The evening world. Newspaper, May 9, 1921, Page 20

TAS ne. cme ‘ pf the troupe again next season. Con- * erty. ‘will return to the Casino on May 16 About Plays By BIDE WHITE, having tn- @aiged tn ao brief vacation, hag rofled up his sleeves and etarted to work forming his next “Soandale” company. Ann Penn- fngton te to be the featured member cerned in the writing of the show will be Arthur Baer, as itprettist; George Gershwin, as composer, and Arthur Jackson, as lyricist. Preliminary re- hhearsals will begin to-day. It lo ex- " will go into the Globe Theatre this summer, which fact will make Mr. White seek an- other house, Our guess is the Lib- “HONEYDEW” RETURNING Joo Weber's production of “Honef- dew," the Zimbalist musical comedy, for s spring engagement. It had twenty-six weeks there last fall and winter. BERNARD ABOUT READY. “Two Blocks Away,” the new | Aaron Hoffman play in which Gharles Dillingham will star Barney | Bernard, will open at the Apollo Theatre, Atlantic City, on May 23.) In the supporting cast are Dodson Mitchell, John Rutherford, Vivian Tobin, Margaret Linden, Wallace | Erskine, Edwin Barry, Kate Morgan, Katherine Ward, Alice Seymour and Arthur Fitagerald. Clifford Brooke is staging the play. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. The other day Mom says to | Pop: “A man I've got to git to move that parlor heatin' stove. T guess we're through with it.” Pop | says: “You'll git no man for that. | ru move that stove right now. It's such a simple bit of tcork. Jest watch—I'lt show you how.” Off come his coat an' Pop per- MONDAY, MAY 9, 1921 and Players DUDLEY | PET ADVICE | | While few people like to take ad-| vice, everybody loves to give it With this in mind, we have to-day |launched an Advice Contest for daily| Drizes, aggregating about $100,000 in| value, This amount is small com- pared to the money we have spent! for the Pet Ambition prizes, but it) will have to do, as it is all we hap- Pen to have in our pocket at this time. Tom Collens of Bronxville is awarded to-day’s prize, a picture of| the Countess de la Brannigan spank ing the son of the Harl of Levinakd | who Brew up to be a burgiar, If Mr. Collens will forward us $4.80 to cover postage and packing, the pic ture will be sent him on the 543 in charge of Detective Jack Slade. Here 1g Mr. Collens's advice rhyme: | Never go in a tiger's cage, Or get a woman in a rage. i Alews Capers BY Grr” BoRouGcH OPEN THE PRESIDENT } ¢ CURRAN Fiaily Door SEES POLICE PARADE FROM WATER HYDRANT G00? SAFE PLACE To WATCH A COP FRom | cured a ladder from the shed. Then up he went an’ grabbed the | pipe. It eame down on his head. | Pop got a little wild an’ with | Doth arms he made a swipe. The | ladder wabbied; Pop felt of an’ | landed on the pipe. Now, Pop's | @ pillar of the church—to meck- ness he 4s Dound. But say, you oughta heard him cuss! Gosh, how he ranted round! The soot got in hés neck an’ eyes, an’ as fer soap he ran, he called to Mom: | “Hey, Mrs. Smith, go git yer | darned ol6 man!” | MISS NORWORTH TO STUDY. largie Norworth, known in the-| riety ‘circles for her soprano voice) nd her etriking I!keness to the Liltian Russell of twenty-five years ago, sailing for Burope.on June 15 to visit titled relatives in London and to study volce culture in other ction She will be accompanied by Sadie Parton, formerly of the well-known vaudeve team, the Shuman Sisters. | After studying «ix months under a} noted vooal expert, Miss Norworth will give several song recitals in/ Italy. When whe returns to America che will essay roles in light opera. A FIDDLIN’ FOOL. tune Mathis sends ‘us a rhyme. whether ft is original with June or} some other month, we don't know, but we consider it much better than/ Frank H. Grey's “legy 1 a Country Barnyard.” Look: A clergyman, learned was he, To a very abnormal degree, | He could fiddle like sin On his old violin, Bo they called him a Fiddie D. D. AN EXPERT WRITER. @onia Serova LPrege a maid, and a colored applied. “Can ee ad and write?’ asked the dancer. | “sho’ I kin,” replied the maid. /‘T) fone writ dat recommend you all jest| read.” GOSSIP. Langdon MoCormick will pro: @ melodrama called “Adventure Gen, Pershing will see “Lady |i to-morrow might. The quarte: will sing A E. F. songs. “Shuffle Along,” a musics. vhow pinyed by an all-colored troupe, will open at the 63d Btreet Theatre in two weeks. ‘Arthur Byron's starring vehicle at the 39th Street is to be renamed ad Ghost Between.” Light, boys, Nght! chard Herndon has engeged Al- berta Burton for a leading role in “The Right Way.” A song called “A Littie Home for Two" has been put in Gerald Bacon's show “Princess Virtue,” at the Cen- tral When asked If theatrical people are lo be permitted to fease offices in the | Knickebocker Buliding, the manager | said: “We are accepting only clients im rrercantile pursuits.” “The Right Girl” company will en- tertain the Girls' Club of Hartley House at the performance to-night at the Times Square. No arrange- ments have been made for “steadies.” St Ignatius Council, No. 363, Knights of Columbus, will hold a THESE DAYS CARUSO'S PHYSICIAN SAYS HE WAS SAVED BY ITALIAN | poor Sennen | DIPLOMATS DUTY 15 70 RESTORE HARMONY ForD EMPLOYEES To GET ’ EXTRA DAYS PAY EVERY i | Two WEEKS. 7 | SUPPOSE g | THEY'LL 86 ‘ | CALLING 17 ig V EVERY, ; | FORD NIGHT | NEW BEDFORD TEACHERS FORBIDDEN To USE POWDER IN SCHOOL ~ FUPILS 700 Young To FACE POWPER, ls ae ca as EN. ELon MAKE Your BRowl! RESERVATIONS CHOSEN AS EARLY HEAD OF FOR THe COMMITTEE FRouc. ‘ fo} INVESTIGATE ( New YORK. felpa gee » WY. HAS BEEN DONE BROWN BEFORE RUTH AND KELLY ARE DOING THEIR. BIT To KEEP THE HOME PLATES BURNING eee EIEN Juror 5 ACCUSED OF ae TALK PREVENTING OVER VERDICT WITH A PISTOL = THE DEG SION ‘2 was A "DRAW’ WAR DEPT. STARTS MANY Grand Bazaar and Carnival all this week to obtain money to bu Community Service House in Yo! ‘ile. & THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. He is a wonderful man who write a column for a newspaper while his two-year-old baby boy jums the typewriter with a spoon, FOOLISHMENT. The bell-hop hopped TAke a hopping toad Just why he hopped I never knowed, Perhaps home brew Had spoiled the luc And the hops had made Him hopping mad, xan FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “To bring @ boy up well"—— " Yes, yea—go on!” % "You have to call him down often* 4 BRIDAL INQUIRY N ij cones YP ie warness | visit WR 7H % WASHHKGTON| Go 710uGH WITHOUT A HITCH Arwen | HARDING \oa | ~| FAVORS {ap |Manes TREES AS {MIME | cax ' MEMORIALS — | | To OUR | WAR HEROES. l ] WITH MANY 4 I, / STRAIGHT |) hy 4 | Sows s] Ni W A | | ay PP CAT MA | th Paris MOUNTEV GUARDS ENGAGE IN CURSES on THOSE HORSESOVITCH ear” ) ¢ Fy GETTING AT mM ONA TROT SKY CAN'T SEEM “TD Hurry THAT BIRD ANY BY “CRABBING* AT HIM — MEBBE ALITTLE OH FINE — Just GOSH, BuT I'M ONE LEFT! SICK OF RIDIN ON “TRALEYS. THINK LL STEP ‘OVER, AN’ SCE How NEAR DONE sy CAR NS ‘r me LIVILE FAMILY OH! 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