The evening world. Newspaper, April 13, 1922, Page 28

The Evening -World’s Comics Joe Must Have Run Out of Gas! | Screenings ip Now — LIFE ISN'T ALL cossTine DOWN HILL — YETTA Do A Lot OF CLIMBING {KEEP Youre THROTTLE. WIDE OPEN ~ HAVE Your QaRBuURETOR By DON ALLEN A MAN (3 LIKE AN AUTOMOBILE MY Boy — HIS MIND. IS HIS CARBURETOR — His IDEAS ARE HISUFUEL — HIS AMBITION Is. Mts LMROTTLE — do y'roow me? MOVIE QUESTIONNAIRE. Q. What is the silent drama? A. Screen plays with sub-titles. Q. What is a sub-title? ‘ A. Words to be read aloud. FELIX, QUIT BALANCING “tyr RULER ON YOUR Nose AN! COME OVER HERE — TI WANTA TELL You sumpin! iiaaia J} GERALDY, the French pia: Wright, author of “The Nest, GEE BOSS ~ COULD You OF BEEN PRESIDENT (€ cps " Q. Then why is it called the silent Stree ssi ‘ D STEPPED HARDER ? ? te wit Rew or wom and te TOY Yee MLEUEL 5 AND Some. u 1G eee talking, he Yessir! ESIDENT OF THe. alking. Class dismissed. ve a g00d time. The society has ONITED STATES \F y's ' uniested with Owen Davis, Y STEP ON 'ER t of the American Dramatists,| I ; HARD ENOUEH'N RELIEF AT LAST. ENE CARAS SE if attention to the impending M. Geraldy and asking what le have been made to grect him. says the visitor will be i there will be a forma! banquet e the auspices of the Authors’ i arid William A. Brady will ar- & special performance of “The jeat"’ for its French author, An auto through Central Park and a visit ‘the Aquarium should not be ov looked. And if M. Geraldy wants terrifying experience, let him take a ide on a Bronx subway train about 5 M., going up. | A PLAY FOR CARILLO. © Announcement, is made that Leo Carillo has signed a contract to con- finue as a star under the management pt the Morosco Holding Company, Ine, He is to have a new play, which Jill be tried out first at the Morosco (Theatre, Los Angeles. BTARS IN THIS SHOW. A benefit performance will be ‘awed at the Eltinge Theatre Sunday it to ald the Homd of the Daugh- of Jacob. A. H. Woods has the use of the theatre, and those who will appear are Cantor, Julius Tannen, Irene Georgie Price, Frances Gus Edwards and Leo Ed- BRANCH O'BRIEN DIES. “Branch O'Brien, well known for Many years as a theatrical advance OTT arent. is dead. Mr. O'Brie! who was ahead of Otis Skinner in “Blood and Sand” this season, underweht an eperation and complications that fol- Towed affected his heart. He was sixty-three years old and had worked for Charles Frohman, David Belarer George C. Tyler and other managers. ‘His widow is known on the stage as fen Gurney. The Elks will have We never thought it would reach the screen, but it sure has. By “it” we mean a film that has no dog teams to mush through vi snow; that has no long-suffering heroine parked on an ice floe awalt- ing rescue by a Ddrilliantined hero; that has no two-gun men or custard pies. The “it” in this instance is Tom Ince'a latest release, ‘‘Someone to Love,” which we lamped in @ pre- view yesterday. It appears to be one of those films, the producers have been striving for for 80 long and never quite reaching. The scenes are laid in the Canadian woods in the summer, and the story is woven about a three-ringed circus that is wrecked, It is a simple, whole-souled yarn such as the screen patrons have been yearning for for years. For this relief much thanks, STATISTICS. The amount of light used to bright- en up the sets in “One Clear Call” would have lighted a town of 15,000 for eighteen nights (provided the town wanted to get lit up.) If all the footage In all the films re- leased during the month of March were pasted end to end the grand total of ideas would reach from the Public Library to the Public Library. If Charlie Chaplin had missed one of the bricks he juggles in ‘Pay Day’ it wouldn't have made much differ- ence. If they ever stopped the sale of hair polish many a movie actor would go back selling groceries. If Wally Reid saw every other male star in their best films he'd still think Wally Reid was the best of the lot. If Buster Keaton ever smiled he’é smile. If the usherettes in Broadway eine- mas would pool their tips they could buy a meal for one in a Childs res- = a