The evening world. Newspaper, April 13, 1920, Page 20

“The Bonehead” » Hopelessly Dull By CHARLES DARNTON _ ‘VILLAGE, considered as the home of free love, is such a itself that no one with a sense of humor would even dream of satire on lifé there. into “The Bonehead,” for this so-called comedy lived up to Certainly, Frederic Arnold Kummer has vengeance last night at the Fulton Theatre. isn’t enough general interest in the professional vil- about them worth while. They offer nothing more sideshow. Mr. Kummer bas placed on exhibition all merely adding a coment manufacturer—Mr. Bone- Digwest freak of the lot is order to win his village poet when this violet-rayed bard has helped himself to $20,000 in bonds belonging to mixture of burlesque and melodrama. isa Sister Bomahens, found himself in the difficult post- ‘with heavy sentimentalities. To make ‘worse, be was obliged to prance around in a bear rug as a 1920 cave- female to the Maine woods. Claude , acted the poet with an amusing lisp, but his father, Sir Herbert Tree. Myrtle ly suburban as Mrs. Bonehead, and desperately to make the play amusing. | “The Bonehead” remained hopelessly dull. By BIDE DUDLEY ‘THE EVENING WORLD OUISA EDITOR ASKS | sea When witli we have beer and light wines back again? 3 teland—I asked my |}iam Fox's Audubon Theatre. the question and it said: “It * make apy difference which | Here," ‘aide wins—the price of commutation Uokets wil go up.” » Elsa, Wegetable dealer and trying to buy|had to pay $90 to get to Philadelphia fome new potatoes, I should say that! by auto from New York yesterday, Qhe ultimate winner in the railroad Be and 10¢ at Your Grocers. VAN ZILE CO., “aha Harlem—After visiting the Attention, Limerickers! Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt, man- ‘ger of. oar campaign for the Presi- dency 0, the Limerick ticket, received @ wire this morning from Luke Mc- fis” ake nat Rts .. ca can rey Hoggard as behidd 6 wrote tht inapirt a “Farewell to Cartas.” ee pi A to-day's ea needs 4 stung complete it. Work it out, if you cun, and send us your answer with $200 and an order of fried muxtrouns and you win, The rhyme: There was a young lady named Mink, Who threw apple pvela tn the sink, Ghe shouldn't have yught ter, t ahut of the water, nd put the whole thiny on the —~ a nickel, Do you, know, Abe, that was the ft money I ever earned.” HERE AND THERE. A. Kelton, Wyo. hotel advertises “Mary Hendricks, cotored\” says ‘the Leesville, Mo. Light, “went to St. Louls Wednendag the people of the town go there for ‘their Myht lunches. Gossip. Channing Polo‘k's new play, written for Ae He Wooda, will be . Harris and Adeline ave a new feature film , “What Children Will Do.” William A, Brady cables from Lon- don that “The Man Who Came Back” is a great success there. , Beverly Bruce, film star, ‘who has ‘been Mil, has recovered and ds acting before the, camera again. Vera Myers is new dancing with Alien Kearns in ‘What's In a Name.” ‘The work of Miss Myers is @ feature of the show. ‘Thomas Egan is scheduled to sing this afternoon to 1,600 students of the Catholic Protectory in their own auditorium. John Charles Thomas and Wilda Bennett introduced a new Krelsler duet in the second act of “Apple Blossoms" last night. Roy A. Giles, formerly of Denver, is now press representative for Wil- Georgia Empey, of “Look Who's is a sister of Cleo Mayfield. | They're from Kansas, the home of the popular Presidential candidate, Because of the strike, E. H, Sothern ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. S. W, Jacobs—Ed, Wynn is Jewish D. F. L-Agnes Booth (Mrs. Schooffel) played in “The Sporting Duchess” followed by Rose Coghlan A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Of the eighteen poems received in | our mail last night only seven were headed “Play Ball!” FOOLISH MENT. There was a young girl named Hortense, Whose beau was just simply im- mense. One night about &, They leaned on the gate, And broke down twelve feet of the fenee, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “The bank refused to hire that dwarf as 4 clerk, i oa “Tt was feared he t be short én bls accounts,” Sieh Ge % I spose Hat's & Good FinuiNne THE DENTIST Pur IN MY oT 2 essa! SPRING” HERE - WHEN “TH WIFF SN START “House -CLEANIN — 0 X Guess Tit Look OVER TH’ OLE GOLF Sticks! Mi, ere 1M GOIN’ HUNTIN' WYNAKE ‘TH > OU TH TAY HERE EA OME BACK 5! Gian YOU TGET BIT TWEE! JOE'S CAR org Panag Boe Wa Aw, BE A Good LiL Wife! COME ON OUT AN" LOOK ~TH'NEW CAR OVER. ('VE GOT IT ALL CLEANED UP NICE? WELL IT LOOKED HIDEOUS ENOUGH YESTERDAY | THat's: WHAT I SAID! L Gor THIS BLACK €ve Sust THROUGH You ! Gone ! vamosep! AN' MY PET Q CLUB “Yoo ¢ rege GEE, Y AIN'T AFAD O,” [_THUNAKE TH APRIL WORM —~ {IT Loons PRETTY Good ~: BuT DIDN'T THEY Give YOU ANY BUMPERS with IT? HM-™-M, No~ No BUMPERS ! ¢ How DARE You Tee) (BYTE Piper's, MY WIFE WHAT THE aera Tcame wore THis ( MORNING, AFTER 1 \ToLD you Not To! quess VU GET NOvVER won — Ad NO EXTRA TIRE? NO -"THEY DIDN'T GIMME. ANY EXTRA TIRE , DEAR SHE ASKED NE WHAT Time YOU CAME) IN AMD I ONLY TOLD HER T WAS Too Busy GETTIN’ THE BREAKFAST | READY ‘To Look AT THE | > Silver One! | SEE 1 THe ou) 1 KUNG witt Wor CHER RUNNIN’ FOR BUB 2 THAT Wwo WORMS SLIP-COVERS , No FoOoT MAT - GOOD GRACIOUS , DIDN'T You GET ANY ExTRas with iT? “MAG&IED BEATING THE RUGS ¢ WITH iT HET MOM | THERE TH A THNAKE OUT HERE WHAT ETH A HUNDRED FEET LONG GIMME ONE THOUSAND EXTRA SETS OF AIR-- \ FoR “TH’ “TiRes '!! 4