The evening world. Newspaper, December 20, 1921, Page 28

wits ONS |"JOE’S CAR ut Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY 4 GALLot OF ALCOHOL FOR AND YoulRE Gonna, r : b WHAT HAVE we) . WELL — wily —— ’ Tepe " ‘ t | WHAT HAVE WE : i x 3 NEW mmsical farce called|(——RHYMED PROPOSALS, || |INOUR JUG 2 pEARt GNSS a ibs Put Thar iN Your Noy? ire MAN, LisTEN! S~ An’ Y'Ger A tat ie A TW aurdmess Sake” bas been | —Cly MED PROPOSALS. __| me ATUR 3 DIATOR 17! —| een: it Faom ‘ ite | OLD FASHIONED “kick Phil Pendleton wants a wife, While 2 f ‘ put in rehearsal by Alex. A. 4 Aarons. The book is by Fred Jack- ‘t ‘son, the score by Paul Lannin and William Daly and the lyrics by Ar- ‘nur J. Jackson, The cast includes ‘a duct BE, Hazard, Marjorie Gateson, | posal aimed at the red-heads. The | Charles Judels, Vinton Freediey,| Poem follows, auburn-haired dears; -Helen Ford and Fred and Adele As- | read it and get your Phil: taire. This one looks promising, ¢s-| I'm sure you will help me to find | we've never met him, we've always C had the idea Phi) was a confirmed old bachelor. Now he has disillusionized us, He has written a rhymed pro- Buy “THE PuRE STUFF FREEZING fy ee aw OUT OF It 2??? pecially in the cast department. what I seek, I've read your dern column for many ROGERS, HE’S CRANKY. @ week. Will Rogers is worried. Our stable “= se rh imate, Don Allen, hinted across the| TRC sirle that I've met—sell, they’ se cartuons from us yesterday that we not been quite right, had written a monologue, or speech, | Because they've had hair that was for a film etar who !s making per- brown or was light. sonal stage appearances. Will go:| The girl that I'll wed must have the idea that he was meant, and that red hair like fire. ’ we were being given credit for writ-| 17 red hair she has of the girl I won't ing his stuff. We hasten to inform re, him that the gentleman in question is Harry—but what's the use of giv- So find me a red-head and fill me| at with joy. | Miiescdseoriaag in ten geting The redder the better 1 like 'em—| wp in “The Midnight Frolic’ some Oh, boy! night and saying: 1) “Ladies and what brought you here: ‘This here stuff I am about to tell ‘you was ruunded’up by myself, and ‘ot by that double-jointed string- ' Screenings § bean, Dudley, who pounds a peck & et fo F Yedchine down by Brooklyn Bridge, aii ~ # Tee ‘rua! bolt tate daa By DON ALLEN 4 “notwithstanding and to the con- TH wees i Gop GOTTe —WHo ELSE iu WELL- CuT ie iy y , ‘=. = trary.” “Susy Ger 7 Pare (T DOWN _% CUT OFF 7 ME OFF FoR GRIFFITH SWITCHES, ; \ 4 t it in the spiel, Will. It might H ae , a Geen) By the opt CUT DOWN ON A WHoLe Lor ; In a dignified announcement, D. We : ; ca HER XMAS LIST ; Griffith stated yesterday that his Deco sinaca tgs super-film, taken under the title of 2 We have been notified that Emily “The Two Orphans,” will be released ‘Louise, the youngest theatrical pro- @ucer New York has ever known, will offer “Hanky Panky Land” at ‘the Century Roof beginning Monday afternoon, Dec. 26. Emily Louise gmodestly declines to make known her dast, name, but we have a suspicion ‘i ww Jones. i under the name of “Orphans of the Storm.” This change was decided upon by the master producer after he had learned that three other film produg- tions were being offered for release the same date as his film, and all under the title of “Two Orphans,” | ‘The change in titles means an enor*% mous loss to Griffith, as all advertis- ing paper must ‘be thrown away. The changing of the title in hundreds of | Sub-titles will also cost thousands of dollars. Griffith and his associates are tak- ing the situation calmly, and haver’t emitted one little squeal, but the jolt hurt some, at that. . BLONDES—ATTENTION