The evening world. Newspaper, June 29, 1922, Page 32

area ae News and Gossip : By BIDE Dan Marshall was the poorest man Residing on our street. He lived from hand to mouth, did Dan, ’ And often couldn't eat. But in the past month, maybe two, His luck has changed somehow. He owns a car, surpassed by few, For Dan's b--tl-gg-ng now. The Tinkle fam'ly planned to go To Europe ‘way last fall. Then Tinkle got a Wall Street blow That sent him to the wall. But yesterday | saw a ship, And waving from its bow, The Tinkles sailed to make their trip, For Dad's b—tl-gg-ng now. Who Wants a Job? Jerry Tootle wants to hire a good barber who can play the saxophone and sing bass.—Leesville (Col.) Laght. o The Editor Wonders. Bart Haswell, who" was married last week, came out on his front | porch and kicked thé og twice to- ‘@sy. Is marriage a failure?—Paw | Paw (Mo.) Bazoo. Thelma, the Vamp. Ned ge Jeteaint” Irie rancinang 0009 ‘Thelma dropped a cent in a gum machine. She did it to es- ape the gaze of the multitude. Bhe stil) wore evening attire. “Wait!” whispered a hoarse ' | ywotce. (| Smheima fooked up. Sandwich || Sony, the hot-dog vendor, was at || ber side. | “Your lover is untrue!” !\ m@hetma was shocked. “Wham!” Her fist had struck Pony in the eye. She would not Believe her lover untrue. ‘Tony thought the whole affair | vather strange. A tall man was ' approaching. Thelma rushed * fnto his arms. ~ t “You are a detective,” she waid. “I was when a lad,” he admit- ted, “but of late I have been in the pickle business.” ‘ Benjamin Hur, arriving at this point, stamped his foot. A groan as heard. It came from a grown woman. ‘My husband has left me: she cried. Thelma gave her a sweet kiss. “What did he leave you?” she asked. A subway train rolled into the station; a little bird cheeped in a treetop; children played; street cleaners laughed and all Nature seemed at rest. (To Be Continued.) OBSERVATIONS. Radium is now worth less than $100 a milligram. However, we're going to wait for a sale. The income of the Long Island Railroad is increasing rapidly. Can Plays 7 About EE SHUBERT, A. L. Jones and Mark Eisner have been selected by the Fenimore Country Club to judge*the dramatizations of the Cosptr novels submitte? fcr the prizes offered for the best ones. The play considered most suitable for __Prgduction will be staged at the thea- tre on the club's grounds. Dramatists may submit as many plays as they ‘wish, but all must be based on Cooper movels. The club prefers a dramati- fation of “The Spy.”’ ANOTHER RECORD SMASHED. ‘Warm weather doesn't seem to af- fect Marjorie Rambeau's business. Her play, ‘The Goldfish,” broke th: attendance record for Wednesday matinees yesterday at\the Astor Thea- tre. Until yesterday the record was hbeld by, “Hast Is West.” FILMS FOR HER, SOME DAY~ They say Marilynn Miller contem- plates going in for movie acting after “ghe mar Jack Pickford. It would hardly be*until her Ziegfeld ‘Sally’ gontract has expired, however. Just $0 refresh your memory, Miss Miller ‘fe the iittle girl who, a few weeks ago, denied emphatically that she was to Marry anybody and grew very mad when the report of her engagement was mentioned. TO ACT WITH DAD. Broadway hears that Dorothy { a: Good Evening! ‘doe — AREN'T You GoING 7 DUDLEY : cMAKE ANOTHER EFFORT “TO SELL i) ve EXHAUSTED EYRY KNOWN Means OF SELLIN’ “THAT OL’ BOILER AN' I'M, “heouea! “To ADMIT rT'LL Tauee SOME BODY “WITH MORE BRAINS THAN AWE Gor TO seu it! BECAUSE I SOLD \" # wei. - iM miguty GLAD “TO KNOW You'RE. BROAD MINDED ENou@H acetate est ee (PoEms OF PREFERENCE. | Elgie B. of Wakefield wants that velvet-lined oyster-opener very bad- ly. She writes us she hasn't had one in the house for years—in fact, since her brother, Jim, took theirs to France with him as a@ bootjack. El- gie has written a rhyme and sub- mitted it. Read it, folks; it can't do any aarm: The sort of man that pleases me Is one who doesn't drink, Who doesn't smoke, who knows the way To tickle checks with ink. A man whose head is bald won't do, That sort looks like an egg. Oh, handsome men, please seek me out. Come on, boys, shake a leg. this be on account of its innumerable incoming trains? The Prince of Wales, while in Japan, bought a twisted stick for Harry Lauder. On arriving home he sent it straight to the Scotchman. Ward ts peeling potatoes at the OBoW | WoT A Place “to SENS AN’ Wou Yes Some HoTEL usr Use Walte Plains Jail. ‘The © fact ALSO WROTE THAT ul Sage LESCOPE shouldn't be overlooked that he is on ee cal ahaa El DIBCOMEBATS A BEAUTIFUL VIEW gah pis FoR said to