The evening world. Newspaper, May 24, 1921, Page 24

TY a ee TN bs —~ GUPInOL_ COIMrIes = ce By mus mail recently when Eddie Cook, one of the Galden Major als, head him mumbling. vhat's wrong?” asked Eddie. ead that,” replied John, tossing him a letter. It aaid: “Dear John; Do you remember the time you were in St. Louis and I met you in the hotel lobby, 1 am Mike Cleary of San Antonio. ‘Things have changed for me somewhat, and I am tw in New York earning my bread and beans in a big department store Bell men's furnishings. Now, John, maybe you don't remembe but I'm going to ask a little Ju GOLDEN was looking over me down a half dozen tick q First Year’ for Wednesd: Thursday or Saturday night. 1 want to take gome of the girls from the store up Haven't got the dough to buy then but I know you will favor me, Was it raining the last time you were |i old St. Louis? Seems like it rains 4 jot there, eh? Yours, “PHIL B, C— “Going to send them to him Eddie with a twinkle in his “No, I think I'll give a ape formance just for him and the girls, said John: SIGNS EMILY STEVENS. |. Harris announc acts wheret vens will appear n¢ his management. September in by Edward Sheldc GUSTAVE AMBERG DEAD. Gustave Amberg, one © group of impresarios and for ffte years associated with Shubert, died Sunday night A S82 St Regis He i known stars. he became an Speelal memorial services will t @reigy morning at the Irving Place ‘Theatre, MAMMERSTEIN SAILING. Arthur Hammerstein is saili day for a two months’ visit to E % will spend much time in th «ares of London and Paris looking ley plays SHE WANTED TO KNOW. t said the man at ne point, jay here all dur- “Why not?” demanded the wife Grack City last r one of the new plays being tried out The next day she met its author on the Boardwalk. The play had not eand she irled knowing he would ask how she liked it. In tnis she was unshe “Well, Miss Valentine,” he said, “I saw you at my play How did you like it?” “Well-—er—honestly,” she replied, *E almost applauded my hands off when the final curtain came down.’ LADIES, HEAR YE. © People” neine Larri- 3 to women who wear cor. wets as “old ironsides.”” This line, it pears, has provoked the ire of som @f our set who do wear ‘em. Mar. guerita Sylva says “The woman who wears a corset | will look good to the eye until old | age overtakes her, while the corset- | leas flapper will ‘@ her day, but it will be short lived.’ Then comes Louis H. Chalif, former | @irector of the Russian Ballet, with the statement that “corsetiess dane- | ing is an indication of moral ¢ a2 Now will Francine be good? Gossip. No pets go at the Greenwich Village “Follies" rehearsals. This includes sweeties. R Alfred Jones, house manager of | the Strand, is around again after a kt with rheumatism, | Grace La Rue and Hale Hamilton are sailing to-d: London to ap- pear at the Pala Robert Conness, Foechard Farrell & b for “The Melody of Money ‘The Dumbells will be the guestg at dinner of the Canadian Club to-night | at the Hotel Behnont, | atre. bert Brister and et engaged Palisades says he prefers to ride the F Ops. ‘The Sewell Siste and @ancers, were yeste ed to appear in the new Hies."" June Walker of ‘“Poto" is taking a course in playwriting at Columtsa. Look out for the great American drawmah. A ‘burlesque on “Irene,” showing two Jewish mothers on the fire escape, will be in “Snapshots.” Georgie Tobin of Yale will journey to Atlantic City to-night to see bh sister, Vivian, in “Two Blocks A Louis Nethersole and an i syndicate want “Apple — Blossom: with the original cast to play in Cov- ent Ganien. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, N. 8.—Married! Did not lve with wife, Non-proféssjonal! Archie—Write th for that informa A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, A lot of gum machines out on Long Island were robbed yesterday. Turn about's fair play. lagazine Editor FOOLISHMENT. I never learned to play the harp, But getting down to cases If you won't tell it, Pu admit That I have played the races. About Plays and Players BIDE DUDLEY t * +k * | SDoGGOANIT BLANCHE. 1 hune OL are = te inte = 1TH PLai "Nos - , | Geet Se 5) [* BIRD IN TH HAND 1S woRTH = hice = hah : om te — You'd Go AND GET AT Last! ta's war p— “TWO IN TH’ BusH” —— AD eg ONE CAR “THAT WOULD BE { By Way of Diversion. 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