The evening world. Newspaper, February 23, 1922, Page 28

Se er ar “enough to take quite a load to Cuba aR ena Nee ila and Players By BIDE DUDLEY TTO HARBACH, who writes O musical shows, was skimming down Broadway yesterday his automobile when he bumped in @ friend. Feeling a mild pain in the region of the solar plexus, we investi- gated und found we were the friend. Otto opened the door of the car. “Gosh!” he sald, “you're carcless’ You gave me wful shaking up."* “Beg your rdon, old man!” we replied. “Let's go and see a doctor he said. We did. “Let's forget the doctor. I'm all right. Want te go to the Motor Hout Show “Did you write it?” we asked "No. It's an exhibition of boats @riven by motors. Don't they have motor bouts out in Kansas, where you came from?” “Maybe so.” we replied, “but thiv| show you speak of isn't out in Kane itr It’s at Grand Central you mean in that bi laxingjen Avenue, ne. corner where Gilligan's saloon used to “Sure!” said Otto. “Or Won't know ww i~JOE’S CA ew > 1M GETTING SO A PHONE. Catt SOUNDS LiKE A FUNERAL MARCH 1 HATE T'Look ONE Inf TH! FACE WHEN MY @aR'S IN TH’ SHOP \ = z fy, ( i) AN It Can’t Be Done! } THE NEW PLAYS - Trene Bordoni ; r Very Fetching ; DOGGONNIT. oft In “The French Doll.” IM’ TRYIN 76 RUN A “TWELVE CYLINDER Gar By CHARLES DARNTON. : $e ON A MOTORCYCLE INCome. tl! A LONG with the sawdust there's . \ ~YEau ~1D KNOW Your. VOICE IN A MILLION —!— GO ON - sPilLL ~Ty' SAD mt a —— Them Prucs y'Got Fouren UP WITH OIL Las! WEEK = “THEY AIN'T Much Goob — \'D. Swern! IN A WHOLE. NEw as IF Y'WANYA Be. Safe — = a Se) iP & bit of news stuffed inte “The French Doll,” notuing less than the interesting fact that Irene Bordonj is the cleverest singing comedienne since Marie Tempest combined two arts that score as one Here is really a new star whose brilliance puts her old musical comedy glitterings completely in the shade, She ix a quite differen jereature from the one who once turned her bare back on Sam Bernard and reached a high note by sheew lung power. In some way sho haw gained @ transforming charm, posa |Sibly by improving her mind througts agsociation with her adaptable play wright, A. E, Thomas, even thougt such distinguished uid could scarcely jexplain her equally notable improves ment in figure, Still, it is impossible ‘strictly to measure the range of @ C “A i | finer influen especially in the a6 we sped away toward the . ea t all events, Miss “one onde i | theatre. At all events,Miss Bordon ‘Once inside the building we discoy- ered that Otto Harbach is an expert on boats. He led us to a likely look- ing craft. } “I've got one like this old girl up on tho Sound,” he said. “She ¢ make ten knots when the tide is righ H “She can make what when the knots are tied right?" | “She just skims over the water.” “So do I every morning when Mt tackie the milk." “Say,’* said Otto, “where d'ye get that sturr?”’ | “1 dovu't know the milkman's name} never met him socially.’ | Otto gave me one look. ‘Listen, Jad," he said in a kindly tone, “I'm trying to teach you something «bout motor boats. Now here's one big if hecessary."” | “Is she spaciotis enough for a prof itable return trip?" we asked “Tut, tut!" suid Otto, Then point- ing abeam by the starboard he sang; out: “Oh, look at that cutter.”* “T've got a cutter,” we said. “You mean to say you own a boat?" “No, a knife.” “Now, now, get nautical,"’ said Otto, frowning. “Learn something about boats. Look at that speed bout, She can make fifty miles an hour."