have been quite a masher in LYIN' PROP. SatD OF TH’ BEACH CAN Yoursece $ “NN THIN’ his time, too, OF Home pea A woman candidate for the Repub- lican Senatorial nomination in Ne- vada is touring with a circus to make speeches. Really, somebody should say something about heg hav- ing a show. ALL MODERN BE HAD FROM, (PROVE MENTS | — SMOKE UP. When troubles seek you, listen, friend— Just light a good cigar, The chances are in smoke they'll ends Just light a good cigar, A first class weed I think you'll find Will prove a benefactor kind, And bring you blessed peace of mind, Just light a good cigar. When on you fortune seems to frown, Just light a good cigar; When some fair damsel turns you down, Just light » good cigar, At once your cares will fly away, And bright will be your darkest day, Smoke up, and work will be as pla; Just light a good cigar. AND ONLY GOT CAUGHT ONCE ® I'M s0eRY To Ter. You BUT YOUR LITTLE CIRL 18 NOT GETTIHS ALONG WELL iN sctlooL IM 90 sorRy. Tin CneE Hee 4 REAL Good TAKING “ - TIMMINY? I tHOuGHT IWAS GETTIN’ ALONG FING? I wiisPereD / THREE ‘TIMES “Today. CETTING ALONC AT ALL WELL mM BCHOO'L - Our Auto Department. Plugs may be bought at any livery stable. If the car, has a rattle, give it to the baby. A chorus girl in the tonneau is worth two in the show. Be sure, when the weather is to put on your muffler. If a cylinder is missing, better ad- vertise in the “Lost and Found” columns, Don't write John D, Rockefeller his home for gas. He never delivers it personally., cold, WELL! WELL! A PRESENT From Ferpie ! THE THOUGHTFUL UTTLE ANcet! SEND THIS OFF To My GIRL IN A HURRY = IT's VERY IMPORTANT ¢ GEE, 1 FEEL LONESOME Since FERDIE WENT ON His VACATION ! 1 WISH HE WAS BACK ALREADY ¢ "His DIRTY SHIRTS To BE WASHED! AND THis IS MY BIRTHDAY, Joo! 1 WONDER If HE’LL REMEMBER IT! And Now Permit Us to call your attention to the fact that a man named Drinkwater was arrested in Maryland for operating a still and that the name of the arresting officer was Winebeer. and Player Stone, the daughter of Fred Stone, {s to join her father’s “Tip Top” company after next Christmas. She has been preparing herself for a stage career for some time. LAMBS TO APPEAR, Eighteen Lambs have notified Fred Stone that they will appear on the Lambs Club truck in his Wild West show at Mineola Saturday afternoon. They will offer a sketch, Frank Tin- ney has joined the Stone forces and will be seen as an almost towboy. developed, says Al, that a small boy who lives away up town, had fired a cap pistol at the actor. He had come to the theatre armed because he had been told the villain was a terrible man, (Al is still nervous and if you doubt this tale. you may call on him at No. 220, West 42d Street and see will be out of the cast of “Robin Hood” for several weeks. In four different communications received yesterday J. E. D. Meader informs us that ‘Ed Connolly is Rex Ingrais's; pet | eabeaea rather came to that conclusion when the yarn was first published in these by members of the ‘Make It Sanppy”’ company Saturday. Two hundred residents of Madison, N. J., will see “Blossom Time’ to- night. Each one will wear a rose. B. 8. Moss sailed from France yes- terday and will arrive in New York July 5. He has been away six weeks. ght company an’"—started the man. “You shoot trouble, do you?” asked the director. “Yes!” answered the nettled clec- trician, “Well, go out and find Jackie Cno- gan! He may want to shoot some retakes on ‘Trouble.’ "* story of course mean “See America First” and the only reason for using them at gll is that Walter Hiers, the plump comedian of the screen, has adopted that ashis slogan. The hefty comic covered hundreds of Western cities during a very re- cent personal appearance tour, got THE SAFEST WAY. EXTRY! EXTRY! Olga Steck, prima donna of * him quiver. Margaret Petit, who dances in The] Gus Seyffertitz, the famous movie] The “trouble shvoter” left the] back to Frisco in time to attend the| columns six months ago, ! hae dad Baad Feeds he! ea ~- Pin Wheel,"” has arranged @ new|character man, was shot in Syracuse | studio fully convinced that either he] opening of a big theatre, went to Big] During the hottest day in Hof r ea pests Gossip, number which 1s called ‘'Tiddle 4¢}jast week. Which is a mighty dan-| oF the director was loco in the coco—| Bear to shoot scenes in “The,Ghost| wood this summer the storm seenes character roles, saw the Leonard-) iis mesons wont t 8 Winks.” ¢ but not sure which. Breaker and from there to San|in “The Old Homestead” ‘were shot. Britton fight Monday night. When