The evening world. Newspaper, February 8, 1921, Page 19

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1921 CHORSZ GIRLS unded Divorceless Sect, But Wants Divorce ° BY NEAL R.OHARA SAYS HUSBAND QUIT HER, THAT'S ALL “Can You Beat It!" satis By Maurice Ketten | eee ot Commies oes Sa Nature, Not the Author, Gave 'Em.. Strange Inconsistency in Holy Jumpers’ Colony (Only Copy rant, 1, by the Pree Publishing Oo, (The New Fort Hrening World) HE chorus dame isn't so bad as she’s painted. If you think all she 30 Miles From Broadway) Whose Laws Closely does ix Kiss and make up, you are entitled to some other guesses, Resemble Those of Zion City. I The merry-mer ma have only one face and two ankles apiece, Five and competition is something flerce, Beauty is only skin deep, but the poor chorusette has to lay it on thicker than that, Ne, acighbor, chorus gals are not selected for their finger- ' prints, Contour is all that counts in that game, and contour takes in a lot of territory from hairpins to hips to pumps, Personality By Margaret Dean. ‘Coperight, 19TL. ty the Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening Word) HE; one woman bishop in the world, Mrs. Alma White, founder of the religious organization known as “Pillar of Fire,” with headquarters at Bound Brook, N, J, is now suing her husband, Kent White, for divorce on grounds of desertion. Yet Duke Davis, the Chairman of the Board of Trustees of the “Holy Jompers”—as the unconverted call abis sect—himecif told me, when I Visited the community, that “we do all we oan to discourage divorce, and we consider it an absolute ein for diyoroed people to remarry.” But this apparent inconsistency be- ween the theories and the practicn of the rigidly righteous ie no more interesting than many other features of the rémarkable sect which calls its community headquarters “Zare- phath,” but which greatly resembjes, according to the judgement of the un- regenerate, a Zion City only thirty You CAN'T HIDE BEHIND MY LEGS. HIDING FROM Do« ) mre Ss without a face and figure has as in the chorus ase skhuak in a hi All women are \ hiers ef Eve, looking Hike Eve as she's shown in thia down in your memo book: ich chance of being recognised y fever cotony, , but the chorusette comes closest to” the ancient woodcuts. And just jot An actress can go big with her funny dialogue, But the footlights Mapper has to make good with the lines that nature, not the author, gave her, Shows may come and shows may flop, but the chorus gal goes om ” and miles from Broadway, When I visited the community—be- GO AND HIDE ye tore the day of Prohibition, before BEHIND YOUR. Noe eonversation amd execration—i found eae eee he ree bad } A o ave a i Chri tw To go Airy THE FLORODORA SEXTETTE MARRIED NOBLES: AND MILL (ju se theatre. JONAIRES. tied To danee. forever and comes off just as frequently. When the plot begins to get!" To play cards. thin, the girls trot out to give the audience more flesh to look at. ‘ To get a di- Dioodhounds put Uncle Tom’s Cabin over, horses mado Ben Har Vvoree. a success, and calves have shoved many a music show across. The To use rouge. | To wear pret- oo ty clothes. course the inunagement furnishes all a gal’s clothes, but that item van To smoke. os neyor broke a manager yet, ig To drink. The atars are-made to order. You'd think # if you beard ‘em ordering To read novels. Tenor ALMA WHE ‘The men who are members of tho Pilar of Fire wear a special dress, words “Pillar of Fire” across the Opportunity knocks at a chorus girl's door only once, but enswering it is _ tromt of it. ® oo but Pia ey light no cinch when you flopped in bed at 2.30 A. M. and your only kimono is im ‘Tho women members of the cect 2 iN FAnEtT Sista’ when the cur- the: wish, wear a full dkirt and blouse of dark § " However, chorus tofl could be worse, The sextetto from Floro- bine eloth, with a tiny white linen Norwegian experimenters are dora married nobles and millionaires. But you never heard of the hata, and thetr hair is parted and § ot viene gus ‘That instance alone shows the advantage of chorus dancing over } combed back In the simplest fashion. a chorus singing. “We have a farm of eighty-one Phonograph needles which me, “with horses, cows and hens, We we beve a printing establishment and going and fine clothes and smoking