Girls, here's a red-hot tip, rigl from the seething South Seas. wen WE SWALLER J Peak eaiedss popular? Want men {> GuM pRoPS DOWN. Of course you do; so here's iie =|). THE YOUNG GALLANT. | 4. C. Huffman, Shubert stage ai- “rector, met Harry J. Cohen the othor ‘ “How's the young gallant?” asked *Mr. Huffman. And thereby hangs a “tale. J Fifteen years ago Mr. Huffman was Producing “As You Like It” at the Grand Qpera House in Pittsburgh. t YEAH ‘CEPT Hey Re les, the Wrestler, got drunk at a CAN U } the dress rehearsaleand Mr. Cohen They CO SO FAST TA TASTE ~ ¥ : der the j : 2 b Skin," just purchased by Goldwyn, forced into the role, although he WE CANT HARDLY LONGER. has returned from the South Sea ai @ never acted before. He had one ° pes! mosphere he wrote about in his story that started: “Come, where is He announces that the male portion ‘this young gallant?” He spent uo a ‘A of the population are wild over F . blondes. As peroxide has not filtered }whole - Plpaideadid hsehmadareg it, and to the islands, the native belles mn he found himself out on the s piaster their raven locks with lime |] -stage all he could remember was, f 2 j and then let it slack, in order to.be ¢, where is? Mr. Huffman, dizzy blondes and be able to shine in : “Gal.! § i the eyes of the beaux. reas pee i iin! ier ereer: el & : ; N : Wonder what ‘they'd think of Mae 4 gallant : : Murray, the “perfect blond: Mr. Cohen thought he was saying, | - a ‘ : “Get out!" so he quit the stage. | - s if > - GILLINGWATER BUTTLES. “I didn't even know what ‘gallant’ / A \ Vi ; Ss Claude Gillingwater, now ameant in those days,” explained Mc. | : : the finish line in Rupert Pohe: Bicaky: “Fou bee. ¥ 1a / . / F ¥ Uff j Remembrance,” is about a 7 . ee, I couldn't | } buttling. No, it will not be in ear qapeak a word of Italian.” fh ‘ 4 / U } Jest; why, of course not, itl be in t — = f movies, when Gillingwater start ‘ LY. a L Bist [ Wii “The Dust Flower.” “4 THE BOY'S A WONDER. \ Basi] King, author of the # Barl Carroll's Theatre, at 50th says elliinerrase’ ert Haye 4 1k a] butler than a rea utler looks t and Seventh Avenue, is just | Tice eitmasit, Which, tolsay the tenet, Beart poished. - Lidell words about} MM-MrM— KAINKAS is Sir Ruberting right smart. |, if you don't mind i ig Fen years ago Ban, who isn't much | MAKIN’ TOMATO SOUP SAY! THAT SOUP OLD WAIST TM CUT BACKS. | -Prer. twenty-eight, was an usher in a FER SUPPER ! HOPE IT'S NEEDS MORE Al Green, who directed “Little A ffiburgh theatre. Gince that time Good - WE'RE HAVING SEASONING DYEING PINK Melghens ‘latest, “The Proxy Dale Bee wrinse: Secerel . soccesstal f : bo} OR SOMETHING ° : : : ay. > sical shows and has produced two Clara Baranger, with three film successes to her credit, is now adapts 1 k ‘three pleys on his own hook. Now Bought and Paid For” for the n. has put up a fine theatre and will fontinue producing. scree! “You may be unable to break the FE 1 Keep an eye on Ear! Carrol). H - ° - C3 \' fe other fellow’s record, but ‘a ghey | é surely try to break your own, : Ne ‘ alizes Aesop's Film Fables. ae i (ny r > ST Gest is Bot 8 “John.” lies SETLEYS DECUT. Major Jac! len, frinstance. He ss 7 : : was named after Stonewall Jacl 4 When “Bull Dog Drummond” opens } . ! So there now! ing jee plaesele degre aa : / \ Goldwyn announces that the public jared coll ag nig : 3 ‘ i . | [likes clean pictures the best. Come on, producers, get out the old scrub. bin’ brushes and lye. “Fame” is the title of Charles Ken. ican debut. She appeared in this : Z } yon‘s: Intest scenario, It is sehed- is \ 1 uled for an early shooting. London for a year, ——“4o 5 Ss es Besides photoplaying, Zena Keefe ‘ ” C ii ih. iil! " plays the harpischord, +1 IT REALLY SHOULD. "I 5 e DEJA: