The evening world. Newspaper, September 30, 1919, Page 28

COMIC PAGE TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1919 EUW Abtut Plagstéed Player. IDGAR MACGREGOR announces GossiP. \ that he will produce this season, | Sam Howe and Pete Clark, bur in association with A. L. Erian- |lesque in ae. Ue | aren wer, the following: “The Haunted | °°?!" ' Pajamas,” a comedy by George C. | sh Hazelton, based oa Frances Perry |% Elliott's novel, with 0. P. iene — | HERE - wT. | fERue Have 2} Pp AN ORANGE?) ne} PEEL IT FOR Me — Witt Y4? | or Lightnin’,” says a boy or girl ded to the Quinn ha 1 ening at " Alexande featured; “Self Defense,” a melo- |th: 8 The ook drama by Myron Rf. Fagai “The | ! H. § rm a iat mane Sweetheart Shop," a musical comedy |¥!!' eat the Shubert Thea by Anne Caldwell, with music by |t: Hugo Felix; “The Dream Girl,” a|_ !! musical romance by Rida Johnson |{'\") Young, with music by Victor Herbert; |): “Her Birthright,” a comedy drama‘ by Edward Peple; “A Bit of Love,” | &® comedy by John Galsworthy, and | & musical version of “A Pair of ? 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All right, ttle giri—it’s allright.| 1 wish that I were seventeen, tate itl A country youngster, gay and green; | A WEIRD FAT MAN. If Time would take me back in years | ee I'd gladly buy him ten near beers. George Jessel, comedian o we vic last night, “ Oe ee et ee FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “It's your appetite,” replied the| “How many pigs you gor Si?" ‘Diet.’ " “Nine.” } t color?’ asked my friend.) “Looks like ten to me." What do. you thins of the| “Wrll, they's one that runs around so mach L can't count him." The Day's Good Stories wets ee eee Sy cen see 4 s GEE. Lov" —1 a NO Gee Le SOME si 25 igs WHERE 1 HAC TT LAU 3 FELLA Ac AN ‘OILY’ START! All seemed ¢ ely happy except | GOING ‘Yo BE \ SEE JOE TRYIN’ ih E FOOLS WHEN —— — —— one giant N buck private who ~ Ih PESTERED BY 2 TT MAKE LOVE | THEY'RE IN Love! sat upon the hatch registering pro- ae ut |. 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He had a Congress- man Cor a guest, and having run out jof his favorite brand of whiskey, nace UD W unt 1 Here, bi —)| I've kep! a over the whiskey de- the rejoinder. Why ked the Admiral || the matter with the brandy?" “That's what I want to know, Bob," said the guest, "Iu if you have had | it untou in your possession for | y must be | tter with What's