and all the worldly amusements. If hey are not actually sinful in them- selves they lead to wickedness, and SCIENCE NOTES Y coating the inside of an opal electric light globe with red dye a Baltimore official found that it would appear white trying to drive automobiles with produce a very clear tone are being made of clay. ght, we do—er—jump up and down on the floor, you know. But we never jump over the chairs—we've been much misquoted on that point “We think that all the churohes of every denomination have become married to the world Even the Methodists have turned their backs on the old ideals, We consider that religion is at a very low ebb in America. Even schools and colleges are almost barren of it. The lust for gold is destroying the efficiency of 4. BY+ ROGER. BATCHELDER 00048 INCH! Copyright, 1981, by tho Pram Publishing Co. (The New York Byening World.) RAIN~-4b OW much would you pay for an H inch of rain? Probably there have been Umes, on every Labor Day for in- stance, when you would have been Many atteenpts by the Government and other individuals to produce rain have been unsuccessful. It was said that after a battle rain usually fell, but DADDY SAID FOR NE TO HIDE BEHIND MY MOTHER'S SKIRT Tired Business Map in the theatre won't stand for anything but the Star Spangled Banner and the other folks around. And are stars popular with the chorus girle? oud Not exactly, Rollo, The chorus janes have no opinion about the mogn, bicek, pink and blue tights, Of , but they think the stars are made of green cheese. In the ancient days every pink tight frail yearned to be a star. To-day “o8# the height of her ambition ts Ziegfeld’s roof. begin at the footlighta and work up to electric lights in front of the house, sextette from Lucia grabbing any Of course every gal can't marry a Wall Street broker, because there are lots of gale and Wail Street ts a short thoroughfare. have to get ‘em from Nassau and Broad Streets. But give a thonght to Broadway, buddy, and put im a word for the chorus frail). the front row the high rent distriet harder and harder to support a limousine on $30 « week. MAX °=MODERN MAID ‘TA °° BY MARGUERITE' MOCERS MARSHALL « Coparight, 1981, by the Prous Publishing Co, NE reason why the average O busy man wants children is because be can leave his wife to them with a clear conscience. 9 (The Now York Breuiue Word) she can tell each of taem just exactly wi® she thinks about the other. ven if she does wear her hair over her ears, this season's flapper Copyright, 1991, by the Prem Publishing Co. (The New York Rrening World) N'T that the Diggorys?” asked Mrs. Jarr, as she pointed to a couple some distance ahead of them on the crowded streot, aw they, 6s A JARR FAMILY T's a tough job now to high income tax hubbies, did you? So some girlles ‘She's what makes of the theatre. And she's finding it to be attired tn one’s best,” said Mra, Jarr peevishly, “Diggory ‘a @ good-natured guy, be don't put on any alra, let's catch uD when Congress appropriated ; 0 ’ . | > the with them. then one should avoid even the ap- all the churches, The Bible tells us willing to contribute if the rain would Money and fired several hundred field _ It is time some one started a Cele- hears all that's going on. heer were ‘hurrying t sd peep tia pRiysnpimescad a : pearance of evil Onty nmsic can be that it is harder for @ rich man to stop, But pay for it? How come? uns in Colorado, not @ drop fell, and brities-We-Won't-Know Club. Ideas, What every business woman ‘" i merrgenrn ssc is atiande to tine Aer used kacredly.” enter heaven than for a camel to Up im Moticine Hat, Aiberta, how- ‘@ thoory was blasted. Hatfield is like whiskey, have more authority knows: ‘That after she becomes a | “I Wink " mio tre Jerr ine Sa supper after i Y talked with Mr, Devie Decause, at Pass through the eye of a needle. ever, the United Agricultural Asoo, ‘Be Obly one whose succom has been when taken straight, undiluted by wife, thouga she be neither punctual, [DF over We Reads Of tw atowils “ts ere to supper drenged ; that time, Bishop White and her We believe that liferally. Aman may olation has contracted with a man to CMtinuous and phenpmenal, the lomon, sugar or water of per- nor systomatic, nor hard-working, (0) om ary aR: a8 1 au?” saked Mre Jarr, “i guess : \msband