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RY ARCA ME MRS DO YOU KNOW =: : HOW to WEAR Your Clothese Their ti Set”? at Once Stamps You as “Well Dressed” or “Dowdy.” And Here Are Some Rules and Suggestions For That Much-Coveted ‘Smart Appearance.” By Margery Wells. Copyright, 1022, (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Co, a6 O be well dressed a girl usually needs a valet-—not a dressmaker!” That is how one designer of extremely smart gowns and hats expressed her gloom over the way in which the modern girl put yon her clothes. Shoe said that a girl would take a perfectly good, softly constructed, ‘@elicately shaped hat and drag it down over her head as though it were / made of cast-iron, guaranteed to stand any shock. ‘Then, the designer sald that the girl’s next step was to wander into tle shop and Inquire, in hurt tones, why the hat had lost its shape. It ts a hopeless ox Hee eS stato of dressing to any one who knows that there is more im the wearing of them, really, than there is in their cut and making. In this era of simple frocks girls run the ik of being 80 wwfully simple that hey look simple- minded, Their res#es can be wung upon their houlders so care- flessly that they positively presup- pose that dropped- Jaw in the face. Now look at the girl who wears her dresses sm ar tly. One evening lately on a dancing floor of an exclusive res- taurant there was among the assem- bled evening gowns @ girl in a plain expression dark suit. And she stood out like a diamond in a handsome setiing. 1! followed her, analyzing how she h come by the stunning effect, and 1 found that her secret lay wholly in the way she had gone about putting on the cloth Her suit was dark biue material not distinguished in any way by its originality—but it was made so that it fitted perfectly with no everexaggoration in the cutting of the tight sleeves or the length of the coat. It was as inconspicuous a suit fs one could hope to see. Around her throat was a tight little collar of squirrel. Her hat was simply mad of dark blue velvet with a tilt back- wards over one shoulder, and she had placed that hat with so much thought serge—a plus artistic precision that she achieved her jewel-like appearance. Her shoes were black. Her stockings were black., Her gloves were gray suede to match the bit of fur around her collar. Far from looking out of place among the glittering gorgeousness of evening clothes, she scemed very much a part of the setting and a dis- tinctive part at that. Her clothes and the way she wore them were so much more a picture than of the dowdy evening frocks that clustered around her, Every one noticed her. You could hear them saying how good looking she was, and when you came to examine her face you found out that she really was not what would be called good looking had it not been for her success in wearing those sim- ply made clothes of hers. some A designer who is famous for the street coats and wraps she makes told me that she longed to give a printed list of instructions for wear- ing when sho sold a coat to a cus- tomer, Sho siched In disgust when he told how giris fail to see the pos- sibilities in wearing the soft wraps and capes of the present fashion. “They Iet them hang down in stralght and uncompromising Ines, ane said, “until they have no more ex- pression than a fish.” Now, a French girl will always take the tro ble to gather hee wrap about her with one hand, or with two, until she herself supplies a line and a draping that no designer could give it without her aid, She considers it her bounden gner's duty to supply this aid to a de ways. But too many of us in America mxpect our clothes to come fin- fhed like our breakfast foods, tnd we forget that our own per- aonali must become parts of those coverings—that if we are te earn the reputation of being well aressed we must put our feeling into the weariM of our etothes. We cannot accept them j@e so much material to wrap about our shivering forms. We must feel expression into them by recognizing what their Lines mean land how they can be best sup- ported. In thie guise clothes be- The Simplest Sort of Hat Is Worn by This Young Lady to Give the Greatest Pos- sible Effect of Coquettishness and Charm. come a dear responsibility instead of a burden to be carried about just because of arbitrary demands of fashion. Yes, there are certain ways to put > the smallest parts of your apparel order to make them look just right a credit to your art of being a » Should be looss around the wrists. They cali them