The evening world. Newspaper, January 6, 1920, Page 21

Other Great Leaders, Near 7 0, The Girls Have a Much Better Chance for a Blow- out on a Turnpike This Year Than at a Swell ‘> Upset Theories of Scientist Hotel; It’s Still Constitutional to Put Aleohol < pod — — | m4 ore it : in Your Radiator; a Car That Keeps to the : By Marguerite Mooers Marshall Po Or Little Income! dhiad an By Maurice Ketten Maurice Ketten Road Is the Car You Want for the Season; the Coprright, 1920, by The Frees Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) } HE IS Tao FRAIL To Go OUT ALONE, HOPE NOBODY ‘LL Roadhouses Are All Closed; the Tax on Taxi HAT is probably the final echo of the svu-called “Oslerian theory” W Passed with the death of Sir William Osler, whose own lite) | (AM WORRIED STEAL HIM Tires Won’t Puncture ’Em, ! 0 completely refuted his widely quoted speech at Johns Hop-| || SENT IN é A H kins University, in which he was understood to assert | | QUT To fants | By Neal R. O'Hara | Publishing Co. (The New York Rvening World) hat man's greatest work is done before he is forty || FEW THINGS er cat erie ees and that society would benefit if he were chloroformed AND HE HASN' T | A UTO exhibition is one show that plays to standing room only. Alea 4. HE IS SMALL BuT HE (IS VERY DEAR TUESDAY, JANUARY STL ey a Z +A eae pe : "FUEBDAY, 12NCKET wir’ Osler, 70, at Zenith of Power; | | : G7 ) THE AUTO SHOW on reaching his sixt'eth birthday. a show where headlights are more important than footlights. ‘The, show has plenty of chorua girls this year, but all they do és go shopping for limousines. Chorus janes that used to be interested in stuff” that was bottled-in-bond, Louisville, have now turned their interest to goods that are freight-on-board, Detroit. The girls have a much better chance for a blowout on a turnpike this year than at a swell hotel. But there's no doubt about it—Prohibition has changed the auto biz, same as it's changed everything else, The agents are interested in only one kind of cylinder this year. It’s true that the crank of a flivver still has a kick to it, and the tires still have @ staggered tread, But it’s also true that a salesman’s talking ~~ points can't run se smooth on account of)" * decimal points. However, it's still constitu!” , tional to put alcobol in your radiator, Every car's equipped with a brass rail for a bumper. ©» And a guy bas only to put bis foot on the raiks> and he’s got alcohol right in front of him—ia! ® the radiator, * ~ Yhe reat dope as at the auto show is this: Auto-intoxication has gone out of style. pi A car that keeps to the road is the car you want for this season, (¥! The roadhouses are all closed, - The tax on tires won't eture ‘em, Our Teddy is gone, but as long as our Hennery’s alive there'll al- ways be rough riders, A good-looking car is soon equipped with a siren. It can pick up fast on Broadway, But the car that gets the eye is a pippin. It was built just like a & CONE BACK , Sir William dented this interpretation of his re- HE 1S Too but for yea SMALL To ) BE NoTiceD } wane ma they fave been a centre of controversy and the verb “to Oslerize” became almost | as familiar as “to Hooverize” is to- INCOME US pind However, the | d stinguished physician's career, just ended at seventy, in ftself an excellent argument against the lethal- chamber-at-sixty propaganda. While his reputation in this country was won during his early maturity, the period of his greatest influence is admitted to have been the last decade of bis life in which | he held the post of Re ius Professor of Medicine at Oxford, England, Dur- ‘ng the last five years he devoted | es Himself, with the vigor of youth and | the wisdom of ag sof the summer and autumn of Was sixty-eight jact October, of war t » fighiing navies were not ruled shell shock, trench diseases and! by young men, Our own Admiral | Wounds—and his work in all these| Sims, chief of American naval opera flelds was of