The evening world. Newspaper, January 9, 1922, Page 24

sence tent About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY — LSIE J ‘her gan av een: vniway tence? | RHYMED PROPOSALS }| the nm es Witt anot he KS made production. They will be jana ot Perth AME wake @ hu ited enzarement at the in bund and a home. She has put her | TRIED (T! ca in the form of an acrostic whic! that when she assures v f Nest." Could anything her Wf it will be seen to be abso- |, it v t could not, say we. | Nitely new stuff, Charles Dillingham Lit, boys, Perhaps Cupid is wait arranged ( iwement, MISS iy. just around the corner Janis u rt ineludes Julien Thay- | hy nae sWudic | daawrenes Like to have a hub and home bksiey Knovhe, Monk Watson, Her One that I coutd call my own. Bart ( Duane Nelson, W. Dorn- Vecry happy we would ve, field, MeLeo 1 Murdoch vey lwe in harmony. Francis Miller, Lewis Reid, James I Dan Walker. Chester Grady \-ever would I cease to bake beth Morgan, Inez Bauer, Maude very kind of pie and cake Drury, Elva Magnus, Margaret Sousa Sincerely I would do my best and the Hight Bobs, all of whom To make of it a real love nest swish a wild skirt. George C. Tyler | “Alias Jimmy Valen now sojourning in the Galety, inother Broadway Theatre assures us that FOR THE K. OF C. A big benefit show will be held at the Hippodrome Sunday night in aid tine,” “ill go to and we believe him. You we! of the Knights of Columbus Buildin cross nh with Mr. Tyler and ound. b. f°. Albee, head of the Kelih a jd to Arnold Daly-- | interests, is assembling: a. bill which but another story will include between twenty and] thirty stars and headliners, MISS BORDONI'S NEXT. siete Irene Bordoni ts to be seen and ee eee ee ue tis BOE BIG LITTLE FAMILY french of Paul Armont and Marcel Gerbidon, adapted by A Thomas. The production will be | de out of the city on Jan. 39 by Ae Ray Goetz. W. H. Gilmore is 0 YWouRE : i staging it. Arthur Sartorial Levy is Coe TLL FIX'EM and Boss - DusT GIMME ANOTHER CHANCE # General Press Representative Cane. Your a ACCOUNTS NUTT’S DOPE. ffevson Shrewsbury Nutt, special pondent of this column, writes tus he has uncovered an exclusive xtory out in Bogash, O., where he) and his wife, Jessica Plympton Nutt, are visiting the Bon His communi- cation follows: “Dear Bud—I and the wife got a tip to-day from Herman Kornblum. who runs the picture house here, that Will H yward, Chief of the Post master General Delivery Service, is g0 ing to quit to become a movie actor ut 150,000 smackers a year, It wi Hayward who was Chairman of the corr iiepublican ty when Warner Ga briel Harding was elected, and the move to get him into film acting is a ruse on the part of the Democrats to put the next President in the Guber natorial chair, You see, most of the film producers are Democrats, and they want to shelve Hayward by making him think he's as funny ay Charlie Chaplin, When they atta their object they'll dump him, sayin his pictures don't sell. Why not hay 1 and the wife interview him. ¥ could get his plans while Jessica could put a tear in her story like him tell ing when he was a poor boy and hun. | aa) We YOU WANT ANGEL RUN OVER To THe gry, may She's great on the GRoceryY— 7% heart stuff. Bambo Brown, colored, | Bue Y~ IM cuear was pushed through a bakery win OF BGEs dow here by his lady friend this morning. He sat down on three pumpkin pies and tried to make the haker, Gus Schmitz, pay for the dam age to his clothes. Much excitement but could learn nothing.—Jeff."’ HE WAS COLD. Joe E, Brown of “The Greenw Village Follies” told us a story which he says is true. r of a jail in a Long Island town next door to his meal ticket other night he was aroused from knocking on his The his slumbers by a door. “What do you want?” he called. ‘Yin your prisoner over at the jai.” replied a man's voice. “If you don't| , gimme some more bedclothes I'll quit} the darn place. A GENUINE “BAD MAN.” Major Bernard 1, Smith, formerly of the Unit States marine was | social | other evening as “a introduced to some ladies at the function famous § | from one of the you mean “He rob the stage of Mar- guerita Sylva when he married her,"’ was the explanation given ‘ GOSSIP. The Globe Theatre will open a ladies’ smoking lounge to-nisht | ‘The Circle’ moves to-day from the Selwyn to the Fulton, “A will of Divorcement” is to be roduced in Paris this spring. Gerald Du_ Maurier of the London “Bull-Dog Drummond" has been kmighted. Suche Smith wonders why. Jocko, the Hippodrome crow, has a scrap book containing 2,000 ‘press notices, This is No. 3,001 Clare Kummer will put a new - sion of the fourth scene in “The Mountain Man” to-night Barry Corson Clarke of globe-trot- ting fame will be with the “A Regular Girl’ company. ‘The Tall Cedars of Lebanon, a Ma- sie SOUNDS LIKE. AN ELEPHANT WITH A TERRIBLE COLD — - =WoRSE'N 'T WAS BEFORE 1 WENT To THE STORE FOR) A Few MINUTES AN’ WHEN 1 CAME BACK THE WHOLE ———————— (T'S NUMBER FIVE = T Took “TH! PLUG ouT J AN' “Took (T APART AN' CLEANED IT! SHE'S WORSE THAN EVER —HEAR ‘THAT HORRIBLE GRUNT ? WHAT COULD MAKE “THAT, ALL ALLRIGHT BuT WAIT-YouLt MISS ME AFORE IM GONE AN HovorR CHANCE me Eve — You'Re FIRED THE RECIPE SAys * »USE THe WHITES oF NINE EGGS~ yoy BETTER GET 4 Dozen — » JANUARY 9, 1922 | NO MARKS ON THE DOOR THOSE. CROOKS MUST U Logie LiKe THEY { WERE FRIGHTENED HAVE COME IN THROUGH [7] away- NONE OF THE LIKE SOMEONE eile The Trouble Is Between Joe’s Ears! NOTHIN SERIOUS — “th TROUBLE AIN'T IN THE moToR - You CLEANED “TH' PLUG FINE! Now How CAN ) You Lert 't LYING| HERE BY THe o- y! Tene. ? CARBURETAR }! T CAN'T [MAG ING. Screenings : iF I DONT _By DON ALLE Savy! I WONT Mis é MIND “THAT S ANY THIN P | DOING IT EARLY. a : | Wundreds of New York youngsters Y'FATHEAD — jevdently believe in doing their | Christmas grabbing carly, judging | from the way the Marion Das ice stu- | dlo has been flanked by kids ot tat: | The “run” started when the star ' announced that every child that called {at the studio should not go awey empty-handed. Although thousands flocked to sca the star before Christmas and during | New Year's week, and each was given |@ present, the glad tidings did not spread over some parts of the city until late last week. When the kiddies reach the suuic gate to-day they will be confrontcc with a sign: “No more presents until next Christmas.” “T receive a nice salary,” said Miss | Davies, ‘‘but it wouldn't ‘last lone if | TU gavo'all the kids that will st 10 jevery day a present. And | " bundreds have pulled ‘secon. on me."" MAUDE’S HUNCH. Have to Speak to the Hens About That! ae ops Maude George had a skirt tut! he aes Cope: 1892 (TN. Y. Eve. Werld) By Prose Pub Co. WACO Hee Nhe GeMeinly vanes MAKE & ANGEL Nov TH! - out, The costume plot for the film in , Food — T WANT | 4 Dozen Eces. We tu > OW “PART which she was acting called f George rebelled and positive \ JHITES ° fused to appear in such abbrevic pabeirined ee sian | of course, which the player won - Her only reason for not appear: ONLY las K [skirts almost to the knees. i skirtwear, There was an argue = Sq in short skirts, she sald, was a | hunch. Now that the film is about to be foisted upon a New York public, Miss her director, longer. My hunch told me.’