Cope. 1922 (IN. ¥. Eve. World) By Press Paleo: taurant, charge of the funeral. - Baw-we If any one believed all the praise Engagement in “Bronx Express" at ‘the Astor Theatre on April 26. Lee ‘Shubert has arranged to move Cecil Got iT ‘Lean and Cleo Mayfield, tn ‘The jushing Bridge,"’ from that house to 44th Street on April 24. if GAIGE GETS ANOTHER. ‘The Selwyns have received a cable Cresby Gaige, now in Berlin, “trom ying he has obtained ‘The Myste- ‘ious Affair’ for: American produo- Mon. This play ‘s current at the ‘Duchess Theatre, success. Max Reinhardt made the ‘production and he has agreed to come ‘to America in the fall to stage the Play here.. Sam H. Harris will be ‘gasociated with the Selwyns in the peace ‘THEY REFUSE TO OIE. We have received several letters Fecently asking which, if either, of KATINKA vaudeville team of Gallagher and hean is dead. The answer Is, nel-| [YOU'RE FOOLISH TO WORK HERE FOR TEN DOLLARS Gallagher and Shean ure at} | a Week —MY AUNT TOLD ME SHE'D PAY Sthe Majestic Theatre, Chicago, thh Weck, and will be-in New York May] | THIRTY "To A GooD + GEE, MY HISSUS WAS SORE AT ME FOR QUITTIN' = 1 Do FERDIE! WHEN I SAID # PER MONTH - =n — LISSEN, MRS. GESSIT— ™~ IF Y'WANNA SAVE A LIFE GIVE KATINKA HER JOB ww: WAS R' e\\s agent says he'd be in the Psychopathic cH 5 S| ri ‘ahi foe oh r : Pic Ser BU gy | GLORIA HERE. Within a few moments after shoot- ing the last scene in “The Gilded Cage,"’ some one left the cage door open and Gloria Swanson, the star, flew out and aimed straight for Broadway. She lit among the white lights early this morning, looked them over care- fully and then tucked her tired head under a wing and rested. She will be with us until Saturday, when she sails for France, accom- panied by Mrs. Frank Urson, wife of her director, “I think New York ts wonderful,"* started Gloria, ‘It has the moat won- derful skyline—pshaw!" and she in- terrupted herself. That is the speech I had written to turn loose when I came back. Let me see what I should say now''—— But we had flew. “HELP! POLICE!” Needing a policeman to appear in “ certain scene, a director In an up- town studio voiced his needs yester- @ day. Wanting to stand in with the boss, three studio flunkies rushed to | ' \ a) wo ) 15 at BF. Keith's sist Street ‘Thea- »_|' ae ied.) (OLD HER TWAS Sm *s BACK, WILLYA 2 6 2 fie. Furthermore, they're both we}! " Fis THROUGH HE DOUBLES IN DRAMA. Willjam Leonard isn’t loafing these Ways. He plays a role in acts 1 and 2 ‘bf “The National Anthem" at Henry “Miller's Theatre and another role in jects 8 and 4 of “Montmartre” at the mont, ‘They sny he'd like to yet Go the midnight show on the Ziex Feld Roof to occupy some of his spas ime. 1 2 OBSERVATION. + Every once in a while there strays to our sanctum (imaginary) an i*rly gentleman known as the Skip- ‘Per. He is looking for a game of rts, and if no game is forthcom- and reasovably happy. : b-; t WORKIN’ Fer CA p 7 g 2 he sits down and chats pleasantly / while, at the same time plaiting his ng beard: He is a genial old fel- different telephones and each put in a call for a cop, Next we “fade-in” on an excited desk Sergeant listening to three hur- ried calls for a policeman, Did the director get a policeman? No, the director did not get “a” policeman. He got a whole bevy of husky re- serves, rushed there to quell the dis- turbance the three calls had raised in the Sergeant's mind, CUT-BACKS. The screen is supposed to reflect life and still it has but one “Divoree of Convenience,” . Owen Moore says his press agent never revises any stories about him. The praise agent’s motto must be inside de tion gave the limb a mighty shake and| “Leave it as it les.” . shows for the de good Lord put petroleum d sinine? Usually ue fala POEMS OF PROVOCATION Ruse Py cet ek: earf to keep de axles greased. dislodged the wildcat. Suddenly a] Hi Speed, Selznick's _ pifflecist, 4 ine. Usually he has a story to AY Tharies Dalton will play the role “Den, bye an’ bye, long come all| chorus of yells, howls, screeches and|lamped the following om an upper Hi. We had @ visit from Skip just t ar owner ih the Theatre dese hyah ile companies, punchin'| cuss words broke loose from helow. | Broadway cinema yesterday: w and he told us how he almost] Lester Train, a grocer's clerk in the Pavia Sroduction, “What ths holes in de ground clear down into de| “Hey, dar, King Agrippa!’ anx- DAUGHTER PAYS. § bags ine Pad ee the wet, Bronx, hus sent to us a poem of| otic Wants.” , bearin’s, and quensecontly all de ile] iously called down Salvation, “Yo'| BRING YOUR BEST GIRL.” ‘i Sel Lapund eps sandr del Provocation on. this week's general Isie Rizer has been engaged by the HARD NOVEL TO FILM. who was out of practice and played| eome squirtin’ out. Fust thing we! want me ter come down an’ help yo'| “Most of the dry humor nowads | doctor looked in my mouth, 1] *ubiect—"'The Dentist." Hey, Masie| Players Assembly for a role in “The| ¢ ¢ i” have ‘Aimed. your’ hock | lee lt know dere's a hot box an’ de earf/ hol’ him?” opines Gene O'Brien, “is all wet!” fhought he wanted to learn my age|® Pose You and that young man with|Night Call,” opening April 24 W P a "| Nearing the end of the first round, | squeaks an’ rumbles an’ grunts an Naw, suh."' yelled King Agrippa.| George Eliot's novel “Silas Marner’ ind 1 hated to let him see my teeth, | 1% i the parlor leave go hands long| Kdward Duke Ferguson, technical rofessor,"’ said the MOV} ne suddenly became aware of the ex-|dat's de earfquake. If dey don't quit] “Ah wants yo’ tuh come down an'|in screen attire, will be released director of “Sue, Dear,” joined Thistle Lodge, No. 900, F. and A. M, enough to read this rhyme The dentist gives me pain, ‘tis true, {ng picture director, ‘‘and| treme glumness of his caddie. With] it purty soon dere won't be no moat help me ter tu'n him aloose!""—Judge.| shortly by Associated Exhibitors, I haven't any on my lower jaw. a check for $5,000 | forced ‘bravado he challenged the lad| grease left and de earf will stick tight Mary Astor, who has made consid- hen he noticed their absence he re- cently : “Haw an’ won’ ‘round no] LINE OF LEAST RESISTANCE, | erable of a stir in the series of “Fa- + It tf recently s t with, ‘“‘Have you ever caddied for ajon its axles an’ won't go ‘round ir toon ioet Lea, theca ral A"d Prov'ly does the same to you, Carlos and Inez, vaudeville head- B neting fOr) vorse player than myself?’ moah."'—Wayside Tales. INCENT wanted fame more than| mous Artists” releases, has been expected to fight the ene t| And vet, fo tett the truth, liners, have been’ added to the cast you. The caddie remained silent. . Three Sis anything else when he was «| Chosen to play opposite Glenn Hunter Bite ‘em.’ mY: PONT At times he's given me much joy, of “Make It Snappy.” “But I hardly | more holes were. played. THE ‘POSSUM HUNTERS. Young man, and he bent all hin|in “Second Fiddle.” She says sho © And ‘With a chuckle the Skipper] When he has worked upon—oh, boy? |..22h8.,, Cromwell of. "The Law feel that I should] Again the player addressed the cad- HE Salvation Jones| ¢rsies to attaining it; but though] hopes there's a beau goes along with Backed out of his berth and si; » 20N! | Breaker” lost a $60 bill the other take it," lied | ie: ‘Have you ever caddied for a WO Negroes, Salve ‘ it came to many of his friends, it] the fiddle A Packer out of his berth and signalled! Another dentist's tooth. night in a subway station. He would repli ee ere: then cet and King Agrippa Johnston, | er ior by 4 5 Vitagraph fe z wd ee —“—ss==ss= [like to get it back as it was a pet. the college profes-| " phe caddie took his cigarette out of 2 living ame (8 CP ENG Later, he thought thaf, after all, he bay est 18% reine , z a A o— ” * or r “ " . e: 8 anoth “frozen North" Under our bedroom w! . | benefit at the Ambassador Thea- sor, I saw the his mouth. went ‘possi my fee would rather have money, for money ‘ t ¥ y eine stood ae Talia tre on April 90. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. photoplay, and it] “I heard you the first time,’ he|A warm Sealyeaa struck, nae the dows could buy almost anything, but every] Alm. J ai 4 Fann grinder with @ horribly dian | _Taxtor Holmes will be master of} Everything you wppariake 0. bis. doesn't resemble} replied. “I'm still thinkin’."