said: “The woman tempted me and I did eat.” with power—or sumthin’—at the con: | Ever since we've been doing it. “The bright lights got me!” “A woman tempted me!” “Booze got me!” “Evil associates led me astray!” But the lights of home are bright. There are more good women than bad ones. No power on earth can make you lift liquor to your lips if you do not want to drink it. If your associates are evil, they are no more evil than you, or you would not seek their company. ; Oh, I would preach a whale of a sermon on ‘Paris got me!” if I were a minister. Feel as sorry as you like for that unhappy wom- an, who in her last moment sought to place the blame for her fall upon a city, Paris didn't get her. She committed spiritual suicide before physical suicide. What she did with her body after her soul had died is a matter of relatively small importance. TWO CENTS IN SEATTLE © Nature Honeymoon Wrecked * * * * * + * % * Young Couple End in Jail! the Newspapers,” Says Writer; || Gladys Warren (above), Marion McQueen and their camp on Sand Lake island, Canada, Y., June 30.—Mar- they Nashville bank|tho they visited and Kearney, they were too busy to think. of matrimony. nd like McQueen, just 20 years|our haste to get away from clvili old, who tried “back to nature” life| tion that made ua neglect the cere on an i#land In Sand Lake, Ont and all but starved in the attempt, | 1 comme went (o jail as their first step back | canoed to the Sand Lake Island and | REBEL LEADER toward civilization. It was because of his Infatuation | spent, that Miss Warren wrote to a for Miss Warren that McQueen, po-| Nashville friend for funds. mittance came, but so did an officer. of Nashville, | Waiving extradition, the pair were immediately to Later, | destroy the treaty and bring BUFFALO, N. Toronto |Dopeless and unnecessary war looked #0 - young. the. Tennessee “It was only | * MeQueen exp money | Then the two fled together. It was their plan to be married| nothing of the theft from the bank, found the | th k's office closed He will/driven from the Four Courts ing Albany and|marry Miss Warren either before his | final Free State assault early today, faces a penitentiary term. Evansville, but nobody would marry |them without their parents’ consent Tum, Tum, Te, Da! 90 ARRESTEDIN |MEXICANS FREE Thwarted Camp June 80,— Mext. BERLIN, June 30. — Ninety WASHINGTOD a widespread plot to overthrow | men of the Pecero camp of the Coro. by the police. Congressional investigation of th |those arrested. His rooms were \murder of Rathenau sational arrests mo } . | Lieutenant Guenther, former seo! retary to Ludendorff, was among} tizens in Mex |house today by Representative Con. jnolly, democrat, Texas, searched and letters from Helfferich, Van Jagow, Ludendorff and other |"°" nationalists were found, indicating} Connolly tntroduced a concurrent they had close relations with the con-|Pesolution calling on the house and spirators. {senate to appoint a enther, known under several |three members from aliases, 19 believed implicated in the |S!" & probe of the kidnapings in the ofl fields. h body to be Authorities are hopeful they have stamped out the spark of a monareh: | int uprising, but intimate further sen: | PAPAN READY |Stowaway Says He TOKYO, June 30.—The privy coun. cll met today to complete ratification | keep up their nerve. Aided in Murder (fire ioties ant aecoomenta aut | HOBOKEN, N. J., June 90.--Max/at the Washington arms limitation Peterson, who arrived here today as conference, ja stowaway on the-steamer F ident | Taft from Bremen, Germany, was | th States, who arrives in| vous. one of the conspirators who plotted |Tokyo tomorrow on his Oriental trip, | ALL the death of Dr. Walter Rathenau,|will be informed that all of the he told ship's officers, |treaties have been ratified, on his| The officers said that Peterson, 28, | arrival. told them of the plot that resulted in] Within two weeks a messenger | expected at the multiwedding. work in Ballard, died at his home|the assassination of the German for-|will leave for Washington to file of-!cial arrangements have been neces: sitated to take care of the throngs eign minister last Saturday, ficial notice of Japan's acceptance, Today Is the Day! even to the detailing of a cordon|Since De Valera’s adherents were) over to protect the newlyw rice-throwing spec-/President has been silent as to Als” lintentions. « | he thruout Ireland. It is believed that | the insurgents under De Valera will nd the multiwedding at the Standard Furniture com- The mayor