The evening world. Newspaper, November 17, 1919, Page 24

/ ‘ae By BIDE READER who says he sees all PL, the Broadway shows suggests that we form an All-Broadway team of about fifteen players, the sporting editors from all- joan football and baseball teams paper. He suggests that among in current Broadway shows Might be given positions on the are Helen Hayes of “Clarence,” MeKellar of “The Storm,” Byrne of “Nightie Night,” Lawrence of “Wedding *" Charles Purcell of “The Magic ly,” Vivienne Segal of “The Lit- »”" James Barton of “The ‘Bhow of 1919," Doris Kenyon Girl in the Limousine,” and Larrimore of “Scandal.” Our overlooks—purposely, perhaps ‘well known stars as the three Frank Bacon, Marjorie 4 and Fay Bainter. However, Be te meXing the suggestion, What think? COMMENDING MISS JANIS. Elsie Janis and “her gang” playing in Baltimore last week ty of army officers went over Washington to see the show. of them wrote her a letter of ion in which he said: She show is a sincere presentation. man who saw service in France there are about 2,000,000 through U) Statcs—will enjoy it if he he It's true, even to its abrupt- a TRIBUTE TO MISS GEAR. B, Dooner bas sent us a poem t ila Gear of “The Gold Dig- .” It is in the form of a compli- Mt which should not be kept from , BO here it is: @ tall and graceful figure befits the part you play statuesque guid-digger the highly cultured way. @ graceful way of wearing gowns ‘i show you at your best, cling like ivy all around your form of sienderness. \ are pretty; a good actress, too; what could I say more to quote the words about the stage: noscimur?” 6004 | opening of Charlotte Greenw os and F wi ews Lphined ings : trip from ed los Angeles op the return Mr. Lasky said: Ym of that water stuff forever. bdy need try to scli me a scenario af ocean in it. I've had enough #o-calied bexutiful blue eea.” @ on the Yule-Princeton football Tt follows: (Dud: I saw the football tween Yale and Princeton and thought I'd drop you ju some of the inside les might bave won if omtney oall Yate old Elita o ibn Root, who founded the fe or something. You might up in the records and get a about it. I don’t believe but you and me knows It, cetons had a tiger, for a and I says to the wife, ‘Looks ny, don't it? She says, mn, it peacly ia Tammany for Get it? She was making many.’ If you use but put me in arlie ng editor of the Thomas- B He tipped me off 4 not to print it tll, comes out. when the Bee THERE ARE OTHERS. ai —_——_ A MERE FALLACY. y “3 his son te| ¥bo posted you there?” Guerre Celarlo =| LITTLE MARY MIXUP or ~MOM - COME F& MoM SAYS FoR AND See WHAT You" TAKE YouR Doe Back AND GNE ME {Twin TAKE MY Doe BACK. SHOULD GIVE You WHATEVER HE SPENT “THAT TWo DOLLARS Fo DUDLEY Bosse WSoK He Doe Back Well, that’s enough to-day. There waa a lot of excitement at the game, but could learn nothing.—Jeff.” BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Baid Silas McGuggin, in Pee weeple's store: “Well, politics ain't the same game any more. The women are votin’ an’ kin’ it, too, A lot of the men who want office are blue. The women don't know what the fight is about. They vote for the slender ‘man, scratchin’ the stout. The good-lookin’ guy gets their votcs every time. It's beauty that wins @n’ it seeme like a crime.” “Well, Silas,” said Grandpa McGee with @ grin, “if you ever run fer a place you won't win. The wom en ull deat you so bad = you'll feel cheap. They'll snow you clean wunder—oh, twenty feet deep.” Old Bilas arose and re- plied with a grunt; “I'd win if you "posed me, you poor little runt!” And as he departed, Jed Peeweeple smiled. Said he: “That there beauty talk’s sure got him wild.” YOuR “Two DoLwars “Back j AN" HES GETTIN’ | ALONG IN YEAR} —You NEVER CAN A DAWGONCY 1 TH’ POODLE” WAS SICK SHED BE WORRIED Foolish ATTENDIN' (7! BUT ME - X DON'T GET No MoRE @YMPATHY “THAN A Rasert ¢ “THATS ALL TH’ NEIGHBORS ARE “TW SYMPATHY INTERESTED IN ME f A Lit’ @YMPATHY Soe eine PRINCE AT THE HIP, de is planned to have th Wales fee “Happy Days" at the Hip: podrome on Friday evening of this week. At that