tt] oener night and jodi ere In the cast for the Threshold Thea-|S*°U® 8Pot in which to be shot. Diego on location with the same pic-| How'd you like to act all day long No, we fooled you this time! we are NOT going to say that it was all a mistake and that Gus was only half shot} because Gus isn’t that kind of a shooter. And besides, in fur-lined beeveedees with the mer- cury flirting with the 102 mark? Neither would we! Wallace Reid, having hooked all of the trout in California (according to ture, “If that doesn't prove that pictures are rightly named when they are called ‘movies’ I don't want a cent!” avers Wally, was over Miss Franklin explained the alleged foul blow to Miss Steck. “Leonard had no right to hit him while he had one knee on the floor,” she said. tre’s production of ‘‘Asaph,"’ by Wil- lam O. Bates, will be Elizabeth Ma- lone, Angeline Bates, Harry Hahn, Jack Levine and Samuel M. Wren. HANDY. At last, a role for which he has a complete “wardrobe” right at hand. Fenwick Oliver, who has played every sort of an Englishman save un oners. D, D. H. has returned from Europe been booked over the Proctor “Is that the rule?” i Barney Gerard has engaged Jimmy rR it's too hard to get (in some pluces)— 5 “Anyway, we have a Paris jn Ken-]| Wally) hooked his own left ear yes+ Steck asked Miss) erugsey to star in “The Funmakers| A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. But we will reassure you to the|*™y oficer, in) any number ofl tucky and a Venice in California, so|terday while fly-casting. It's sore, but “Surely! "* in Shubert Vaudeville next season. A team of actors played a team ffextent of telling you that it was| Paramount productions, has at last) wats the use in going abroad?” | not serious, been cast in a part that will be easy for him to dress. During the war Oliver was a Brit- ish Army officer and put his uniform away in camphor balls a long, loag time ago. But now he is called upon to play just what he was on the bat- tlefield, and all he has to do ts to dust off his old uniform and stroll onto the lot. Pretty easy for some folks! it? doctors a game of ball out in Chicago recently and the doctors made their opponents look sick. Florence Roberts has udded to the cast of “Gimme. Claire Windsor is hard at work try- ing to patch up “Broken Chains” for Goldwyn. A chap named Thorne asked Mae for a job in her latest picture. “I suppose every rose should have its thorn,” mused Mae, “but there really, isn't a place in ‘Broadway Rose’ for you.” Raymond Hatton has just been added to the cast of “To Have and to Hold." .He will plag the Kin Wonder who'll play the ape! ( Gilda Gray has promised Babe Ruth acai that if he will keep on hitting home runs she'll teach him a few shake dances. Fiske O'Hara will have as his guests to-night at “‘Abie's Irish Rose" 160 members of Father John H. Sta- pleton Council, K. of C, Lester Sweyd, dancer and pantomi- mist, is on his way to Europe to dance in. Amsterdam. He will return here in September. Eddie Cantor, who goes abroad soon, is to be “surprised” with a lot of gifts Just “Then why don't boxers keep one Knee on the floor all the time and avoid getting hurt?” demanded Miss Steck. while Gus was posing for a picture that a villain snuck up behind him and emptied a revolver at him. And Gus was wounded in—well, Syracuse. He's all better now, though! RE-TAKES. Dick Barthelmess will make his debut as a pulpit orator on Sunday night next in the Chelsea Methodist Church, 178th Street and Broadway. His topic will be “My Indebtedness to Religion.” Will H. Hays will address the Na- tional Education Association in Bos- ton early next month. Wallace Beery, the screen's mean- est looking Villain, was painfully in- jured yesterday when his automobile was crushed by @ motor truck, He FOOLISHMENT. Poor old grandpa, fegble guy, Caught a rocket in his eye, ‘Twas July the Fourth, you see, So he laughed quite merrily. HE “SHOT” THE VILLAIN. Al Strassman received a vere fright at the National Theatre yester- day when the villain in “The Cat and the Canary" was about to do his dirty work. As said villain moved across the stage a loud crack was heard and A) jumped quite high. it WRONG ADDRESS, An employee of the Biectric Light Company rushed into an uptown stu- dio yesterday and ran into the di. rector. “Whadda you want?” busy director, “I'm a trouble shooter fer th’ ‘lectric Isn't PUT IT IN THE ACT. “What did your husband do when you told him he had been drinking?” “He made a rye face." B.D. 8. A. F. The mystic letters atop this littic asked ‘he ) ¢