* “What's her hurry? mean if necessary. “Oh, I thought you meant if pos- sible."" “'Gosh,”’ said Otto, dumb. Can't you row?" “You piean —n' Ile a lion?" We suw a policeman approaching. “Come on, Ott, let's get out,” we Baid. ‘ore comes a cop." “Oh, }© isn’ going to pull us," re- Dlied Otro. “What's. he going to do—pull the boat?" “I guess,” said Otto, “we'd better g0, after all.” “You don’t know anything about| Water,” he suid as he stepped into his | auto. “Lot's blow the works.” i “The water works?" we asked. then we turned and ran. By way of explanation permit us to Say that we aren't as dum as people say we are, We know what « b In fact, we had one on Mud ¢ near Hardscrabble, Kan. oni It didn't have a motor, but it was a fine craft, barring a few holes that kept us bailing it out until one day we discovered we could stop them up with hay. But we didn't want Otte Harbach to get away with anything. }| What's that—what kind of hay did| We use? Why, bailed hay, of course! our timbers! ‘but you're And Shiver “THE ROSE OF STAMBOUL.” The Messrs, Shubert launched “The Tose « Stiumboul,” with oy 1d} Brian, Tessa Kosta and James Barton | starred, at the st t Theatre, New| The music is by Wand Sigmund Romberg, and Atteridge supplied the This at-| Harold American traction comes to tho ¢ atre next Monday night has book and lyrics DUNCAN HAS ANOTHER Stop \T BEFORE \T BECOMES hATINWA | Nas learned how to act, as well as te | sing little songs charmingh»y | Even in the tace—if not the terrible | mugs—of five dramatic critics sitting solemnly in a row at the Lyceumy | Theatre last night she never lost hee charm nor her spirit. If the heartless, management had designed to put hea ite a cruel test, she stood the ordeal unflinchingly. | ad sung by the fascinating Bone |doni, “Do It Again” is a challeng@ j{at any man of judgment would ace |cept without a moment's hesitation, | Then there's another little things |"When Eyes Meet Eyes, When Lips Mect Lips,” that night easily revolus tionize the Chautauqua Circuit. Tb | consideration of Mr. Thomas's reow | ognized dignity it should perhaps be | stated he did not write these songm | contenting himself with adapting the play from a French comedy by Pauf Armont and Marcel Gerbidon, authors | known to all students of the higher French drama, including BE, Rag | Goetz, | Yet the plot of “The French Dolt® |really turns on a do-it-again look i@ Miss Bordoni's expressive cyes afteg she has been kissed by a millionaire, This look suggests unmistakably thad |the rich, middle-aged T. Wellingtot | Wick, who doesn’t hesitate to tell the |cockeyed world he ts sincere in hie attitude toward Georgine, has some« thing more than money to give hem With her dear papa and mamma an@ unselfish brother, Georgine graces as enterprisingly a band of highbinders could hope to seo even im Papa heads the WoT “T' SAM HILL WAS TT" 5 FIGHT ABOUT ¢ DYe WANT TO KILL ONE NOTHER — BREAK! two TWAT 6THER BIRD WAS “GAM GooF” HO MARRIED “WIDOW Dones ! AN' XM “TH Guy WHo INTRODUCED ~~ Copr. 1922 (N. Y. Eve. World) Bose Did iT-/ 9 ° 1 ‘ Sit SH rth ei | CALLIN’ “iWIN : “RIGHT IN aa -o/ BRowN 4 THE Muy Purdie ¢ Rie ener ¢ YA Witt carn ! ME A BIC STIFF. Witt ¥42 as you these hold-up times. gang and leads it from New Palm Beach with the laudable pune pose of capturing the millionaire, But just as Georgine has him in hew ds she feels she loves a poow ng man dnd decides to 1 OS soe Aas Vimy Vir “Good Night Ladies’’ Would Be Better! THIS 1S YOUR BIRTHDAY | TA BIRTHDAY IS KATINKA, SO 1 BOUGHT / GATIME ONE TICKETS FOR A 5 RECEIVES SWELL PRESENTS, CONCERT ! } DL. DY2 | Not ToRTURE f BN a marry PROFESSOR ZOYKXWAIGSKUIE ; SELE < FAMous ) ~ ae = im After learning that she haw THE GREAT RUSSIAN GENUIS ZN | HAL S ELECTION WAS THE TANG S HE MADE A HIT), TR HE'D PLAY | ax trunns of clotten, however the 1S PLAYING ‘FAUST ” To NIGHT. ROTIK” BY GRIEG Spt Wan WITH THAT AN I ore 2 ary HASN'T HE A WHAT'S HE GONNA » Cf But He's Gor OR SOMETHIN” L “MOZARTS SONATA’- aa) 7 tOLD KENTUCKEY HOME] Poem oun me im to suport he \ i and his mother and sister on 00 & WONDERFUL WHY DONT You .