The evening world. Newspaper, June 16, 1922, Page 32

Theatr ical « Hitchcock’s ‘‘Pinwheel”’ t LL ar Raymond Hitchcock started his of roll Theatre last night with the ‘Rim, If our own Balicff seemed to get TAte labored long and hard with a show that was no Chauve. © Michio Itow's entertainment proved #0 Be 2 curious olla podrida of son @ances, pantomimes and sketch Bome cood, others bad, or, to say Beast, rather amateurish. At no time Was this “Pinwheel” dazzling, merely Bright and dull in tuen, it hod mo Wariety than charm. No end of b 23 could blind us to the fact that young women who displayed them 41] had a lot to learn about dancin et two who were longest in these Bightly possessions, Josephine Head fd Phyllis Jackson, succeeded in Stving something like classic grace Yo their movements. Margaret Petit ‘Bnd Louise Riley also disported them- elves airily without any apparent fear of catching cold, though the risk d great even in mid-June, So ran clothing went, Ragina Devi did Rot throw discretion to the winds in a Hindu fling that mildly recalled the World’s Fair days when this popular forin of art hit Chicago in the Mid- may. ‘The first real breeziness of the eve- ming came with “Faun and Nymph,” fn which Felicia Sorel ond Senta Gluck enjoyed the freedom of the city. But best of all was tic Spanish @ancing of Maria Montero, no doubt dark lady of many a sonnet in old adrid and thereabouts. Clicking her @agtanets and throwing back her head. she took complete possession ‘ef the stage with the proud air of one Who knew her business to her toe- tips. ~ Meanwhile Mr. Hitchcock had got hold of an ice-cream suit and a straw it, and found a companion in Frank yy, lured from his ‘aunt’ in the ‘@udience to the stage, They man- to have considerable fun to- wether until they became involved in @ ghastly affair called ‘The Shaving of the Airy. Ap with an electric ‘ebair waiting for its victim. To add Screenings BILL AND MOVIES. Who said Shakespeare knew noth- West the movies? 5) Take a fash at this: “1 will make my very house recl -night.”’—('"Coriolanus,” Act 1). {We will draw the curtain and Rigns” the picture.”"—("Twelfth Act D. here upon this picture and this.”"—(‘‘Hamlet,”’ Act. IIT). +, “A weak and niggardly projection." §r-C'Heary, V.,"" Act IT). » MORE POMES. Evidently somewhat jealous because jae Murray broke into Screenings the poetry route, Mabel Normand, before sailing for Europe, sub- (mitted the following: MADE IN GERMANY. jabel Normand had a dog, = itp hair was 00 and 60, everywhere that ‘That mutt thought he must go. * we followed her to work one day, Jones’ idea of discipline-— *YKeep off this net, you fool!" shouted, “Back, you Belgian pup! you'll spill the ‘Mabel revealed his secret. *e He was German to the core. yelled aloud, ““Raus mit dem Hund!" J) And from the woene he tore. u A DIPLOMAT. Dick Barthelmess, if he ever loses hold on his movie public, may eerily hold down a job in the Diplo- tic Corps. $+ As for instance: >A woman visitor told Dick yester- y that a celebrated woman st: dG told he: that of all her leading en she liked him the best. “That's very nice,” blushed Dick, id I'm very grateful.’’ /“Now won't you tell me who r your best leading woman? -, “Mary Hay!" shot back Dick. 3) Por the five or six who may not ow it we'll add that Mary Hay is ré. Barthelmess.) 3 + ‘THIS 18 STRANGE. =-Langdon McCormick, who wrote Storm” as a play, is apparently well satisfied with the picture on. Strange as it may seem, joCormick has written the producer: “Tt in extremely gratifying to me at you have so realized all the po ities of my play, ‘The Storm.’ ‘ou have given it a splendid pictorial Balue and your forest-fire scene will rely prove a sensation anywhere in world. I have never seen anything ir, May I congratulate every one a ‘ou ted in the production of the joture ?"* Ian't that nice, now? Boy, page nie Hurst. FRESH FISH! fere’s one you may believe if you it to. If you do, you'll believe hing in the world. Wallace Reid says he went to Bear to shoot some fish-stuff for ‘pe Ghost Breaker.’ He says he titted a line With a No. 5 and a lo, 19 hook. Astrout grabbed the 5 and as Wally started to play he slipped off, but his tail became ; : Bright and Dull in Turn By CHARLES DARNTON ed up in Russian togs and further disguised with a monocle, “Pinwheel” going at the Earl Car- hot air that is the breath of life to out of breath occasionally, he at any uuris. to ‘‘Hitch's’’ sad lot he was bur- dened with “The Sons of Jesse James,’ the murderous song of the “‘Follies’’ that met with sudden death. Five thetic tramps were ridicu jously funny in a burlesque of pastoral dances. Mr. Itow went in for some- thing more legitimate and _pictur- esque. Shortly before midnight a tiny boy not long out of the cradle played the drum and accompanying traps with amazing skill. ‘Little Joe," as he was called, made a big hit. To say as much for the show as a whole would be stretching the truth until Mr. Hitchcock himself wouldn't be able to recognize it. THE BIG LITTLE Now “Har Youve GoT A VACATION LUKE" — WHERE ARE Wou GOING To SPEND IT ? rales Osan { IM Nor Your « PoP? Im tHe | ELECTIRN LIGHT | MAN hw rene | | HELLO | | | Por? | ie {| KATINKA FAMILY WELL” B0SS"—. Ww « 6 Goto . BATTLE BEACH News. .and G ME GRE | “car WIFE WANTS \ le Nor Your \ Pop - IM DEMONSTRATING THE VACUUM 4 WOMAN To —— om aman x HELLO - me SINKS “TatKin’ —~ WIFE'S ATTITUDE CALLED UP AgBouT PY OMe MIM UP 4 ¢ ' ITH WM AN! SELL HIM — GOSH IT BEAN st{ YESTERDAY MY CAR LEAVE SPRL Ty .OduLt THIS 13 MR, 1 WANTA EXPLAIN My WHEN You — SHE GoT THE IDEA You WERE A DEALER AN‘ SHE “TOLD You “TH'CAR WAS A QUINCE. Sus' To GET RID OF YoU - SeE7~ sue. DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE ~ Ha-Ha SEE? — WOMEN ARE) FUNNY — WEN - HEH -- ~You KNow How IT IS —~ HAM~HaH --- 4 , ' Bur x, ak INs\sTeD WED Go To H' * MouNTAINS ! , f TTT Haws stlooy & 1 THousH#T [A SURE ONE Jar THOSE | | Goad Lookin’ } MEN WAS mY PoP KRURE WA // CLEANER iar Rican y So Wou RE GOING ‘ “He MOUNTAINS Don't Kow / -ER- EVIDENTLY The Evening World’s -————_—_—-—— == 80% WY x L 1 -BouGHT A + CAR THis MORNING! Extra ! Qe dtinieaene = ) ME .Do You | “Pop” Has Popped Home at Last! \ we. Ty Your Pap * WILL THE BOSS BE HOME THIS EVENING, | / > Mun? jeu — ) ik (Wei He ISN'T— \ Be PREPARED To CALL AN AMBULANCE FoR Him IN THE MORNING ! 5” j THis Ib A FINE TIME iF © DID-IT To COME HOME FOR Would Be THE DINNER! WHERE WERE]| FieksT Time T EVER GoT A (CHANCE To SAY 19) ANY THING ! cree eae «ta AFTERNOON AT f THe RACE olf TRACK ! wr — m=) THE LITTLE GNAT — L HAVE A SUSPICION “THAT HE SPENT THE SS Ken Kies CAUSE 1 BRUSHED OFF His CoAT || | WHEN HE CAME HOME AN HEARD | {SOME CHANGE SINGLIN' IN THE 5 | POCKETS {4 ouR we | DunaBer ‘ CONTEST wit START Seon PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB THEY THINK THE HIGH SEAS r ARE SINGING NOTES Copr. 1922 (N. Y. Eve. World) By Press Pub. Co... DAWGONNIT FELIX — QUIT DROPPIN’ “Thar RULER A FATHER’S RAVINGS. | by \ Buster Keaton. Neocon aeiteeeeete a A man is never a man until he is a father, I'm gonna bring up the kid—beg pardon—Buster jr,—to be President. Perhaps he may have something to say about it and become a fireman— but I'll do my best When Natalie and I talked over the lad's future, we decided to try some- thing mew. We have decided to give him a dollar, an apple and a Bible. if he plays with the dollar he'll be « banker; if he eats the apple he'll be a farmer, and if he toys with the Good Book he'll be a minister. But if I ever catch him playing with the dollar, eating the apple and read- ing the Bible ali at the same time, 1'N know that he is going to be a politi- cian. If he wants to become a doctor, I'll encourage him—for then he can write my prescriptions fov me and prescrip- tions these days are handy things. snagged on the No landed him that way Wally says this will be hard to be- lieve, and we agree. He also says he can furnish witnesses. As far ds we are, concerned—Wally —bring on them witnesses, 10 and Wally i “That head Flynn, NOT BOILED. one called Mitchell playing the heavy in ‘On the High * a hard boiled egg. upon the mirror, that his head did res ble an egg in sha