gteat importance. |tlons in the war zone, was sixty-one | . But if Sir William Osler's fruitful | last October. Admiral Sir EXPENSE career is the latest to dis fallacy that man’s best work is surely that same fa has been exposed tu the laughte mankind by the achievement the birthdays—of practically every} Tie men w world leader of significance since beginning of the w How many t ) were leaders as | commanding persona $ duriug the) well as the men at the front, were} last five years can you think of who | not are not past—somet.ine way past—their fort have not been ab! Take tho “Big Three” at the Peuce Conference, each the supreme | of the Hour in his own country dur- | ing the war. President Wilson was 1 sixty-three years old Dec, 28. The) Who held nin great little Welshman, Premier David | t © Lloyd George, is fifty-six. And Prem- | {o"mer ier Clemenceau, the Tig old-young man,” s aty-e years old—just imagine consigning Py him to the chloroform spong | teen years ago! According to last ace When Gre counts he is 5 aly to next President, after doi anybody cut of uniform to win the IT HOPE David GO FIND Beatty, cominanding the Grand Fleet nee 1918, is one of the younge: ed eomr ) LS ei EXPENSE | EXPENSE KNOWS WHERE ie HE IS \ WILL FIND ery | he is fitty-two. Admiral Sir John ie ( Jeiticoe, is sixty the most im- Laer \ during the | \ MAY BE HE \ i] WAS RUN Over / BY A AtiLik WAGON ] forty. The person cred- | with Keeping American labor , > © war, the A will be seventy a lol birthday? to find one | | chorus girl—only a little waste—beautiful lamps—a low back—a clutch that's always working—unlimited tank capacity—a perfect body—pleasing! | Iines—lots of speed—plenty of front seats—asbestos curtains—and as fast. |on the road as on Broadway. F ; All the cars and most of the customers are roped In. A guy that goes ta" 7 buy a new bus should -equip himself with a windshield, Horsepower hag x last Ootober Tag CAGGER| (Ga? =F ; Increased this yoar and so has the agents’ lung-power. If you could ont nazingly youthful L \ Now WHY ) Don + WorRY |! EN ‘ ) \ Sone | get a car that rides as smooth as its agent talks, you'd be set nice and Geddes hud turned — forty ae | DOESN'T EXPENSE Witt e a Work } [| pretty. But an agent can talk a mile a minute and never develop tire, Britain, in 1918, made) | f EXPENSE ~ i SHOW UP. IND Io Ger f trouble, The sales guys all figure a man should pay down, before he goe’ oe Director General of 7 INCOME 7 HIM OuT! |} out. COME RACK ? WE CAN'T (ae ana Cue An innocent bystander’s got less chance of getting away whole from 2% Lose HIM | ! \HEIS Cavernr / qj an agent than he has of crossing Fifth Avenue at 5 P. M. with the signal oS Sep ! IN A CASH ‘ rot against him. A car may lack class aa you look at {t, but listen to thean” ( REGISTER \ |saleyman spout and you've gotta admit it’s some talking machine, ;Snake may rattle before it stings somebody, | but an auto never acts that way. jushingly christened the Administration, | portant war jobs all time—William G. McAdoo, cretary of the y ind Director General of the Rail- the “x rouds, was. fifty. the quit eigh- ance’s ore than tys and Insy tation. ‘The Chairman States Shipping Board +A | | The demonstration ride 1s also a dangerous | thing, The customer may figure he's going | out for a ride, but you can bet the agent's go- ing out for a sale! Last of all, you've gotta the guy that promises spring delivery. Tl spring delivery. And that's all he delivered— the spring. Rest of the car showed up the mid war for her. There is a Hon im approv President of the Emergency ng “young men ttle, old men Corporation, Edward N. Hur- for counsel.” But the purely military is fifty-five, Herbert C. Hoover, leaders of the ar in the Grea 1 Administrator for the United War could not, by any stretch of the es wfterward Director Gen- imagination, be called “young.” Our Inte ied Relief in »wn Gen. Jolin Joseph Pershing, com- rope, always has been considered +\ mander of the American Expedition- | @ young man in high office, yet even | \ i ‘ ‘ ary Forces, was fifty-nine years old | be ts forty-five | 4 I +H } Ww i bd last September. They did NOT do their ‘eatest \ . { cians a . Field Marshall Sir Douglas Ho work before forty, nnd, with th: . ' ‘ about a year younger. Yet he went/ords of some of than. after sixty | |— - very. to France with the First British | fresh in mind, not even a Joking sci- | f Army, led the brilliant retreat from tse st the a n to sugges, that | 4 | Mons, went throw ° orate son thy for appiying the [Kaiti * ead that while the makers have raised up the price, mampelgn et, ie nee — censessnummss - tears! V's the customers that furnish the jack. contemptibles,” the , th However, we must admit the auto show's aoe wee cameanariathie 0 Le arr. ami y nied Be a o You Take 0 Ti ime to Eine) Tver before. Aad as for tbe osee the British Armies. dever's welcume, Heretofore No one of the great French coni- By Roy L. McCarde!! b 2 « p™ manders is a young man, Marsha vorials, 1924 hy The Pras Pwitising Co. (The New York eruws W what an agent promised us last year: d dle of August. A wise guy will also notice we can say of the cars {s—more By Sophie Irene Loeb raeeridan: eyed’, 1920, by The Proves Publishing (Tho Now ‘York Kvening World. ’etain, Commande ‘ SR ha tora A Visitor Consults the Spirits for the New TALKS ON HEALTH AND BEAUTY By Pauline Furlong 192), by The Pree Publishing Co. (The New York Bvening World.) Life Is Goud and.Worth Living. If You | Can't Be as Happy as you Like, | Be as Happy as You Can. the same age as President Wilson sixty-three, The Man of the Marne, rehal Joffre, will be sixty-eight , ay 4, 1920, And Marsha! Foch ‘Een home lat eneralissimo of the Allied 8, the mr rT sat at foremost strategist the war, who directed 10,000 ,( Wes daring the Year at the Jarrs’ | puysician moe | ere went for dinner.) “What did you say, Dink?" asked deserted| Mr. Jarr, after a paus to convince b URING the holidays a man died.) thing except his commercial activi- | AU hin iif Eyebrows and Lashes he had worked hard | tles. ised a fortune. Whenever any one would invite mal T his constitution “TL was only saying that the Ar-| "t you hear what Mr. Dinkston ond_ainas come cold potatogs| tistic Tomperament, the Literary | saya?" oried Mim dart, “Look in the | of a mutilated pie| Temperament, scorned the smug sym-| medicine able, tryin, jSelf that cold t cyebrows end lashes should | white, while the other remained ite! be kept clean and glossy, Just | natured dark, brown color, I do not the sume us the halr, and this |know what has caused this condition” may be accom-|to arise, but imagine it is similar to plished with @/the one wherein a pure white streak small camel's hait/of hair appears in youth, usually | brush, which will lafter sickness or trouble of som@” remove purticles|kind. No matter what the cause of: of dandruff and this annoying disfigurement, I would dust which ac- | 0 suggest the use of any hair dyer or stain to overcome it. Massage | 0 men in five big victorious Allied | One of biy closest] out to enjoy himaelf he always had| friends mada this] some special business appointment remark: If some one suggested a trip to hin! "What 4 sad] he would always answer: “I cannot thing 8 that] take it now, I'm too busy. But just bis man knew how] 4s soon as J get things in to do everything| where L can leave them I have a! with his money pt to live friend went And now he has ¢t 1 the remnan were an ample and satis: joset. 