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~ big! i COMIC PAGE Up ~ s ‘ hierar DECEMBER 28, 1920 y “Magazine — ONE BIG EXPENSE Jus’ MEANS ANOTHER ~ AND im Gap Y'see tf hat way'!t About Plays ‘ad Players NEW pity by Col. Jasper’ Ewing “Pagans” at the Princess Theatre gn jan. 4. YES, “THE COAT WOULD WELL, T ougut — pepe A SWELL CAR I'D SIMPLY HAVE 1O.GET A NIFTY Coat To LAND WE. CAN'T AFFORD ‘fT! ~AND I “THoucur td RATHER Mave “THE. coat! DAWGONNIT ~ ahi Brady of the Metro Film Cor- poration will be produced in the | Spring, if Mike Goidmeyer has his way Shout it It is called “Superstition” ‘Aid will be Mike's second production. ‘His first never reached Now York, but may yet be brought in. However, ‘Mike isn’t worrying about it. He got &@ God overcoat out of the second act. Goi. Brady, by tne way, is a brother wef the jate Cyrus Townsend Brady ud came frou: our none town — Teavenworth, Kan. The Colonel and urself went to the same Sunday school whenever Mrs, Vudley could @@ich her son on Sunday morning. “IN THE NIGHT WATCH.” The Messrs, Shubert announce that they will produce Immediately “In the Wight Watch,” a spectacular drama by Michyel Morton, whica nus ucheved @eress in London and Paris. The BMy leads iteelf to exuavagant scenic Treatment. Although written during ‘the war, it is not a war play. “FROLIC” ON TOUR. F. Ziegfeld jr. is again announc- Sime he will send a “MidnighteFrolic” om tour, A new company will be formed, he states, to duplicate the production now on the roof of the _ Now Amsterdam Theatre. CHEAPER TICKETS SURE. Prices for theatre tickets are due to slump. Word from Chicago says $2.60 top price ie back out there, and from Kansas City comes the news ‘that $2 is to be the high figure. New York wil be next. It is an absolute oertainty that, with everything clse eoming. down, theatre tickets cannot femain at war prices, “There wil be a readjustment all Throughout the theatrical business.” said Al Jones. of “The Greenwich Vil- Jage Pollies” yesterday. “Tickets will come down, but actors’ salaries must EENSTREET WORRIED, ‘ joy Greenstreet wants to know "Mf @ baby can be rechristened. His mew baby was baptized “sidney” re- HOW IT HAPPENED. ‘Wesley Barry, the small boy whom l Neilan is starring in films, asked recently how he came by freckles. : “I was out in the rain one day,” he Teplied, “and got my face wet. Then the sun came out and I rusted.” __UNCLE EDGAR MARRIES. Burn stood up with them Christmas ve and then took them to the Way- burn estate at Bay Side and fed them, Aunt Eleanor is a very pretty girl. ; GOSSIP. “Transplanting Jean” opened last night in Stamford. Pi! Baker is to tickle the accordion phonograph company. Morris Rose pro- at the Globe, At- night. Bichtin Gayer has been engaged for » the butler role in “Rollo’s Wild at," Judy, Caesar” has been substi- “Othello,” which Fritz was to play at the Lexington to-night. Jobyna Howland has sent us « pic- of herself with a cigarette wens! Have ladies taken up amoking? Wilner and Romberg will present Nutt’s Dope. Readers of this cotumn will be given the opportunity of having President Harding's inaugura- tion reported by that inimitable humorist, Jefferson Shrewsbury | Nutt, Mr. Nutt writes us from Bogosh, Ohio, as follows: “Dear Dud—I and the wife “pave made arrangements to go to -Vashington on Jan, 4 and see | Harding and Coz inaugurated, | I will write the story from the humorous aigle, Address us ot the Elite Servtself Cafe, as we'll be in-there a good deat gossip. * ping with the Senators that drop vein. A fake wild man at a side- | show here got sore last week be- | @ause a rube hit him in the eye {) with @ chetg of tobacco. ie | grabbed a club ond broke out of | Als pen. A dozen farmers, think- {ing him @ reat wild man, chased | him sin miles with pitchforks. ‘hen they caught him he had to ANSWERS TO INGUIPIES. F. F. R—*With whom did Lous Mann play in ‘Friendly Enemies,’ Sam or Barney Bernard?” Sem Barney was in a “Potash” apr. james Johnson asks decide a et will you ploase whether ‘there was ever an ordinance in Pali- sade, N. J.; requiring people to shave oft their chin whiskers so that they might all look like New Yorkers?" The idea is foolish. Palisade i» Tull of chin whiskers. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ® With the women wearing ‘em up *0 their knees there's no fascinktion these days in seeing @ bunch of chorus girls rehearse, FOOLISHMENT. The snowflakes came from heaven with A rush. Then came the rdin that changed them to Oh, slush? FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “Pretty soft!” “What?” “Custard ple.” fetter ae HAVE You (gee. EXCHANGED |W tx > YOouR XMAS =< HEADACHE FOR A NEW YEAR RESOLUTION ? Annie ILING PRUNES XPLODE ON KITCHEN STove. Sve, IN NEWARK HOME. PRUNE JUICE HAS MADE MANY y EXPLODE ANTI-CRUELTY AGENT HAS Mat? HEAD DOWN — * TURKEY HAS BEEN UPSIDE DOWN FoR SOME Time we | MINISTER CALLS SveNOCR] UPON HYLAN TO THEM PUT BIG MAN AT HEAD OF POLICE~ i ENRIGHT 1S. BIG ENouGH BuT— SOME RUN To IZE ANP SOME To BRAINS EDITOR oF FARMERS PAPER 47 - i APPOINTMENT, } To HARDINes \N Guna NoT Col. HARVEY Y = * DUMB WAITER THIEF (S ARRESTED — WE'LL BE TAXED af WITH TURKEY HASH Seeds ALL THIS WEEK : Nal) ShoRING MAN KEEPS NURSES AWAKE —— 26 MAYBE CASE OF Zieh THE WRONG BOTTLE CINCINNATI COURTS /,MY CONVICTING ON (ues Be APPEARANCES — MusT HAVE MOTHER-IN-LAW MOVE THERE WOMEN OF MARBLEHEAD MASS RISE IN PROTEST OVER GAMBLING — THE MARBLEHEAD CORSET MAKERS MAY Go ON STRIKE — SURE WiLL SHOW Bap FoR™, i Now You'Re “TALKIN' SENSE! How'D You EVER GET, HAPPY ME EYE gg Mat 7 We aiere x Rec'D! Nov “Thied mae \T HAPPY DIDNT You ? Hey. mom — THE CHINAMAN is peee “TA OF BILLS Down To The corner. 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