The evening world. Newspaper, May 30, 1921, Page 12

About Plays By BIDE HEA show to be put on at the [| BUGHOUSE POEMS. | Hippodrome Sunday night by the Lambs promises to be dig one. It !s the annual public Gambol of the organization, The programme will be made up of sketches and playlets, among which will be “Nick of the Woods,” “Will You Remember Me?” “The Tule of a Lamb,” “Camille,” “The Composers of America,” “The Florodora loys” and the Lambs’ Sixteen Palace id= | More than fifty well known Lambs wilt ment. participate in the entertain- NO EVASION WENT. Julian Mitchell was in Boston Inst week to speed up “The O'Brien Girl” a little, One of the Russian dancors | of the troupe was out of line in one! . 4 | number and Mr. Mitchel! asked: ‘Ten thousand orphans from various | . ov [Greater New York institutions will In that where I told you to stand?” Nias Lossession of Tilyou's Steeple- | “Brayxdfmondklikff,” replied the|/chase Park, Coney Island, Wednes- Russian. day. ‘They ‘will be conveyed to and tres anewer. 1] ftom rk In hundreds of automo- Zuat ts not ts biles thing will be freo to them, teld you to stand back a foot.” “Fifxbimk gffdimiwoff dftpahmez,” Including, and Players DUDLEY Jack Honest of Rutledge anes | Brooklyn, has cantered off with to- day's prize in the Bughouse Poems) contest, Honest, he has. (Pardon ust | We just had to get it out of our sys- | tem). ‘To Jack goes the pinoohle | deck of the liner Carmania for the fol- | lowing exhibition of rhymed gymnas- | ties | The sun shines East, | _ The sun shines West, But the moonshine's in The boottegger’s nest, The cops run here, The cops run there, But alt they find Are cupboards bare KIDS AT STEEPLECHASE. fine luncheon ioral BS came the reply. “Correct!” said Mr. Mitchell. “Now we will proceed with the rehearsal.” BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ‘They're marchin’, yes they're march- in’; ob, they're magohin’ through the town. And some of ‘em are dressed in blme and some are dressed in brown, And some are young and full of life, while some know soon must vome the final march which follow» on behind the muffled drum: They're marehin’, yes, they’re marchin’ with their flowers pink and red. They're marehin’ for a visit to the city of the dead. Again we'll hear the bugie's tape; again the guns will roar as tributes to the hero sovls—the boys who went before. They're marchin’, yes, they're marchin’, In the blend of brown and blue at intervals a touch of gray comes hoblin’, limpin’ through. And as the sun looks down he sees the brown, the blue, the gray are kneeling side by side above the boys who went away. A NEW WOODS THEATRE. A. H. Woods will open his new Apollo Theatre in Chicago to-night with “The Passing Show of 1921." Mr. Woods now has three houses in Chi- cago, the others being the Woods and the Playhouse. The Apollo is at Ran- dotph and Dearborn Streets. It seats 1,600, AN EXPENSIVE HAT. Forrest Winant of “The Hothead” went into a Broadway shop to buy @ straw hat Friday. “What do your hats usually cost?” asked the dealer. “About $7," replied Mr. Winant. “That's a lot of money to pay for a hat” “You don't understand me," said Mr Winant. “I pay $2.60 originally. The rest goes to the hat boys in tips.” A GOOD CAST. Rida Johnson Young's new comedy, “A Wise Child,” has been fully cast wy Charles Dillingham. Vivienne Se- gal will have the leading role, and the other players are Robert McWade, Douglas Stevenson, Charles Abbe, Waiter Regan, Ann Mason, B. N. Lewan, Wright Kramer, Sara Enright, William Ingersol| and Beatrice Tre- | maine. BELAGCO ITS MODEL. The leading character in "School for Salesmen,” & musical comedy which will be shown at the Knickerbocker Theatre on June 8, is a reproduction of David Belasco.” William Maxwell wrote this pieee, and it will be staged by the Edison Phonograph people as & feature of their dealers’ convention. Gossip. The Theatre Magazine calis Al. G. Field, Griffen. We thought his name was Hatfeld. A private showing of ‘Tie Hothead” will be given at the Belmont Theatre Friday afternoon, Zola Rambeau spent the week end with Dorothy Morton at Geisha Villa, Bound Brook. ‘This week will end the engagement ef “Miss Lulu Bett” at the Belmont. It will open in Chjcago in the fall. O'Donnell and Blair and the Mande! | Brothers have been added to the cast of the new “Follies” John Arthur will succeed John | Cumberland in “Ladies Night” at the Eltinge to-day. Mr. Cumberland ts rehearsing in “The Scariet Man.” Jack Hi Mears's new show, “The Broadway Whirl,” has three pairs of twins in its cast, Al Strassman says ought twin. | Manny Cohn of the C. M. C. Com- pany, will sail for Purope about June 15, in search of stage material. Rose Mary, prima donna, has bean | engaged for the “Tip Top” company. | She is from the concert stage. | Victor Jacabi's score of William Le| Baron's version of the Molner play, “The Wolt,” will be his eleventh, | A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY Max Hart is suing big vaudeville interests for $5,250,00 Gosh! And only yesterday he called us by our first same and asked for @ match. 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Harper's much I had heen spending each day ’ , Soe ere tren inane range Anam enigeneentirt towns te gene moet a. asm | | woman, her face brightening. “Honk,| “You say your boat pleked up the | |nonk, dot’s der place | So the clerk made the order pay- able at Hongkong, and the woman {went away happy.—Boston Tran- | seript, poe WHAT HE WOULD HAVE SAID. iy a case recently tried there did not | accused seem to be much to be gained from the principal witness, who evinced a wonderful facilty for holding his at | abouts,” he said. that he jumped overboard nearly an hour before that time, did he appear to you when you picked him up? 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