untlet gloves. Then they sheuld wrinkle above the hand in a lo lump or be drawn up over the sleev ct the ¢ . if those sleev are tightly fitted. ay and tan gloves are better than white, and kid ones are always smarter than cotton ones, even though the latter have come more prominent- ly into favor just recently. Stockings should be attuned the frocks they accompany. That is there should be heavy ribbed wooiler ones for the tweed suit. thinner silk and wool ones for the suit or coat or frock made of finer cloth, silk ones that are not too thin for the afternoo.r dress or crepe and lacy thin silk ones for evening. This portion of your dressing makes more difference than you have any idea. It is the accent that makes all of your efforts in other directions stand out more perfectly. Scarfs worn with suits and top coat should be just bundled enough about the throat and not too bulky. It ts very smart to turn the collar of your thick suit up about your neck and to allow the scart to show inside rolled thickly about the neck. With a tan o» gray coat the black and white scarfs are beautiful. With a dark coat the brighter searfs are more interesting. And, with the scarf, the hat must he in tune. Either it should match the vcart quite faithfully or it should allow the scarf to be a decoration all by it- relf, letting the hat match the coat or suit quite exactly. There is food fo- thought in this‘direction and materiai tor accomplishment, too. Girdles and sashes must be tied cleverly--not too tight and not too loose. Study the lines of your figure ‘with relation to your girdle, and you will see more plainly than in any other way an illustration of the meaning of putting on your clothes, Join the society of those who know how to dress, and don't be one of those who hold the poor dressmaker sponsible for your own errors in wraring clothes. with (iTS SUPT ST TD BT HC OK cs ® $6] SEE by the papers,” said Lu- cile the Waitress, as the Friendly Patron put a little mirror on the lunch counter in front of him in order to watch his over- coat bel'nd him, “that a waitress out In Chicago was gaven a ranch be- cause she refused to take tips. What a chump she eh?” “Oh, I wouldn't say that,’ he re- plied “Well, I woukl. I said it to a fel- low in here to-day and we had quite a verbose mix-up about it. He says the girl was wise because tips ain't right. Hub!’ I says, ‘It's a lot you know about tipping.’ “‘Tips cost me $150 a year, he save. "A quarter a tip, ent i Lucile the Waitress By Bide Dudley Copyright, i982, (New York Prening World) by Press Trblishine (2 SOC ACCRA CHO A : Can You Xt RAMRR RRR BORO HR HH 8 MY DOG AND | WENT ALL THROUGH THE WAR. BUT we ~ DIDN'T GeT A SCRATCH ( ALPS .EVERYBODY LSE WAS KILLED, But WE DIDN'T GET, ; A SCRATCH ay | FINALLY WE Got Hone SAFELY, AND TQ CELEBRATE OUR MANY, “WE WERE IN A RAILROAD WRECIKK CROSSING THE ; Beat It! il dg CRNA WORARM MOK KRM WR HT Hn chen Sun brane By Maurice Ketten * forid) by Press Pub. Co, i * AFTER THE WAR , WE FLEW RAIReH we SEA ON | | 2 ual BLEW UP. WE WERE SEATED ONA BARREL OF T.N.T WAITING FOR THE Baar 5 To BRING US _———t=CS~S BACK To : © : AMERICA \WHEN IT EXPLODED , BUT WE DIDN'T GET A 4 MY WIFE TRIED 74 OPE A BOTTLE OF HONE BREW ex AND IT ary EXPLODED AND ALMOST KILLED RoTH [OF US s— ) CAN You og as bi ™ x bt By Sophie Irene Loeb. Copyright, 1922, (New York Pyening World) by Prem Publishing Co. YOUNG girl who says she is on A the verge of suidide writes, begging me to state something about her “case.” ‘This girl, sixteen ts of ago, tn at high school, is the only child of the family, and she can have any- thing her heart desires, although her parents are of modest mean: The girl suffers sionally from a vit of vertigo, refuses to go 1 doctor, She says: “Even when Iam feeling well I am afraid to go out. At times I sit at (he window and think of myself and envy the girls that pass by and are glad of exist- ence. ‘They seem to have something to live for, Kindly do mo this favor and advise me what to do. You will 30208 ORDO “*Not always,’ he says ‘Some- times a dime.’ “1 thought so,’ | says. ‘These Buys that are howlin about tipping ure mostly dime dinners.’ “‘aAnyway, this Chicago girl did right,’ he says. ‘Now she's got a fige ranch.’ “¢Yes," To says, ‘and what's she going to do with it “Why, keep it or sell ite thaatee {wil bim, Then 1 abandon him. He goes out after a while and I find a whole nickel by his plate it, don’t you think the girl with the ranch 1s lucky?" asked the Friendly Patron. Naw!"’ came from Lucile, * an get a good ranch at any hard- store for seventy-five cents. But what do { want with a ranch? I ain't got no automobile to tighten \p the bolts and nuts on, have 17" EERE HE DE HEB HTT ATH BH A a Ha HHH eT Do You Have Imaginary Ills? xreatly change my opinion about my- self.’ This girl must change own opinion of herself~as many others like her, Instead of sitting at the window watching the other girls, she ought to go with the other girls. She should join with young people, not refuse to go. Even if she does get a litle dizzy at times, she should seek treatment for \t and get over it as quickly as possible. The worst thing she can do is fo sit In the house and hug her grievance close to her heart. Melan- choly will soon overtake her and then she will be in a sorry plight. This girl's trouble {s the trouble of many, many people. They have some small ailment and on this trifling thing, that could be readily remedied, they build up imaginary ills and re- fuse to get themselves out of titem It is all @ state of mind—in most cases, It Is the easiest thing in ‘he world to magnify a small physical de- fect. Tho thing that happens ts —pity of one’s self—and the minuto you start to pity yourself, you bexin to foel sad and disconsolate, and yom think everybody is happy but your self and that you are a very mic abused person. The truth of {t is that comp change of yourself can come with yourself, You can minimize y Uttle ailment, get rid of it and | cheerful, or you can wish to commit suicide about it. I know people who ore only happy when they are in pain. That is, they seem to get some sort of satis: in knowing that they are suffering and that others know they are si! tering. Many times it !s sympathy seok in this self-pity, and when {hey don't get it they are more miner: tir than ever, These people grow old very rapidly It Is so easy to get one’s self into such a deplorable condition. 1 member once when a great friend of mine died—some one I loved ver) much—and life didn't seem wort! ing any more, During my deep er 1 had oceasion to go out inte street. I saw people moving fro, moving quickly, bent on ‘i business; the street cars we ning just the the sun shining just Ike it did bef her tastrophe; and nothing seemed to HINT, changed. Copsrigh:, 1923, (New York E t was somewhat of a surprise to wey me, since seemingly the whole world Which Man Will Peggy had stopped as far as I was con- cerned, and 1 just couldn't quite un- derstand how everybody was going on as they had always done since this terrible thing had happened to me, In other words, I found the world and everything moving just the same as if nothing had happened. The only change was in me. And then it dawned on me that all my misery was within me and that if 1 would just recognize this fact I might get rid of that misery and go on like these other age, and h . The office opens ing this story to-day. Every inst O girl's life ty complete without a “Perey,” @ 2 Oswald N People, and be one of them quaintances, And The main point is that one must en- in ninety - nine deavor to change one's self. Look at aineen out, 6b k life through a larger lens. t in $ 8 touch with other people; come out of hundred: they st yourself and soon you will agree with Apollos, Greek the wise old man who said: gods with golden “Lam an old man. Thave had many curjy 4, OF dari wavy, arfoaieta t ver haps y, Bile But most of them Never DABS ee: the Kind every gir! likes to run Stretch your imagination to joyful her fingers through! They are ai things instead of sorrowful ones. ways good dressers, good talkers, love to read poetry and usually play tho violin or piano. Famous Women. Bee coins ie erin te call i office. He was the young man who ELIZABETH HEARD. RS, ELIZABETH HEARD, mother of many children, and @ daughter Mr. Tull, a revered minister, formerly living at Pisquataqua, was among the sufferers from captivity by the Indians in the latter part of the weventeenth century, Shu was taken at the destruction of Major Waldron’s garrison in Dover, N. H., about 1689, She was Permitted to escape because of a favor she had shown @ young Indian thirteen years befo: She had taken Billy Bracton’s place whit the latter went to Phil Was the man Billy ing, perfect Adonis has taken Place, but you won't lose 3 to him because he's a nut.” deiphia. He wrote about, 6. As Peggy thought of Percy Peverson later she smiled. Billy was right was a nut and she knew it he was just the type of nut wi He And yet whom Girls frequently fell head over heels in love, took long’ rambles in cour try, read Indian poetry and sor made her way back to Do and | songs. had the satisfaction finding SN the garrison thery stil! intact, She had just finished her plo though sorely beset by the In- | Versation with Jack Reed when dians, This garrison was vn the | turned around and faced Perey Pet most extreme frontier of the sea tay _ : province, writes the Rev. John | °F for the frst time. H Pike, minister at Dover, to Dr. | @nd cool and handsome. Knowing Cotton Mather, and more ob- | he had overheard most of her c« Pesala than any ates, ‘nd | sation she was flustered and erimec therefore Incapable 0 ting Fee een pe eadaa tah Dresence and courage it weld out | | mas ae Lisp pene Haye all the war, even for ore | me SIRE Thais, 8D amt together. it would have heen | MY Paper. Bhis ts Miss Veswy Da deserted if sie} aceopted | ton, In it not offers that were made by he Pegay smiled and node friends to abandon it and retire “Tam Percy Veters to Portsmouth among them ( ava “ artisti new is ment new episode in Peggy's affairs. PERCY PETERSON. Here a ‘See bee a aie be He — SOKO HRIOH ICK. Bi TE nd There Hamlets, Suburbs and Manhattan Contribute to Day’s Doings. No Town Is Too One-Horsey to Cough Up an Item Now and Then. By Neal R. O’Hara. Copsriaht, 10L2, (Nev Tork Leeming Wortd) by Pree Publishing Co. the mail truck. ETROIT—Impartial probing committee reports that the tin Lizzie of the spectes 1s not so deadly as CHICAGO—Local millionaires agree that grand opera company would have better chance to make money if they played selections from daily racing sheet, PITTSBURGH—Lower prices for steel and lumber have reduced costs of construction, But jewsharps and xylophones have shown no decline. ONO FOCI C8 eR How to Use Bananas By Emilie Hoffman De nba ae i Copyrteht, 1992. (ew Yor rening World) OTe A Rien. Tubliettng oe 11 banana hag been a much maligned fruit and up to a few years ago did not appear on the menus of people who thought they knew. This is all changed now. We have been convinced that the banana is Not indigestible and ts not consti- pating, a8 we had always supposed, but is easily digested and really has laxative properties. In Southern climates even bables eat bananas and thrive on them, but Southern folks never eat a banana unless it is abso-~ lutely ripe, and herein les the cause of all the prejudice against bananas. Wo select this fruit by appearance rather than quality. Those fine look- ing, clear, yellow bananas that we usually buy are unfit to eat unless cooked. A ripe banana has a brown skin and the pulp is white and mealy. ‘These are sweeter too, because much of the starch is converted Into sugar during the ripening process, Another reason for the bad repu- tation the banana has attained ts due to the fact that we eat the banana too rapidly. It should be eaten slowly and thoroughly masticated. And the third reason is that we do not peel this frult properly. Those long white strings that cover the pulp are de- cidedly indigestible and should be re- moved. Bananas are especially nutritious and readily digested if served with milk. This greatly misunderstood banana can be used in many ways. It can be corved either raw or cooked and as a fruit, salad or vegetable course. In combination with other foods it makes a varlety of delicious dishes. AS A VEGETABLE. serape and cut bananas into crosswise and put into frying pan, alternating with sausage. Cook slowly on top of stove or put into oven, baste occasionally until ‘ba- nanas are done, They should bo glightly browned. AS A DESSERT. oranges and pine- variety will do, Peel, bananas, ihe canned Dico ipple— ' en to taste, cover with whipped ream and over this sprinkle grated cocoanut and put a maraschino cherry in centre, Serve very cold. ELROD TH TTD ST TMT HG, a PO The Heart of a Girl By Caroline Crawford 3 World) by V'ress Publishing Co. Choose for a Husband ? periénces, “I have taken young Bracton’s “II knew Mr. Bracton very well,”” leggy found herself saying, but in reality she was thinking, ‘What a beautiful woman ho would have made, 1, willowy, with black curly hair and violet yes. He is handsome, al- most perfect with his clear cut cameo features, but he is almost too good looking for a man."* “‘L never had the pleasure of meet- ing Bracton,"’ continued Perey Pet- erson,"*but T hope I can Ive up to his reputation as 4 business man, They call him a wizard around here."