* | ‘The skirts Miss George the film conform e3 style dictates, wears in actly to the latest LUCKY. Lady Godiva, the original bare k rider, and whose life is shown Wistaria Productions’ latest film, Coe sure in luck. SRM BRIN FE RHEE o we A crowd of picture magnates stop- ped munching food long enough Saturday at the Astor Hotel to dis cuss the lady in question. _ “She's the dame that did a bath ing beauty stunt on horseback 8 asked one, yodling som HANGCED IF IT CAN FIND THOSE OLD SHIRT STUDS! ‘ah!"' gurgled his companion, words straining through a knife 1 of peas,’’ she done a jockey gag no wardrobe. Her hair was her y costume,"" mumbled the a harmonica solo o1 IN THE NEXT SIWWERWARE Ww om ne 1) oon! | e cust vic, What hobbed he inky The answer was drowned by effusive thanks of the waiter T | WHO'S HUGHES. Gareth Hughes, star of ‘Little "was bothered a great al | youngster who resembled |the star and who used to delight in | posing about the outskirts of the lot as Gareth | He faded away, however, o1 when ne wspape man ran him started to inter thinking, of course, he to the screen star. “T just talked to your nounced the seribe le double,” an ry owhen he sonic organization, will attend “The Chocolate Soldier” at the Century to- night. "Dhe press agents are paying most of their attention this season to theatre — te BUSTED ROMANCES | Henking of Manhattan writes us he parties. Punch up the gray matter, boys! is the father of the girl A. K,, the ex- | J. M. Kerrigan will be in ‘The football player, wants to wed ou | Peatic atch ail become @ cuNaIN aie ee er eee eae ALL HET UP. raiser for ‘The 8. 8. Tenacity” at the 1 A. K, took occasion to kick her dad out when the his path to happiness, quit him for his chastisement of the | Belmont to-night The father of Malcolm Fassett died Friday. Malcolm Fassett is appearing studlo teas: “English with Oiga Petrova in “The White heeeaae servants are very A fs 9 old gentleman, Sce what Henking lagpole, 1 capes bey Ree riton “ 1KINR | eetory, but sdmetimes their queer | the top kicke y john Charles Thomas, baritone, 1s Jaccent causes trouble up that flagpole, « going abroud to study with de Keszke. | J am the daddy of the girt enti _ roy it : a cea He is making his farewell appearance | 7pat A, K, wants to wed, now a itl sculptor with a rele. this week at the studio {n Chelsea. She said Sophie 7 | And when I think of his last call | to ner English cook one day at unch- | A TEST OF POWER. Beaumont § I have an awful dread con time: B re Rip Badges, that's been man re € wallerin’ in b rf y Ravis., dancers, will appear at the | Tat, should he find our new address! “ ‘Did you heat up that veal and pies ss ‘ i ! Rachacl Aid Society benefit, Ritz And muke the same request. ‘ham pie as I told you to, Agnes RSS RCO RIRAL NS : at the Theatre, Sunday night Mrs. Nat ean se wate - re al last night,” said hngon, yet day MEN Me ate |Z know I'll dic right on the spot; | 4 “1% miss, thank you, mis of Rumpus 1 Phat the tainment Comiitter This is no idle jest. Re ight aalnsine levangelist is sae | Micking her chops, ‘Serve ite ‘ahora | ie A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | He sent me to the hospital, BORIDG, ROE PAE! Qineee CK : Job Hedzes, humorist, is to be All bandaged up with care, ‘But ‘ow can I, miss,’ said ind right wher ¢ married soon. Wonder who'll take! poy aye | ; ‘when I've het it up?" "Det Pe eRe at aitan e Mr. Hedge place in the world of | "or Ave long weeks I pushed mysel! | press. bdogged t) “i humor Kound in @ wheeling chair a didn’t st kK ‘ { een wz He's not the gent I want about WHO GOT THE COMMISSION —_ FOOLISHMENT PaEeo iin: Fi y e an engineers’ training s AN OMINOUS POSSIBILITY senior officer had his own Y bad 4 id hee Screaming comes the bird of prey, , So, Dutl, please do. nm wise potegining comes the bird of orey Dut 4s Hs f pus tim wise, about examinations. He linc nisi nented th Over the city's stillness. _ For I'm too ott ta roam, Aoriipanta un ani painted da thet tly pes Throws a kiss to F. P. A = doorway, beyond which lay ; ys rep t landlord of Demonstrating illness. | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. | sand and cement and 4 prostrat: » Petunia tavern, “P oes link. nb-o-link. “Ma, father's lying on the front, Pole had it pr aut ot Bobolink, oh Bad-otiwe porch." " isi uppose,” he demanded, “you were | and then the Mayor ene ead. took Why s0 sad, I