1 think there's a bols of success,” said Mr. Dinkston. | little lett.” ing meal) “put home, ah, where love dw with bread’ and cheese and } Mamma says you can come in the! # ot beside a crystal fount | be coughed delicately, front room if you want to; there's! me that my physician ad company, papa!’ said litte Kuma! keop my throat constan looking into the dining room, | yet. in @ water-wagonless { thank her v Tarr gloomily Mr. Jarr rose at this oommand, while Mr, Pinkston looked dismayed: "he sald, OT oy any inan “No medicines, believe in meatal heal ng A itualism-—P only need moist. And/| to knep the atwhile In the said Mre, Jarry arted inhibitions!" "Aad t vear it w th 1 Kuess what Mr. Dinise this year A pe 1018! ws what [ mean," Ja h 1 f trips planned that f want} Worun and ask her 4 other proud priv- going ing the rent? iy Copyright, 1920. bv The New Yous Lyeving cumulate in them.) with « littie olive oil or vaseling mayi World, ! can have uny A little pure j he Ip, if persisted ja, and in the meame + 1 how) journey of ail r year the] bad no interest tn iim whatever will t ‘ The Kl ; , white vaseline on|time the judicious use of the eyes!” LW atch . ae Jarr could hear voices and won-| attend his nn Biaiaad Toonnaed bx Mt s business | step tito this dead man's showy and riers the brush — will | Brow pene would make the white | ng Dutchinan who the Gor ania erate : t every-| enjoy the frulis of tls labo xt? ake fe tho | Mairs less conspicuous. } 2. What is the natue of the range of : Me sespa It musy) paychic How inany men there ian i timulate thel “Daily use of borucic acid in an eyd!” + mounts ns which es France Lidehe-thaade Sa ~ i f thin, seraggly lashes and he eyes of redne n the ant his ene who died, And my world lik t i 1 would never advise the {« them and overcome. and Spain : : bide > i ow many, many more th are, Mea A lida, Tired eyes should. % Whit city Wt ir Au , i D U t h D t C By Charlotte | and women too, o t anoans,| & an bandaged with hot witch hi One va wauseta ! What to 0 ntil the oc or Comes ¢ Wes, M.D. |\au “un nem, | Bor oe rested tor’ @. halt, hour asia What Bntois jidwiiad Che Ore in her ’ Inothing out of lite except work, | wae of the eyebrow pencil ta tervals during the day, when comrt}) | } Sian inasin r da by The Vrees Publishing ¢ w York Hveuing World.) | chal "| decently £ had & jetter from ai venient. Equal parts of rose water i je Btal a ork, 0 f , A ved into the front ry 7 iP wars Jor telling mo that the halrs in} @nd witeh haxel also make a very x | 3. What wa 1 e fam . ; place them near | then in a state of intense congestion— | Most of them go 6 theory that h had turned |C20UDK aid cleansing wash for tired: i pus Contoderats } it} Mr, Aflehnol: Angelo. D How to Stop a Cold in “ like start fout| the discharge In not only very profuse, | they will maka thelr * 4 une] One eyebrow And inel he “Sjeyes, but rest is the all important } sand Ati Wie Civil War nd paVeho-anulyist, was ag a ay causing ex- | joy itafterward, An ei ele to keep them clear and : Li : a Kidg, | cane o fu and was amoking t the Head. ut often intensely acrid, causing ex-| Joy it afterward. | And * y, It iy needless to be a, brillant { GTA SB aML county w bs " 1 hate LERICAN be 1 r having taken cold it 1a) coriation of the akin upon the edges af | anything : ti io do this Hut one need| Many readers ask my advice about} ; 16 pirate, hanged’ § uate! ar in the hous MERICA 8 ate tO Ree < t, bi e even $0 the nostrils and the upper lp. They always’ look forward «extreme, tbat is, to deny {trimming e lashes to make then Whe dis ed method atv ver from the BuO Gr ONT a slight @ thin san old in the One of the p niest a8 wellas the} time when the will be oi too much un order really cw and | bea reoslyed \ehtaee canini he A Lkston had dropy Certainly rhs, colds, cature |) : PY ae pe cae alle. 1m | street "and they believe that rom inany other readers who claims | uleaniz i oe singly eee Pret i hee ES head may be the forerunm @ more most eMcactous remedies to allay this ‘can with a p ful inind gol The yuble with most people is}to have found this method beneficias 8 What ix name bu 4 1 Fi van erious condition. It la wiser to yield | condition und enable one to breathe | int, the business of etijoying life Insist that they must miss!in lengthening them, but personallyg 6 1 Philadelplia wh . wou vubed fo; innany