doesn't know it yet—but he's going to give away the SIX AMERICANS \Release Captives at Oil The whole fifth Furniture Co. | transformed into a veritable bower the Hollywood Gardens, and Stewart st., one thing is cert sets of couples—ever had a more} te-tum, te-ta./fagrant setting than will adventurers on ‘That, altho you| matrimony. The ceremony By June d’Amour persons have been arrested in |can rebels, under the leadership of CTT] UM. tum, de-tum Berlin as a result of discovery of |General Gorozave, have released 85 n—no couple or ceremonies, to the Wirth government, nado Oil com: y near Tampico, who Prominent cabinet members were being held for ransom, the were marked down for assass!- state department was advised today na similar to Rathenau's Six Americans were among the fate, according to evidence seized | cantives, opening strain of o'clock. But the fireworks will march from Loh Mee bandit activities against American © was fought in the I} brides and bri 5 rooms come in to eq with intense street fighting. couldn't think of * in proper style, that quite a! Couins’ government, seized the (Turn to Page 7, Column 3) starting out, perverse ne an committee of (ili dng LISTEN, MR. AUTOIST! THE MOMENT IS HERE AND THIS MEANS YOU! ndit raids and are needed to and hundreds happy to do it a mighty short time left in which to tell somebody so. J sailors, who will ae TO SIGN PACT | sungalow on the fifth floor of the? Standard Furniture have anything to but it’s going to be Saturday, will be glad to tell the world how hospitable Se motorists are y of the Navy Denby of | they're Just the least, teeny bit ner THE SEATTLES ARE TO BE THERE Seattle and all They're on the way. Where-are Call up Community Service this minute— Ask for Mrs, J, D, McPherson and answer “Present.” FREE STATE FORCES BiG VICTOR De Valera Now Command of’ Rebel Troops; Still Fighting BY GEORGE MAC DON: DUBLIN, June 30.—U; which shook the city. Fighting outside of Dublin - worse today. IS BLOWN UP iN UP 3 In. Donegal, free state troope saulted a house held by in Letter Kenney. The stronghold was stormed by. chine gun fire and blasted bombs, causing the rebel chief surrender. At Buncrana rebels rendered without fighting. Free state troops have occ numerous telephone exchanges raflroad stations outside of D Casualties were said to be slight, — The Free State government the following manifesto today to Irish people, after the fall of Courts: “You are facing a conspiracy |Great Britain. “The insurgents say they are fi ing for the republic, when in they are fighting to bring the ish back.” DE VALERA 18 Eamonn De Valera, former dent of the “Irish Republic,” | sumed supreme command of the surgents today. De Valera took the leadership Buffalo and|the rebel army which 1s fight Against the girl, who knew | bie State troops thruout the city js Dublin, pas When, Rory O'Connor's forces the announcement was made that De Valera had openly declared war against Collins’ government, ce Up to this point De Valera hag occupied a neutral ground between the extnemists under Rory O'Connos and the Free State government, | He recently effected an a, a | with Collins for an Irish constitu ‘ jand it was believed he was not im: } complete sympathy with the rebels soundly defeated at the polls in ree cent elections, however, the former This indicates a general civil war — make a supreme effort to overth a the Free State government, which was established by the treaty with | Great Britain. ‘Three lorry loads of British forces ¢| Were ambushed at Black Rock by | insurgents today, it was reported | here, 2 Thirty were killed and approxi. mately 60 injured during the two days’ fight between Free State troops: and insurgents. The flight of the rebels was marke Rory O'Connor in defiance of Courts on April 14 and immediate ly began to fortify the building, Collins on Wednesday served 4 notice on O'Connor to evacuate, < O'Connor refused and the Free State troops stormed the building, ‘The two main portions of the Four Courts were captured at 2 a, m. te ‘aay after a concentrated bombarde 7] five rebels were captured. (Turn to Page 7, Column 2) Family Man Killed by Wood Alcohol | A. A, Eastman, foreman hj aa ment by Free State troops. Thirtys {the West Seattle laundry, was de: and George Miller was in a critical 7 | condition from drinking wood alcohol Friday, They were found uncon scious in the office of the City Taxi cab Co, late Thursday night and were rushed to the city hospital. Eastman, rushed to the city hospital, Mast- at 440 N. 68th st,