— \FOR? a % qf sr \ Pee Ha eine iveacher ane, THIS Mm PLAY HIM ~ CHNIQUE ? A taRvelous | | ° = | OT SE ere sierra reenter eal” CHEcRERS, Poot, \4 TECHNIQUE ? ee NERVE! | {APPLAUD ? : ~{ GOOD HE Is! Eerie levine (hel play? currenyares has shown he meant Prospect that a lifetime the poor boy well. There is every the millionaire will h OR PINOCHLE me —— “A We in which to spend money on Georginey Q ¢ eB satisfied. ‘gare ° Pi | all highly entertaining, an@ %; Miss Bordoni is very fetching, Ane b.) 5 other capital performance is given by Kids Durand as Tapa Mazuliery \s di while the French atmosphere ia Rend) further strengthened by Adrienne Cyt. d'Ambricourt, Eugene Borden an@ = Laura laissier, hursten Hall doce good work as the millionaire, while Will Deming and Edna Mibbard are amusing in lesser ro! You are sure to find “The Frencls Doli” attractive and diverting, am Ps mea lad aa ty Wi Ci | opr, 1922 (N. ¥. Eve, World) By Press Pub! Co. Ke tin | a - — —— = if yau don't feel the magnetism of zi | for her husband — | = Irene Bordoni you ought to have vous seats for hor husband's pli Bava" = = = prescription culled from the Public STUNG. to r fin actresses as “the ‘doctor give you a thorough examla Augustin Duncan, at present in RHYMED THRILLS opening at his new theatre Saturday | ‘ Library, the p ty man took al my fe apis . fin fopiar "The S.'8. Tenacity” at the Neig night Ce r een! n Ss portion of a New Ungland sleigh, de two Sweet Williams, Parnum |! Bs borhood Playhouse, has arrang 11 Jasper Hopkins of Hyonavile Is in| red Maleohm, the Tl Swett or! SMG Of WK Old) taclog “Mulia: ind Pox, believe in vealisin, And so, = an ner ¢alled “The Wirst aint Ri it Puls alan tah gnget tai aapitie wile {chumpion horseshoe piteher, Hows = — = on, an army pup tent and threw them| film called for a corner of the New] Wi#tam Russell is to imoke stir shooting Seif Moltis joxels ties will Mr. Duncan stage the play but he Hchance to cop the prize. a Copy | that for Hi? together. The result was as. perfect] yume x another picture from a novel. ‘hi **8ly,"" another Noi ONS Will have the leading masculine rola. | OF the son, ou May Hold Me Tight| ‘Beginning next week the Russian WET GooDs. soeecy Ae Ses yh na Bettegt Yorke Stock Exchange, arrangements si tesacyy fa: pT OSTETAA coe pasar ter ed by Goldwyn. Filming It Youn Me ‘Tigh Did you} Liat Theatre Company, at the agui| When is a sea story not a sea story? | gy, ng a morning stroll in the Trans-| Wo"? Made to film the scene on the Rov Warton sory iuuk purchaned by rt 8e0n, MHatayse THE DOCTOR'S THEORY. Paris eanryann nes If that Mttte| Street, wil hay tinces on ‘Tues. | When it is a movie Seal ‘ spot ; peer Nies n picture * We were standing on a corner yex-! duty has fallen t rates i an leas Thursduy and + y That's the answer, at least as far Why didn’t they use a fivver, as| All would have: goue aens oa ona Maric Siiotwoll, noted: st they ois j a A i et PAB SS SOU OL SOUT th) * and calin as a widow at her second “ dicting that Culler will soot terday with Dr. J. Lew Mw keen) preci Ye thrill of Jasper. Loo! rol revearsing lug Harry H. Golden, an ol sea dog, |) Bees & 3 fe cn {WHE help support Willia BT desea Plane aie fa Student of human nature. Down the F i Ja new ¢ per onl concerned wedding ceremony ha ot m hms 2 “Shackles of Gold he a stat ss Mieit vi r Siri Awol handbod fader wore a aman 2? windnat fF ever hue) the Zieg ‘ rin aes ea ‘ FLO REFUSED To ACT ae oh ee oon aa thee handed | dust received 4 avod carl an As wien ender F ‘ just saw au alleged sea story 16 actors just ws soon as they landed g 1 pecent dinner in the home Bnd woman, talk Came suxt the other day S oizleatold dv, heaton onthe ial ps ere They | Houneing the birth ‘om Mix ; EAR ON eat “Sew that couple ked the doc-| When f was talking to a couh | A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, [writes 1. 