were said to be working in have only a thousand dollars, and produce rain, and at $4,000 an inch, . Th® Tain wizard, of course, has sonality. nor efficient, still she cannot be fired. wx. reptied Mm. Jarr. “If Mrs. ba I ’ London. She herself declared the yet if he sets his heart upon it be Retween Muy 1 and Aus. 1 of this Dever Wiselosed his gooret. When be ig jt woman's fondness for bar- No man is ever a woman's frst pigcory haw sen me once In this you" Mr. seer Tanna ee OP other day that he has spent most 's a rich man and cometh under the yeas, the uaual dry season, “Raine ee eee ee ._ gain sales that leads er to prefer a love; that role ls played by her doll, russ, she's seen me a dozen times in {18 that any renaun I should rads | of hig time in Mngland during the curse maker" Hatfleld bas promised to ‘ , pis’ shopworn, fire-lamaged heart to the her kitten or her mother. it—at the club, in the stores and at Eucws not! I'am Ured ee bone etcoms ri list Then he explained that the general reat, isture rg Swubly to keep the chemicals which 7 * A of being patron~ : ast seven years; doing epiritualis! Pic ie aise epg era BS ate enough moisture to produce py from disintegrating. He de- fésb, unsoiled article? Formula for most editorials, liter- Mrs, Stryver's afternoon teas, Why ize i work; that she bag made many St ad peeve: ss Pe cass sls sa Betas = tepiaanda sot aonats ares that he docs not try to produce Thanks to the naive credulity of ary criticisms and discussions of the didn't I wear my new dreas? Why PR oa Rt re- j (o the other side, to plead with him Ditiin oy, ereon could not afford ene er Crops for the farmer. moisture where there was none before, Men, the woman who puts over modern woman: “While I am per- ‘id I let you hurry me ep? I bed Tr i pe mecmng every dave vo return to her; that ‘he sometimes 1s trained froe of charge. , 2% the fall of 1904 Southern Call- but only induces it to descend when tt “prima donna stuf always has the feotly willing td concede that black Mew? of tm: 7 “It's time,” remarked Mra Jare } refused even to seo her and was jeal- 1) Uno only cnough for scnsible forma had one of the worst droughts actually exists, _It is presumed that advantage of the woman who merely is not white, nevertzeless, I must “I'm not all coiled up elther,” we- coldly, Tieskdes, it Js not my way te | nus of her elevation to a Bishopric. comfort he added, Bive the in history and the worst for forty he influences the atmosphere, which possesses marked business, profes- alsomaintain that white is not black” marked Mr Jarr But what ditfer: Till ithe hive a eae tt nie The Pillar of Fire, according to my rest to the worthy poo epiant? 72M (Charich Mollury Matfich), «te usually moisture laden, aod by gional or artistic abllity, Advice to Vamps: Be sure you are “T°e “Wes that inake? They are not one the advantage. If anybod: informant, ts a purified and rarefied = The value of the Zarephath “plant” young farmer, came before the City forces of chemical attraction precip!- 4 7 x in evening drew, In fot they dim't macious % wil be man” Aca version of Methodist Christianity, Tocently has been estimated at $1- Onc of Los Angeles one day and tates riin when and where it is most T° be perfectly happy @ woman on with the new love before you are jo, dressed any better than we are.” ine one | sont mele aoe | “Tbe unconverted cai) us ‘Holy 000,000. begin our work early,” maid offered to “soake Jain.” He prom must have two best friends—so that off with the old. “That's the yery tune one wants the advantage of jumpers,’ " he admitted. “But that is Mr, Davis, describing a typical day jgod to make 18 inclies of rain within — a. aw poy ae an Sie cere aes , You women are woptent™ sald Mr, aba y in for members of the Pillar, of Pire. : cae : E Ss fH. ‘C ° k Rath , ! se mmly because Wo express our joy In [¢r Fee et tke phoar, five months and asked $1,000 for do hurope 8s Sense o umor oming Rae ? at er! Jarr in pioaxempat. "One woikd mine salvation by our bodies, We march ..) coreines At b we Lave ing it, Ife was not taken very serl- t You considered life was a game being and sing, and I suppose, in great de-~ ns service for both men ously, but the Council accepted his played for points and you were alwayg SSS es und wounen ie a Oe 8 cn Mi offer and promised to