The evening world. Newspaper, October 30, 1920, Page 14

About Play By BIDE “TI bet I never run to catch a train again,” said Dave Fer- fuson, comedian, at the Friars’ Clod Inet night. “Whyt" somebody asked: “T ram for one the other dny Mm! Mamford,” Dave went on, “and that _wwen plenty. Hereafter TN take my ‘ame. “What happens? | “A foop friend played » pmetical| joke on me.. I had my «rip in my) hand, and, as I ran, what should ho 4o but get funny and yell “Stop thief!" ‘Two or three men, half a doren boys 2° asd'@ couple of old women took out ‘@ alter me. Some of them were yelling; 3 1" and others ‘Catch him!’ Just % JT could fump on the train ® POD caught me. I told hhin it was a) “jpmpation! joke but be wouldn't listen | to me. Ho wns just going to take me «pt? the polloe station when my friend ‘up und explained the whole) # Bing, 1 never saw mich n Aieappoint-| sett crowd in all my life, One mau pqsOtUAlly said he saw me steal the; ge.Stt. dot ho beat !t when the cop fq Maily retenwed me. “No air!" concluded Dave, ‘No more running for trains for me. And, -meldentally, Tm through with prac- ton) jokes, too.” MISS SEARS ACTS. - Pelda Gears, who recently declared she bad permanently retired from the Wage to do playwriting, was wrong. ‘anne Sutherland, appearing in “Cor- nored,” of which Mids Sears In co- author, was unable to play her role the other night and Miss Sears actod Mt for her, The playwright tried to Minguise herself with a red wig but the audience recognized Zelda Sears. ® SELWYNS LOWER PRICES. ‘The Selwyns have reduced the price, for the best noats at the Timen Square) Theatre, where Florence Reed is piay-| (ug in “The Mirage,” from $2 to $2.60, except on Saturday nights when it will be 4. These prices will prevail) Dereafter at al! Selwyn theatres whero | dramatic attractions are on view, In the case of musical shows the top| ‘price will ve, $3, It ts not bad bus- Iness that han caunod the Selwyne to | take thie giop. They morely believe 1? ts the trend of im oussion. . FILM STARS DINE. Loew bad a film star party at the Claridge lost night. Among master, has been anked to direct a s and Players | Nutt’s Dope. oe DUDLEY Jefferson Bhrewsbury ‘Nutt, manager of our race for the Presidency, arrived in New York from Hoptown, 0., yesterday, a0 companted by fis wife, Jeasion Plympton Nutt, to arrange a grand torehlight parade for next Wednesday night, after the re | furna Rave shown us elected. Mr. | Nutt has asked us to offer these | muggestions to our followers: All mombera of the Limerick Outja Party, before voting for Dudley, will repair to the store of Edenerer Nutt, in Harlem, and purchase torches for the parade, Ebenezer Nutt i an uncle of Jeferton Shrewsbury Nutt and will act! the torches as cheaply as porsidte. After woting, the party mem | dere will gather around the potte and sing, “Bend Dudley to the Chair," tha women leading and the men furnishing the tenor and bass atroins. Each of the Dudley supporters, on learning that a person hae voted for Cow or Harding, will point a finger him or her and aay: “You fan The parade on Wednesday night wit! start from the staugh- ter-house on East 48th Street and proceed west to Rroadway, then north on Broctway to Co lumbus Circle, where all the vot- ere will join hands, circle around the atatué of Columbus and play drop - the - handkerchief, Jessica Phympton Nutt wilt tead in the games, Later the marchers will Proceed to the Elite Cafe on Ninth Avenue for refreshments, A theatre party at a Tenth Ave- nua @Peture house will conctude the celebration. Dudley will leave for Wash ington Thursday morning in a special car attached ta Freight No. 266 om the Pennsylvania, SAY.— Listen Here! ‘ve STOOD ALL “Hts ('M GOIN’ “To! — \ WHY NOT GIVE THI COOK'S A CHANCE LIFE ONE CONTINUOUS ROUND OF MISERY EVER SINCE ft STARTED BUYIN’ CARS —-'— You've BAWLED ME OUT FOR “TH' LasT Time! | wlar makes — | LYER UNCLE Ezra! WALK FUNNY - LiKe Har ? | eera forces to be musical supervisor | pew comedy, “When We Aro Young.” st the Miasourt Theatre, St. Louts, Wintfred Lenthan has been engaged to appear with Henry Hull in his rageou; book about the Standing family. Herbert Standing jr. of “The Out-| i Mra. Palmer,” ts writing a) Louis H. Chalif, the Russian pbaiiet | thone who partook of the rich food dance pageant in Ghent, Boigium, in} Aywere Lillian Walker, Texas Guinan, ‘ Luther, Mildred Reardon, Mar- | Parker, Clair Whitney, Robert | friends at her gran: ance of “Lightnin’ " March, | Frances Bacon 1s