The evening world. Newspaper, December 5, 1919, Page 23

“THE EVENING WORLD, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5, 1019. = Mary Was a Whole Opera; TMK you ‘have been drinbiog’’ ourt'house echoed protest “EVnaly “Not a drop,” she thought up the acheme of runs shimmied Mary, ning and singing at the same time, ~ starting to weep. 5 when last seen she had Med 4 To prove her abil- eller-Weber bicycle racing pair She Sang, Danced, Wept and\*"! i" ain Ws te wait cad Wee elie , 3 limbs, she tickle- forging into first place. Was Her Qwn Scenery, Too}\': *. %: necessary convul- — a | WEIRD FROM THE START, | (Prom ite Rowton Transert:,) Visitor—So this ia the \haunted house. How did it get such @ repu- tation? Native — Well, thore's bee sion with each With Her 280 and Odd Pounds of Gelatinouis| ‘}: wae pete Flesh, How She Could Shimmy!—All Grew y._ a compoalt Out of a Practical Joke That Was Resented] by Thin-Skinned East Siders, With the}¥e Usual Essex Market Finale. Roger Batchelder. and refused to stop. Each time she ae vides atl Hor last | Passed the cops, she would chuck was vers: q them under tHe chin, and romp -on.|"" g) bbed the yf name began with "P" agd was| Finally the detectives became dizzy] adr’ aed ancok hie unit ha teeth so utterly unpronounceable| from watching her, and made her sit] Shattered. - ‘enat even the hardened linguiste|40wn. Mary stilt smiled, and began] "Tyco, Maty, ‘That will be all,” h to “shimmy.” There was no use try-| gaia the Judge ' who serve as attendants at Essex ling to stop that, though her 280 odd| “Mary went downstairs and declared Market Court gave/ pounds made the temple girders) that the best part of her life had been it up and just | shiver. spent on the operatic stage. To prove | coughed. And the| “Mary,” declared His Honor, accus-! it, she rendered seléction after ualec- | two copa, Detectives Borken and Lips- shitz, had their fo m the be- mn Even when it was bullt It didn’t exceed the contractor's estimate, e odor of all d His Honor, recovered.” At this Mary stopped crying, and smiled. Then she waltzed to one of the officers. . “Mr. Judge, this is like he did to me,” she said. hands full keeping * Mary quiet. She was as unmanage- able as her name. It came about like this: In front of Mary's home, there con- @regated often an assemblage of Po- sh gentiomen. As a means of using Up excess energy they evolved the playful plan of tapping on head or shoulder each passerby. For some time, they had lots of fun, but when the wetims awoke, some hours later, Cranberry Butter for the children. Spread ‘ ©1919 Kincaid & Kimball, inc. they were thoughtless enough to re- port the little joke at the police sta- tion. 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