The evening world. Newspaper, October 18, 1920, Page 22

“cetuarl KATINKA Magazine Eulning About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY A“OUITA ONLY SPEAKS WHEN [T's ASKED Literary Indigestion ‘The BY Tue Wise Caacks from CooKs UNION Bvereo Divas — “THEY OUGHT To ELECT FORD ON THE SITNEY TICKET = THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A SHAKING UP. a nf | ether Gay we ® < fh By, woepte’ : te gettin’ IVE YEARS AGO EGGS were y Tower" time ie fhaaheanons cae SELLING AT 304 A DOZEN = | Seam thal every mora, We ought to give thanks NOW THEY'RE CHARGING US i = ‘ow oar. Ting, arg pevvering| on that day—every one, for 90+ doz FoR THE SAME EGGS i ven ‘susan diessin's Rave poured on ua all B S70 CHT HAVES Word THe Bashtal dl Pah ae yo Besrordebensd WORLD'S SERIES IF THEYD HAD Rowe fatto: tak . te awarding the thankful becaues I Rave hod « PONZI To_COUNT UP THEIR ‘To gite of their locality, fine mind. And aleo decuuse INVESTIGATION OF LIQUOR TR Put I really think then Tve been honest and square thus SHOWS THERE ARE MORE WHISKEY! They dont now winning the love of my friends SELLERS THAN WINE CELLERS adowt, everywhere.” O16 Grondpa Mo And deauty they have yet to oes. Gen took a generous chew, Said 1 em neutral, but must romerh: he: “AM that 8 has just told “Boys, take a trip ua te true. We common folks har ‘can My) WIFE " “ees ‘ David Rownbers Pe te wunty greed © 106 GEG wilted: JOR, YosTeRday WETMOIE CONSULTING ue oe Ih marrreg =A Vil pws ha i ue wha te ante rent, sires Brooklyn, ibexe‘arhila? O42 Iles ‘orebes TU RARE MES Ok wie = “tH' DARN TUNG, LAID =HAH-HYNH-iane LOSES To MAKE ‘t Run ?? He was terribly mad, Baid he: OWNS IT WON'T RUN teak ~scagp ped gemaioameemada Be hogy og arg yar WAN HAM Han! Hew vt About beoutiful girls wm Me cad.” He left and Jed Peewoo fee and Yonkere? ple chortied in glee, “Hay, r You people don't know what you're| Grandpa,” he chuckled, “bier 256 5) talking adout, Bilas for me.” ) i You alt Geeerve to be called Honky- = d ‘eB conan aie National Symphony, AY . iS iuedab outa Macmillen Soloist; / ; eee ree oe reeeve Music of Week-End - ¥ Tt only costae @ wickel with the old By Sylvester Rawling. ‘ &. Bf. RANCIS MACMILLEN, Amert- @heap enough for anybody, Tl say can violinist, at Carnegie Hail Wita a frown, last night, used three fiddies to fish the eolo fart tn Goldmark’s concerto in A minor. He was play- ing with the National Symphony Or- | cheetra directed by Artur Bodanzky. Juat before the end of the final move- ment a string broke In @ flash he seized the concertmaster’s violin and, that not proving to his satisfaction, rapidly made a second exchange with the next man. A cynic remarked of -/the three instruments the last was the beat. With Mr, Bodansky’s alert co-operation the interruption was ight. The concerto maxes lange d¢- mands upon and is not particularly MARY, You ARe “So STRICT WITH BRoTHER. DONT TEL HIM HS Rae DO Hines. m 4; EG WANTS “TS Do c- THING LET Hid Do ers Now , WHAT 1s IT ME WANTS To DoP Tee cer +im do ir- Te TAKS The Hour INTS “THE +House? / wilt open in “The Dauntless Three” in Atlantis City ‘Thursday evening. Graham Luong will return to the of “The Guest of Honor” two- Greenwich Village Theatre, One hundred and twenty-five mom- bers of the Theatre Club will see “Bocaure of Helen” Friday afternoon. Jonle imtropdt will assume the role of the frivolous widow in “Jim Jam Jems” to-~ight, William Street has taken the role of Billy Byrd Bronze,” at the Frazee. ‘Theatre, Atlantic, City. for a rojo in his comedy, “Bhe Needs the Money.” An exhibition fox trot contest, apen to all, will be held at the Terrace Garden Dance Palace to-morrow night for a silver cup, ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. M. H. G.—Write William Collier, cave Samy 4. Harris, No, 226 Wost 424 ; Street h Jack W.—Hart and Mix are all right, Doa't worry about them. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Mamie Kipper of Wellavilic told Hiram Swallow the other ovening she had a new piano piece calied "Kine Waltz” and be sald he'd admire to play it en ber mouth organ. | with Schubert's lovely In “The Woman of | % * Vaughan Glaser has arranged to| Pn pul a stock company in the Woods |! Lao Kugel hae chgaged Fan Bourke | © grateful to the soloist. Mr. Macmil- Jen's exposition of his part may not be described as brillant, but his piay- ing was marked by sincerity. He waa heartily applauded. Mr. Bodanaky,began his inramme iniahed” symphony, which he seemed to drag bit to the loss of something of the composer's free spirit; but he had big momenta of inspiration and his Progress in moulding his into the finished instrument it Is bound to become wan unmistakable. Charpen- Uere suite, “Improssiona of Italy,” was the closing number. For mid-October there was unusual musica! enterprise yesterday. In the | afternoon the Century Theatre en- tered the fleld of Sunday concert giv. ing with a musicale at which Fran Alda and Percy Grainger wero 0! lets. Tho first group of songs by th Metropolitan Opera House prim. donna included olf airs in Italian, French and Pnglish, which sho sang with her accustomod grace to the admirable piano accompaniment of Merce. Later she aang mod- nd He began with Grieg and pin, playing a little bit coldly for him it ‘seemed, but exhibiting ail his fine sense of rhythym., Laurence Leonard, baritone, also took part, ac- companied by Coonraad V. Bos, Marguer amam, accompanied at the 1 by Walter Golde, gave & recital at Acolinn Hall, also in the afternoon. Like Mme, Alda she began with old airs in French, Italian and English, and her programme Included groups by modern Ruasian and Ani lean composers. All of these I mtsned hearing, save Harry Osgood’ Little Brown Bi repeat. A last “Clair de lune,’ bleu,” and Grice’s ” he ‘sang with no little grace and charm. “The whioh she had to ‘s 1 spose 1 St WaT OFF in “TAs Josef Lhevine ave a plano recital i FOOLISHMENT. i “Please have a seat,” the maiden acid, The soldier said: “You jar me! I must not sit; I'M stand, instead, I'm of the standing army. j FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “If a siove coms $20 what will a ton of coal come tot’ “wWhatt 1, How many oubio Inches in « U, &. gallon? 2% What i nearsight called? 3. How many shillings are there in ® crown? 4 What fish attains the greatest age? 4. What ts the highest volcanic peak in the world? 6. Who was the king to unile Eng- jand into a kingdom? White oure? 4 Woot wetght js one H. P. ex- pected 10 lift one foot in one secon % tow many years after the bi ef Chrint docs the Christian ¢ place in the What wan the name ¢ ye ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS, 4 . 2 3B Wa: 3.6; 4 Carp; hama, Bol! rt; 7, John Death Val- 7. What Prosident first occupied the | at Carnegie Hall also in the after- noon, his programme including Web- er’s sonata In A fat major, and com positions by Schubert, Chopin, Rach- maninoff, and Tachaikovaky. Ho dl played his usual brilliant virtuosity— and sometime dryness, He had tho plano placed at an angie in vorue in pro-Linztian 4 which fave a freer view of hia bands and leas of his profile. Besides the National Symphony Or. s concert at Carnegic Hail last entertainments included a joint concert at the Hippodrome by Bchumann-Heink and Yaaye, which drew a cfowded The famous contralto's singin Much of its jold charm, but she was very careful ot her voice. The “Erl King,” which she'sang in German, lacked its old Yaaye, the veteran Belgian vio also Wan a bit res | played masterfully, Arm sald constant dripping wears away « stone; and ite right."—London Tit- Bite, Just Like « “Movie” Scene A large crowd had halted and all were looking up at a fourth-story| window. The lower sash was open and a child leaned far out over the sil], trying to catch # sparrow Exclamations of horror broke out nfant reached further and fur- the sil zth a woman spect * At the Lexington Theatre last night Toscha Soldel gave a violin recital Censtant Dripping. 