wonder! es, Willie! Your father’s drunk | Captain of a company and you wished at akarea ar tne cna tae | Bereaming through a night of ink, again.” \to erect hat flagpole, How would led or lil hoveotetnee ay Jighing: “G i “Drunk? Gee, I thought he was] you go about it?" 1 eran: Sighing: “Get from unger! ia gr) Tne further he got down ¢ anything I aa The Day’s Good Stories QS. HARRY PAYNE WH latter barred | | said at one of her and the girl | the more complicated bec y|swers, Finally b rrived man brilliant replied this candidate, b satis Ee to erect that if 1 was Captain of the the an- the last ran into the real Hug 2 seated “[ wish E had that guy here — — — 7 , Hughes, Lah Ly | show him wh | n't pegun to rain directly the whole| garbage department for about ten! ch Se you on bene |dod-molested town would hi the director said after Msten: | the st > Journn.” STATIC nolocausted But L spose patiently. “Now, if the work is} ast ahah, Fe ; s c. have been wor » unpleasant and the pay so poor, | H | iliiam Duncan and Edith Jo!n | “How co t have been why have you stayed at it all this HE WAS PRACTISING. started the production of | nor aC me?" ADY on entering the kitchen | ‘1 1 Hunters,” anoth now ym Director,"" inquired the y one morning saw a plate | ¥ f th 1 “wasn't yo! formerly a| na kr analtone aha tannsen retur mu ik Council Pe uate iat elite many scenes for two terms vident contained cold and Wives. eMC itl then yo! wuz denominated to | Pi The lady r pected a] nights are worse WHY HE LAUGHED present office?” certain supped {d#)s." quips Ac&op's Sereen LE proprietor of a certain st : Mayor appointed me five | off it, and t M ua ck Hee ny who op BS SAAB IAS . n Now ah Director, do yo! feel place claves he is the. first advocate the matter « 1 enon, cold pie that was left?” Eenest‘ home life. in One day, hea ole at or course, I might make “Oh, 1 didn aay ae fe ete ’ mush §) at m . A money by returning to the pract ink ays he’derather | ve with th customer: “No, we buve n ane HAN dered num, and so 1 the kiddies than playing fF ut city means | mudh OF e able lue edause it t the n s und Viola Dar Metro nana sonal pres auired Will soon be pulling the pc Dat's #, Mistah Direc it,|, “Not ver et n, but uppearanve stuff in our mids exactly, Dat's w'y 1 kee {| teaching im to.” was the unabashe mets of Auvergne.” is the lat 1 garbage collectah."--Judge reply nt otsman ieational “World Wanderings” sige > — It takes the beholder to the plenty . HE HAD A REASON unee and slows oodles whit A FINANCIAL DIAGNOSIS. Seen eee in’ ito i : dazed; v y confidential little talk t px : Collier, son Willic beg of the t paar e Judge on a charge « i am’ Coll has an tm cal laughter walke t i" conduct, ‘This ma lant in Good Pro shop. phy he ex nid his « was going on Itke What m COMPECTE | pret gman las Miter ehavanin wea: Anas : saat ve ig, Pheniing, kick furnitur eke ing t ly! London M "ing, wailing. Nobody in the neigh- jin “Anna Christe ~~ | to the established | yornood could get any sleep. Alma Rubens, featured TOM'S REASON. specialist. For instance, I charge $25! “wnat have you to say, Sam?” |g teaver bronse i I colle Jac. silence, $10 for an of @ heavy bronze in | ai l a Japanese admirer, It ently sent de. | fice and $5 for a P nswered Sam, “Ah's!hung for thousands of years in a legation to ask the Public Sery- | Phone on.” ey tell de trut. Ah dune get a Buddhist temple in Nippon, Well, a i reclative and en- | slight visitation religion, An f we'll let it E jee Director for increased wages, ‘The | then a voice from| Ah done talk loudcr 'n mos’. folk Al Christi nulzated aif | spokesman dwelt at length upon the ipluitheatre, slightly | am bekase Al: sure am furder fi wet of studio don't be Jimpleasant features of the work de Lawd dan odder men.” —Chicagy alarmed, were not going to. pring Yom, 1 believe you've been in the “how much do you, Ueruld them here e