—Boston|s00n ee Pt cA ae oO Ge venture that promised suceess turned aon eae sunineaer of Keen 01 eG Stub’ 8 * 2 e ure. became some- es . ow wee ; vn Oe poke Lagi tea soa Berel wonany eee eek oh s00 SNORT : * the book at all. | Post: 2S and shake down the ‘possum, where-| iat bitter, for money ssomed to| a movie player, is on his way to fe gave hima dime toleave. acne} Nora Bayes, Ed Wynn and Sam You see, thore has been a mistake'’—— |i TERPRETING THE EINSTEIN Upon King Agrippa made ready to come of itselt to others ‘America to see how movies ere mede Ymoved away we calied: Bernant have promised Sam Hi FOOLISHMENT. “Oh, Gomi tet that troutle yeu. THEORY, catch it in the sack they took along) “476 had many friends who held cor-| on this side OW Our scenario writer can turn any- thing into a photoplay, no matter what it is, By the wi what was the name of your novel? Harris to appear in the Rose Cogh- hat’s that tune, Professor?’ ne , lan testimonial show. ee Many Peeagies Man," be re-T coodida” at the Greenwich Vil- “4 lage Theatre will not be withdrawn wi oe are Shace igeartor. wie’ Ri | Saturday. night, as was announced oe piny for O48 Meinten, | Dorothy Tetley made her 400th jouh, how we love to pester the rich! |“PPearance in “Bull Dog Drummond’ I cannot sing to Martha, For Martha's hearing's bad 1 cannot sing to Mabel, It makes her fighting mad, 1 cannot sing to Duicy, Instead of opossum, the dogs|aimost the country, in ‘their power.| “the king of movie comedians,” is earthquakes in Mexico and Cali-| nad treed a wildest. As Salvation! ie Jooked on in envy, for though he| playing @ king for the first time in fornia, a darky preacher in Hous-| made his way to Re ire Leagan tried with every power within him,| his career in his latest comedy, to be That's what I want to explain, has evolved an ingenious] the animal retreated still further outhne could not make others follow, and'| reléased soon. We'll bet Larry's king answered the professor. ‘1 made a|‘°™ ichepo hich, t ad she fits] om one of the overhanging limbs, a4} his friends seemed to do it easily and| could be taken by the deuce. mistake; instead of sending you my|theory which, one must admit, fits] om ONC Son oy snarl. naturally. Jess Robbins, director, is hard at ie CONNECTION with the recent | for that purposs. porations, titles, and in some cases] “Larry Semon, long referred to as at the Knickerbocker last night, She Her dog howls in the hall. novel I sent you my textbook on|very well existing circumstances. He} «trun? How's dat!” exclaimed Sal-| He hated women, But they fol-| work on a seven-reel feature for Vitas Gossip. ware in & fe prairie ae Ro, if you've no elentiee algebra.”—Cartoons Magazine. addressed his flock as follows vation. hese pee no ‘possum lowed him aroun. LETRA) Re Li aan Tahar en tee D ev “ . ie 7 gh jt jon't sing at all. “Breddern an’ sisters, we have re-| talk lak dat befo'! went some womal u a 2 elie geil a Ma i maa Bee ee Hee ih f REQUIRED MUCH THINKING. qeived annudder warnin’ not to go] 4°Go om Salvation. Te eer Upon act corte naa (hme UA ebeeet teat eae ght. “The Intimate Strangers.” "| eROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. ANDY HERD, the famous profes-|pesticatin’ into de ways ob Provi-| nothin’ but de dogs. § ig tip And all ie of hen Idoked on in| ‘the title of furl Williemu'p. latest | EMngham Pinto is to have a role} Balieff's Chauve-Souris, at the 49th| “What's the difference between the S sional golfer, tells a good atory| dence, De earf, breddern, revolutes| loose! — Ise waitin’, ure Here at the eane with which he won! pictare reads Uke e Scot pawiier ods the new play “On the Stairs.” [atrect Theatre, will have an cxtra| North and South Poles?" concerning « certain member of}on its axles, an’ it takes a right ama’t| Agrippa le further out, Salva-|them.--Katherine Negley,in Judge. vertisement, It 1s ‘Restless Soula” Bemple Isracl of Jamaica will have matinee performance next Monday.| “All the difference in the world. | club where he was once employed, Job prease to keep it lubricated, So] Climbing a ldtle further o 4 h