The evening world. Newspaper, December 2, 1919, Page 22

Funeral, Murder or Riot? Nary a One; Just a Plain | Essex Market Music Feast: Aeeeellinnardtverdarornarcaponnsp er toroOCCOCOACODACOCCEADOLOOIOOOLED Was Weird While It Lasted, but a Pesky Oubia Broke It Up, and Peerless Finger- printer Couldn’t Finger the Fiddle Any|« * More; So the Concert Was:a Sad Fizzle. By Roger Batchelder. M >, ” BOE Toot ackie aoe” «| gt the concert.” The Ancient Order of the Sons of Rest, Exsex Market Post, marched sgt Line ig ge of | downstairs and found Warden Hall, Ap en Bases Eyt nd Mrs. Moyer, the matron, sitting | g >. &E Cotrt was rudely ve men's annex of the hotel and ‘> broken. It was | st j intently to the tunes of the from _ alow, the O4 “That,” had just music.” “Musto it ts,” the wily court at dant. gistant Digiriet Attorney tO Loe i i Mu," Tropiko Grapefruit have. the Best Flavor 'Y come to you right from the tropics. Swift steamers bring them from Porto Rico in from four to five days. 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R. will fall in,” or- dered Bill, “and mageh to the scene Sa “it is #0 much Ike my old farm in | Persia that it makes me homesick,” 10. | exclaimed Bill Podolak, who was born on Staten Island, tearfully, The music stopped. murder?” Ongerprinter, “It le & music festival,” amserted Warden Halt Thi inquired the peerless itist; and Pro q TO fessor Oubta was the inventor of the instrument called by his name, wng the only teacher of it in the wortd, It was a fine Instrument—sort “What is tho event—e funeral or] 4 ‘THE DVGNING WORLD, TURBDAY, DECEMBER 2, 1919.' of cross between a piano, a Jewsharp Who, on and a rum—and had tubes, keys, pipes and everything. unny machine,” volun Walker, | “It looks as fined “ts from the Judge,” rt, “We were having & four girls dancing in the restaurant, when the cops camo in and gald that someone was selling booze. The whole place was pinched The ladies was let go, favit.” your fines?” asked apicion. t which wasn't o “Did you pa eudden \ ers and others atill solvent, "ing financial valuations of the various warllke sounds coming fom ‘inn Srantne: f ore ‘ merely sighed with w an orrom eee acoioun most anything could happen in the an Fe ie special grand old temple, they agreed. o e,, profess on, The feature, —_—_— Ss will be Vectuteg Bibtion and on ment of the rainy” UNTANGLING LOCAL TRANSIT. P. S, Commissioner Nixom WIM Try | fi, to De It at Meeting Te-Day. Conferences leading te ® sotution of the loca) transit sttuation are yr led to be resumed to-morrow. neys for the various roads, pens a at which are now in the bands $j Poa of th arranged by ‘clubs of the big universitites, No More ation to~morrow morning in tho patie re vice Commission offices with Public Service Commission Nixon. 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