that it is almost all shaved so Some Lewis decided, TREATS 'EM ROUGH, Dustin Farnum, after a long rest, is making up for lost time by bowling over villain after villain in his latest Fox picture. Just to prove that he selected no easy marks, Dustin submits the fol- lowing list of villains he overcomes during the first few reels: formerly Yale Kid McCoy, Fred Thompson and Fred Perry. And Dustin comes through without a scratch marring his classic Greek “Colleen of the Pines’ wii a tuft of hair at the top. though he does look villainous in his ‘grimed stoker’s costume, he took exception to the term “Roasted would be a better word," he explained as he displayed a very bad coat of sunburn on his bare hea not boiled, it's baked."* Jane Novak. Colleen Moore doesn’t even get in the atmosphere. “The Understudy” is the title of Doris May's next release. Comes a movie that, through its title, admits it is ‘More To Be Pitied ‘Than Scorned.” Lewis, looking into m= Leatrice Joy. due to’ the fact ve for] Lengthening of skirts: may come But al-| Just in time to fit in with the revival of films made years ago. We are told that “The Old Home- stead” will be laborated for the screen, Probably Uncle Josh will get his market reports by radio. An Irish proverb might have been written for the movie fan: “Don't see all you see or hear all you hear.” “The Servant Question,” out of the ried tO Marjorie ard bolle new picture the film snapped. bled: parted. Maude way as far as the screen is concerned, | edy—‘Whoa, Maude!" along comes Katherine MacDonald | peramental sta: with “Domestic Relations.”” little. to bring home a lotta cinema pro- grammes to explain why in the stilly night he mumbled something about Ida Darling, Louise Lovely, Blanche Sweet, Bessle Love, Arline Pretty and If he tried to make a parachute jump where would Warner Oland? Katherine Perry recently watched her husband, Owen Moore, get mar- Daw. Selznick film, of course, The first reel of Eugene O'Brien's had just started when The operator mum- “& Fool and His Money” soon It was in a Maude, a new comedy donkey, has a leading part in Harry weet's com- For a tem- kicks very At the Central Theatre next week rand mind liable to find re thinking of chosen After July 1 the Robertson-Cole Distributing Corporation will be| there will be an added attraction in known as The Film Booking Offices | Alla Axiom, a crystal ga of America. reader. Look out! He More than 400 employees of the|out what you really Maurice}Harriman National Bank held a ; football star: |theatre party at “Silver Wing’? last y has started a chain of night. good luck letters and has Corinne Griffith is busy selecting | Patsy Ruth Miller as one of the links, the cast to support her in “One| Patsy kept the chain agoing by send- Stolen Night." They claim the show]ing @ Mice, Sweet little letter on to features. We cannot say the same] Will be grand larceny, some one else, Isn't for the quartette that opposed him Mexican soldiers and dainty senor- | tdea? itas have disappeared from the Vita-] F. A. M.—You STILLS. svaph lot, as Earle Williams has just|reach Robert Frazer finished ‘Fortune's Magk,”’ star] A man who talked in his sleep had that can him care of Metro, No, way, New York City, a pretty we belie address Broad. ——— ee | POEMS OF PREFERENCE | In submitting her rhyme in this contest Jennie C. of Harlem, says she is a very pretty girl, who docs not know how to use a velvet-lincd “I¢ I win it," she 7" Oh, we oyster-opener, esks, “who will teach me might. find time, if all she says .is true, But now as to the rhyme—look: I like to sit and think about The man whose name Plt take When Fate has picked him out for me. And oh, for goodness sake! T hope his eyes are blue and kind, I hope his hair is dark, 1 also hope he does not flirt With girls in Central Park FOOLISHMENT. The driver of a hack one day Picked up a gunney-sack, they say. “'Tis plain to see,” said Henry Mack, “That this man hails from Hacken- sack,” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Customer—I want some dog meat. Butcher—Sorry, lady, but we ain't killed