time the 150th per- HS oan of the big spectacie will be Po WHAT OF THIS ONE? lenry Fisher, who lives in West should ‘eal! for'ecane sort St barat ‘or eome - ment. Listen: Te eeete- sr: Film Exhibitor—How are the Har- old Lioyd comedies going? Producer—Fine! It doesn't take long to sell a Lloyd. Gossip. Francis Byrne is now featured in “Nightic Night.” Peony mao and Charles ompton are in John Cort’s new play, “Three's a Crowd.” eae lesigned a fan which ‘rince of Wales,” Mme. Giga Petrova, now in vaude- ville, has written and composed a one called “The Road to Romany.” Gilbert Miller's production of “Mon- siour Beaucaire” will open at the New Amsterdam Deo, Li. Ruth Gordon arrived in New York last week to begin rehearsing in Stu- pA Walker's new comedy, “Piccadilly Oliver Morosco has postponed the JOE’S CAR Cee ae) Joe Lost Even His Dignity? - Say! Did You Lays SEE ANYTHING OF MY CIGARS AN WALLET AFTER WE LOOPED “THAT LooP ??? You'RE STRAPPED IN “Tien Joe! Y'can'T ‘ POSSIBLY FALL OUTS im 4 a Y'Positive ? Boy! “Her Was WONDERFUL ~~ - BuT Gee —— jeoe, “Linger Longer, Lett; ‘ulton from to-night to evening. Henry W. Savage announces the last two weeks of “See Saw” at the M, Cohan Theatre. This mu- ‘lca! comedy will go on tour Dev. 1. John Charles Thomas, who ts off ing @ course in voloe culture to t! most proficient applicant, will he: candidates at the Globe Theatre Mon- day morning, Nov, 24, Al Jolson, who has a record of ten weeks in Boston in “Sinbad,” will play a return engagement there be- ginning this evening. During his two years in this. extravaganza Mr, Jolson has been seen in it only in New Yor Washington, Boston, Philadelphia and Baltimore. Under the direction of Waiter Kingsley, Carroll Pierce, Samuel Hof- fenstein and Michael Goldryer, the new Cheese Club will rive a benefit rmance at the Central Theatre ‘Tuesday afternoon, Dec. 2. Ten per cent. of the gross will go to the Ac- tors’ Fund, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Those British students seem to have given the Prohibition movement Wie Lou’s Buddies Fly High! You MIGHT LVERY VOLUME W FOR KAIOWL EDGE. Send o“No body" te “Grindst Ocarge, ii Si T was a dark night at Camp Grant.|[~“( 4e was me 8€s7_ Jl ( Paroe OF MIS LIFE. THe matic Cama WAS 50 GREAT 7HAT nel oe heady Rrindstone Ocdrgs? MaconKey- Footsteps of a horse were heard UMpORINED “IAN IN WE HAD THE LARGEST HE COULDK 7 GEF HE WALKEO CIMES approaching, t WTS COUNTY! OVE IN TOWN! ENOUGH THROUGH THE OLE E—I'm surprised that you) «ait! Who's there?’ barked the Tot ones SNOW) To BORROW PE ores your engagement to Jack. You used to ray he was one in 1 still think so; but I have d that he's not the only one in RY P. DAVISON was talk- ing about the numerous cor- rcapondence courses in five lesson to be mastered evening over the after-dinner in England a black eye. FOOLISHMENT. A focular fellow named Tate, While watching a troin said: “Tl state That engine's @ cop, My reason, old top, Ta that it ts pulling a freight.” DROP OUT! FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Woman (in drug store)—Do you keep cough-drops? Clerk—No, ma'am! We soll ‘em. Good Stones | but look a-here—I don't want him to waste his time over a lot of book nonsense about strata and dips and upheavals and denudations, and don't bother him with mineralogy and crystals, neither, What I want him to learn is how to find gold and silver and copper in payin’ quantities— payin’ quantities, mind you—and Ill call for him and put him to work Monday a_ week.'"—Philadelphia Ledger. PRACTICE THE OLD FAMILY SKELETON ae GRANOFATHER, “[ WAS A GREAT READER ‘*NOBOoDY" HE LIKES 70 88 BATHERED WHEN MES Busy! HE READ MAKES PERFECT. Ceaade WAS Wa MS TRS rookie. “Regimental Commander.” ‘Dismount, Colonel, and ad- vance to be recog- nixed.” > "The Colonel dis- mounted and came over to the rookie, who presented arms with a snap. “Proceed, Colonel," he said. As he laboriously got back on his horse, the Colonel asked, “By the way, S20Ksi aon'y \Y Botner ME. 14 CLEANING OUT OY or FUE ! | ZOh ean replied the sentry. CTU er ar kad