The evening world. Newspaper, May 8, 1919, Page 28

COMIC PAG Thursday, May 8, 1919 Furi LITTLE MARY MIXUP Daily That’s Ore Way of Looking at It, to Be Sure! <n, T Wever Dw iT wis Thar MUCH HARDER FoR ME Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY You Re HoT AN EXPERIENCED SARDNER — YOu NEVER DD (Tr Berore “TEN CENTS A WEEK 13 Quite Enovert Te Pay You FoR, WEEDING Tie Garden wee. Hen Touenr “Te GET A Bie sarary— only does Elsie Ferguson in-/of a hotel. What's your father do- tend to return to the legitimate | !98” “Nothing. He's retired.” stage after an absence of Bev-| june ince some autos,” @ years, but she has found a play.| “What do you mean?” . she is acting in the spoken| “When some autos won't work Po she will continue posing before | they're re-tired Interloc “Well, Mr. Tambo, gamers. Miss Ferguson wishes to| wnat have you to say for yourself?” & rumor that she will appear in| Tambo—"I want to ask you a ques- jtmartre,” which A. H. Woods is = head “Go ahead.” Produce, The name of her new) wit’ gt. Louis owes ten million dol- vehicle has not been made what does San Antonio?” nor has the name of Ite au- ren't you ashamed for springing a bad joke?" le, But I'm like the weathor | sue - — “AW man.” AID SPANISH SINGERS. oe What way?” benefit will be tendered the mem-| «iyery once in a while T furnish of the Theatre Espanol at the/a bad spring.” ‘Theatre Sunday evening. Law- Interlocutor sae Archibesé High note, our beerless tenor, will render Anhalt will give the use of the | tng jatost ballad: ‘Mother Is Feeling and the éntertainment will! Her Liquor.” excellent. A feature will be a Spanish operetta called | D0wn on the farm of P. Thaddeus " Mme. Barrientos of the! srother comes home from the old litan Opera Company will sewing circle, | THE BIG LIT TLE FAMILY Bhe has had punch with a stick in it; ys wthadl Tho’ she ia home she was loath to rat 4 quit Orta Sop DF HUGO RIESENFELD, HOST! | one! tne trips o'er the cat on the Cook WouLD mS peta at SS ANS: WA Riesenfeld, managing 4i- Noor, of the Rialto and Rivoli | Then she sits down by the old kitchen ie WOULD Go — BUT INSANE. ASYLUM ! door. rs i WHY, WoT” oy Boted ite tthe tas aa Mother is kidding; she wishes to |) LIZZIE” OuR House MAD EXPERIENCE sf play, by fifty newspaper writers What 5 Have You fmaon interested in fms, The tees? py Le eva ud pious Lt “EX “TALK Hun ae of the affair was to give M id ng! bis Row. prees ron Chorus. ve, munds, a chance | She may have acen better dave, \ ered better acquainted with|"” fut the dase that she has will do. ves of the press and| just then the family mule brays, Mournful, yet honest and true, ”“ oe hove seen better daya, jut Ma doesn’t care if she L. Golden isn't exactly super- Tho’ Father won't leit 7 and but he believes no dis- She's feeling her Nquor, to run when you are .| (Spoken—-"Go to the dickens!") actor o—— 4 yesterday and | And crowns herself Queen of th: Jass. fo TH’ FaTHEAD! NOT FOR JOHN! Gossip, ‘was with a nice manager last|, The Messrs. Shubert will present * replied the actor, “but he|thelr new musical comedy, “Oh, in Philadelphia beginning bad!” murmured Mr. Golden, William Caryl has been engaged to conduct the Sunday night concerts at t do you want to do—kill me?” |the Nora Hayes Theatre. Mr, Golden as he anoved away.; "Take It From Me,” at the 4éth os Street Theatre, has lost its pigeons. | Ts Witatawe WOTHER, The birds quit without giving in their Bill, the postman on our streci,| Johnny Dooley has been engaged he'd like to change his beat |for the 1919 issue of the Ziewteld y 5 “Vollies.” Alice Brady will celebrate her | 800th performance in “Forever After” at th " i. ' ‘ q U ‘the lis LOOKA HERE ED! LL “TAKE YOU SPEED ‘ER uP ED! SAY! wuarta v'sir s , ae " WARE K ‘ x 4 « ' ? OUT IN “TH'CAR AN’ SHow y'WaAT OK, THAT? “Tyas Just ca” el mat WERE LAFFIN' FoR? gra ho asks for letters daily, follow him with pleading giance, veg for just one note from The roofs the | France, SHE'LL Do! “THEN You CAN DECIDE LiL) KNOCK ~ CARBOH ~ fi 5 . Kearns, the juvenile in “Come | ‘ ‘ —— " Ted gh me bro sie coe ate we Yiwura ay _w! HOPE Y CHOKE s months ago—a list she missed, one leg recently and has | g had to ourtail his dancing for @ while Ind no one's ever told her, Evelyn Gosnell of “Up in Pm nat mushy,” DIF will vow, | ta ina series ef ont redeeen in my threat @ lump somehow | dies which will be released through | gk up time she greets me, § ane 7 Saaph ms ney Tir bet | the Pathe Exchange, "A stock of letters she'll soon get, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. iness: plumd deats me.’ A certain Wellsville young man see a ie saya that If he could kiss tain ‘elsville young woman he'd gladt; taint of yeller.” Pay @ luxury tax, baa His tragedy is history, » But there's one more that's bound FOOLISHMENT. | bi to be— A Harmon young man, Martin Bickel, | Ifa coming when they tell her. ost got himaelf into a pickle, prveeaey When women he met, . OUR OWN MINSTRELS. A feather he'd get, Minterloctor—“Good evening, Mr.| 4nd tickle and tickle and tickle. ! Did you know I am descended — n royalty?” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, Bones—No! However, that's noth- y that hair tonic I . Im of high birth, too. Be T'was hern:on the $34 fece!suines’ my seme ee oe tt THE OLD FAMILY SKELETON A Lot of Us Are Like Uncle Abner! “NoBOoDY" DR. NOBODY THE EMINENT UNCLE e ABNER, WAS ps Md Gy A SCARLET FEVER, Ne NEVER HAO SCIENTIST WHO HAS DISCOVERED a . = PICTURE OF HEALTH: MEOICINE m GOUT, RAEUCIATIS/4, AS 120CH ASA A CURE FoR SPRING FEVER SHE MEANT WELL. tid ane actin ach aad Saale kane 016, ROBUST ANO Waa Ae WELUENZA ANO Aut MEADACHE! Sand aNobody ‘te Grinastene George WGNATOR HARDING of Ohio, was|other off, when three very pretty STROVE! MS WHOLE Re orcas LF pte > a S) speaking about patriotism. “We | girls got into the Pullman, Ne LE! OUCLE AGNER.' 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