entertaining somo jaddy'n perform this afternoon, Fourteen teachers and the principal of Public School 54 are seeing Gone- » vieve Tobin, their former pupil, in “Little Old New York" to-day The Four Nelsons have added o Emmett Keane, Winifred Westover, ' hoop throwing specialty to the Toy- ‘Helen Davis, June Caprice, Alma jand ecene novelties in “Good Tunes” and Lottie Pickford. Most of at the Hippodrome, , Rubens there Will accompany Mr. Loew to Ottawa on Nov. 8 when he opens a Hew thesatro in that city. NOW HE There's a youth livi 8 IN BAD. in White! , Fiaine who isn't quite on “strong” Greonwich 4 hin steady girl as he was last prised and shou! week. Thursday night he attended « ¥ at her house. When she passed ‘candy he took a piece that looked us though it had been bitten. | Jiveted that one because he had a the candy, he weld to the girl: | “You vit this one, didn't you, | * Loutne?” a it Gossip. Patt! Harrold of “Irene” dosan’t an- [} . pire to sing in grand opern. » Gertrude Carlyle bas been engaged 7 lead Donaldson for “Bun Val- * Cesar Giri, a French artist, baa made « series of sketohes for ahe ~Aiextela "9 0'Cloak Revue,” Now that Edith Taliaferro ts #ing-| vad It's the Imad health she realy ing in "Kissing Time" her ister, | * Mabel, wants to try musical comedy > "Mme, Beatrice Rasini has Invited | 4} Beymond Hitobeock to appear ip her | { quale hall in Paris. -Wmanuel Baer yo Pee lott | | Do You Know? | 1. What ts a gear called used bo- tween two other gears to fill up apace Aor Teverss the direction of rotation? 3. Where did Jess Willard defeat electric it 5 is produced when cal- olum carbide and water are mixed? | 5, What Buropean city te the seat ‘of the League of ? 6 What prominent New York | Banker died recently? » > 1. In what century did King Arthur England? #, What famous Homeric warrior | owas killed by hiv own sont * 9 Who was Prime Minister in ; before Lloyd George? hat Jewish sect did not be- Neve in the resurrection? IL What name is given to the MBirtiecth wedding anniversary? 13. What was Washington's profes. wion in early life? ANGWERS TO QUESTIONS. Idler; % Havana; % Chicago, and St. Pan! 4 aan: Geneva; 6, Schiff; 7, Sixth; man pushed a nickel through the office window and ax the right alde for the wtown mutway, | ard recently. He says all the big bugs | . ~ "Maybe I did.” she replied. “How | !8 tie country p ; id ie?" * Blection night will be given over to merry-making at the Terrace Ganien Dance Palacy, Returns will be read and therm wil Rolae for the dancers be plenty of fun and Herman dif he was on A THOUGHT FOR TO-Day, Fxlitor Hobby of the Wellaville Op- | fo spent a night at the Hotel Spiok- onize that hoatelry, | FOOLISHMENT. There was a young woman named Polly, Who apent quite a sum for a collie, The dog wouldn't dite her, Nor chase her nor fight her Oh, he was a dandy, by golly? FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “Does your wife enjoy good health?" > - | Made Noise Like # Man to Soare Away Burglar, Pees SIDE man, starting to | work the other morning, hap- pened to think of something | he had forgotten and returned to the house to get it While walking about the kitchen the man heard a great racket up- stairs, Considerably alarmed, he called a think It was? “I heard some one walking about down there, and I thought it was a urgiar.” “Tut the nolse*— “T was would think there wax a man tn the| house.” 1 HE th » but ferent way. A gentleman who | had returned from India rem: "The worst thing about the place ta] the nuisance of numerous servants Why, when I was at Hogglywallah 1 had four servants to look after my pipe alone.” | “Four servants to attend vo your te, “Yoa, The first one brought it to me; the second filled it; the third Me i" | “And the fourth? | *Oh, he smoked !t I never could abide tobacco in any form, you know." Boston, Stet at wee Se aking a lot of noise ao he| [& HIGH COST oF HodICH ar LL. BRING A’ QUART RUSTY AND BUB COMIC PAGE * SATURDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1920 ] s A THE, COOKS’ UNION SLIP IN A CANDI You CoPS HAVE MADE MY FP Now PLease LISTEN A MINUTE — a His corns Yoo, Boor E (tiara MEAN The “Hun gry Politicians T BELIE ry asf WE Favor " 7 f A LEAGUE OF NATIONS iiarer THAN MeN ' i THE PourticiaNs EAGUE OF VACATIONS FoR Twe WORKING PEOPLE WHEN HIS WIFE 1S IDATE ON THE “MEAL Ticket WHO PROMISES To FILL YOUR STOMACHS INSTEAD OF EMPTYING YouR POCKETS Ken Kline-. | Turn Over Jou, and Slam Another ! 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