* The Adonis turned about and walked sedately away. Peggy discovered that her typewriter had been put ir order and began merrily tapping away at it. But before she had completed her first letter Percy returned. “T don't want to seem as if I were forcing my acquaintance upon you, Miss Dayton," he began, “but T have a little book of poems which [ would lke to loan to you. They are some Hindu poems which I think you will enjoy as much as T did.’ While riding home in the subway that evening Peggy turned to the Nttle hook of poems. The first two or stanas she read thrilled her with their delicate ch of roman¢ and their vivid pen pictures of nature. Later that evening when she sat beside Jack Reed during an inter- ssion at a musical comedy she drew th the volume and began reading some of the poems to him Jack shook his head and and for her to stop. t away; I hate poetry,” he it's highbrows, but f lim Lidten to this held up “Take lared, good ricks. Which Aut We laughed unt er eye the tears came but on the way home the square hin and his 4 upl, buai- ne wondered {f she pe ng man as well nis, He Peterson type, imental and apprectated ‘finer things in li To:Morrow Peggy Prepares an After- Theatre Chafing Dish Supper. as she con Jack ke mann 1 this t sthe A set NEW YORK—"I intend to settle In London,” said George M. Cohan, tait- ing through his nose. “I intend to settle in London,” said Flo Ziegfela Jr., talking through his hat. WASHINGTON -— Congressiona! enographers state breaking air flight of twenty-six hours seems short when compared with a filibuster. WALL STREET—Unofficial tig ures show Ford made a billion out of flivvers. Rockefeller made a billion out of oll and gas. And some garage repair man will doubtless be our third billionaire. NEW YORK-—Real estate statistics show that as soon as a cheap jewelry store opens for business in New York it is ready for a forced-out-of-busi- ness sale. TERRE HAUTE, Ind. —This is the home town of Eugene V. Debs and Valeska Suratt, both of whom have shown considerable backbone. BOSTON—Historians claim that milkman made better time than Pau! Revere may bo true after all. Revere had to wake up citizens by stopping and pounding on their doors. Milk- man can wake ‘em up easier than that. WALL STREET—Seourity experts claim that in tough going chain stores sometimes skid. DETROIT—"Seventeen years ago I couldn't even get @ chicken for our ‘Thanksgiving dinner,” says Henry Ford in an interview. Local experts claim that Henry would still have difficulty in getting a chicken to-day if he was driving one of hia flivvers. NEW YORK--Upper west side man reports that a gentleman’‘s alligator purse is a skin a woman loves to touch. WASHINGTON—The directions for wetting a drink are still north, east south and west. 108 ANGELES—Nothing can stop the movies. After shooting “The Last of the Mohicans” they go out and sign Fred Beauvais asa film star SHORT HILLS, N. J.—Golt archi- tect decides that a links ts as hard as its shortest hole. NEW YORK-—Bxhaustive tests have proved that the only ohap that enjoys a puncture is the one with a hypodermic outfit. WASHINGTON Marines tha guard mail trucks have been orderec to shoot to kill. And guys that drive the mai} trucks look like they’ve been ordered to scoot to kill. NEW YORK—Bociety leader states that since shoulder shaking has been that record frowned upon R. 8. V. P. on @ dance * invitation means Rules of St. Vitus Prohibited. WASHINGTON—-Agricultural Sen ators are learning the A B C's o politics from blocs. WALL STREET — Investigatiop proves you must tell and tell the op erator what number you're trying get. That's how Am. Tel. & Tel. go’ its name. . WASHINGTON — Govern weather forecasters work every in the week, but they're off the greater part of the time. NEW YORK—Next edition of the Dictionary will state that a taxicab is a device that can obey all speed Jaws and at same time register mile ® minute on the meter. NEW YORK—Anti-Saloon League investigators report that Statue o! Liberty is standing with one of he hands up and the other one tied down. ent Going Down EAR Sensitive One: What y or think about you so tong as you do what ie right? Lincoln, you remember, was noted for his uglin Did he care? Not at all, for in his bosom there was the flame of genius and no theught or word of an- other could quench that flame. To be a nobody is to worry and fret about what those at home, in the office, in the big world think about yeu. Lote of people have no one to laugh at or make fun of and by being the butt of their taughter you do them good. Leok at it in thie light and go about your bual- ness. Who are you, anyway? Sincerely, ALFALFA SMITH.