Yes, the Northwest Mount. dco Leblang was talking last night eee pte on manschasing fling The Day’s Good Stories it @ railroad accid given at Maxine Elliott's ‘Thi ‘ inet ae Gan We e accident in which a|S!ven at Maxine Elliott's Theatre tective in h test release, “Stic : ment ip which a |fiueeday aflernoon, Jan, 4 THE MAIN QUESTION. than he did a dog. So he swapped NO SPELLBINDING. ‘Btick 5 Around.” Clare Kummer has written three MAN was arrested on the Charge | with the fiddle man and gave him $1 ay WANT to take time by the fore- “Lovers may not Uke Hope Hamp- for her play, “Phe Moun- of robbing another of his watch. | to boot. lock,” he said as ite entered a|ton’s new picture,” quoth a movie | “He was in the last car,” said Joe. : . at Maxine Elliott's The- | It was alleged that he had| “Well, he kept this up, sorter like lawyer's office. fan. “And why not?” we masticate, Sefore, when he was on that | iit. ine be acted the first | thrown a bag over his victim’s head, |the ragged rascal in the old Third| “yes, a Yes, str!’ was the reply-Irignt in nr ae Ree care for * the last car was wrecked.” MOST IMPORTANT THING strangled and robbed him. ‘There was |Reader revolved round and round the| “Always take time by the forelock and | Stead ees Riaaay, aove Louie Cohn, the ticket broker, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. (fis Shtatink houas of 4 canain NO TIME FOR PETS. so little evidence, however, that the |rugged rock, swapping fiddle or dog| you won't get left. What is it, sir?” at Joe in amazement. Could the men who robbed that Wig} |} city office usually closed at 6 DX ‘ARMER and his wife went to| Juage quickly sald: or gun, whichever it happened to be} “Well, we are to have an election Ragged em the railroad would film theatre on Broadway be accused O'clock the office boy—not a new RA Ra Bere: ny Soo “Discharged!” for one of the tuther things, and| this fall for city offices, and I wanted ! ay cars on trains,” he p ime’ Che. eithenetias basen known, ikacth: a Bee etie aise pes The prisoner stood still in the dock, da Sas Gag @ matter to boot}to know if I could engage you to A omazed at bein, ‘iven. his freedom so | every time, il he was out $19.25 and 7 peec! - a Vite coe een IMENT forest te de hae tee ne | of laeka At each hour a bird comes |goon, a had the dog. When Laced him last he| fore elecuon?” en This One? , I, , t from the top and sings ‘Cuckoo!’| « ” « ” S Young Bill Bailey has returned to|S@w Me father gifts deposit. ought to have done, and the manager | Wor instance, gee this hand to 3 Brea rata anaellng papeesed ine reed : Maciaper ir rrerer pad pees , arelena pins tobe 8 candidater By SID GREENE > Beamon is writing SOREN 08h, 72 ei9'L.No sreeny, ie % nee anee hie ue c'clock, and the bird comes out and!” sii no word from the prisoner, |!t made up."—Kansas City Star. 1 Mee * Harry writing @ song| Tell them Santy tales to Sweeney.” ~ | sings ‘Cuckoo!’ three times.” who stood staring at the Judge. : —__~ | “Tut what about the bl Pose gent en AS: pena Pangea nnertodene | gaa ont that eat allt” cried the el-| “Don't you understand? You have roaraccaatce leet tae open ia: con ‘were such terrible eet FROM THE SHRSTHUT TREE. | vince op a rarninees, Seriy area sathusientionly, “Moth-| been acquitted. You are free. Get! ex tne mind of the BERT. darky | 2sainst me again who beat me by 300 as Sg te the Rescime an) don't know, ‘Mr, Hones. “Why ia| The other day a piece of paper was! “No, no!” his wife protested. “That Macerprigerdlel ty 1a) a1 1{ A the question of the rightful owner- | yo Mee en want San ey See 1 ® watch like a river? noticed planed to the wall In front of | port of a clock might do for folks that |huve to give him back his wach?’ |__%ip of fowls ts always a bit hazy, | ind give such a specch that I will beat wee Ht won’ run long without | the lad’s desk, and upon examination | nave got lots of time, but it'd take me | Harper's Magazine, *“~Tand he harbors few scruples against worse than he beat me, You will ee was found to bear the following: | halt the forenoon every day to take Se borrowing from a neighbor's hen roos:.| Want to lay it right Sonn te Nim: He ‘ IT WAS A FINE STREAM, Peso en yaaa ave Ot C—Chls care of that bird.”—Harper’s Maga- HI8 DIFFICULTY, In this Instance, however, Joe con-| fin and has been married three times | N Dsom E 'ARRY we NEW HAMPSHIRE man had ole a + ‘cc Y cousin, Hank Buckley, paid] *!dered that the prize was his by al!|/i¢ you will come up and present the panding hie way hom els eotats up for mule snd 0 A POWERFUL POTION. * ALAC. $3 for a dog a couple of |"shts of the law, chan in A wes te knock the CF OUb | ne wooed fete ete wien he Prospective purchaser had been | 66 CYOME of the moonshifie liquor! 7 iPTLH JOHN was sent alone to | weeks ago,” related Gap| His master was surprised one day|' inne Sawyer respectfully declined to| that bundle under your arm?” den looking for it. “I find everything in this region ts pretty stout L the barber shop fora hair cut, | Johnsen of Rumpus Ridge, Ark. “and|@t finding a plump turkey served for| take the case, and somebody will get officer. .“Why sir, ie just as you advartised,” he reported; stuff, isn't it?” inquired a The barber, in his joking way,| directly gave the dog and four|dinner, as he had given no order for|snowea under again.—Cincinnati En- ir” ba “that is, all except the fine stream you | tourist in the Ozarks, inquired what kind of a haircut he| bits for a fiddle, Pretty soon|its purchase. quires, pa “Hi said roared the cop. t mentioned the plece of woota| Tel! YOu What's a tact,” repiiod «| wished and then pointed tothe man in| he swapped the ‘fiddle and six| “Where did you get this turkey, EASY TO REMEMBER. wy te | ae tike seuere for at the end of the meadcwe' the Sunes | native. “A deaf and dumb feller took| (he chair, “Do you want one like this| bits for shotgun. He hadn't| Joe?" he asked the colored servant,| Wife (after returning from church)—| i ea for breakfast and. wea! George | explained. & horn of it tuther day, hopped six feet | man ts getting?” much more than got settled with|who was grinning with pleasure at{ You should have been there this morn. | lumps in my tea at dinner.” t |acWiatt that little brook? Why, it] in the aif, popped his heels together| “No, slr,” the little fellow returned, | the gun than he Aggered he'd the fine appearance of the bind. tom, "We bed © beeutisul sermon he tateea ete batreinan et deena’ Yon rt cai ahae ean & spoon-| three times and before he lit, jumped|after he had looked at the man, “If|Tuther have a dog than a shotgun,and| “Well, sub, I'll ‘splain. Dat turkey, aes H bet you qan't repent! lan hie aight stick, “thanks Weed Przur” = Fem, | « fence as if it was a straw, and went re mere ie out ee somebody's, sraroed the Bue fy tee My Hetero suh, Lapin Toostin’ on our fence five Yes, Fean. It was from Fzek- lugee, for your Ko Ko,” was much tearing off through the scenery, a-hoi- | just cut emy 's, with a little e feller made him give oO whole ita, #0 dis mawnin’ I jest in . lo you know, remarked! tama covets ice"wits Sal-!"* | *arry” afterward, “Aho "wae fete) owe, that he wanted @ fiddle worse| Harper's 2 je Transcript. aad im poe oe ba ps three kumpe you couldn't see it at all,” said owner | lerin’ ‘Glory halielooyer!' like he'd got} hole in the middle."\—Indianapolis © & spell he got to studying and| seize him fo’ de t rell”— blandly.—Bosion Transcript, | fiona City star, N ! ae