1G. “It was written. by ‘ ieee elma oes , Mall Streets district. They lin. it reada: “Helluvi, i Mas Liniee, Charlie Chaplin gave Max e ae es, is far too busy to ac ie more tt y ang ja alt Whe bird sang, Mutter dor. When we replied in the afirma More ‘Niapion vspawr, iin In buying monkey ghinds te sure ]a farmer, acted by ye ind directed | '&% | aay tin sthellideve Sa an | just arrived. Na is Thomasina tt bt Haan Mrs ac ee five, he continued “Well, that), f 1 me and get t from t nez-taited | Beil MINE movies, even upon the urgent request | “S¢ this Ais Lorna i =e Mix. At home on rainy day wi une DAC aunt Pad i fvornun is saying nice things to that! / “rd fer ho wh pan shed) monkey. He's the Destenaturod of Constance Talmadge. And so the| {Ht issue thun they ¢ ac 40d] sephe public is just us interested in tied tu (eee ‘ame tried onions th f ioral hit diene eas ait ; ; ‘DT have suiled the seven seas and AGaAB. cae URIS A et the film footage at the end of a Weck |g prologue aw it is in the plewure discovered the bird wis a mechanical sie hole. rf : “dust tow per Ae her palteh | }scen many piegures supposed to be of | Preduecrs : es"! was nil announces Harry Rapt, producer, one. -Ite-ate the onions himself fupel buttonhole wt invariably | i ‘ | . Nu butte rari were forced to turn the part of the Fox then decided it would bel jist so, H. R.—sometimes even more Selznick move ondway cabaret Means the man is hearing nice things, | Then came the Meili: ol. hutly yoo!| FOOLISHMENT the sea. but none of them were Mea: (peaducen Over ite RL tHa a LEhCE Aer OM Traliceer sa BUNA a wennieRaMen em t ES US fiome on, let's walk by them and my) yf winost knocked me dead. The tattle “Why don't the Am companies hire! oo dan, who looks more ike Fiofof the great trading room in bis Bh] *’sc0¢ tae ay ane title of Le Be thelwaall to fuente ‘Why, you big fat head! If you ever | OM Sunda | Tnamed my Yaby Lise, jum. better still, hire some old wind-|¢gmous Vollies itis were not so aka ah "eck team one oe: the [Dee whl FOOLISH QUESTION ; bring that poker-playing gang of cut Doug Vairbanks will act us To (ave mine pi th jamin skipper to direct the direc- | busy, howe and they were per-|ipr i, Baby Pes! Na neighborhood where war throats to our home again PN mash Dempsey’s tri when Jach begins Af siz o'cfoeh euch eveving tor smaded to pose for many scenes in) eee tg the | Pound star o ‘ J ardens" were very: popular there your face. And you know I'll keep) #! the Hippodrome Monday n | aud han dauder bedte Filmers of sea yarns —tuke notice! [the picture and, as it may i Nasty Jsubstantial support in Bl are stil] many of them because gny word, too, don't you—you cheap arle Curlion will REE Oe ie ay sound, many of them can act Braker s0i4 on, Mred Bretherton anc they save the families many dollars ee OP) war on tour in My dolly was up When Ziegfeld was told that one o jThe tro weigh a0 pound Harry. who was ight years old, gp 08 -_ \this week at the S9th Strect "Thi | Garen me bu Unkie 4 SOME BUGGY. the prineipid sharantess dn ay BATTER UP! | Mary and Dous and Gene O'Brien was hard at work hocing the youas : Elsie Janis is to have a radio | Go prenia hous The script of “Wild Honey.” Iris © was biased on himself he ite on pictures aren't exact ke} have promised to be present at nions when the woman next door Gossip Jon her private car when she ma ¥ 1 Dewn's lutest, called for an A spam GuaaY Anil ain ! itt an we th/nh feancert-and ball of ihe Lras! Orphan asked: “Harry, 48 your mothed Dig business at the theatres yester-| tour with her Ga ee erally ‘ * \ ‘ eto asthe | Agta Saturday night om day! i tJornard Grany w Iie FROM THE CHESTNUT trex sade : ryt t ies Y Non Theatrical — Mettien Ha stopped und, leaning on hie Seventy-five gum makers will see! Frinvs at their club house tonme ai wae eno N Nfoien ' f eine in Ine. tit ten ‘Nie Soul poe, replied: "Mrs. S. you don't think fhe Winter Garden show to-morrow at tunel tim And thaYs no t ' ' y ¥ ' he Viol 4 myphonte that | would be working like this if pigit I j wi dontt know Ip Must be COE We ay Gastituls | play | Wally Reid snd his divector, James my mother wasn't home? -—Indianage Ceci! scuss the stage Mrs, Hari Cuivoll Mb bougit two! “Coolidge, of comes: Aud oy, following picture aug’ a! mula shi Af Lbat kvcps up, we'll besseicuving Cruse, are leading an army of 300 olis News ' ‘ J = SNe ee _—