pay the stip- ee hae ming on the score. , Buk HO to our Mltee that wo work in the @lated amount on May 1 if he com- Mew Diamory es nice women. " ths. lous } book. bindery or on the farm, or wherever pleted ‘bis contract, Up to that date she? Housewife’s Scrap our duties tle, till noon, when we take 12 ti toll ¢ ne only took & course tm muri) KOOTORED marble may $a very light lunch. At 430 in | vapet 0 every other clubwoman did.” Meet La restored to look like $ the afternoon we have our dinner, vpmirrenct: dnd Hawield colle Jare explained. "i bese’ ser taka Gyro parte waa and after that we read and write $1,000, from Richmond better than I did her, eaegeh dgeiecibrer until our early retiring hour A year later, when the reservoirs But I haven't seen her sister in five! ing soda, one part chalk and one “We don't welieve in pampering the 9/416 South Yuba Water Company, years. I wonder if she his any ohfi- part ground pumice stone. Have $ body. We do not elintinate meat al. °° & ae a npany, dren-—the sister I mean." oe fi vrived and ada 9 tosother, Dut we cit a great many In the «ame State, were almost dry, “Well, Ht we catch up to the Digy « aM finely pulverise voretables. We have practically only Hatfield again made a contract. Ho gory'’s we can ask them” Me pepo sufficient water to form a paste. § two meals a day, and frequent fasts, was givon one weok in which to fill remarked. “There, they've turned Rub it thoroughly over the “We have a public religious ser- sens Paints he ings as Mune Ttecatine tee teined marble and’ fow houre $ vice, very much like an ordinary the reservoirs, amd atithe expiration wore are - aial Methodist service in form, on Sun- of that time they were overflowing, Tat's watt U@ they’ gut tnae Gall later remove with plain £08P § days and prayer meetings Tuesday Then the “Rainmaker” came to tho said Mrs. Jarr, ‘They might and water, To remove grease spots from and Friday nights. Our chapel is open to our members all day, and nearly always some of thom may be aid of farmers of Stanislaus County, California, and im four months pro- nt to get seats near us, and 1 don't want her to see me in this same old dress and hat, T tel youl" c a “ red -2 inches, 8 inches more So they waited, but whag they got book pages sponge the stain 2 found in it duced 111 your vs The rooms in the several bufidings than the normal rainfall for the Uhelr tickets the usher seated them carefully with other or benzin® § or the community, which I was al- period right beside the Disemoryn, then put the leaf between two period. “How splendid lowed to inspect, are all simply fur- ~t seats rlgtt sheets of Wotting paper and Q nished, very clean and practically Following this demonstration he beside you!" cried Mi. ‘arr, “mis rapidly pass a hot iron over it, @ “evyold of ornament. was engaged by tho placor miners of & nice ta dave an im baw the . a tne Borat" was tse final gare an the Yukon to inarcase the flow of Mra, Diggory? No, the gan. Ines Olive oil will keep black shoes “Oh, no,” cheerfully responded the Water in the streams enough to give I have seen you’ wear so ny from looking worn dnd will 460 2 retigigus leader, “because a good deal the sluice miners sufficient wator tor times? Ob, you Mmunt Deve had it Preserve the leather. Rub the of the world will have to be damned their needa The undertaking was « cent, over previous years. made over or something, it's euch a : z beautiful dress, Lt would 4) into the leather with @ soft avert this Pillar of Fire, tke ite gantic, for the territory covered « E. = MEAL Ovex NEELS ticed it before—although oe weer an q ; eae Mane eee SARE ; , i Sannel cloth, If necessary wipe 2 pinjical predecessor, burns to lead "8% Fes, ‘but he succerded in in HEN a nation's sense of humor invades its libraries, we know minds busy to supply the demand. ‘The more sedate the library the Writ fot guanty yeMink Et wonete. Cllbe with « piece of dry flannel, only the chosen people out of dark- creasing the water supply by 500 per it’ runing with the throttle wide open. ‘This has now happened more facetious Uhe bovkmarks become, Americans in Paris have caught : ‘i * bootkumurks ness and bondage in Purl, A erage for comic Bs 8 keeping ingenious the fad and are collecting them by bho ufanday to the chab the other day when you didn’t I"