ame - to it and take immediate measures to| normally consists of the following: | What a tulse foundation on which | almost everything that comes along] have never had any experience in B dence Wa Mr was speaking. “Whe v combat the trouble. A hot drink ot] Menthol, 2 grains; camphor, 1 grain,| to, build! Buch peopie really exist] because they are in the process of} thin practice, One thing 1s certain, q yeep n ws ia | tu comparison to 1 2] temonade with u little whiakey, or of| white off, 1 ounce : anjum, ¢| 0M: They do not truly live: Tow] making their way in the world however, that cutting of the lashes” ‘ f od dupt i. “ | White ai ou + OW of ‘ *|many youthful pleasures, how much| If yuu only will try you can make! should be done by another persom? mpeached by the tinally hom he wa us A home j s Can CG4P' barley water, or slippery elm taked| drops happiness, euch people could have| your Way and inake your happines#]ang one with a steady hand. sequitted? “ heart is, Where did riches any and ail weather condi-| gree retiring, and so hot that it must Allow a few drops to run each | had during years in which t jut the same tine. Tt is bad business! Brunettes should always avoid 10, In what city was Mohammed of Ives ever bring re t not, however, une ve} 5 ed, will usui break up @/ nostril a medicine dropper, or,| WAT Mrowink that they can never| to sacrifice all the unings that YOU) white and pink face powders and Wanie orn? ness, oF art, or vers Libre and clothe ourselves hy MU) cold if it is very m aching) (NO better aiill, wrap a bit of absorbent | Site nin, teem eaten | road ove toy Vu MAY Doves esc | the soft brunette shades, which avec 1. What val ot | payehic research?” the: while fect in hot mustand water and taking| cotton tehtly around the point of a| xu 1 can sympathize Le She sieht. Reni Re live skin ea joleg in a ge ? ( a A great many colds in the head re-|@ ton-gran Dover powder with @ hot] soos + the ( e girl who will go without lunch | sh Li OF aura . ae alee tt i ; : fe aw true!” 4 yeh aie : epee la + he : weer with pipe | toothpick and inser pledset, hor that abe might buy herseif -|@ ir 2. at Kin w se Mr. r sat down on the piano stool | 4s je. body led drink te Of) After dipping it in the solution, into the lets, ADVERTISEMENT. a to cut a b with t 1 nd d ‘the others with /'0 tremendously be nial vere? a ne reping room MUM) nostrils, placing one in cach nostril, r , f music| omen ao ANSWERS TO YESTERDAY'S | iv0t%y look. Me put tis elbows back| tures The blood boconies chilled |p, miilated, otherwise the | mhrow the he | wn apend or 18) Why Have Red Hands? sa QUESTIONS. n the closed plano as If resolved | *94 the tissues ure too vitiuted "| treatment ing ve futile) Thi! myeous ime . fi ae . They are 4 constant annoyance tu) that, bad as things were, Dinkston|SCt If after such exposure the fect ing + a METMPAHON: BO) no pic et v7 the uoley to get| the stenographer or clerk who hag 1, Australia; 2, Calcutta; &, Olymy mould not play the plano. £ 7) #te Uke Jumps of lee, they st are must be Laken not Lo expowe (hel thy benoit of t th s for a couple} wash her hands many times a day. 4, Gibraltar: 6, pristians Llama: coy eel stati piano. Men who | Dgiskly rubbed to stimulate the oireu- | ye don aval atau Lm ‘ nlty | OF weeks: is easy to avoid the redness. by » Buracian; & hau Hich- cannot or will not do anything useful | (tion. Plunging them into cold wate beige | t and it will be 1 uth t the happest peo-| can gad with means. To sur {bins the hang Min ? Hy mond, Va; 10, Rockefeller: 1 while: or worth while ALWAYS play the | OF rubbing them with bay rum or al-| de The miu! breathing haw been! ple | have ever known are those who, it Up, if you be as happy aa) Which a M5 Se im, 1% By Cobb. piano, cohol until the reaction occurs ts| mucous owmbrane Uning the nostrils is restored. ’ Bet the best they can out of life, you like, be as Luppy as you can, 25 cent tubes at the druggist's, a