a dog to-day, GOSSIP. Lota Cheek, of “Make It Snappy,” That's what may enter Grand Opera. it takes, Bayard Boyeson of Massachusetts, to who breeds horses, has decided call one “Red Pepper.” Gattison Jones, Cecil D'Andrea, Hasoutra, Harry Walters and Helen O'Shea Day,"’ which is to be produc VF. Ziegfeld that the name “Midnight stage production. Mary Haun, dancer, “Tickle Me,” has been iv. wistfes it Frolic’? on formerly engaged Arthur Hammerstein for “Daffy Dill. he Cat en at the atter- The 150th performance of and the Canary” wil] be National Theatre to-morrow noon, Harland Dixon, of “Good Morning Globe Theatre stage-door last night turn- lot of news- Dearie,” was seen near the ing handsprings for a have joined “Spice of 1922. Bertha Mann will appear in “That d by the Belmont Theatre Repertory Company. known he alone has the right to use of and Players By BIDE DUDLEY TS Provincetown Players an- nounce that they will not func- tion during the season of 1922- 28, but that they will begin producing plays again on Oct. 31, 1923, The reason for the interim of inactivity seems to be that several of thos: most active in the organization want long vacations abroad. ‘The Province: town Players began work six years ago with a capital of $320. They claim they found good plays very” hard to get, yet they gave to America two playwrights, Eugene O'Neill and Susan: Glaspell. Their theatre is No. 183 Macdougal Street. at HOW’S YOUR MEMORY? James J. Woulfe of No. 2658 Canal Street, New Orleans, has asked us ii we remember an actor named John Cosgrove, who was in a play called “The Dazzler’ years ago. We don't Do any of our readers know him It so, where 18 he? ASHLEY SLAMS US. Bob Ashley, of Max Hart's office writes us to say that, while Bobbie Woolsey may be skinnier than we are, he's better looking. Maybe, but w: won a pretty baby contest years ago A's to Ashley's beauty-——-wow! MANICURE MAMIE. (Should a woman murder the man wh Read this story an form your own conclus! ) Angelo, the bootblack, stealthy youth. In her flight Mamie had dropped a banana peel and hi slipped up on her. “Well, well, something pened,"’ said the Policeman. Dirty Dora's last bonbon struck the calls her a pippin? was 0 has’ hap- girl in the neck. : “Now,” said the manicurist, “I feet rather sticky.” z Blodgett stepped up to her and con- fessed his love. It was a pretty scene. Picking up his arms he threw them around her. “Ah, ha!’ growled Angelo, as |i crushed the oil stock in his hand. “1 don’t understand this,” said the Policeman. Then he did a clog-dancw’ in the street, clogging the traffic. Angelo drew a shaving brush and aimed it at Blodgett. “Another move and I shoot,"* shouted. Blodgett; fearing nothing, moved But Angelo failed. He had forgot ten the soap. (To be continued.) FROM THE MAIL BAG. A reader has sent us an: origina! joke with a request that we print it Will the people who think it is a sna) to vonduct a column please read this joke? Baby—It you sit on a tack what do you do? Grown-up—Why, get right up. Baby—No, you don't, you get left (lift) up. The humorist assures us there ar no obligations on our part in printins the above. He forgets we have to think of the health and welfare of 1 million readers. A he a THAT SETTLED IT. There Was a question in the office of a certain newspaper yesterday ax to whether the music critic or ti dramatic reviewer should ‘cover’ Raymond Hitchcock's “Pin Wheel vue" last night at Earl Carroll's Theatre, Michio Itow and his dancers seemed to give the job to the musi: department, but Mr, Hitchcock's pres > ence indicated it might belong to the drama. The music editor called up Bare pris, most as good at It a8) the theatre while a rehearsal was it nee progress, Hearing a peculiar nois he asked what it was. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. “It's Mr. Hitchcock singing,” caw It is our private opinion that no] the reply burglar would try to enter the store} ‘That settles it,” said the inquiie of Keys & Lockwood, on East 17th “The show belongs ip the dramatic’ Street, after seeing the firm name, department.”