1H Stone family were In dire distress, anid times were even harder than the family patro. nymic, and little Johnnie was getting tired of tt. Principally he suffered from @ surfeit of bread and dripping Ony day he "| don't “Y war an the ator orted a bi ings abl thy f , What rubbieh has the boy ZAT RIGHT “uA ® TI HEAR You'Re LIVIN’ IN "TH" COUNTRY Now { ‘There was a shriek, which was sud. booked, ea the child wumed bere tow got hold ot?” & Up's rubdied;, Se thw feta De domsy v4 JLON'T “TAKE MY sHorP —BuUT MY BAR'S SUCH A SIGHT Ke A short In his headlong drop and pune | aqualling two feet below the window, | ¢¢ with a stout corm tied round his walst His howls Drought a woman to the | window. She pulled him up into his| room again and then shouted to the | ment ganping crowd below: “Think 1 don't know my business, eh? Well, 1 just do; and you can move on, please!”—+Argonaut nes ate ces. ' Suprise for Teacher. 8 HE teacher was discouraged over | | a dunce of At tas Who poy in the claws » neo what would do, she sald Lere's The boy, coming back with o 4 Jisappointed look, sald to the te “The doctor wouldn't give me an) drains. il I go back and any they TieBis, | ti GOSHAMIGHTY — How I ENVY You! I Sfode You HAVE FRESH EGGS AN’ MILK EVERY DAY Hur ? wallowing on the: floor of the room| and apparantly swollen almost to the potnt of exploding. We DID'NT “THis Mornin’ t NOR DOES. Your. Sury ft eno T HATE > MOUR SHOES The Only Fit Was the One the Lady His Privilege, |prtying none of the rest of our'n. tual ost | And he can quit when he's saved up: AE increta ta: rien (enough, So what's the-yaw.wew-wn [Rimi “Ah, doctor, I am giad to seo wonderful inbor saving utenell |" or —Kansas Olty stan you back and to know that the rooster that began the suave pes: has returned a t "and Clemen- At the door, Just then he sae eau laughed at the memory of hia| caught ee of Rowdy, the baby, Rooster Returned « Tiger, smugwiing-—Kaneas City Star, i ] N_@ little village of La Vandeo, —— I Lofty Asparagus, come, HEY were very young an4 very water, France, there lived @ young doo- “Good heavens! tor who frequently drove into the 147 | nomrest city, At the gates of this otty happy, and very foolish and) oid head in the barher ah t the matter with that ohild?| 114 the customary customs officer vary newly wed. And they had| "There's an aptimist for yom" the oat te, |Who imposed tho lawful duty upon |® warden, Darber, who was bald hiines:? Ark,| Qi} o@ibles entering the Frenoh town, | "Angelina, darting,” eaid the youth-| chuckled: | ‘That therw bald heat « 0lL|This doctor, wishing to take some|fal husband, “as J was pansing) 90 mS cee eee ifolke try wit ind wishing to be| through the garden I saw some|( " r a to eat an ni ut to ready far cooking. Perhaps rma inquired. v ve tn ‘ ie day e to yo an miher the firw! J bacbe: ‘ ‘A ‘ 1 on | fruit of the season welt? void t eat At the aun the| Hho would love to, but she waan’t| res ite | F Have you nothing to|expert {n horticultura, and didn't) dome, at : de ae want to let ou, If she went alone Wah wi emt 4 Oh jt may prove sort-/| but two ohickens and ajshe might Hut, in » commit some egregious | tised sit a yr ng ate he room ar," he rapliod, he guctome blunder A palagt A reckon po! ‘. own loffloer jaughingly you. dee holding, Hebei de: = of the aet wee mane . a eee Sanne einfene customs passed through the gate, and | go out together &n old retired customs officer said to I will hold the ladder.” ALES DIRWCTOK HARK, of the War Department, sald: troubles are over, now that peace has You sbefl ptugk end An Extreme Optimist, “The man who thinks al onus fe an optimist of the first He reminds me, in tot, of the etiiantine t 44 well gos ‘om now, ee ‘om $8 & tow dase >